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What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?

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Farfocele
give a hug
[ Sebastian ]
"Hey there! Whatcha doing in my bed?"
synthwavesquid
"holy shit lucario from pokemon"
Rigbyuis
is this a homestuck reference?
179bpm
same thing i would do with my alarm clock, ignore you for like 10 seconds then ask you to leave
Kaaruumii
scream
[ Sebastian ]
Use my aura powers to tell if you have evil intent and if not fall back asleep.
Farfocele
wonder what a lucario is doing in my bed
Ryu Sei
Can I propose to that user('s avatar)?
[ Sebastian ]
I guess I'm in a 8-bit universe now.
TGGD
Hug you
Farfocele
let's become friends!
JustABeginner
We meet again. ehehe
Farfocele
go insane and then escape... unless it was my house
[ Sebastian ]
Listen to TUYU with you.
Farfocele
M-M-M-Master Ball!
anaxii
Playing mental chess
[ Sebastian ]
"I think she's a character from that game called OMERI or something like that".
Farfocele
i'd do pokemon stuff ig
179bpm
hug them
Reyalp51
Run
Farfocele
hug
synthwavesquid
ask them how they got in here and what they're doing here
[ Sebastian ]
Don't know what you're pfp is supposed to be. Looks like a furry character so I'd hug them.
Farfocele
ye i'd hug you too
B0ii
stop stalking me
Farfocele
and please get out of my house
JustABeginner
Lock you up in basement so you'll become more insane and can't escape easily.
Farfocele

JustABeginner wrote:

Lock you up in basement so you'll become more insane and can't escape easily.
I'd try to run and get a restraining order
JustABeginner
Chain him and make an escape.
Farfocele

JustABeginner wrote:

Chain him and make an escape.
yea that'd be good
JustABeginner

JustABeginner wrote:

Chain him and make an escape.
TGGD
I'd scream
Farfocele
I guess ask how you got into my house
[ Sebastian ]
What the wha?
Farfocele
Uhm... how.
keremaru
Steal some sunflowers and give them to my mom. She loves sunflowers.
Farfocele
please don't hurt me, and also leave my house.
DeletedUser_32597938
interesting. I wonder how I got here.

and what happened last night
Farfocele
uhm... how did you get here?
sshix_
so what do you want for breakfast?
Rezq Gokou
I'm calling the police
Wimpy Cursed
want another drink?
Rezq Gokou
Kanpai!
JustABeginner
I'm going to do the usual routine.
misswatterson
'bro I watched you sleeping while struggling to do so last night sorry bout that'
Wimpy Cursed
I'll watch you next time.
[ Sebastian ]
I don't know you so get out.
misswatterson

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

I'll watch you next time.
ayo so we just gonna watch eachother until morning-

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eh whatever I'll just make some breakfast for two
DeletedUser_32597938
I'd probably start talking about indie bands I like and scare you away
[ Sebastian ]
NO CATS ALLOWED
-Kori
run
Aireunaeus
uuhhhhh
anaxii
HATSUNE MIKU
DeletedUser_32597938

I AM VERY SMART wrote:

HATSUNE MIKU
meow
keremaru
Probably adopt.
DM FOR MUTUAL
????????? wtf why is my bed pink now
anaxii
Eat their borgor
[ Sebastian ]
Get outta my house plz
B0ii
I'm calling animal control
TGGD
I would delete you out of existence
Farfocele
please leave my house
DeletedUser_32597938
ok but what if it were literally anyone else
Farfocele

an actual cat wrote:

ok but what if it were literally anyone else
It's a cat! Sorry though, i already have a dog and that is a bit too much already.
[ Sebastian ]

B0ii wrote:

I'm calling animal control
Animal control doesn't work on Pokémon

OT: Hi there TUYU person. Why are you on my bed?
Farfocele
how did i end up with a pokemon in my bed...
Wimpy Cursed
Let's blast some TUYU
Farfocele
Great, but why are you in my room?
anaxii
I will cry
Rezq Gokou
cuddle
anaxii
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Farfocele
hello there
KimAriel
hehehehehehehehe
misswatterson
order me pizza and I'll let you stay
Farfocele
how'd you get into my house
JustABeginner
Bring him to his own room and lock my room door whenever I'm inside.
Farfocele
send to jesus
[ Sebastian ]
I forgot to lock my door again :/
lostsilver
uhm my good sir, please get back in your pokeball (unless you want cuddles, then you can stay)
DeletedUser_32597938
I would make you breakfast probably (cat food)
Farfocele
pet
[ Sebastian ]
You come to my house way too often. Am I going to have to file a restraining order?
Farfocele
i think it'd be for the best, seeing as the reverse is also true
DeletedUser_32597938
I would make you lunch probably (also cat food)
Farfocele
headpats
emajakolic
if i woke up next to farfocele, i would make him/her breakfast and uh yea do whatever they want me to do lmao
MrMcMikey22
idk what to do when I wake up, so I just try to sleep a little more.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Farfocele
huh... please leave
anaxii
My bed was not made for two people AAAAAA
kaedori
go back to sleep
Farfocele
run.
worst eu player
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Farfocele
what
[ Sebastian ]

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

You come to my house way too often. Am I going to have to file a restraining order?
That's it I'm doing it.
Farfocele
please do
anaxii

Anaxii wrote:

My bed was not made for two people AAAAAA
Farfocele
well, mine too...
Behrauder
Considering the pfp: I would kidnap her.

Considering the person: Win at chess and then call the police.
Farfocele
Counter-Win at chess and call the police.
JustABeginner
En passant and lock him out.
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