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Stomiks
After an excruciatingly long time... I have grinded through my therapy job, trying to get to the very top of something that was unreachable for most.

After all this time, going through all of the pain, I have managed to overthrow those at the top and put myself as the new head of a mega corporation. As the new head, the first thing I wanted to do was to let the OT know about the existence of this corporation hiding in the shadows, known as the...



As a megacorp, you may acknowledge that we have a monopoly over multiple markets, hold private armies and territory that rivals small countries, and may jump over OT!government laws from time to time. But after gaining control of the corporation, we are currently trying to remove the corruption and malicious nature that plagues it.

So as the first step of this endeavor, we will only appear and take advantage of conflicts of large scale, such as the padoru wars. (We'll only provide both sides of the war with powerful artillery to prolong their dependence on us!)

And as for our other activities, we will also reduce the rate at which we acquire ethical companies, and pervert them in a way that goes against their original purpose for our own entertainment.
With that being said, we hope to have all of OT support us in the internals changes of the British MegaCorp©™!
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abraker
Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Topic Starter
Stomiks

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
abraker

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!
Topic Starter
Stomiks

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!
It seems that our rival company got ahold of our deal and sent a fake delivery to you before the official package could arrive. Do not worry! We will dispose of them promptly. Please ignore their attempts of defamation to our company and enjoy the real tea bomb that arrived at your place right now!



Here's your tea bomb! It may look like an actual bomb but inside of it is filled with grinded tea leaves of the most high quality! Activate it and watch the tea leaves explode into your mouth! Enjoy to your heart's content!
abraker

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!
It seems that our rival company got ahold of our deal and sent a fake delivery to you before the official package could arrive. Do not worry! We will dispose of them promptly. Please ignore their attempts of defamation to our company and enjoy the real tea bomb that arrived at your place right now!



Here's your tea bomb! It may look like an actual bomb but inside of it is filled with grinded tea leaves of the most high quality! Activate it and watch the tea leaves explode into your mouth! Enjoy to your heart's content!
Ok now we talking! The tea bomb works as expected. I'd like a bulk order of 727 please!
Topic Starter
Stomiks

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!
It seems that our rival company got ahold of our deal and sent a fake delivery to you before the official package could arrive. Do not worry! We will dispose of them promptly. Please ignore their attempts of defamation to our company and enjoy the real tea bomb that arrived at your place right now!



Here's your tea bomb! It may look like an actual bomb but inside of it is filled with grinded tea leaves of the most high quality! Activate it and watch the tea leaves explode into your mouth! Enjoy to your heart's content!
Ok now we talking! The tea bomb works as expected. I'd like a bulk order of 727 please!
Alrighty! Coincidentally, our stock of tea bombs matches the number of your purchase, so we'll be sending all of them as fast as possible. Thanks for the business!

[TRANSMISSION]
> All right, he took the bait. Launch 727 nuclear warheads 100x stronger than the 
  Tsar Bomba at their location. 
  Prepare for immediate resistance and gather our forces around their territory.

> Permission granted. Nuclear warheads have already headed out.


- cirno -

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!
It seems that our rival company got ahold of our deal and sent a fake delivery to you before the official package could arrive. Do not worry! We will dispose of them promptly. Please ignore their attempts of defamation to our company and enjoy the real tea bomb that arrived at your place right now!



Here's your tea bomb! It may look like an actual bomb but inside of it is filled with grinded tea leaves of the most high quality! Activate it and watch the tea leaves explode into your mouth! Enjoy to your heart's content!
Ok now we talking! The tea bomb works as expected. I'd like a bulk order of 727 please!
Alrighty! Coincidentally, our stock of tea bombs matches the number of your purchase, so we'll be sending all of them as fast as possible. Thanks for the business!

[TRANSMISSION]
> All right, he took the bait. Launch 727 nuclear warheads 100x stronger than the 
  Tsar Bomba at their location. 
  Prepare for immediate resistance and gather our forces around their territory.

> Permission granted. Nuclear warheads have already headed out.


fuck
Scyla
So it's the start of something new
It feels alright
To be here with you
Yeah
Jarcrafted

A_childIGuess wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!
It seems that our rival company got ahold of our deal and sent a fake delivery to you before the official package could arrive. Do not worry! We will dispose of them promptly. Please ignore their attempts of defamation to our company and enjoy the real tea bomb that arrived at your place right now!



Here's your tea bomb! It may look like an actual bomb but inside of it is filled with grinded tea leaves of the most high quality! Activate it and watch the tea leaves explode into your mouth! Enjoy to your heart's content!
Ok now we talking! The tea bomb works as expected. I'd like a bulk order of 727 please!
Alrighty! Coincidentally, our stock of tea bombs matches the number of your purchase, so we'll be sending all of them as fast as possible. Thanks for the business!

[TRANSMISSION]
> All right, he took the bait. Launch 727 nuclear warheads 100x stronger than the 
  Tsar Bomba at their location. 
  Prepare for immediate resistance and gather our forces around their territory.

> Permission granted. Nuclear warheads have already headed out.


fuck

Bruh
Aireunaeus

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!

abraker wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

abraker wrote:

Greetings! I am abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC. I come to you with megabillions, resources, technology and deals. Have it all I do, but alas, kere has fallen and Remu with their allies are busy on another front. There is but one thing I would like of British MegaCorp©™ - create a tea bomb. You heard me: Tea. Bomb. No, no, not tea so good it's the bomb, but bomb that is tea. You jolly lads are bonkers good with that sort of stuff, no? Well I await your response. Toodles~!
Greetings to you as well abraker, Head of A-Breaking Laboratories Intergalactic Incorporated and Subsidiaries LLC! We are pleased that someone as highly influential as you has made the decision to strike a deal with us! Because of your courtesy, we have decided to send you our tea bomb free of charge! The bomb is being delivered to your location right now as we speak! As you requested, this tea bomb is not an actual bomb, but it's filled with non-lethal tea powered explosives for your exquisite tea enjoyment. We hope that this gift to you would be the start of our wonderful relations with eachother's companies. We look forward to dealing business with you in the future!
Ummmm Is this a joke? I opened up the crates of explosive tea you sent me and in there this capitalist pig preaching me why monopolies are good. Apparently he was throwing cash at me trying to buy out A-Breaking Laboratories. When that failed he started going about lobbying the OT!Government and suing me for some shit I would get away with anyway.



Oh yea, he also mentioned that he was the tea... what the fuck?!
It seems that our rival company got ahold of our deal and sent a fake delivery to you before the official package could arrive. Do not worry! We will dispose of them promptly. Please ignore their attempts of defamation to our company and enjoy the real tea bomb that arrived at your place right now!



Here's your tea bomb! It may look like an actual bomb but inside of it is filled with grinded tea leaves of the most high quality! Activate it and watch the tea leaves explode into your mouth! Enjoy to your heart's content!
Ok now we talking! The tea bomb works as expected. I'd like a bulk order of 727 please!
Alrighty! Coincidentally, our stock of tea bombs matches the number of your purchase, so we'll be sending all of them as fast as possible. Thanks for the business!

[TRANSMISSION]
> All right, he took the bait. Launch 727 nuclear warheads 100x stronger than the 
  Tsar Bomba at their location. 
  Prepare for immediate resistance and gather our forces around their territory.

> Permission granted. Nuclear warheads have already headed out.


Well he dead 😰😭😭
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