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Bweh
Nice try, bud
AutoMedic

Brian OA wrote:

Can I call you cocoabeans brian
Bweh
I can't stop you from doing that
AutoMedic
But can you get gains by doing the squats

Also I'm unhealthy as fuck so please give me some tips to stabilize my body again
-sev
rip aurani
EneT

AutoMedic wrote:

But can you get gains by doing the squats
You can get a nice ass.
Bweh

AutoMedic wrote:

But can you get gains by doing the squats

Also I'm unhealthy as fuck so please give me some tips to stabilize my body again
Well, squats engage the whole body so yes

Bottom line is to do some exercise, adjust diet, and drink a lot of water. Try to do some physical activity every day even if it means walking around for half an hour. Water pretty much improves your metabolism and helps your body do whatever process it needs to do efficiently. Abstain from jacking off too often. Cut candy and soda out of your life. Drink water.

If you want tips on self control go talk to a monk or something.
Yuudachi-kun
Fuck yes, got my delayed score.

Sync

Brian OA wrote:

Abstain from jacking off too often.
loll
Yuudachi-kun

Sync wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

Abstain from jacking off too often.
loll
I see no reason to do this.
Friendan

Khelly wrote:

Fuck yes, got my delayed score.
fug

Brian OA wrote:

Abstain from jacking off too often.
Why, proteins?
Yuudachi-kun

Friendan wrote:

Khelly wrote:

Fuck yes, got my delayed score.
fug

Brian OA wrote:

Abstain from jacking off too often.
Why, proteins?

You suck breadman
EneT
I don't understand the ranking system in US.
Friendan

Khelly wrote:

You suck breadman
hey at least it wasn't a 2

EneT wrote:

I don't understand the ranking system in US.
You are given a score of 1-5 on AP national exams. 1 means you're a failure, 2 means you suck, 3 means you're still pretty bad, not as though (considered passing), 4 is good, 5 is bretty good. There are a lot of retards, so a lot of people end up getting 1's (like 25% for the ones I took I think)
Trash Boat
Can I guess what does OA stands for, Brian? Yes I know that those are the Capitals of your last names.
Yuudachi-kun

EneT wrote:

I don't understand the ranking system in US.


1 - You wrote your name on it

2 - You learned something this year, but not enough to pass.

3 - Considered passing for college credit in most places.

4 - Would probably give you credit whereas a 3 is kind of iffy.

5 - You scored within the top ~10-20% of scores out of all test takers. Only an asshole university wouldn't give you credit for it.
Friendan

Khelly wrote:

EneT wrote:


Considered passing for college credit in most places.
If you get a 3, it's only considered high school credit, or it does here at least.
Yuudachi-kun
Your AP score doesn't mean anything for your high school credit - your high school class does.
Bweh

Khelly wrote:

I see no reason to do this.
It's okay

Trash Boat wrote:

Can I guess what does OA stands for, Brian? Yes I know that those are the Capitals of your last names.
You know you guys don't have to ask me for permission to do things around here.
Hika
Brian has a really fucking straightforward full name. It's just like bam.

also hahaha tell me why I got a 4 on the ap calc ab exam and didn't get exempt for the college course.
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

Nice try, bud
Not even Shoco likes me anymore, time to enter the bitch mode.
Yuudachi-kun

Hika wrote:

Brian has a really fucking straightforward full name. It's just like bam.

also hahaha tell me why I got a 4 on the ap calc ab exam and didn't get exempt for the college course.
Your uni a shit

I forgot how to rotate and revolve things and I still got a 5
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Not even Shoco likes me anymore, time to enter the bitch mode.
***MURAKUMO ACTIVATED***
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
thelewa
I bought pants today
IppE

thelewa wrote:

I bought pants today
I got a hat in the mail.

Also, whoever said Blighttown was annoying.



anal rodeo was not daijoubu
EneT
Fought Ornstein and Smough yet?
Granger
I dont understand how people use these shitty upvote/downvote systems.
I make a honestly well researched post explaining things and showing how you could tackle an problem, listing pros and cons... no one cares.
Then sometime later i make a oneliner where i just parrot what the user above me said and i get 6 likes.

And thats why no forums should use such systems.
Friendan

IppE wrote:

I got a hat in the mail.

Granger wrote:

.
Upvoting is just used for the epic meme points. Downvotes are used for when someone offends you, and the person that "calls out the offender" gets upvotes, too.
IppE

Friendan wrote:

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EneT wrote:

Fought Ornstein and Smough yet?
Nah, decided to backtrack and go goof about in darkroot garden.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

***MURAKUMO ACTIVATED***
Oh Manboat, I can't explain why you're one of the best people around here.

Also, teach me how2fighting games.
EneT

IppE wrote:

Nah, decided to backtrack and go goof about in darkroot garden.
Oh ok. By the way, you might have missed a secret, optional area called Great Hollow/Ash Lake. The entrance is found behind a secret wall in the bottom of Blighttown. Just search it up if you can't find it, it's pretty easy and memorable once you know.
IppE

EneT wrote:

IppE wrote:

Nah, decided to backtrack and go goof about in darkroot garden.
Oh ok. By the way, you might have missed a secret, optional area called Great Hollow/Ash Lake. The entrance is found behind a secret wall in the bottom of Blighttown. Just search it up if you can't find it, it's pretty easy and memorable once you know.
Grinded some titanite shards there. Didn't bother going to ash lake yet though, but I'll probably end up going there at some point as well.
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Oh Manboat, I can't explain why you're one of the best people around here.
No need to be shy, say it. I'm devilishly handsome.

Aurani wrote:

Also, teach me how2fighting games.
1. Get a controller/arcade stick of your choice. Or stick to your keyboard.
2. Pick a game whose pace you can get used to.
3. Read this
4. FIGHT!
4b(optional). Learn the greek alphabet.
Aurani
I was aiming more towards the personality, but sure, you're a handsome beast.

So, no keyboard? Why, is it harder than on a controller?
Trash Boat
Try a 360 with ASDW/IJKL/D-Arrows or whatever you are using. But for MK games it fits perfectly.
-sev

Trash Boat wrote:

4b(optional). Learn the greek alphabet.
?
DeletedUser_3905941

IppE wrote:

Grinded some titanite shards there. Didn't bother going to ash lake yet though, but I'll probably end up going there at some point as well.
unless you want to complete the siegmeyer questline don't even bother
silmarilen
so i wanted to craft some shit in gw2, turns out you can only craft them once every 10 hours.
i hate it when that happens
IppE

RedPanda wrote:

unless you want to complete the siegmeyer questline don't even bother
Haven't really delved into any questline things yet, so idk. Might go there just to say "fuck you" to that hydra.

http://www.hitbox.tv/video/587611

professional dank souls streaman
EneT
Did you look up a walkthrough or something?
IppE
Not really, just eyeballed some overall map and explored.
EneT
Ah ok, assumed you did since you're using the Uchigaytana which is one of the most OP weapons in DK1 and you're not fat-rolling; medium-rolling still looks and feels slow as hell though. Also you should start doing the DLC before you fight Sif, you get a unique cutscene from doing it; the bosses in the DLC are by the hardest in the game though, way harder than the Lord bosses which aren't even hard in the first place apart from the bed of chaos..
edit: nvm, you're not using the Uchigatana; it has a completely different moveset to the one you're using.
DeletedUser_3905941
the cutscene change is only impacts you if you're immersed in the lore of the game. it also means you can't join the dickwraiths
but yeah the dlc is highly recommended, possibly my most favorite area of the game
EneT
Artorias, Khalameet and Manus are 3 of the best boss fights in the whole Souls series imo.
Mercurial
What a horrible year to live in Argentina.
silmarilen
when did you come back to life?
Trash Boat
Who the fuck is he?
Aurani
Also isn't it horrible overall to live in Argentanus? I mean, murrica is literally dumping all of its shit there to keep a clean image, else murrica would look like a second-rate shithole. Everything about it is fake, and the time has come for it to die.
IppE

EneT wrote:

edit: nvm, you're not using the Uchigatana; it has a completely different moveset to the one you're using.
Iaito.

Also if you look closely I change swords for a moment at the point I fought the cat thing.
lapidot_old
i fucking love rare pepes
EneT
Who the fuck is you?
-sev

EneT wrote:

Who the fuck is you?
who the fuck are you
EneT
Your Proctologist.
Granger

lapidot wrote:

i fucking love rare pepes
i love my memes xdxdxxxddddd theyre so funny xxdxdxd
Friendan
I wish pepe would just die already. He was fine up until recently, when the whole tendies and rare memememes started.
Birdy
me!me!me!
Trash Boat
Wait, you are not a BN anymore? Aw
-sev

EneT wrote:

Your Proctologist.
Your last name is Proctologist?
EneT
Sure.
-sev
Tough shit yo.
Hika
Everyone pick a number from 1 to 5.
Friendan
Let's count
1
EneT

Hika wrote:

Everyone pick a number from 1 to 5.
3.
Trash Boat
2
chaee
4
Birdy

chaee wrote:

4
No that's mine.

I can pick 4 too, right?
Friendan

Trash Boat wrote:

2
3
silmarilen
pi
Trash Boat

silmarilen wrote:

3,1415926535897932384626433832795...
Question: why does the 8/16 bit-graphics refuse to die?

Yuudachi-kun

Hika wrote:

Everyone pick a number from 1 to 5.

e
Friendan

Trash Boat wrote:

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Easier to create and you can have really bad art and get away with it. ZUN is the only one who can do bad, normal art and get away with it


literally paying to shitpost
Bweh
5
Yuudachi-kun

Brian OA wrote:

5
Does 1 to 5 include 1 and 5?
Bweh
It'd be disputable if we used "between" instead of "from" and "to."
thelewa
666 satan
Yuudachi-kun

thelewa wrote:

666 satan
Kurwa
Aurani
666 posts - I'm Nero now, perfect.
-sev
literally who
Bweh

Khelly wrote:

thelewa wrote:

666 satan
Kurwa
Sauna
thelewa
been practicing playing the mandolin for the whole morning and goddamn my fingers are hurting
Yuudachi-kun

Brian OA wrote:

Sauna
Olutta
EneT

Kaienyuu wrote:

literally who
Literally you.
Bweh
Why must people spout memes all day

Khelly wrote:

Olutta
Perkele
Trash Boat
Tangina mo
Hika
4 is the lucky number. Thanks guys.

Just trying to figure out what my boyfriend and I can do for the day and you guys just picked stay home so fuck you.
EneT
Should of just listened to me exclusively and picked 3.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

Tangina mo
Yo Boat, I think I found your damn soulmate. Just came home from hanging out with a chick, and she's fucking obsessed with MK. No seriously - 3 hours of listening to just that.

At least I got a ticket for an aqua park, so I got something out of those nigh-wasted hours.
EneT
Who played Yugioh when they were younger?
Trash Boat

Aurani wrote:

Yo Boat, I think I found your damn soulmate. Just came home from hanging out with a chick, and she's fucking obsessed with MK. No seriously - 3 hours of listening to just that.
Im actually inclined towards brunettes more than others, but thanks for the heads up.

EneT wrote:

Who played Yugioh when they were younger?
I did. Never get it.
Vuelo Eluko

thelewa wrote:

been practicing playing the mandolin for the whole morning and goddamn my fingers are hurting
damn whats up man u got something wrong wit ur hands or something?
Birdy

EneT wrote:

Who played Yugioh when they were younger?
I played it when I was 15. Started and quit it within a single summer holiday.
Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

Im actually inclined towards brunettes more than others, but thanks for the heads up.
Who would've guessed that she's a brunette. Long, wavy hair - way beyond her shoulders. She's sweet, but a bloody nerd.

I'm more of a businesswoman type of guy, so any mentioning of games is a no-no.
Blue Stig

EneT wrote:

Who played Yugioh when they were younger?
I played it.
Once.

I prefer Magic.
It feels more flexible and such flexibility allows for more absurd strategies.
That does not even factor in the salt of playing in a group of 3 or more.
EneT
Oh ok, I played it when I was around 8 but quit as the trend died. A store owner showed me his entire collection earlier and allowed me to create my own deck. This card is OP.
Blue Stig
Here's something fun.



also goblins

EneT
lol, on another note... How much do you guys think a McLaren model signed by Lewis Hamilton would sell for?
I don't even know why I still have this.
Blue Stig
I have no idea but how did you get that?
EneT
I know him IRL.
Trash Boat
I dont know if I missed something or it was always there, but the signatures seems to not display in certain forums.
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