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Ashton
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Ashton

samX500 wrote:

Ashton wrote:

I can’t take you seriously when you decide to have a spasm...

This thread is serious and true. There are very few people who take roleplaying seriously. Chill out and take a break from the internet.


Yet here you are being the only one opposed to roleplaying, how curious.


look at the front page and tell me how many roleplaying threads there are in comparison to non-roleplaying threads.

Now look at all of the ‘big’ declarations from the ‘ot parliament’ and how many responses that has and compare that to my fucking “I’m poppy” thread


Roleplaying OT is nowhere near as interesting and fun as normal OT. There are more people who don’t give a shit about ot more than there are people who do, you just don’t see them here because THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK.


OT is much less active than it was before roleplaying became prominent, how curious
abraker
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abraker
thats a thread I have long since forgotten... welp im gonna back in time on this one
kai99
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kai99

abraker wrote:

thats a thread I have long since forgotten... welp im gonna back in time on this one

<3
also really craving pancakes rn.,,, it's time to do apocalypse shopping
abraker
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abraker
ok im back from the past

I miss blitzfrog
kai99
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kai99

abraker wrote:

ok im back from the past

I miss blitzfrog

i told u
u need a good partner for these kinds of threads to survive and spit content
Ashton
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Ashton

kai99 wrote:

abraker wrote:

ok im back from the past

I miss blitzfrog

i told u
u need a good partner for these kinds of threads to survive and spit content

His partner is tad and together they make even more retarded threads than the normal retarded level...
kai99
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kai99

Ashton wrote:

kai99 wrote:

abraker wrote:

ok im back from the past

I miss blitzfrog

i told u
u need a good partner for these kinds of threads to survive and spit content

His partner is tad and together they make even more retarded threads than the normal retarded level...

oh then that sounds great i appreciate this
Ashton
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Ashton

kai99 wrote:

Ashton wrote:

kai99 wrote:

abraker wrote:

ok im back from the past

I miss blitzfrog

i told u
u need a good partner for these kinds of threads to survive and spit content

His partner is tad and together they make even more retarded threads than the normal retarded level...

oh then that sounds great i appreciate this

Kai, it is not the good kind of retarded that makes your inner shitlord want to have a massive orgasm, it’s the bad kind that burns any libido the beast within has
abraker
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abraker
good partners are hard to come by these days

Wanted: A good partner
Job requirements: Verbal punching bag, able to shit out high quality content on demand
Pay: a few crackers
Ashton
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Ashton
I will teach you how a proper ot poster should do. No silly president titles required 🖕
abraker
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abraker
Ashton, I don't need a fancy OT President title to do what I have doing. OT President is just a role assigned to a leader of a group designated to make OT fun. Being part of that group and making stuff work is what matters, not any fancy titles. Those are simply formalities, recognition, and trust.
kai99
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kai99
maybe you need to start designing a flash game that involves ot people and ot people-made assets
abraker
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abraker
I tried to make an OT Economy system that gives value to posts but when I finished developing it I didn't find it fun. I am still trying to figure out how to make it fun.
kai99
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kai99

abraker wrote:

I tried to make an OT Economy system that gives value to posts but when I finished developing it I didn't find it fun. I am still trying to figure out how to make it fun.

incorporate machine learning and sentiment analysis idk make it a css plugin put it on your resume
Ashton
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Ashton

abraker wrote:

Ashton, I don't need a fancy OT President title to do what I have doing. OT President is just a role assigned to a leader of a group designated to make OT fun. Being part of that group and making stuff work is what matters, not any fancy titles. Those are simply formalities, recognition, and trust.

Why tf are you talking like it has any meaning at all. Open your eyes abraker this is a fucking off topic forum.
kai99
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kai99

Ashton wrote:

abraker wrote:

Ashton, I don't need a fancy OT President title to do what I have doing. OT President is just a role assigned to a leader of a group designated to make OT fun. Being part of that group and making stuff work is what matters, not any fancy titles. Those are simply formalities, recognition, and trust.

Why tf are you talking like it has any meaning at all. Open your eyes abraker this is a fucking off topic forum.

uh exactly, cant people have fun their own ways in a fucking OFF TOPIC forum
abraker
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abraker
inb4 OT will be known as where it all started. A dark secret lingering in these forums but non daring to come. Lost to time and non willing to find out truth. Truth how that cursed being went on to doom all. They shouldn't know the truth tbh cause it's horrifying. I mean what a silly thing that cause is; anyone would have stroke trying to make sense of it.
Ashton
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Ashton

kai99 wrote:

Ashton wrote:

abraker wrote:

Ashton, I don't need a fancy OT President title to do what I have doing. OT President is just a role assigned to a leader of a group designated to make OT fun. Being part of that group and making stuff work is what matters, not any fancy titles. Those are simply formalities, recognition, and trust.

Why tf are you talking like it has any meaning at all. Open your eyes abraker this is a fucking off topic forum.

uh exactly, cant people have fun their own ways in a fucking OFF TOPIC forum

You are an insufferable imbecile who deserves to be left to rot with the cesspool of roleplaying threads
abraker
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abraker
spicy, that prob deserves silence
kai99
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kai99

Ashton wrote:

kai99 wrote:

Ashton wrote:

abraker wrote:

Ashton, I don't need a fancy OT President title to do what I have doing. OT President is just a role assigned to a leader of a group designated to make OT fun. Being part of that group and making stuff work is what matters, not any fancy titles. Those are simply formalities, recognition, and trust.

Why tf are you talking like it has any meaning at all. Open your eyes abraker this is a fucking off topic forum.

uh exactly, cant people have fun their own ways in a fucking OFF TOPIC forum

You are an insufferable imbecile who deserves to be left to rot with the cesspool of roleplaying threads

sad. OT needs a roleplaying forum. someone has to tell peppy this
kai99
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kai99

abraker wrote:

spicy, that prob deserves silence

was a good one that hurt me physically
Ashton
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Ashton

abraker wrote:

spicy, that prob deserves silence

Lol if he takes offence to that he obviously isn’t as non chalant as he claims to be
abraker
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abraker
uh oh now you made a grave mistake there

I wanna see this
Ashton
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Ashton

abraker wrote:

uh oh now you made a grave mistake there

I wanna see this

I never make mistakes because I’m the top of the Shitpile

You fuckers will learn later in life
abraker
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abraker
owh did kai leave :\
Ashton
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Ashton

abraker wrote:

owh did kai leave :\

Every post I make is calculated. I factor in public opinion, reaction, and any risks that align with my posting procedures and decide what the most accurate move is for me.

The reason I haven’t died yet is because of these calculations. Getting a silence here and there is not the be all end all.

I play the game of OT.


Edit: n-not that I’m roleplaying or anything abak!
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I normally don’t comment on drama thread because it is stupid and troublesome, but srsly, some people just need some self-awareness of how retarded they are
abraker
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abraker
Then what's your endgame lol?
Ashton
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Ashton
My game over is when OT doesn’t exist.. when I no longer can juice out all the. Juice

It dies... when the moon goes black...


🤷‍♂️🥵
Ashton
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Ashton

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

I normally don’t comment on drama thread because it is stupid and troublesome, but srsly, some people just need some self-awareness of how retarded they are

Unfortunately kai seems to be lacking that. But nonetheless, thanks for popping in. One day he’ll learn.
levesterz
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levesterz
i need a tldr of this whole thread please.
Ashton
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Ashton
Ashton bad role play good
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No comment
Nate Bait
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Nate Bait

levesterz wrote:

i need a tldr of this whole thread please.

Ashton
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Ashton

Ashton wrote:

Ashton bad role play good

H
kai99
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kai99

abraker wrote:

owh did kai leave :\

im cleaning my room and afk sry
kai99
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kai99

Ashton wrote:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

I normally don’t comment on drama thread because it is stupid and troublesome, but srsly, some people just need some self-awareness of how retarded they are

Unfortunately kai seems to be lacking that. But nonetheless, thanks for popping in. One day he’ll learn.

(❁´◡`❁)
abraker
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abraker
*sigh* here is le tl;dr

Ashton: Ha! Abraker is president? What a joke! President is made up game, it means nothing!
People: Someone's salty
Achromalia: Yea we pretend but we also try to make OT better by organizing events
Ashton: Nobody cares about roleplay
Kai: *suddenly appears from the void*
Kai: Ashton you dummy!
Kai: Hi OT!
Kai: Also I feel spammy today!
Kai: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Abraker: Hai kai o/
Kai: Hai brakey
Ashton: This thread is serious! OT needs actual good threads not roleplay
Kai: rp is fun if you try but nobody is using effort to keep OT fun anymore

<me and kai catching up>
<kai refuting ashton>

idk that's pretty much it
Ashton
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Ashton
A shit biased tldr



Proper one:

Ashton: Hi guys I just want you all to know that the future of ot still has hope. I’ll make sure to post interesting threads, unlike the virus of role players.

People who like role play: no

Achromalia : ehm... semantics

Ashton: Ok retards

Kai : *unintelligent bitching*

Abraker : says hi to kai

Kai and abraker have more interesting talk than all roleplay threads combined (excluding ot court)

Ashton: y’all crazy
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abraker
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abraker
well make your then
kai99
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kai99
i feel VERY spammy today because i havent spammed on ot for nearly two years. im trying hard not to derail this thread because flan is a good friend and i dont want to trouble him. but im on the edge. also because i dont want to clean my room.
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kai99
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kai99

abraker wrote:

Kai: *suddenly appears from the void*
Kai: Ashton you dummy!
Kai: Hi OT!
Kai: Also I feel spammy today!
Kai: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE


this is my whole being in a nutshell
Flanster
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Flanster
> trying hard not to derail this thread
> shells out 30 posts
> pick one
Ashton
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Ashton

abraker wrote:

well make your then

Bitch the fuck you think I did


I needn’t brag but I kept a few people engaged for 70+ posts, 40 if we exclude spam, and tad spent hours formulating weeks worth of content to entertain people for perhaps a fraction of my time.

Just a little trick you get when you become pro pro
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kai99
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kai99

Flanster wrote:

> trying hard not to derail this thread
> shells out 30 posts
> pick one

IM SORRY FLAN
but the post is back on track TBF
Ashton
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Ashton

kai99 wrote:

Flanster wrote:

> trying hard not to derail this thread
> shells out 30 posts
> pick one

IM SORRY FLAN
but the post is back on track TBF

TBF u deserve silence
abraker
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abraker
this is off-topic
things are hardly ever on track
kai99
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kai99

Ashton wrote:

A shit biased tldr



Proper one:

Ashton: Hi guys I just want you all to know that the future of ot still has hope. I’ll make sure to post interesting threads, unlike the virus of role players.

People who like role play: no

Achromalia : ehm... semantics

Ashton: Ok retards

Kai : *unintelligent bitching*

Abraker : says hi to kai

Kai and abraker have more interesting talk than all roleplay threads combined (excluding ot court)

Ashton: y’all crazy

i like this version too
kai99
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kai99

Ashton wrote:

kai99 wrote:

Flanster wrote:

> trying hard not to derail this thread
> shells out 30 posts
> pick one

IM SORRY FLAN
but the post is back on track TBF

TBF u deserve silence

I DO INFACT HAHHA
im so sorry i just had too much fun
abraker
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abraker
too much fun procrastinating on cleaning your room

Ashton
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Ashton

kai99 wrote:

Ashton wrote:

kai99 wrote:

Flanster wrote:

> trying hard not to derail this thread
> shells out 30 posts
> pick one

IM SORRY FLAN
but the post is back on track TBF

TBF u deserve silence

I DO INFACT HAHHA
im so sorry i just had too much fun

Ur just like me

If I wanna have fun I wanna unleash it all

To a point where I can’t hold back and just need to let it all out in this forum


But I’d get banned if I did that

So i refrain my natural obligations
kai99
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kai99
IM HURT okay im gonna go back to cleaning my room
abraker
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abraker
Ashton's definition of fun is making a scene

Typical day:
<someone does something>
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Ashton: How about a spin narative around and make that guy a villain!

Also Ashton: CanadianBaka *sips chamomile tea from purple cup*
Ashton
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Ashton
The fact you still use the nobody theme I-
kai99
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kai99
wait ashton is cbaka i remembered now..
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
who wakes my eternal slumber, fucktards?
abraker
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abraker
haha oh kai
abraker
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abraker
I'm claiming 100th post btw
Ashton
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Ashton
I’m claiming real 100th post
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci
Oh shit I was sleeping so I missed all this spice.
Even an old gen shitposter showed up.
abraker
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abraker
If I tell you blue is you will claim the real blue is actually
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci
Da ba dee da ba dai
kai99
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kai99
i dont know why i even bothered to spam this thread in the first place then,,
although, i think ashton sounds and looks like a better name than cbaka
Serraionga
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Serraionga

kai99 wrote:

anyways looking for water tap gf

kai99 wrote:

and some spaghett (ever since i am considering quarantining myself)

Plini
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Plini

kai99 wrote:

abraker wrote:

take it easy kai

yo,,, can u believe im graduating next year (hopefully) time has passed and you're still active here you really need to find a new partner other than blitz

grats bruddah

this thread is for congratulating kai now
Achromalia
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Achromalia
great job, kai.
Ashton
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Ashton
Enjoy redoing it all because of corona
kai99
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kai99

Ashton wrote:

Enjoy redoing it all because of corona

boy that's not how it works
kai99
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kai99
anyways ive enjoyed my time here
if anyone wants to catch up feel free to do so on discord! ♪(^∇^*)
Isshiki Kaname
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Isshiki Kaname

peppy wrote:

penis.

serious answer.
　
clayton
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clayton
water tap reporting in
Serraionga
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Serraionga
bit late for this but CONGRATS KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zain Sugieres
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Zain Sugieres
you're all cringe lol
clayton
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clayton
ABRAKER GREEN

SOUND THE ALARM

ABRAKER GREEN
Ashton
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Ashton
I stand by this statement.

Now that he has power I am more than certain he will abuse it to ruin my life and others like me.

I had a dream I made three years ago that I would be better than blitzfrog and leave a better legacy than him. I am the god shitposter and I will make it known.

Abraker will do nothing, and my attack will happen in the next month. He better prepare his weak ass. I'm getting my guns loaded and goooooood damn I am going to shoot them. (Figuratively) I am going to shoot them so hard his brains fall out! (Figuratively)
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abraker
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abraker
speaking of, representative elections should be soon

Tad, start getting the polls ready
roshan117
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roshan117
damn ashton is strapped
Serraionga
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Serraionga

Serraionga wrote:

bit late for this but CONGRATS ABARKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
this thread aged like shit wine
clayton
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clayton
your OP can't hurt me. I'm not even a denizen


(yet?)
kai99
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kai99
wow someone wants to follow blitzs path now thats new LOOL
abraker
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abraker
not sure who you referring to, but there is only one frog I recognize and he has a tiny wiener

also this thread aged like ashton's tea sat on the porch for 3 months
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kai99
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abraker wrote:

also this thread aged like ashton's tea sat on the porch for 3 months
disgusting
Flanster
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kai99 wrote:

abraker wrote:

also this thread aged like ashton's tea sat on the porch for 3 months
disgusting
Is this your new verbal weapon?
kai99
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kai99

Flanster wrote:

kai99 wrote:

abraker wrote:

also this thread aged like ashton's tea sat on the porch for 3 months
disgusting
Is this your new verbal weapon?
yes it's better than swear words
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