Thank mr StefanZain Sugieres wrote:
I was only 9 years old
I loved Stefan so much, I had all locked threads and avatars.
I pray to Stefan every night before bed, thanking him for the locks given.
"Stefan is love" I say: "Stefan is life".
Another mod hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Stefan.
I called him a hidden cunt that deletes threads without saying anything.
He slaps me and silences me so I go to sleep.
I'm crying now and my account standing hurts.
I lay in Forum Games and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It's Stefan.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear: "This is my forum".
He grabs me with his powerful mod hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my threads for Stefan.
He locks all of them.
It hurts so much but I do it for Stefan.
I can feel my posts being edited as my eyes start to water.
I give him more threads.
I want to please Stefan.
He posts at the end as he locks roshan threads.
Another mod walks in.
Stefan looks at him straight in the eyes and says: "It's all locked now".
Stefan leaves through Off-Topic.
Stefan is love. Stefan is life.