Blame puzzle tbh
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Blame puzzle tbh
@Blitzfrog
what is that cloud of missile coming our way? And why is Tad riding one of them?
I'm gonna nuke the shit out of this thread.
Feuer! Sperrfeuer! Los!
Woah woah Tad, we just wanted to nuke the thread NOT BREAK OT
this is waaaay too high quality we are not ready for
this is waaaay too high quality we are not ready for
Don't worry abraker.
I have already evacuated all denizens in the area. We have no denizen casualties.
Only the thread was blown to shreds.
I have already evacuated all denizens in the area. We have no denizen casualties.
Only the thread was blown to shreds.
You sure? My quality metre is reading the area is contaminated by high doses of valhalla
I never figured out what reaction that has with trashipitus because OT is void of any such samples
I never figured out what reaction that has with trashipitus because OT is void of any such samples
Where is the context for this
this thread is a tad too smart for me
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Ah well, the area will be inhabitable for sometime but I can assure you no denizens are harmed.abraker wrote:
You sure? My quality metre is reading the area is contaminated by high doses of valhalla
I never figured out what reaction that has with trashipitus because OT is void of any such samples
In fact, the nuke eradicated all trace of the trashipitus virus in the area!
And everything else as well but still...
I would say this is mission accomplished.
Tad trying to blow us up?!
i don't know but this deserves to be discussed in another page
Uhm, Tad the satellite image shows your nuke went as far as distorting the fabric of thread-post
I already told you, the effected area will need some time to recover but we're a okay!
This thread may suffer a great deal of damage but no denizens were harmed and other threads on OT are still fine.
There's no reason to panic at all!
In fact, this is a perfect opportunity for A-Breaking laboratories to study the effects of nukes on OT threads.
I look forward to your reports on the matter.
This thread may suffer a great deal of damage but no denizens were harmed and other threads on OT are still fine.
There's no reason to panic at all!
In fact, this is a perfect opportunity for A-Breaking laboratories to study the effects of nukes on OT threads.
I look forward to your reports on the matter.
W-wait we were not even reaWe were not prepar- Hey hold on!
The nerve of that guy making mess no dime given to clean the shiup shitefkefelfuckenbitchfrickidff...
The nerve of that guy making mess no dime given to clean the shiup shitefkefelfuckenbitchfrickidff...
if i were a mod i'd lock this
Topic Starter
Lock me up
daddy
daddy
Topic Starter
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Also low effort meme
This thread is a tad bit funny.
Or you could be more environmentally friendly and just shred my leaves one by one.
Wait.. Why am I telling you how to kill me?
Wait.. Why am I telling you how to kill me?
Sad rose noises
Day 1
Post apocalypto
I think the OT government is lying to the citizens about the result of Tads thread nuke. Theres something- something strange going on in the wasteland. I dont know what it is, but I'm going to find out. I've asked Journal if I can borrow her Journal so I can keep a record of my investigations. I'll report back tomorrow with my findings.
Post apocalypto
I think the OT government is lying to the citizens about the result of Tads thread nuke. Theres something- something strange going on in the wasteland. I dont know what it is, but I'm going to find out. I've asked Journal if I can borrow her Journal so I can keep a record of my investigations. I'll report back tomorrow with my findings.
i just want to watch the world freeze
i just want to see a new page
Wow Speak Of The Devil ! XD XDͤด้็้็้็้็้็้็้็็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็็็้็้͇็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้
Wow Speak Of The Devil ! XD XDͤด้็้็้็้็้็้็้็็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็้็็็้็้͇็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้้็้็้
zalgo like this should be a punishable offense
I literally thought my computer was bricked.abraker wrote:
zalgo like this should be a punishable offense
I thought me monitor smoked crack
don't worry rosie. so long as you drink Nestle Milo ®, i would never hurt you <3Carmlillball wrote:
Sad rose noises
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the hell happened here?
tad? did you cause this...?
what in thoust fuck?
the hell happened here?
tad? did you cause this...?
what in thoust fuck?
Of course I didn't cause this.
I am a law biding citizen and a peace loving person, just like anyone else.
This was only an unfortunate turn of events.
Society needs rules to be able to operate well.
Freedom without rules is chaotic.
Rules without freedom is oppressive.
That's why a society needs both.
That's why those who disobey the rules will cause danger to everyone around them.
In other words, they're a societal hazard and must be eliminated.
I simply enforced the rules and acted upon it.
It's an act of deterrence.
Now those who are foolish enough to act against the rules of society will have to think twice.
I am a law biding citizen and a peace loving person, just like anyone else.
This was only an unfortunate turn of events.
Society needs rules to be able to operate well.
Freedom without rules is chaotic.
Rules without freedom is oppressive.
That's why a society needs both.
That's why those who disobey the rules will cause danger to everyone around them.
In other words, they're a societal hazard and must be eliminated.
I simply enforced the rules and acted upon it.
It's an act of deterrence.
Now those who are foolish enough to act against the rules of society will have to think twice.
Ehem, the term "cleaning up" isn't really true here.abraker wrote:
They're clearly having fun gathering the info I've provided them with.
How often do you get a chance to study a nuked thread in detail?
Post apocalypto, day 2.
I journeyed into the wasteland looking for clues.
It was mostly desolate and empty. I would say it was a painful reminder of the lives that used to be here, except there isnt anything left to remind you of that.
No, it's just all sand and dust. You cant find a damn thing there. No remains of buildings. No shattered photographs. No tire wheels.
Just soot. Monotones of grey and black.
Stepping into the wasteland - it was like walking into a veil between worlds.
No birds. No crickets. No bugs. No sounds. Just silence and black and grey particles. Maybe this bunch used to be a car. Maybe this bunch a coffee shop. Who knows? It's impossible to tell.
Not a thing for miles. Not even a speck of wildlife.
Which is what made it all the more eerie when I found a set of footprints - depressed soot against soot. A relief against the monotony- but not the kind of relief you want to see.
Big footprints.
Non-human footprints.
Now, I'm not a coward. I once asked a girl out on a date. To her face. How many OT denizens can say they've done that? Bravery is practically my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Y. Theres a Y in bravery. That makes me 1/5th brave.
But these footprints - they made me squeamish. They made me afraid.
But I have a duty to perform.
I kept going.
I journeyed into the wasteland looking for clues.
It was mostly desolate and empty. I would say it was a painful reminder of the lives that used to be here, except there isnt anything left to remind you of that.
No, it's just all sand and dust. You cant find a damn thing there. No remains of buildings. No shattered photographs. No tire wheels.
Just soot. Monotones of grey and black.
Stepping into the wasteland - it was like walking into a veil between worlds.
No birds. No crickets. No bugs. No sounds. Just silence and black and grey particles. Maybe this bunch used to be a car. Maybe this bunch a coffee shop. Who knows? It's impossible to tell.
Not a thing for miles. Not even a speck of wildlife.
Which is what made it all the more eerie when I found a set of footprints - depressed soot against soot. A relief against the monotony- but not the kind of relief you want to see.
Big footprints.
Non-human footprints.
Now, I'm not a coward. I once asked a girl out on a date. To her face. How many OT denizens can say they've done that? Bravery is practically my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Y. Theres a Y in bravery. That makes me 1/5th brave.
But these footprints - they made me squeamish. They made me afraid.
But I have a duty to perform.
I kept going.
But that's a
FROG
Puzzle I admire your courage wandering there and all, but please put on an alphastar anti-valhalla radiation type 3 suit
Mister Royal scientist, Tad claims that the wasteland has no radioactive fallout - and the deadly virus in the area has been eliminated. Would you care to explain why I should be wearing that suit?
Post apocalypto, day 2 part 2
I continued my march into the wasteland.
Those footprints? They were everywhere.
Big. Gangly. Three-toed. I was on high alert. Adrenaline was pumping through my veins and my heart was hammering so hard I could hear the blood rushing through my ears. But I didnt stop.
Every little sound scared the hell out of me. Mostly it was just my own footsteps. I kept imagining that I was hearing something - a little shuffle here, a little croak there... everytime I imagined I had hear a sound, my body froze. I locked up. I'd wait for a few seconds, then continue my march, telling myself it was okay - just my imagination. The footprints, though - they weren't.
Then I did hear something. Blood-curdling. Like some kind of horrific cross between static and a screen door creaking as it was opened - slowly. Painfully. Agonizingly. Crreeeeaaakkkkkkkkshhh. It echoed through the wasteland.
I stood completely still.
Then I ran. I ran as far and as fast as I could away from that place. I ran, and told myself I'd never come back - prayed to whatever being might be watching, whether it was God or Zues, that I'd escape with my life. I stopped at the edge of the blast radius, drenched in sweat, and I collapsed on the ground - my lungs were burning. My legs felt like lead.
I stayed like that for a couple of minutes, then I laughed.
Why? Because I knew I had lied.
Sorry Zeus.
Im going back tomorrow. I want audio. I want video. I want proof.
I continued my march into the wasteland.
Those footprints? They were everywhere.
Big. Gangly. Three-toed. I was on high alert. Adrenaline was pumping through my veins and my heart was hammering so hard I could hear the blood rushing through my ears. But I didnt stop.
Every little sound scared the hell out of me. Mostly it was just my own footsteps. I kept imagining that I was hearing something - a little shuffle here, a little croak there... everytime I imagined I had hear a sound, my body froze. I locked up. I'd wait for a few seconds, then continue my march, telling myself it was okay - just my imagination. The footprints, though - they weren't.
Then I did hear something. Blood-curdling. Like some kind of horrific cross between static and a screen door creaking as it was opened - slowly. Painfully. Agonizingly. Crreeeeaaakkkkkkkkshhh. It echoed through the wasteland.
I stood completely still.
Then I ran. I ran as far and as fast as I could away from that place. I ran, and told myself I'd never come back - prayed to whatever being might be watching, whether it was God or Zues, that I'd escape with my life. I stopped at the edge of the blast radius, drenched in sweat, and I collapsed on the ground - my lungs were burning. My legs felt like lead.
I stayed like that for a couple of minutes, then I laughed.
Why? Because I knew I had lied.
Sorry Zeus.
Im going back tomorrow. I want audio. I want video. I want proof.
Per requirement to avoid contamination you're asked to please submit a request to be escorted throughout the area. We already had one casualty and I'll be damned if you go loose in OT with the mutated Trashipitus strain.
the fact that this thread isnt locked is honestly surprising
[pssst. hey. hey! chara, not now, we're in the middle of a story arc! it'd be kinda depressing to just lock this thread when this is a part of the whole thing in the first place.]
charamaru wrote:
the fact that this thread isnt locked is honestly surprising
Are you advocating for censorship?
If this thread was locked there would be outrage. Protests. Hell, maybe even some riots in some threads.
Nobody wants that.
Topic Starter
How is this still going tbh lmao
Don't underestimate OT's ability to shitpost.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
How is this still going tbh lmao