that's not a homo sapien whose DNA consists of two "X" chromosomes, which gives the Homo sapiens the qualities of a higher tone of voice, a shorter stature, and other features we describe as "feminine" compared to Homo sapiens whose DNA consists of exactly one "X" and one "Y" chromosome; and which, by the nature of Homo sapiens, is imperfect and is prone to making mistakes that displease a fraction of other Homo sapiens which prefer flawless female Homo sapiens of our own creation that only exist inside the animated realm and are flawless in every way, that's a flawless japanese girl.
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that's not a block of pure cocaine, that's a frozen carton of milk
that's not a bunch of text and pics, that's an email
That's not a flawless japanese girl, that's just a 2d drawing made by a man.
You know, we could go at this all day.
That's not just a 2d drawing made by a man, she's my wife!
That's not just a 2d drawing made by a man, she's my wife!
That's not your wife, that's your mother.
That’s not your mother, that’s your sister
That's not your trap brother, that's your uhhh *ahem* futa tomboy sister.
that’s not your *ahem* futa tomboy sister, it’s yuhaii
Yo what the fuck is happening here
That's not yuhaii, that's an overly realistic dakimakura!
That's not yuhaii, that's an overly realistic dakimakura!
That's not an overly realistic dakimakura, that's your best friend!
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Thats not your best freind that's a hobo that just snuck in to your house to steal some food but somehow got caught while stealing your food.
Thats not your best freind that's a hobo that just snuck in to your house to steal some food but somehow got caught while stealing your food.
That's not your best friend that's a hobo that just snuck in to your house to steal some food but somehow got caught while stealing your food, that's a deliveroo guy!
that's not a deliveroo guy, that's a guy dressed for halloween too early!
that's not a guy dressed for halloween too early, that's tesco, stocking the shelves full of christmas-related items in september!
That's not tesco, stocking the shelves full of christmas-related items in september, that's my first map!
That's not my first map, that's where my first mistake took place!
That's not where my first mistake took place, that's getting spammed with notifications by discord!
That's not getting spammed with notifications on Discord, that's getting some messages from pretty cool people from pretty cool servers!
That's not getting some messages from pretty cool people from pretty cool servers, that's being idle on osu! for a long time!
That's not being idle on osu! for a long time, that's just me lurking around the local osu! forums!
That's not you lurking around the local osu! forums, that's a skeleton trying to learn the default dance in the corner!
That's not a skeleton trying to learn the default dance in the corner, that's just a very awkward and fidgety skeleton in an undesirable social situation!
That's not a very awkward and fidgety skeleton in an undesirable social situation, that's just a decayed body using their ribcage as a xylophone
That's not just a decayed body using their ribcage as a xylophone, that's a wandering soul with a taste for music!
that's not a wandering soul with a taste for music, that's a miserable emo skeleton!
that's not a miserable emo skeleton, that's my manifested calcium!
that is not your manifested calcium, that is your glass of milk!
That's not their glass of milk, it's a white cylinder!
that's not a white cylinder, that's a rock headed to crush us all!
that is not a rock... that is an asteroid, and it is about to hit us at full speed!
That’s not an asteroid, that’s toe stub coming at you at 20 mph
that's not toe stub coming at me at 20 mph, that's my old joke!
That's not an old joke, it's a dead meme!
That's not an dead meme, it's my mom!
That's not joe, that's Crazy Dave!
That's not Crazy Dave! That's a Peashooter!
That's not a peashooter-zombie, That's a machine gun!
That's not a machine gun, it's a nuke!
That's not a nuke, that's the power of the atom!
"Behold! He is coming with the clouds! And every eye shall be blind with his glory! Every ear shall be stricken deaf to hear the thunder of his voice! Let the men, women, and children of the Earth come forth to gather and behold the power of Atom! Let those who dwell here in his favored land attend now to the words of the Prophet of Atom! Come forth and drink the waters of the Glow, for this ancient weapon of war is our salvation, it is the very symbol of Atom's glory! Let it serve as a reminder of the Division that has occurred in the past and the resplendence of the promise of our division in the times to come! Give your bodies to Atom, my friends. Release yourself to his power, feel his Glow, and be Divided. There shall be no tears, no sorrow, no suffering, for in the Division, we shall see our release from the pain and hardships of this world. Yea, your suffering shall exist no longer; it shall be washed away in Atom's Glow, burned from you in the fire of his brilliance. Each of us shall give birth to a billion stars formed from the mass of our wretched and filthy bodies. Each of us shall be mother and father to a trillion civilizations. Each of us shall know peace, shall know an end to pain, and shall know Atom in his glory. I urge you, my friends -- come, drink with me and pray... Glorious Atom, I give unto you these feeble bones. I present to your will this frail body. I beg of you to use me as your vessel, guide me to your brilliance, divide each particle and give relief to this rotten flesh. Cast the fragile form of this ephemeral body into new life in the forge of your Glow. Atom, come -- bestow your presence on your unworthy servant. We stay true, until the Day of Division -- until the dawn of your return to His humble world."
that's not an apple, that's an unstable motion-triggered bomb on your head that could decimate most matter within a 7-meter radius.
That's not an unstable motion-triggered bomb on my head that could decimate most matter within a 7-meter radius, that's a mushroom!
that's not a mushroom, that's a mushroom cloud.
That's not a mushroom cloud. THAT'S A FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! HEY FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! MUSHY GIANT FRIEND!
that's not a friendly mushroom, that's an approaching wave of radioactive material and searing hot winds.
That's not an approaching wave of radioactive material and searing hot winds, that's a giant metorite!
that's not a giant meteorite, that's the Majora's Mask Moon getting pulled into our atmosphere.
that's not the majora's mask moon getting pulled into our atmosphere, that's just some cheese.
That's not just some cheese, that's a snowball!
That's not a snowball, its a big jar of semen
That's not a big jar of semen, it's an enormous bottle of milk!
That is not an enormous bottle of milk, that is a vat full of white paint!
That's not a vat full of white paint! That's mayonnaise!
That's not mayonaise, that's washabi!
That's not wasabi, that's mold!
that's not mold, that's the gum that mamba stuck under the table!
That's not the gum mamba stuck under the table, that's a slime!
That's not a slime, that's a phlegm.
Warning!
It's gross.
That's not snot, that's Tad's Tank.
That's not Tad's Tank, it's a toy tank.
That's not a toy tank, that's a Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf.B (Sd.Kfz.182) Tiger II.
what? no! that's not a panzerkampfwagen tiger ausf.b (sd.kfz.182) tiger ii, that's the sanitized design from the fictional novel's merchandising ploy to totally revise its prior military vehicle insignia's controversial history!
That's not the design from the novel! That's a civilian off-road vehicle on treads!
and that's not a civilian off-road vehicle on treads, that's just my friend's installation artwork titled "voyage yearned".
That's not installation artwork, that's a bucket of paint spilled on the floor!
That's not a paint spilled on the floor, it's a new form of mural.
That's not a new form of mural, that's a bucket of c*m spilled
That's not a bucket of it spilled, that's the sticky glue to trap someone.
that's not sticky glue to trap someone, that's a thin sheet of black ice
That's not a thin sheet of black ice, that's a tinted piece of glass!
that's not a tinted piece of glass, that's a piece of obsidian!
that's not a piece of obsidian, that's a laptop!
that's not a laptop, that's a tablet
That's not a tablet, that's a matcha flavoured KitKat!
that's not a matcha-flavoured kitkat, those are drumsticks!
Those are not drumsticks, those are chopsticks!
those aren't chopsticks, that's an Asian
that's not an Asian, that's a Malaysian
that's not a Malaysian, that's an Indonesian
that's not an indonesian, that's a packet of indomie instant noodles
That's not a packet of Indomie instant noodles, that's a giant whole wheat biscuit!
That's not a giant whole wheat biscuit, that's a loaf of white bread
that's not a loaf of white bread, that's a block of white cheddar!
that's not a block of white cheddar, that's a block of pure cocaine!
That's not a carton of frozen milk, that's just a plain white cardboard box!
that's not a plain white cardboard box; that's a crusty white dog!
That's not a crusty white dog, that's a Nintendo Switch 2!
that's not a nintendo switch 2, that's a steam deck!
that's not a steam deck, that's an esteemed egg!!
that's not a dead end, it's an ˜”*°•.✨˜”*°•✨𝓸 𝓹 𝓹 𝓻 𝓸 𝓽 𝓾 𝓷 𝓲 𝓽 𝔂✨°*”˜✨.•°*”˜ •
that's not an "˜”*°•.✨˜”*°•✨𝓸 𝓹 𝓹 𝓻 𝓸 𝓽 𝓾 𝓷 𝓲 𝓽 𝔂✨°*”˜✨.•°*”˜ •", that's just random characters with misspelled text!
that's not just random characters with mispelled text, that's a forum signature!
that's not a forum signature, that's just a bunch of text and pics!
That's not an email, that's what Toto Wolff has printed out!