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Bweh
How would you guys feel about becoming an OT mod
B1rd
No one else needs to mod OT because you're here to do it, right?

I'd do it if I was needed to, but I think there would be plenty of better people.
Railey2
I'd probably die of boredom
EneT
Are you thinking of retiring?! :O
Bweh
No, I'm just curious about what I'd do if my job suddenly told me to drop everything and focus on one thing for a while.
IppE
Remove all Trash Boat posts.
EneT

IppE wrote:

Remove all Trash Boat posts.
I'd do that. Honestly I think FG needs a mod; that place is a pigsty.
AutoMedic

Brian OA wrote:

How would you guys feel about becoming an OT mod
I would actually lock birthday threads after 48 hours and unlock it next year
Lewder

Brian OA wrote:

How would you guys feel about becoming an OT mod
moderate completely subjectively, have personal preferences to whose threads i lock and dont, shitpost and silence anyone who complains about my hypocrisy
also permaban pony avatars on sight
Aurani
I'd be a horrible mod, in all honesty. My very hatred towards mongrels makes it impossible.
Vuelo Eluko

Brian OA wrote:

How would you guys feel about becoming an OT mod
i've been in these positions before, both on forums and twitch channels [popular ones even], synchtube/cytube groups, etc. and I can say that the one thing i did over everything else was pretty much nothing, even when i should have. so not a very good choice to make me one.
Yoeri
I'd post "posting in a locked thread" in a locked thread
Yuudachi-kun

Brian OA wrote:

How would you guys feel about becoming an OT mod
Give it to me for I am power hungry like Mr Colour except I'm not french
NotEvenDoomMusic

Brian OA wrote:

How would you guys feel about becoming an OT mod
I would feel like a janitor.

EneT wrote:

Honestly I think FG needs a mod; that place is a pigsty.
How so? The 'undesired' topics usually lock themselves within a short period of time due to lack of interest from the FG community in upkeeping them while other, easier to participate/understood games rapidly gain replies - pushing those "not in demand" games/topics down to the second page which only a handful ever access.
Unless you're eager to physically lock the few threads that haven't been accessed since +2 months with less than 10 pages.

But even then, you're wiping away the diarrhea stains from something that's on everlasting laxatives.
Hika
I've been waiting for my mod powers
roufou
if I were an OT mod I'd probably illegalise one liners like this
Trash Boat

IppE wrote:

Remove all Ippebuns
Fixed that for ya

And ot, yeah, I think I have some time.
EneT
Go away Trash Boat, you're not getting mod status.
Yuudachi-kun
Trash boat has a better personality than Ippe.
Trash Boat

Khelly wrote:

Trash boat has a better personality than Ippe.
This is why we like you
Bweh

EneT wrote:

Go away Trash Boat, you're not getting mod status.
Don't worry, everyone here is ineligible
Hika
except me, thanks!
Bweh
That goes without say
B1rd
Rest in peace, dreams. I don't know what I have in life to inspire to now.
Trash Boat

B1rd wrote:

Rest in peace, dreams. I don't know what I have in life to inspire to now.
What happened?

Brian OA wrote:

Don't worry, everyone here is ineligible
Ayyyyy lmaoooo I never said anything about becoming a mod.
Railey2
to be honest, I always viewed mod-rights more as a restriction than anything else (given that I was interested in keeping them and doing a good job).
As a (good) mod, you are responsible for representing your team and the structure you volunteer for.
As a common user, you just need to represent yourself, which is what I'm best at anyways.

Thats how it was with the more serious jobs at least. Guess it doesn't apply that much to the forum here, but regardless.
Trash Boat
Question, does anybody here plays Trivia Crack?
Vuelo Eluko

Trash Boat wrote:

Khelly wrote:

Trash boat has a better personality than Ippe.
This is why we like you
define we
Aurani
Like Riley said, even if you are perfectly fit to be a mod here, do you REALLY want to be one? I mean, it would have a greater effect to lick a trash can, than being a mod here. The community is way too rotten for it to pay off.
AutoMedic

Brian OA wrote:

EneT wrote:

Go away Trash Boat, you're not getting mod status.
Don't worry, everyone here is ineligible
ICANTFEELANYTHINGBUTPAIN
Lewder
army today
wont post nearly as much maybe remember to dookie on some threads once in a while
Aurani
May the Russians grant mercy upon your soul.
Bweh

Aurani wrote:

Like Riley said, even if you are perfectly fit to be a mod here, do you REALLY want to be one? I mean, it would have a greater effect to lick a trash can, than being a mod here. The community is way too rotten for it to pay off.
Yeah, I'm perfectly aware of that given how I'm the one with the job. In the end there's really only one person I'd consider, but I doubt they'd be willing to do it.

Lewder wrote:

army today
wont post nearly as much maybe remember to dookie on some threads once in a while
Good luck, buddy.
Yuudachi-kun
I want nowt to do with being a mod.

Ok now that I said that and am pretending to not want something this should make me more likely to get that thing right?
Bweh
I think you're capable and a more likely candidate than most, but far from a first pick
Vuelo Eluko
it would be a good idea, because i'd leave OT forever if he became a mod.
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

Yeah, I'm perfectly aware of that given how I'm the one with the job. In the end there's really only one person I'd consider, but I doubt they'd be willing to do it.
I don't know which criteria you're using to evaluate potential mods here, but I definitely see more than one capable of doing the job impeccably. I was a global mod of a certain game forum a few years ago and I can tell you, that place had infinitely better integrated rules than this place has, with a community that was as mixed in age as it can get, and everything ran perfectly fine there - and that place had more than a few mods which didn't have as much potential as some people here have.

Another thing to note is that you can't judge a book by its cover. Just because, for example, someone doesn't give two shits about this place as a user, doesn't mean he would do the same if he were in charge. People who are in charge tend to like the idea of leading others, and thus do at least a bit better than you would otherwise think. Point is, I see no basis for your claim that only one guy is capable of being a mod here. Prove me wrong, as I'd love to have an insight in your decision-making process.
Vuelo Eluko
it would be an even better idea to make aurani a mod because if he does i'll actually hack in std and get myself banned

anyway, on topic: i nominate b1rd to be mod
AutoMedic
I agree with Bassist here. B1rd should be your first pick due to his activity and brains
Yuudachi-kun

xxjesus1412fanx wrote:

it would be an even better idea to make aurani a mod because if he does i'll actually hack in std and get myself banned

anyway, on topic: i nominate b1rd to be mod
I also nominate b1rd because he says what he thinks
Aurani
Lewder

Aurani wrote:

Brian OA wrote:

Yeah, I'm perfectly aware of that given how I'm the one with the job. In the end there's really only one person I'd consider, but I doubt they'd be willing to do it.
I don't know which criteria you're using to evaluate potential mods here, but I definitely see more than one capable of doing the job impeccably. I was a global mod of a certain game forum a few years ago and I can tell you, that place had infinitely better integrated rules than this place has, with a community that was as mixed in age as it can get, and everything ran perfectly fine there - and that place had more than a few mods which didn't have as much potential as some people here have.

Another thing to note is that you can't judge a book by its cover. Just because, for example, someone doesn't give two shits about this place as a user, doesn't mean he would do the same if he were in charge. People who are in charge tend to like the idea of leading others, and thus do at least a bit better than you would otherwise think. Point is, I see no basis for your claim that only one guy is capable of being a mod here. Prove me wrong, as I'd love to have an insight in your decision-making process.
ive also been mod for regional subforums in a community forum and global mod for a fairly large league of assfaggots community that have both since fallen ;_;7
i know for a fact people were content with my work but it's terrible and once you get over the first week's buzz of having power it becomes a menial terrible task and tl;dr moderating fucking sucks don't sign up for that unless you really care about the community enough

also i dont think off-topic needs much moderation, you lock so many threads taht you just encourage people to make new ones. i really like mr color's writing on the topic he gets it pretty right http://pastebin.com/2EeAMWnB
Bweh

Lewder wrote:

also i dont think off-topic needs much moderation, you lock so many threads taht you just encourage people to make new ones. i really like mr color's writing on the topic he gets it pretty right http://pastebin.com/2EeAMWnB
You know, I'm just going to throw all that new mod talk out the window because it's a rather moot point right now and focus on this one since it actually matters.

What exactly are you saying here? That I should just not lock threads and let you or other ironic shitposters bump them on purpose all day?
Aurani
Bweh
Aurani, how do you feel about contemporary art
Aurani
Are you asking me to compare it with others, or just my general opinion on it?
Bweh
I guess your opinion

I feel like it's something I could talk about for a while so I'm even tempted to make a thread for it
Lewder

Brian OA wrote:

Lewder wrote:

also i dont think off-topic needs much moderation, you lock so many threads taht you just encourage people to make new ones. i really like mr color's writing on the topic he gets it pretty right http://pastebin.com/2EeAMWnB
You know, I'm just going to throw all that new mod talk out the window because it's a rather moot point right now and focus on this one since it actually matters.

What exactly are you saying here? That I should just not lock threads and let you or other ironic shitposters bump them on purpose all day?
im saying that my opinion on moderating is a fairly extreme laissez-faire where i'd only do something by request or in the case of things like t/344481
the community will moderate itself, it's how things work especially in one whose culture is deeply rooted in being as terrible as possible while maintaining a good quirk to being terrible. you shouldn't ever reach a point where regular posters make new threads knowing they will be locked and in my eyes that's due to overmoderation in a too lenient way. locking a thread is a reward to some people and there's nothing inherently wrong with having a locked thread here and there but currently there are 23 locked threads on the first page of this forum.
sends a message, i think. new people who just look at the front page get the idea that this place is either pure shitposting (>implying it isn't) or a too strictly moderated place where they don't want to post out of fear of being punished for not making a thread that conforms to the subforum's culture.
Bweh
That's honestly a good point, for once. I'll keep that in mind.
Yuudachi-kun
Haha you counted the number of locked threads
Aurani

Brian OA wrote:

I guess your opinion

I feel like it's something I could talk about for a while so I'm even tempted to make a thread for it
I'm actually surprised why you asked me of all people for an opinion.

I'd support that thread wholeheartedly, so yes, go ahead and make one.
Lewder
also on the topic of overmoderation in a lenient fashion, just locking a thread without warning people is like giving a cookie for making another bad thread. i'm not saying first locked thread should be a warning, but some notice about the consistent level of quality in threads should be given. i obviously don't know how you've actually handled this but it seems like you just lock threads with a comment as the last post.
Bweh
Yeah, I'd say you're right. I feel like I had some semblance to a more rational approach to locking a thread, but it's become so commonplace it's almost like I have to meet a daily quota or something.
Vuelo Eluko

Brian OA wrote:

That I should just not lock threads and let you or other ironic shitposters bump them on purpose all day?
yeah
Granger
Having been a moderator on serveral gameservers and forums, ranging from small to large (largest was about 2k unique users per week i think?) i gotta say the pastebin is way too true and it kinda hurts actually.

First you explain all nice and everything, but eventually you think "this... again" and using the silence/freeze/ban buttons becomes more and more of a routine or you get angry or annoyed and end up taking action where none was needed...

And in regards to the locked threads, i think it should be like it works in FG, people need to learn to just not post in theads that are clearly shit or unwanted. Of course, FG is a shitty place but atleast they're doing that right. Locks wouldnt even be needed.
Lewder

Granger wrote:

people need to learn to just not post in theads that are clearly shit or unwanted.
"woops"
Milkshake
hey trash boat did I ever give u a permission to use ippebuns

the answer is
NO
Aurani
You're my mongrel now, Shake, bow before me and swear an oath.
Bweh
What are you even hoping to accomplish man

She's a terrible vassal that doesn't even finish her collaborations
Milkshake
BRIAN ARE YOU A TRAFFIC SIGN BECAUSE STOP
Aurani
She's my slave now, not vassal.
Bweh

Milkshake wrote:

BRIAN ARE YOU A TRAFFIC SIGN BECAUSE STOP
No

Aurani wrote:

She's my slave now, not vassal.
Okay, but she's more trouble than she's worth
Aurani
You could argue that even you are troublesome, mate. I mean, we barely even talk, yet you're also my slave.
Bweh
Is slave just your dishonest way of saying friend?

Also, power nap time.
Aurani
Maybe.
Thing is, there are many definitions of the term "friend". I happen to use it mainly for people who share a mutual bond with me - a pretty strong one at that, but yes, I'd say I like you as a friend, since you seem like an intriguing and honest chap. With that I mean that I'd probably never get bored around you to the extent of changing my opinion of you drastically.
Milkshake
what the hell man, no, I belong to the HOLY TOM94
Aurani
Tom is my bitch.
Indeed, you belong to me.
Milkshake
he doesn't even know u fag
Aurani
Every mongrel on this planet is my bitch, remember that.
Also, I've been called many names around the world:
Gilgamesh
Jesus
Buddha
Kai
Suadela
Lada
Diana
et cetera et cetera

Every petty human knows me.
EneT
U gay bro.
Railey2
I'd really like to see that contemporary art thread. And maybe a thread about modding
Aurani
There already IS a contemporary art thread mate. Check OT a bit better.
EneT
No one wants to waste their time looking through a bunch of retard-filled threads just to look for that.
Aurani
It's right at the top you mongrel.

Also, it's one of very few threads that actually have a bloody intellectual meaning on this whole forum, so it is most definitely worth looking for it.
Railey2
tired eyes are tired. Shouldnt post right after waking up (excuses, burn me alive)
Milkshake
Hello
I am not a man.
EneT
NO ONE CARES.
silmarilen

Lewder wrote:

currently there are 23 locked threads on the first page of this forum.
this can be accounted to a couple of things.
first of all, the first page is quite big, there are 50 topics on it.
second, there arent many new topics being made and/or posted in every day. just look at the last topic on the first page right now, last post was 13 days ago.
third,

Granger wrote:

people need to learn to just not post in theads that are clearly shit or unwanted.
as soon as people learn this, threads wont have to be locked anymore because people will understand that it will just die off.
fourth, locked threads dont get deleted. it used to be a thing that locked threads would get moved to abandoned wastelands but this doesnt happen anymore unless it's clear spam like that "i white boy" spam.

also people need to learn that off-topic doesnt mean it's ok to go off-topic inside a thread *looks at complaining without being a fag thread*
Milkshake
morning boobs
silmarilen
morning pirtelo
sovasin
neither funny nor interesting
NotEvenDoomMusic

Aurani wrote:

You could argue that even you are troublesome, mate. I mean, we barely even talk, yet you're also my slave.
Can cats be slaves too
Aurani
Don't worry, you're also a slave. No cat escapes my authority.

Speaking of authority, I think I just broke the game.... I pulled a heroic victory out of my arse and completely devastated the Sicilian forces, and all of a sudden his entire faction just spontaneously combusted, resulting in all of his settlements turning into rebels. Like, what the actual fuck.
I've played the game for well over 8 years now, and that has never happened before. I should probably stop modding it, as I'm sure that broke the AI.
Hika
That contemporary art thread is like finding a diamond in a pile of shit.

Don't do it again, Brian.
Explosive Fart
Getting close to 2000 pages boiz
AutoMedic
page 2000 hype

new thread creator: brian
Trash Boat

Milkshake wrote:

hey trash boat did I ever give u a permission to use ippebuns

the answer is
NO
Mongrels>jews

The burn is real
NotEvenDoomMusic
DAE BIG SHOOTS FIR ED AM I RITE??? XDDDDDDDDDDdddd

HEY LOOK GUYS I'M PEOPLE AGAIn
Aurani
Jews did 9/11
Trash Boat

NotEvenDoomMusic wrote:

DAE BIG SHOOTS FIR ED AM I RITE??? XDDDDDDDDDDdddd

HEY LOOK GUYS I'M PEOPLE AGAIn
DEMN buddy are you on crack?
Chamelo
Meanwhile in the parallel universe where you have to shout everything you posted in the thread.
Friendan
STOP WHISPERING, CHAMELO!
Trash Boat
Ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Friendan
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
AutoMedic
I WANT YOUR HAT
Trash Boat
SHERUGHOST
EneT
stfu you faggots.
Trash Boat

EneT wrote:

stfu you faggots.
How about.......




















































































































NO.
dNextGen
goddamnit nvidia driver is so freaking bad

yet them fanboys are still defending the idea that nvidia drivers are superior kek.
IppE
driver suck on both camps

and don't get me started on jewtel drivers
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