everything already feels virally immortalised anyways, what more is something i'll actually be permanently known for than just all my most paranoid delusions being made reality?
besides, i can always change my name and my face and my species and my dimensional plane of existance and my...
(honestly though, with how important the internet is for communication at this point, i think i can take the hit [and 99 things people will never pester me about])
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a drink dispenser that can dispense any liquid (think scp-294)
or
a 3-d printer that can print a model of any object in any solid material
both of which are under the conditions that: A - the requested material exists in some form in the universe, and B - the requested material can remain liquid/solid respectively at room temperature
also, you aren't required to supply said material in either case - the machine gets it itself
(i'd choose steven personally)
