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Esupanitix
...You didn't wish.

I wish someone would mod my brand new beatmap.
Henkie
Wish will be granted, just don't know when or by who.
I wish for a free trip to my girl.
Wojjan
Granted. Go upstairs to your mother, you.

I wish people didn't baw so much in here
Esupanitix
Granted, now they rage.

I wish the title screen of osu! would say (Copyright symbol) 2007-2010.
Wojjan
do you ever read the date of the previous post when you post?
Esupanitix
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
Wojjan
I am purposely not wishing in any post I make to boycot this thread and to send the singal to stop doing this.

None of the last few pages had anything remotely worth reading.
Jinxy
You could have let the last post go to weegee, since granting one's wish is against the rules.
OsuMaster123_old
TO ABOVE ME (JInxyjem) granted, your banned from this post,

i wish i was sonic
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Granted, you no longer exists.

I wish this thread would be locked.
qlum
granted but not now
I also wish that this necroed tread will be locked
OsuMaster123_old
Granted, not now

I WISH I WAS SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, like last time, but last time they replied to above me
The_Priest_In_Yellow

The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

Granted, you no longer exists.

I wish this thread would be locked.
This was to you.
Wishing you were a fictional character kills your human form and spirit, thereby turning you into a lifeless concept. Like democracy or satan. Enjoy your eternal purgatory.

See quote for my wish.
rust45
Granted but somehow an online petition brings it back.

I wish that this thread would get funny so there wouldn't be a need for a lock.
mekadon_old
Granted. No kudosu awarded.
I wish that I stop wishing that I stop wishing so I would wish that I stop wishing my wish to stop wishing for not to stop wishing but I wish that I stop wishing my wish.
Arusha Shuna
granted, now you don't have any future

i wish this thread is locked
Larto
Granted, but- Should have asked me two weeks ago.

I wish to be the little girl.
Neo@lex
Granted. 'sup Larko-chan.

I wish for world peas.
Wojjan
Granted, one continental breakfast coming up.

I wish for change for all of us
OsuMaster123_old
granted, huh, my powers dont work! DANG IT! instead this vid pops up:


i wish i was in the eddsworld cast ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Esupanitix
Granted but Eddsworld gets cancelled.

I wish there was such thing as a cheap and efficient 1 Yottabyte Hard Drive.
Gens
Granted, now you're even more retarded

I wish this thread is locked
mekadon_old
Granted. I'm not a moderator, I'm out of spellcards.so.... T_T
I wish a user send me 5 PMs in a row.(I mean it)
OsuMaster123_old
granted, it epic fails because he sent you 4

my wish:
i wish that i had a maneating shark that ate another shark and killed off a man who was walking down a street and everyone but me died and then they revive and walk down the street and set a bomb and then it goes BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! and that ant and dec's saturday night takeaway was back on
Esupanitix
Granted but your lack of legible punctuation and indentation made the genie burn your tongue and the rest of your mouth !silence you.

I wish that I learned how to shoop da whoop through the internet, and that it would hit who I shoot it at.
Zakura_old
granted, but then the poor shark goes to the aquarium.. O.o

i wish that there was somthing to wish for
mekadon_old
Granted. Sorry your dick isn't hard enough for your wish to work.
I wish I can see pippi topless
Screw
Granted, but you discover that transys troll'd her body =o

I wish I had a carrot.
Luvdic
Granted, but in russia, carrots has you

I wish i were i rusia
Screw
Granted, but Russia dislikes you so a shark comes out from earth and molests you

I wish someone would rape me.
Rena-chan
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
OsuMaster123_old
granted, THE FRIDGE IS LITTERALLY FILLED WITH STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE (NOT THE BOTTLES the fridge is filled with the liquid without the bottles!), you open the fridge, SPLASH, all of the milkshake goes over you

i wish, that i wasnt silenced
Nekoman_old
Granted though you would be talking all the time.

I wish i was a cat.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now you can't talk to others or play osu! or wear headphones or even post in this thread. (also, it contradicts your avatar; Absol aren't nekos)

I wish that.... my huge ass project (due Friday) would fuck off and get out of my face.
Sleep Powder
Too bad you did it horribly and got a bad grade on it...

I wish for future necro-post
Xanek
k 2 people already I saw today that have brought back the dead threads.. (horribly english BLARGH)
There has been 2 peoplet that I have seen today that have brought back dead threads *fixed*
Torran
This thread is not in the graveyard and is therefore not dead.

I wish for Pokemon.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, it sucks though.

I wish for vitality.
Hijiri Tezuka
Granted but you become sterile

I wish I could map better
Lilac
Granted, DJPop.

I wish I could omnomnom.
Maiz94
Granted, but everyone is curious about ur onmommom is...

I wish I can wish.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you wasted your wish.

I wish for exam domination.
Maiz94
Granted, but the exam is still going by the help of ***censored***...

I wish for not being a stupid person.
mekadon_old
Granted. Fap 5 times a day to gain maximum effect.
I wish my bf was hit by a plane
Maiz94
Granted, ur bf said goodbye to u b4 he died.

I wish for an entertainment process.
Powerdrone
Granted. The osu! community slowly and painfully kills you and is entertained by your death.

I wish for a popsicle.
Torran
Here is your popsicle, delicious and moist.

I wish for magic.
Hijiri Tezuka
Granted, now get in the lamp

I wish for kudosu
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but they all got denieded.

I wish that I can do Sakuya time stops and shit.
KRZY
granted, but you also stop during the shit.

i wish we had more kirby mixes in osu!
Lilac
Granted, my boy.

I wish that WWG didn't shut down.
matthewtck
Granted, but it shut down again...

i wish that this thing will go on....
Hijiri Tezuka
Granted but you are banned from Osu! a day later
matthewtck
hey...you didn't wish for anything!!!
Lilac
You didn't either.

I wish for a vuvuzela.
Hijiri Tezuka
Branted but you stop breathing 20 minutes later
I wish for my beatmap to be ranked!
blacksymbian
Wish granted.. but there are no BATS on the internet

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I wish for a million wishes
matthewtck
granted but you can only wish for nothing

i wish that all my hw was done...
WhoAteFred
Granted, but it was done wrong and you still got a Zero.

I wish for the power to bend reality at my will.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, you just fucked up your house.

I wish that for this summer, I can't get bored for playing the same game for >6 hours straight. (I've done that for few games, but on osu! and others, it's not as easy.)
matthewtck
GRANTED, but you got so addicted that you were oblivious of your surrounding and died in a fire

i wish i did not need to study...
NoHitter
Sure, but your parents still FORCE you to study.

I wish that you wouldn't grant my wish.
matthewtck
not granted but grant

i wish to see heaven
Kitsunemimi
Granted, you died to see heaven but you got rejected into hell.

I wish... umm.. I don't know... I wish for a lollipop.
Wojjan
Granted. Thanks for the lollipop!
Hijiri Tezuka
There's nothiong!

I wish to be the best osu! player on earth
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you still can't spell 'nothing'.

I wish for grammar perfection for all.
Hijiri Tezuka
Granted but your own grammar suffers
I wish for:
cake
matthewtck
granted, but it got smashed in your face
i wish that i could forgot about hw and surf this forum
The_Priest_In_Yellow

matthewtck wrote:

granted, but it got smashed in your face
i wish that i could forgot about hw and surf this forum


EXTERMINATE ! EXTERMINATE !
Faust
Granted, and then matthewtck was EXTERMINATED !
I wish BanchoBot had a physical manifestation.

Hijiri Tezuka
Granted, but he kills you and rapes your dead corpse
I wish this thread made more sense
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it becomes dull and boring.

I wish that new CSS didn't lag the shit out of my computer.
Lemon Water_old
Granted, but your computer exploded.

I wish I lived in a pineapple.
Torran
Granted, you're under the sea and you can't breathe.

I wish you changed your avatar.
Lilac
No way, it's ztrot!

I wish for...nothing really.
Kitsunemimi
Too bad you can't wish for nothing so you die now.

I wish that my parents would stop ruining my summer (and also anything else that would ruin it).
Esupanitix
Granted but every other season of the year is a living hell.

I wish for a wish that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes that could be used to wish for 2 more wishes.

(WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH)
Kitsunemimi
Granted but the genie lost count and gave you nothing.

I wish that I won't lose track of this topic again.
Lemon Water_old
Granted but you got pregnant.

I wish Harris73 wasn't pregnant.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but now you are. (inb4 saw this one coming)

I wish that I wouldn't always be at a loss for avatars.
Jinxy
Granted, you think and create lots of avatars, but then you melt your computer from the billions and billions of them. Oh and they suck too.


I wish people knew how to corrupt wishes correctly, they suck at this.
Robloxman41
granted, you turn into fred


i wish loginer would reopen all my topics >:(

message for loginer
loginer, i KNOW how to storyboard god dammit, if you dont believe me, go jump into wheezywaiter's crocodile pit for clones, and if you still are alive, listen to rickroll for an hour, make your eyes melt, and live as a box in a factory forever
adam2046

Robloxman41 wrote:

granted, you turn into fred


i wish loginer would reopen all my topics >:(
No.
I wish being obviously under the age of 14 would get you banned on osu.
noneed_old
Granted but your parents never told you that you're twelve.

I wish someone would ruin my wish..
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but the Genie was so offended by your wish expecting him to ruin your wish that he murders you.

I wish I had the motivation to finish my mapping projects and other random things I feel like doing.
Rukario
Granted, but they all get transformed into K-ON.

I wish that my maps wouldn't suck.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, now they blow.

I wish to rid the world of bad puns.
Lemon Water_old
Granted, but now their horrible puns.

I wish Harris was an underwear model.
Esupanitix
Granted but the very pictures are worse than goatse and make your eyes implode.
Kitsunemimi
You forgot to make a wish and the genie is sick and tired of this so he burns you in a hellish inferno and you are never to be heard again.

I wish this next week will extend into infinity.
Esupanitix
Granted, enjoy the first week of the school year forever while I enjoy summer.

I wish Firefox would actually load the addons I installed. INB4 virus
Hark
Granted, but you now run Mac OSX

I wish that my assignments would finish themselves
Robloxman41

adam2046 wrote:

Robloxman41 wrote:

i wish loginer would reopen all my topics >:(
No.
GOD DAMMIT

granted, but you play rct3 and get bored

wish in quote
couch boy
granted, but your account is now banned

i wish that i had a better graphics card
Kitsunemimi
Granted, here's mine... Oh wait, is it better?

I wish that my arm stopped hurting and that I wouldn't be so dizzy.
qlum
why is this thread still alive?
Esupanitix
Because you didn't make a wish.

I wish that the chocolate bar that I am about to eat was made of shit.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but the Genie was disgusted by your stupidity so he flings the shit in your face.

I wish that I can stop oversleeping even if I'm so overly fatigued from laptop exposure this summer.
Esupanitix
Granted, you die of sleep deprivation.

I wish that school was over already.
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