During my search for tomato soup while shopping, I couldn't help but notice a box of
these tins. Tesco have a bunch of these in stock, with hatless Applejack standing besides such characters as Thomas the Tank Engine and Hello Kitty on these small novelty pasta tins, the purpose obviously being to get kids to eat their tea. I would have loved to purchase one as something fun to talk about, but I didn't fancy going through the embarrassment of explaining the whole situation to my oblivious mother. And I didn't have £2 of my own with me to spare.
However. using my vague even-deeper-into-childhood memories, and my deduction, I can predict that the contents of these tins taste literally like rubber. Don't get me wrong, I still will be purchasing a tin of this shit when I can simply for fun. And then I can be a healthy boy, as these tins are apparently one of my five a day. The only reason I would actually eat any of this would be for the bad side of nostalgia and to tell you people how I think vaguely pony-related shaped kids' pasta tastes, but maybe another time.
Looking into these a bit more, they apparently contain Flutter
by shapes, so I'm happy. Kind of.