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Aurani
She's my slave now, not vassal.
Bweh

Milkshake wrote:

BRIAN ARE YOU A TRAFFIC SIGN BECAUSE STOP
No

Aurani wrote:

She's my slave now, not vassal.
Okay, but she's more trouble than she's worth
Aurani
You could argue that even you are troublesome, mate. I mean, we barely even talk, yet you're also my slave.
Bweh
Is slave just your dishonest way of saying friend?

Also, power nap time.
Aurani
Maybe.
Thing is, there are many definitions of the term "friend". I happen to use it mainly for people who share a mutual bond with me - a pretty strong one at that, but yes, I'd say I like you as a friend, since you seem like an intriguing and honest chap. With that I mean that I'd probably never get bored around you to the extent of changing my opinion of you drastically.
Milkshake
what the hell man, no, I belong to the HOLY TOM94
Aurani
Tom is my bitch.
Indeed, you belong to me.
Milkshake
he doesn't even know u fag
Aurani
Every mongrel on this planet is my bitch, remember that.
Also, I've been called many names around the world:
Gilgamesh
Jesus
Buddha
Kai
Suadela
Lada
Diana
et cetera et cetera

Every petty human knows me.
EneT
U gay bro.
Railey2
I'd really like to see that contemporary art thread. And maybe a thread about modding
Aurani
There already IS a contemporary art thread mate. Check OT a bit better.
EneT
No one wants to waste their time looking through a bunch of retard-filled threads just to look for that.
Aurani
It's right at the top you mongrel.

Also, it's one of very few threads that actually have a bloody intellectual meaning on this whole forum, so it is most definitely worth looking for it.
Railey2
tired eyes are tired. Shouldnt post right after waking up (excuses, burn me alive)
Milkshake
Hello
I am not a man.
EneT
NO ONE CARES.
silmarilen

Lewder wrote:

currently there are 23 locked threads on the first page of this forum.
this can be accounted to a couple of things.
first of all, the first page is quite big, there are 50 topics on it.
second, there arent many new topics being made and/or posted in every day. just look at the last topic on the first page right now, last post was 13 days ago.
third,

Granger wrote:

people need to learn to just not post in theads that are clearly shit or unwanted.
as soon as people learn this, threads wont have to be locked anymore because people will understand that it will just die off.
fourth, locked threads dont get deleted. it used to be a thing that locked threads would get moved to abandoned wastelands but this doesnt happen anymore unless it's clear spam like that "i white boy" spam.

also people need to learn that off-topic doesnt mean it's ok to go off-topic inside a thread *looks at complaining without being a fag thread*
Milkshake
morning boobs
silmarilen
morning pirtelo
sovasin
neither funny nor interesting
NotEvenDoomMusic

Aurani wrote:

You could argue that even you are troublesome, mate. I mean, we barely even talk, yet you're also my slave.
Can cats be slaves too
Aurani
Don't worry, you're also a slave. No cat escapes my authority.

Speaking of authority, I think I just broke the game.... I pulled a heroic victory out of my arse and completely devastated the Sicilian forces, and all of a sudden his entire faction just spontaneously combusted, resulting in all of his settlements turning into rebels. Like, what the actual fuck.
I've played the game for well over 8 years now, and that has never happened before. I should probably stop modding it, as I'm sure that broke the AI.
Hika
That contemporary art thread is like finding a diamond in a pile of shit.

Don't do it again, Brian.
Explosive Fart
Getting close to 2000 pages boiz
AutoMedic
page 2000 hype

new thread creator: brian
Trash Boat

Milkshake wrote:

hey trash boat did I ever give u a permission to use ippebuns

the answer is
NO
Mongrels>jews

The burn is real
NotEvenDoomMusic
DAE BIG SHOOTS FIR ED AM I RITE??? XDDDDDDDDDDdddd

HEY LOOK GUYS I'M PEOPLE AGAIn
Aurani
Jews did 9/11
Trash Boat

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

DAE BIG SHOOTS FIR ED AM I RITE??? XDDDDDDDDDDdddd

HEY LOOK GUYS I'M PEOPLE AGAIn
DEMN buddy are you on crack?
Chamelo
Meanwhile in the parallel universe where you have to shout everything you posted in the thread.
Friendan
STOP WHISPERING, CHAMELO!
Trash Boat
Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friendan
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
AutoMedic
I WANT YOUR HAT
Trash Boat
SHERUGHOST
EneT
stfu you faggots.
Trash Boat

EneT wrote:

stfu you faggots.
How about.......




















































































































NO.
dNextGen
goddamnit nvidia driver is so freaking bad

yet them fanboys are still defending the idea that nvidia drivers are superior kek.
IppE
driver suck on both camps

and don't get me started on jewtel drivers
Trash Boat

dNextGen wrote:

goddamnit nvidia driver is so freaking bad

yet them fanboys are still defending the idea that nvidia drivers are superior kek.
Looks like somebody is dealing with a bottleneck tonight.
dNextGen
ippe please enlighten me bout jewtel drivers

Trash Boat wrote:

dNextGen wrote:

goddamnit nvidia driver is so freaking bad

yet them fanboys are still defending the idea that nvidia drivers are superior kek.
Looks like somebody is dealing with a bottleneck tonight.
It's not fun having to update gpu driver every week and shits like screen-tearing or random BSODs always appear out of the blue :^(
IppE

dNextGen wrote:

ippe please enlighten me bout jewtel drivers
To put it simply, they're asus overclocking software from 2009 tier.

dNextGen wrote:

It's not fun having to update gpu driver every week and shits like screen-tearing or random BSODs always appear out of the blue :^(
screen-tearing isn't really driver related unless you have a gay-sync monitor and have it enabled. Have you made sure the bsods are actually caused by the driver and not some other thing?

Also for the love of god do not install geforce experience.
Friendan

dNextGen wrote:

goddamnit nvidia driver is so freaking bad

yet them fanboys are still defending the idea that nvidia drivers are superior kek.
AMD is the worst. Their horribleness shines while emulating, as any other card for the same price should be able to run Dolphin games at 60fps.
Milkshake

Aurani wrote:

Jews did 9/11
can confirm 100% accurate
dNextGen
it is jewvidia driver related of course, or at least that's what google told me

IppE wrote:

Also for the love of god do not install geforce experience.
will uninstall, thanks fam :^)

http://forums.evga.com/What-do-you-thin ... px#2153182
Chamelo

Friendan wrote:

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
AI AI, CAPTAIN!
Yuudachi-kun
I spent money on a SA avatar hopefully for the last time.
B1rd

dNextGen wrote:

it is jewvidia driver related of course, or at least that's what google told me

IppE wrote:

Also for the love of god do not install geforce experience.
will uninstall, thanks fam :^)

http://forums.evga.com/What-do-you-thin ... px#2153182
Some companies are really intrusive. If you value privacy at all better not to use Chrome/youtute/gmail/google search. Google goes so far that they even read private emails (and defend their right to do so...)
silmarilen

B1rd wrote:

Google goes so far that they even read private emails (and defend their right to do so...)
it's why my university decided against using google cloud for their email storage. all the other universities in the netherlands did use it but they also want to move away from it.
Milkshake
I remember I used to hate Zapy's maps, but now that I can play them (or at least a few of them) they're super fun. I guess it's only natural for noobs to dislike anything that's too hard. :'D
AutoMedic

im fucking done
Aurani
All hail Ireland. The mythical Ireland with champions that could defeat thousands of soldiers without a sweat, not the gay real-life place.
B1rd

Milkshake wrote:

I remember I used to hate Zapy's maps, but now that I can play them (or at least a few of them) they're super fun. I guess it's only natural for noobs to dislike anything that's too hard. :'D
That's still a lot better than the noobs who pick 7 star 280bpm ar10 shitmaps in multiplayer.

You should really try HT on those 6 and 7 star maps. The spacing and patterns are much more interesting on hard maps, and with HT they're actually playable.
Milkshake
I can play 5.5-6 star maps, it just depends on the bpm for me, usually. but yeah, I find these ridiculous. Zapy makes really nice challenging maps
-sev
Zapy a best
Bweh
Zapy's pretty fun but he got kinda easy after while. lahphnya is my jam. Not as entertaining, but much more challenging.
Vuelo Eluko

Brian OA wrote:

Zapy's pretty fun but he got kinda easy after while. lahphnya is my jam. Not as entertaining, but much more challenging.
490 or go home
not counting eighto, it's too easy to deserve the name.
Yoeri
Get out
Friendan

Chamelo_Th wrote:

Friendan wrote:

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
AI AI, CAPTAIN!
that took too long
OHHHHHHHHH
Bweh

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

Zapy's pretty fun but he got kinda easy after while. lahphnya is my jam. Not as entertaining, but much more challenging.
490 or go home
not counting eighto, it's too easy to deserve the name.
Yeah no
Vuelo Eluko
fuck you and your sensible taste in maps, be edgy dammit
AutoMedic
God give me a blanket it's cold as fuck in here
Vuelo Eluko

AutoMedic wrote:

God give me a blanket it's cold as fuck in here
ok *gives blanket* :D
Vuelo Eluko
it hurts

Bweh
Oh man, Im glad I don't have to deal with content like that over here
deadbeat
it actually hurts reading that
Zelda
TIL that 270 BPM isn't fast
Milkshake
yeah well i stream 360 noscope watchu gonna do
Vuelo Eluko

Zelda wrote:

TIL that 270 BPM isn't fast
;P
Friendan
270 bpm more like 135 bpm
Vuelo Eluko
135 bpm more like 176
Aurani
I wish I had the artistic skill to draw the full width of Constantinople's walls, along with some Toxotai on them.

I'm just pissed that there is literally no mod for this bloody game that revamps the whole defence system of the castles/cities. I'd like to think that I'm not the only guy who's played that game who actually desires unique (historically correct) walls and the general shape for each and every city/castle on the map. Come on, it can't be that hard for an experienced modder to remodel that shit...
Topic Starter
Wojjan

Brian OA wrote:

No, I'm just curious about what I'd do if my job suddenly told me to drop everything and focus on one thing for a while.
need me to fill in for you?
Vuelo Eluko

Wojjan wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

No, I'm just curious about what I'd do if my job suddenly told me to drop everything and focus on one thing for a while.
need me to fill in for you?
im OK with this!
EneT

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

im OK with this!
Me too.
Chamelo

Friendan wrote:

that took too long
OHHHHHHHHH
It was like 2 AM you know xD

Meanwhile in the parallel universe where Spongebob didn't live in the pineapple under the sea.
Trash Boat

Chamelo_Th wrote:

Meanwhile in the parallel universe where Spongebob didn't live in the pineapple under the sea.
Bweh

Wojjan wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

No, I'm just curious about what I'd do if my job suddenly told me to drop everything and focus on one thing for a while.
need me to fill in for you?
No, but would you be willing to should the day come?
IppE
cat hijack

Aurani
Finally a decent post today.
Zelda
Enemy dog spotted

Trash Boat

IppE wrote:

cat hijack

All hail Military Grunt IppE
NotEvenDoomMusic

IppE wrote:

cat hijack



آية من آيات الله
الله أكبر

oh wait
it's just suomi upside down
Chokladboll
يoumi
IppE

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

آية من آيات الله
الله أكبر

oh wait
it's just suomi upside down
بسم الله



Now in testing: Trousers, Camouflage, M/62
Yoeri
I can't see them
NotEvenDoomMusic


das mane
IppE

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:



das mane
Yuudachi-kun

deadbeat wrote:

it actually hurts reading that
Trash Boat

Yoeri wrote:

I can't see them
#camouflagejokes

oh look 12 pages left
Friendan
I swear to god someone is going to shitpost for 12 straight pages once I go to sleep or something like that
Topic Starter
Wojjan

Brian OA wrote:

would you be willing to should the day come?
sure
EneT

Friendan wrote:

I swear to god someone is going to shitpost for 12 straight pages once I go to sleep or something like that
You live in the shitty side of the world that's why.
The Gambler
Life just became less tense for once. I just received my IB Diploma after weeks in grimacing.

THANK AURANI GOD BLESS :P
Zelda
Friendan

EneT wrote:

Friendan wrote:

I swear to god someone is going to shitpost for 12 straight pages once I go to sleep or something like that
You live in the shitty side of the world that's why.
I'm in France right now though. Why would I go to bed at 18h?
Birdy
hon hon hon le baguette
Topic Starter
Wojjan

Zelda wrote:

NotEvenDoomMusic
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