Ah yes, insufficiently secure laboratory facility allowing experiments to escape. A common rookie mistake all mad scientists make when they start.
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Yarn ball is my fav toy
Hey, can I have some?
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Thanks for showing up, R.O.S. abraker! I have blacklisted your DNA from my DNA scrubbers installed in my office and laboratory.
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Day 3 after consumption of catgirl serum:
I had gone to an anime convention. They thought I was cosplaying some kind of OC. All 4 of my ears hurt, one of the pairs physically. Need to go to vet store and buy animal hygeine products.
Also, 50 ampules of catgirl serum had been prepared for eblf in exchange for his lemonade stands.
I had gone to an anime convention. They thought I was cosplaying some kind of OC. All 4 of my ears hurt, one of the pairs physically. Need to go to vet store and buy animal hygeine products.
Also, 50 ampules of catgirl serum had been prepared for eblf in exchange for his lemonade stands.
The lemonade stalls are a big too big, I'll let them outside
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Sure thing. Robots will drag them into a warehouse.
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Due to guest KemZii's sudden appearance and weeaboo mumbling, he was offered to become a human test subject for a catgirl serum. I told them to report on their state if they so desire.
OT is full of catgirls lately. Not a bad thing, but...
do catgirls possess a denser gravitational pull than the earth?
keremaru wrote:
do catgirls possess a denser gravitational pull than the earth?
Yarn ball is my fav toy
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I request A-Breaking Laboratories to take denizen levesterz under surveillance. I am in no power to monitor this subject.
Come on yarn ball is fun to play with.I can make cloth, shirt, noose , football and worm on a string.
Levesterz, I've been experimenting with fabrics to create the best yarn. Wanna check it out?
Not sure if this cat girl syndrome is dangerous or not.
Regardless, it seems to be spreading.
Imo subjects should be quarantined just in case.
Regardless, it seems to be spreading.
Imo subjects should be quarantined just in case.
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I can guarantee that actual catgirl serum has no side effects as shown on levesterz. Again, my suspicions is that someone stole early prototype of catgirl serum (ampule 126) and modified it with malicious intent.
Ok operation yarn is successful. Levesterz has been put on a leash
also my idiots are distracted with a new play toy hmmm
also my idiots are distracted with a new play toy hmmm
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Thank you, R.O.S. Abraker. I shall reward you with 50 ampules of catgirl serum (series 1067 to 1117). However, use with caution. You are permitted to reverse engineer it.
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Fourth day after catgirl serum: I can see in dark. This would potentially allow our laboratories to save on electricity. Also, dogs are confused when looking at me too.
I am baffled by the permission to reverse engineer it. Usually agreements are made to share a trade secret.
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Actual instructions for making catgirl serum would be released to public soon either way, so you reverse engineering it is not a concern.
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Fifth day after catgirl serum: Nothing unusual happened and there were no significant discoveries other than that I can examine my health by looking at my tail.
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Soon.
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Update. Human testing of catgirl serum is now concluded. No side effects were found, besides fucking weebs craving for it like madmans.
I have also made catgirl reversion serum and applied it on myself.
Production of catgirl serum (and catgirl reversion serum) is officially in order. Catgirl serum and catgirl reversion serum may be bought from any apothecary or any other laboratories. Availability at A-Breaking Laboratories not guaranteed.
Also, source code and genome deobfuscsation files had been released so you can synthesize it at home and make desired modifications. Just be careful so you don't turn your brain into fish oil if you are irresponsible.
Besides the catgirl serum development coming to an end, I have something else to announce.
KatouMegumi's Independent OT Research Laboratories is commencing on a space exploration mission!
Our main goal is to find alien life and establish diplomatic communication.
We also may exchange technology.
I have also made catgirl reversion serum and applied it on myself.
Production of catgirl serum (and catgirl reversion serum) is officially in order. Catgirl serum and catgirl reversion serum may be bought from any apothecary or any other laboratories. Availability at A-Breaking Laboratories not guaranteed.
Also, source code and genome deobfuscsation files had been released so you can synthesize it at home and make desired modifications. Just be careful so you don't turn your brain into fish oil if you are irresponsible.
Besides the catgirl serum development coming to an end, I have something else to announce.
KatouMegumi's Independent OT Research Laboratories is commencing on a space exploration mission!
Our main goal is to find alien life and establish diplomatic communication.
We also may exchange technology.
It has never occurred to me that A-Breaking Laboratories is also lacking a space exploration mission. Oddly enough it already conducted interdimensional exploration mission.
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So. I flew out of our system, boarded a weird anarchy space station. A lot of its employees got quickly interested in my catgirl serum. However, I don't have their space bank account thingy. Instead they offered some yellow insulated gloves, with a "budget" tag on them. That'll work, I guess. They also said some company named "Nanotrasen" had hired them to work on the station. Guess I gotta do some research on it.
yay SS13 tie-in
yay SS13 tie-in
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Meanwhile, I am negotiationg with their R&D director guy, he also told me about something called "bluespace", which seems to be like, uhh. space thing.
hmmmmmmm
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Good timing, R.O.S. abraker. There seems to be a power source called "Singularity". I shall disadvise you from EVER employing it and I call OT Government to ban Singularity-based energy sources. If improperly set up, it will bring doom to all of OT and its neighbors. Even Nanotrasen themselves had switched to alternate energy source for their space station.
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I had recieved footage of loose singularity destroying absolutely everything.
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A notable mention goes to IppE on OT Discord who cracked my rickroll image, albeit in an unintended way because Photoshop likes to add layer info in EXIF tags.
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I apologise for abscense. But I had captured a changeling, race of which has an ability to transform into anyone, provided they get their hands on genetic material of their target. I, like a complete retard, had made a changeling serum which I am now testing on myself.
Would you say that captured ability with provided material that transformation of target challenges genetic race in tests?
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After a long hiatus, it's finally back! At that time, I had been researching more in the field of abraker impersonation. I had managed to trick abraker into spewing his decryption keys right into my hands.
Unfortunately, after injecting the new abraker impersonation serum, something went wrong and I basically turned into anime god. I am not sure if I should be happy or worried. Such power is enough to nuke OT and everything else beyond imagination, the world would just go poof if I was to use this power.
I will continue my research in hopes of reversing this fortunate-unfortunate transformation.
Wait... Could it be some secret mode in abraker's DNA to rule the world!? Hope not...
Unfortunately, after injecting the new abraker impersonation serum, something went wrong and I basically turned into anime god. I am not sure if I should be happy or worried. Such power is enough to nuke OT and everything else beyond imagination, the world would just go poof if I was to use this power.
I will continue my research in hopes of reversing this fortunate-unfortunate transformation.
Wait... Could it be some secret mode in abraker's DNA to rule the world!? Hope not...
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geez abraker is such a weeb to recreate those weeb superpowers into real world
Lol you thought those were decryption keys? You fell right into my trap where I wanted you to be!
You fell for it so badly you didn't even analyze what I gave you. Look at how badly you fell for it. See this?
Your power is gonna cripple you shortly, fool!
You fell for it so badly you didn't even analyze what I gave you. Look at how badly you fell for it. See this?
Well look closely
your loss haha
your loss haha
Your power is gonna cripple you shortly, fool!
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Hey, abraker.
Fuck you.
Look at what happened to me. I will have to file charges at you for breaching the Geneva convention.
Fuck you.
Look at what happened to me. I will have to file charges at you for breaching the Geneva convention.
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Actually, I am repeling my charges against abraker. I have fixed it, and turned myself into my waifu instead. Keeping those powers coverted though.
*nomfs on popcorn quietly*
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*nomfs on popcorn quietly*
Hey, can I have some?
yeah
Wow, thanks!
These are some good popcorn.
These are some good popcorn.
Curses! You won't be so lucky next time. One does not outsmart the Royal OT Scientist and get away with it so easily. Enjoy your waifu powers while you can, this is not the end!
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Do tell me though, was it my fuckup I created the powers instead of impersonating you or was it you who created them in the first place?
If it's the latter, you might have a problem with the UN or shit like that.
If it's the latter, you might have a problem with the UN or shit like that.
yes
haha popcorn machine go pop pop.
I made some more, who wants?
I made some more, who wants?
One can never have enough popcorn.