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PSA: Meah is a heavily infected Trashipitus patient

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frutiger aero
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frutiger aero
Police Log 9/21/18

18:10UTC
A fellow denizen, johnmedina999 has been infected with Trashipitus. Their current condition and whereabouts are unknown, although it has been advised to stay away from this dangerous man.

18:30UTC
I keep hearing people scream for help and the amount of shitposts has increased severely. I think I may be the next to fall to the disease...
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Westonini
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Westonini
And Meah is still no where to be found. This is worse than I thought.
abraker
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abraker

NOTICE


Royal OT Society has announced that an official search and capture mission is underway. We urge everyone to stay in threads until the contaminated denizen is apprehended and quarantined.




WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

abraker
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abraker

NOTICE


Johnmedina is to report to Royal OT Scientist's laboratory for examination. Failure to oblige will result in death. Failure in death will also result in death.

Dialect
1,551 posts
Joined May 2018
Dialect
I'm hiding in the OT woods.
frutiger aero
331 posts
Joined October 2017
frutiger aero
Police Log 9/22/18

00:34UTC
I escaped the station, which is now overrun with Trashipitus patients. I am hiding at [REDACTED].

10:00UTC
I am safe, hopefully.
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Dialect
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Joined May 2018
Dialect
A video tape of a witness
____

(translated so it might be bad)

Meah is there. I just looked at him at OT Bar and Min's Bar and infected people with people. We lost Johnmedina 999 and Meah, but now they have entered the OT bunker and are infected with all the souls there. I will do it.
abraker
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abraker

MinNin wrote:

Meah is there. I just looked at him at OT Bar and Min's Bar and infected people with people. We lost Johnmedina 999 and Meah, but now they have entered the OT bunker and are infected with all the souls there. I will do it.
You shall stand down. An elite force is ready to raid the bunker.
frutiger aero
331 posts
Joined October 2017
frutiger aero
Police Log 9/22/18 [2]

18:29UTC
I keep hearing R3 Music Box extended maps. I fear that Trashipitus has started to spread outside of OT.
Quibbly
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Quibbly
Westonini
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Joined May 2018
Westonini

Quibbly wrote:


Kinky.
Dialect
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Joined May 2018
Dialect
so accurate
Meah
733 posts
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Meah
huh
Green Platinum
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Green Platinum
QUARANTINE HAS BEEN COMPROMISED
Quibbly
46 posts
Joined September 2017
Quibbly
Meah coming back from being afk for 3+ days wondering wtf did they miss xD
frutiger aero
331 posts
Joined October 2017
frutiger aero
aight so quibbly and westonini are infected now
Dialect
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Dialect
rip
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
But Meah Is Just Misunderstood,

NBest Regards,
Serraionpà
frutiger aero
331 posts
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frutiger aero
we already know you have trashipitus serraionga smhhhh
abraker
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abraker

[ - Jax - ] wrote:

we already know you have trashipitus serraionga smhhhh
Actually Serrai is an oddball, being the only denizen I don't have a clone of and an anomaly I am still trying to figure out. I don't even know if Serrai has trashipitus. The symptoms look very similar to that of trashipitus but also very contained.
Flanster
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Flanster

abraker wrote:

[ - Jax - ] wrote:

we already know you have trashipitus serraionga smhhhh
Actually Serrai is an oddball, being the only denizen I don't have a clone of and an anomaly I am still trying to figure out. I don't even know if Serrai has trashipitus. The symptoms look very similar to that of trashipitus but also very contained.

The village idiot.
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999

abraker wrote:

being the only denizen I don't have a clone of
ummm....
Quibbly
46 posts
Joined September 2017
Quibbly
Maybe Serrai is the ORIGINAL Trashipitus patient that was contaminated and they've learned to cope with it?
Dialect
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Joined May 2018
Dialect
Well I have a clone of everyone, but I'm studying my clone of Serrai.
abraker
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abraker

MinNin wrote:

Well I have a clone of everyone, but I'm studying my clone of Serrai.
Bullshit

Every attempt in capturing Serrai has ended in psychological trauma. The few guys that did make out unscathed reported either a ghost, spacetime distortions, or glitching. The few times I tried capturing Serrai using some top secret gadget to protect me, I got sent through a portal to another post.
Dialect
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Dialect

abraker wrote:

Bullshit

Every attempt in capturing Serrai has ended in psychological trauma. The few guys that did make out unscathed reported either a ghost, spacetime distortions, or glitching. The few times I tried capturing Serrai using some top secret gadget to protect me, I got sent through a portal to another post.


i threatened to unleash a scp on serrai if he didnt let me clone him
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ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
No, serrai would never shitpost like Meah

Meah practically is an illogical bot that is practically a 4chan user.

Yes
Serraionga
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Serraionga


* You see a small crack in this post... seems like it leads somewhere...?
johnmedina999
296 posts
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johnmedina999

Serraionga wrote:



* You see a small crack in this post... seems like it leads somewhere...?
See, I know this is bullshit because WalterToro would never post in OT. I can only remember him doing it once (in some mania thread) and all he said was

WalterToro wrote:

<
nicely done though, you're amazing
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abraker
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Serraionga wrote:



* You see a small crack in this post... seems like it leads somewhere...?
I am... wow like,,,,,,,└┘╛╪

I almost fell for it. That was something I can't describe and nearly traumatized me.
abraker
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NOTICE


For everyone's safety, do not come near the crack. This anomaly is off limits to OT Royal Society personnel only!

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ColdTooth
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ColdTooth

abraker wrote:

NOTICE


For everyone's safety, do not come near the crack. This anomaly is off limits to OT Royal Society personnel only!

fuck that
levesterz
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levesterz

abraker wrote:

NOTICE


For everyone's safety, do not come near the crack. This anomaly is off limits to OT Royal Society personnel only!

noo. Crack is kawaii. Everyone should go near it, touch it and embrace the cuteness within nyaaaa >< xoxoxo
Aiseca
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Aiseca

Aiseca wrote:

Secasen Logs #09242018-00027-OT:
The people here seems starting to get delusional when the crack appeared...
I might need to evac soon.


-End of Log-
Quibbly
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Quibbly
Guys help I think I touched the crack and its touching back ;-;
Westonini
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Westonini

Quibbly wrote:

Guys help I think I touched the crack and its touching back ;-;

Call the police and tell them that it's touching you inappropriately.
Quibbly
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Quibbly

Westonini wrote:

Quibbly wrote:

Guys help I think I touched the crack and its touching back ;-;

Call the police and tell them that it's touching you inappropriately.


Guys help the police shot the crack and now it's shooting back ;-;
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Westonini
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Westonini

Quibbly wrote:

Westonini wrote:

Quibbly wrote:

Guys help I think I touched the crack and its touching back ;-;

Call the police and tell them that it's touching you inappropriately.


Guys help the police shot the crack and now it's shooting back ;-;

what the fuck
johnmedina999
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johnmedina999

Westonini wrote:

what the fuck
Guys help I think I fucked the crack and it's fucking me back ;-;
Westonini
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Westonini

johnmedina999 wrote:

Westonini wrote:

what the fuck

Guys help I think I fucked the crack and it's fucking me back ;-;

nani
abraker
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abraker
You all need to be purged. Commence order 66
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
this is america
Quibbly
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Quibbly
this has truly gone too far, thanks john. Alright America, time for a third nuke but not Japan this time
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levesterz
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levesterz
*sipping tea*
abraker
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abraker
A-a reminder to please find Meah
Quibbly
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Quibbly

abraker wrote:

A-a reminder to please find Meah


Well last I checked they were locking me in my room belting me with their infection belt.
Westonini
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Westonini

Quibbly wrote:

abraker wrote:

A-a reminder to please find Meah


Well last I checked they were locking me in my room belting me with their infection belt.


I'd like to know all the details strictly for research purposes.
Aiseca
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Aiseca

Westonini wrote:

Quibbly wrote:

abraker wrote:

A-a reminder to please find Meah


Well last I checked they were locking me in my room belting me with their infection belt.


I'd like to know all the details strictly for research purposes.


keremaru
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keremaru
what if we all had trashipitus but we didn't know it yet
Aiseca
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Aiseca

keremal wrote:

what if we all had trashipitus but we didn't know it yet


The symptoms aren't clearly disclosed well to the public, so I don't know either.
Quibbly
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Quibbly

Westonini wrote:

Quibbly wrote:

abraker wrote:

A-a reminder to please find Meah


Well last I checked they were locking me in my room belting me with their infection belt.


I'd like to know all the details strictly for research purposes.


Meah, hiding in the shadows: "Hey kid, want some... some good shit?

Me, an innocent OT dweller: "N-no...?"

Meah: "Mmm... what a shame, guess I'm just gonna have to force you to want some you piece of sh- *saying this as walking out of shadow whipping their belt around*

Me: "Fuck! abraker help!"

abraker: Nah you suck lolz *continues to eat popcorn in corner*
frutiger aero
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frutiger aero

Quibbly wrote:

abraker: Nah you suck lolz *continues to eat popcorn in corner*

is this how abraker gets his test results


Police Log 25/9/18
16:04UTC
After a few days of silence, I left [REDACTED] and decided to scout for Trashipitus patients. Found nothing.

18:07UTC
Accidentally quoted a Trashipitus patient and now I'm infected. Help. Please. abraker. Anyone.

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
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Quibbly
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Quibbly

[ - Jax - ] wrote:

Quibbly wrote:

abraker: Nah you suck lolz *continues to eat popcorn in corner*

is this how abraker gets his test results


Police Log 25/9/18
16:04UTC
After a few days of silence, I left [REDACTED] and decided to scout for Trashipitus patients. Found nothing.

18:07UTC
Accidentally quoted a Trashipitus patient and now I'm infected. Help. Please. abraker. Anyone.

CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP


Get infected bitch
Edgar_Figaro
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Edgar_Figaro
Breakthrough news everyone. I have been researching the trashipitus virus strand and might be close to coming up with a vaccine. It won’t help those already infected but it can keep those free of it.

The name of the vaccine is called “stop posting”
Quibbly
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Quibbly

Edgar_Figaro wrote:

Breakthrough news everyone. I have been researching the trashipitus virus strand and might be close to coming up with a vaccine. It won’t help those already infected but it can keep those free of it.

The name of the vaccine is called “stop posting”


NEVER
frutiger aero
331 posts
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frutiger aero

Edgar_Figaro wrote:

Breakthrough news everyone. I have been researching the trashipitus virus strand and might be close to coming up with a vaccine. It won’t help those already infected but it can keep those free of it.

The name of the vaccine is called “stop posting”

the name of the cure is called "no"
abraker
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abraker

Edgar_Figaro wrote:

Breakthrough news everyone. I have been researching the trashipitus virus strand and might be close to coming up with a vaccine. It won’t help those already infected but it can keep those free of it.

The name of the vaccine is called “stop posting”
Sure it works, but this was never an effective vaccine in the long run.
Flanster
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Flanster
Real cure is exilement. This thread's lifespan dwindles.
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Dialect
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Dialect

Westonini wrote:

I'd like to know all the details strictly for research purposes.


Really?
Quibbly
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Quibbly

MinNin wrote:

Westonini wrote:

I'd like to know all the details strictly for research purposes.


Really?


I should be asking you that, wtf is with your profile pic?

also just realized John and Westonini quoted me so they are infected now if they weren't already
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frutiger aero
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frutiger aero

Quibbly wrote:

MinNin wrote:

Westonini wrote:

I'd like to know all the details strictly for research purposes.


Really?


I should be asking you that, wtf is with your profile pic?

also just realized John and Westonini quoted me so they are infected now if they weren't already

you didn't realize this before
oh also min is infected now


Flanster wrote:

Real cure is exilement. This thread's lifespan dwindles.

mhm
Ashton
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Ashton
69 posts; lewd.
abraker
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abraker
Get a hold of yourself
Don't let the virus eat your mind
Shit posts are bad, shit posts are bad
Hope dwindles in single digits
Doom approaches on the horizon
The collapse we are all expecting
Realization follows the collapse
By then it will be too late
Quibbly
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Quibbly
Every day we stray further from God
abraker
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abraker
Show yourself, Meah!
MamaMercy
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MamaMercy
Steps out of my room holding my body pillow Is it over yet?
frutiger aero
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frutiger aero

MamaMercy wrote:

Steps out of my room holding my body pillow Is it over yet?


nah
Dialect
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Dialect

abraker wrote:

your waifu


since when did people here have waifus
Meah
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Meah

MinNin wrote:

abraker wrote:

your waifu
since when did people here have waifus
what's a waifu even
Dialect
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Dialect
idk
levesterz
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levesterz
abraker
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abraker

NOTICE


This thread is now a Clearance Type A zone. Immediate extraction of a biohazard is underway!


Meah
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Meah

abraker wrote:

NOTICE


This thread is now a Clearance Type A zone. Immediate extraction of a biohazard is underway!


idk but woo plague
abraker
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abraker
yea, yea save your pleading
Westonini
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Westonini

Meah wrote:

abraker wrote:

NOTICE


This thread is now a Clearance Type A zone. Immediate extraction of a biohazard is underway!




idk but woo plague

Whoa whoa whoa Meah, didn't you see the notice? I'd be careful if I were you, what with this "biohazard" being somewhere around here.
Meah
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Meah
ʇɐǝdǝɹ dǝǝʅs sǝɯɐƃ ʎɐʅd ɹo ǝɯᴉuɐ ɥɔʇɐʍ ǝɯoɥ oƃ ʞɹoʍ ɥɔunʅ ʞɹoʍ ʞɐǝɹq ʞɹoʍ oʇ oƃ pooⅎ ʇɐǝ dn ǝʞɐʍ ᴉ ʇnq ƃuᴉɥʇ sᴉɥʇ sᴉ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ʇuop ᴉ
abraker
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abraker
Oh dont worry the biohazard is being taken care of now
Meah
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Meah
sɹǝʇndɯoɔ ɹnoʎ ⅎo ʇuoɹⅎuᴉ ƃuoʅ ʎɐp ʅʅɐ ƃuᴉʇʇᴉs uɐɥʇ ʎɹʇ pʅnoɥs ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno pʅɹoʍ pooƃ ʎʅʅɐǝɹ ɐ sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʻpooƃ ǝsʅǝ ǝɹǝɥʍɯos oƃ ᴉ os ʞɹoʍ ou ǝʌɐɥ ᴉ sʎɐpɹnʇɐs uo
Westonini
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Westonini

abraker wrote:

Oh dont worry the biohazard is being taken care of now

Thank goodness, a speedy extraction.
Meah
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Meah
ǝɯᴉuɐ ɥɔʇɐʍ ɹo ǝpᴉsʇno oƃ ᴉ ƃuᴉuǝʌǝ uO ˙uoouɹǝʇⅎɐ ǝʅoɥʍ ǝɥʇ ɹoⅎ xɐʅǝɹ uǝɥʇ ɯɐ 6 ʇɐ sɹɐʇs ɥɔɹnɥɔ ǝsnɐɔ ʎʅɹɐǝ dn ǝʞɐʍ ᴉ ʻʎɐpuns uo
Westonini
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Westonini
Meah, you're talking upside down again.
abraker
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abraker
that's because meah is being carried away upside down
Tateshina Eve
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Tateshina Eve
... don't hurt me... I can't die like this, especially not when I need to finish my exams first...
Westonini
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Westonini

jxrhythmer2002 wrote:

... don't hurt me... I can't die like this, especially not when I need to finish my exams first...

death > exams

imo

But hey, that's just a theory-
Meah
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Meah
¡ɐuuᴉɯ ᴉopᴉɥ
Meah
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Meah
hey wait let's put a good role play in this one

Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me to other users. Many thanks for your cooperation. Best regards, Albanian virus
Tateshina Eve
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Tateshina Eve
This is from the forum game of choosing who to save given two people who were kidnapped.

Tae wrote:

Although Kisses has started to take a liking to me, the obvious choice is to save Meah. :^)

If this hadn't happened... All this wouldn't have either. Oh well...

Working on a cure right now. It's not approved yet and may even be slightly toxic, but I will refine it as much as I can.
frutiger aero
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frutiger aero

abraker wrote:

You all need to be purged. Commence order 66

commence order 66



jxrhythmer2002 wrote:

This is from the forum game of choosing who to save given two people who were kidnapped.

Tae wrote:

Although Kisses has started to take a liking to me, the obvious choice is to save Meah. :^)

If this hadn't happened... All this wouldn't have either. Oh well...

Working on a cure right now. It's not approved yet and may even be slightly toxic, but I will refine it as much as I can.

cure serrai of whatever they have
abraker
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abraker
I have no clue what serrai even is
frutiger aero
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frutiger aero

abraker wrote:

I have no clue what serrai even is

still no clone huh?

just gonna sneak out before abraker clones me
Meah
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Meah
Do I have clones?
frutiger aero
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frutiger aero

abraker wrote:

Actually Serrai is an oddball, being the only denizen I don't have a clone of and an anomaly I am still trying to figure out. I don't even know if Serrai has trashipitus. The symptoms look very similar to that of trashipitus but also very contained.

you do
Meah
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Meah

Anyone here who wants to be reincarnated as slime?
frutiger aero
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frutiger aero

Meah wrote:


Anyone here who wants to be reincarnated as slime?

yeah
johnmedina999
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johnmedina999
I don't want to spam "deeze nuts" and generally be annoying, thanks.
frutiger aero
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frutiger aero

johnmedina999 wrote:

I don't want to spam "deeze nuts" and generally be annoying, thanks.
reincarnate me daddy
Meah
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Meah
Slimes are genderless btw
johnmedina999
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johnmedina999
If I can't be reincarnated as a cute slime monster girl then don't count me in.
frutiger aero
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frutiger aero

johnmedina999 wrote:

If I can't be reincarnated as a cute slime monster girl then don't count me in.

hentai genre
johnmedina999
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johnmedina999
No hentai, completely platonic.
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