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Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined
December 2013
Critical Dude
2015-05-11T23:53:13+00:00
That's not a bobby pin, that's a remote.
Hey! My blood is black you know.
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined
September 2013
WriggleNightbug
2015-05-11T23:53:35+00:00
That's not a remote, that's a Wii-mote
Treekii
245 posts
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October 2012
Treekii
2015-05-11T23:56:40+00:00
That's not a wii-mote, that's a Playstation move controller
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WriggleNightbug
256 posts
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WriggleNightbug
2015-05-11T23:57:14+00:00
That's not that rip-off PS Move, That's a Kinect!
Treekii
245 posts
Joined
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Treekii
2015-05-11T23:57:50+00:00
That's not a Kinect, that's a wii sensor bar
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WriggleNightbug
256 posts
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WriggleNightbug
2015-05-12T00:00:55+00:00
that's not a wii Sensor bar, that's a camera, implanted by the NSA
/me runs before they catch him
Birdy
5,757 posts
Joined
April 2011
Birdy
2015-05-12T07:32:04+00:00
That's not an NSA camera, that's a regular Canon camera.
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined
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The Gambler
2015-05-12T11:29:00+00:00
That's not a Canon camera, it's a Blackmagic camera. (I think it's great for a video camera)
Build your own osu! keyboard here:
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Birdy
5,757 posts
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Birdy
2015-05-12T12:13:17+00:00
That's not a blackmagic camera, that's an unmagical white camera.
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined
September 2013
WriggleNightbug
2015-05-12T14:29:24+00:00
that's not an Unmagical (?) White Camera, that's a ghost-detecting Camera
Birdy
5,757 posts
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Birdy
2015-05-12T14:36:05+00:00
That's not a ghost-detecting camera, that's a ghost-possessed camera.
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
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WriggleNightbug
2015-05-12T15:02:27+00:00
That's not a Possessed Camera, That's a Possessed Bowl of Spaghetti!
IDEK anymore
Conor
229 posts
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Conor
2015-05-13T12:13:44+00:00
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The Gambler
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Joined
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The Gambler
2015-05-13T22:17:41+00:00
That's not Mom's spaghetti, that's "MOM GET THE CAMERA"
Build your own osu! keyboard here:
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For those that swear their existence to keyboards -->
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Conor
229 posts
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Conor
2015-05-13T22:19:01+00:00
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The Gambler
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Joined
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The Gambler
2015-05-13T23:43:09+00:00
That's not "NO-ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT IN THE HISTORY OF DOTA", that's "OOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooOooo"
Build your own osu! keyboard here:
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FillinFaye
25 posts
Joined
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FillinFaye
2015-05-13T23:45:17+00:00
Thats not "OOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooOooo", that is a whole pile of onion rings
The Gambler
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The Gambler
2015-05-13T23:48:01+00:00
That's not onion rings, that's breaded calamari (Just finished cooking some, and is great with tartar sauce)
Build your own osu! keyboard here:
t/411237/start=0
For those that swear their existence to keyboards -->
https://geekhack.org/
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https://deskthority.net
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https://mechanicalkeyboards.com
FillinFaye
25 posts
Joined
November 2014
FillinFaye
2015-05-13T23:49:22+00:00
thats not breaded calamari, those are curly fries
The Gambler
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Joined
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The Gambler
2015-05-13T23:50:55+00:00
Thouse aren't just curly fries, but homemade poutine. (The most carb-intensive food ever)
Build your own osu! keyboard here:
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For those that swear their existence to keyboards -->
https://geekhack.org/
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Treekii
245 posts
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Treekii
2015-05-13T23:58:52+00:00
That's not homemade poutine, that's apple crumble (the 2nd best food ever next to pizza)
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The Gambler
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The Gambler
2015-05-14T00:12:51+00:00
That's not an apple crumble, that's an Apple iPhone (The most expensive consumer phone ever)
Build your own osu! keyboard here:
t/411237/start=0
For those that swear their existence to keyboards -->
https://geekhack.org/
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https://deskthority.net
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FillinFaye
25 posts
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FillinFaye
2015-05-14T00:15:54+00:00
thats not an iphone, thats a gold brick
The Gambler
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The Gambler
2015-05-14T00:18:59+00:00
That's not a gold brick, that's a gold watch (The Apple Edition "Edition")
Build your own osu! keyboard here:
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Treekii
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Treekii
2015-05-14T00:20:01+00:00
That's not a gold watch, that's an apple watch (apple edition)
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FillinFaye
25 posts
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November 2014
FillinFaye
2015-05-14T00:20:35+00:00
thats not an apple watch, that is an apple with a clock drawn on it
The Gambler
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The Gambler
2015-05-14T00:23:10+00:00
That's not an appru with a crocku drawn on it, it's an clock-shaped apple
Build your own osu! keyboard here:
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For those that swear their existence to keyboards -->
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Treekii
245 posts
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Treekii
2015-05-14T00:24:59+00:00
that's not a clock-shaped apple, that's a red button
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FillinFaye
25 posts
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November 2014
FillinFaye
2015-05-14T00:26:07+00:00
thats not a red button, it is a red circle
Conor
229 posts
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May 2013
Conor
2015-05-14T00:30:34+00:00
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Renevant
894 posts
Joined
July 2013
Renevant
2015-05-14T04:34:01+00:00
Thats not a hit circle
Its a miss
i like cute things
and sasasasasasasami and twin drills
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T04:38:03+00:00
That's not a miss, that's a slider break
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-05-14T04:38:53+00:00
That's not a slider break, that's a 50
Renevant
894 posts
Joined
July 2013
Renevant
2015-05-14T04:39:19+00:00
That's not a 50, that's a 100
i like cute things
and sasasasasasasami and twin drills
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T04:40:00+00:00
That's not a 100, that's PAIN
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-05-14T04:40:38+00:00
That's not pain, that's tough love
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T04:41:41+00:00
That's not tough love, that's heart break
Renevant
894 posts
Joined
July 2013
Renevant
2015-05-14T04:43:36+00:00
That's not heart break, that's a heart attack
i like cute things
and sasasasasasasami and twin drills
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-05-14T04:45:26+00:00
That's not a heart attack, that's an
orgasm
Renevant
894 posts
Joined
July 2013
Renevant
2015-05-14T04:46:17+00:00
That's not an
orgasm
, that's a sensation
i like cute things
and sasasasasasasami and twin drills
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T04:47:00+00:00
That's not a sensation, that's a 8====D~~~
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-05-14T04:49:09+00:00
That's not 8====D~~~, that's a metal rod
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T04:52:19+00:00
That's not a metal rod, that's a hard rock
FuZ
363 posts
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January 2011
FuZ
2015-05-14T04:53:53+00:00
That's not a hard rock, that's 300 bpm
Renevant
894 posts
Joined
July 2013
Renevant
2015-05-14T04:54:18+00:00
SPOILER
That's not a hard rock
nuu
Thats not 300 BPM, thats overmapped
i like cute things
and sasasasasasasami and twin drills
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-05-14T04:55:16+00:00
That's not overmapped, that's random notes
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T04:56:12+00:00
That's not random notes, that's Hollow Wings
Renevant
894 posts
Joined
July 2013
Renevant
2015-05-14T04:56:30+00:00
That's not Hollow Wings, That's drama
i like cute things
and sasasasasasasami and twin drills
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-05-14T04:57:04+00:00
That isn't drama, that's a family
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T04:57:56+00:00
That's not family, that's internet friends
Renevant
894 posts
Joined
July 2013
Renevant
2015-05-14T05:05:13+00:00
That's not internet friends, thats a mutual
i like cute things
and sasasasasasasami and twin drills
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T05:06:28+00:00
That's not a mutual, that's RIP
Renevant
894 posts
Joined
July 2013
Renevant
2015-05-14T05:07:08+00:00
Thats not a RIP, thats a pepperoni
i like cute things
and sasasasasasasami and twin drills
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T05:08:11+00:00
That's not a pepperoni, that's an inner oni
Conor
229 posts
Joined
May 2013
Conor
2015-05-14T13:06:59+00:00
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Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined
December 2013
Critical Dude
2015-05-14T19:01:40+00:00
That's not Ura Oni, that's Oni Link!
Hey! My blood is black you know.
Conor
229 posts
Joined
May 2013
Conor
2015-05-14T19:04:58+00:00
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Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined
December 2013
Critical Dude
2015-05-14T19:17:29+00:00
That's not Fierce Deity, that's the master sword.
Hey! My blood is black you know.
Conor
229 posts
Joined
May 2013
Conor
2015-05-14T19:19:09+00:00
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Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined
December 2013
Critical Dude
2015-05-14T19:21:29+00:00
That's not the Goddess Sword, that's the Fairy Sword.
Hey! My blood is black you know.
Conor
229 posts
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May 2013
Conor
2015-05-14T19:24:14+00:00
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Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined
December 2013
Critical Dude
2015-05-14T19:31:23+00:00
That's not the Great Fairy's Sword, that's the Big Goron's Sword.
Hey! My blood is black you know.
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined
September 2013
WriggleNightbug
2015-05-14T20:14:07+00:00
That's not the Big Goron's Sword, that's the Master Sword!
Critical Dude
189 posts
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December 2013
Critical Dude
2015-05-14T21:33:47+00:00
That's not the Master Sword, that's the Master Storm!
Hey! My blood is black you know.
Renevant
894 posts
Joined
July 2013
Renevant
2015-05-14T21:38:34+00:00
Thats not the Master Storm, thats a thunderstorm!
i like cute things
and sasasasasasasami and twin drills
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T21:40:15+00:00
That's not a thunderstorm, that's a hail storm
Critical Dude
189 posts
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December 2013
Critical Dude
2015-05-14T21:44:00+00:00
That's not a hail storm, that's rain.
Hey! My blood is black you know.
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T21:49:28+00:00
That's not rain, that's snow
Renevant
894 posts
Joined
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Renevant
2015-05-14T21:51:21+00:00
That's not snow, It's a vast, swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure.
its a spongebob reference
i like cute things
and sasasasasasasami and twin drills
chaee
chaee
2015-05-14T21:52:52+00:00
It's not a vast, swirling, wonderland of sparkling white pleasure, it's cum
Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined
December 2013
Critical Dude
2015-05-14T21:52:56+00:00
That's not cum, that's seamen.
Hey! My blood is black you know.
FillinFaye
25 posts
Joined
November 2014
FillinFaye
2015-05-15T00:35:21+00:00
thats not seaman, thats a sea man
chaee
chaee
2015-05-15T00:36:35+00:00
That's not a sea mean, that's semen
FillinFaye
25 posts
Joined
November 2014
FillinFaye
2015-05-15T00:37:24+00:00
thats not semen, that is a spilled vanilla milkshake
chaee
chaee
2015-05-15T00:39:04+00:00
That's not a spilled vanilla milkshake, that's mayonnaise on a dick
FillinFaye
25 posts
Joined
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FillinFaye
2015-05-15T00:41:01+00:00
thats not mayonnaise on a dick, that is tartar sauce on a dildo
chaee
chaee
2015-05-15T00:48:46+00:00
That's not tarter sauce on a dildo, that's cool whip on a banana
Conor
229 posts
Joined
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Conor
2015-05-15T00:49:48+00:00
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chaee
chaee
2015-05-15T00:52:00+00:00
That's not a cum covered dick, that's a dick wrapped in a tenga
Conor
229 posts
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Conor
2015-05-15T09:20:30+00:00
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The Gambler
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The Gambler
2015-05-15T22:23:28+00:00
That's not just Tenga, its a pile of Jenga
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chaee
chaee
2015-05-15T22:35:31+00:00
That's not a pile of Jenga, that's a tower of Lego's
FillinFaye
25 posts
Joined
November 2014
FillinFaye
2015-05-15T22:36:49+00:00
thats not a tower of legos, its a pile of legs
Garpo
174 posts
Joined
March 2014
Garpo
2015-05-16T07:07:15+00:00
That's not a pile of legs, that's a bucket of kfc
chaee
chaee
2015-05-16T07:09:45+00:00
That's not a bucket of kfc, that's a wagon full of watermelon
Hans5958
24 posts
Joined
May 2015
Hans5958
2015-05-16T09:39:04+00:00
That's not a wagon full of watermelon, that's a 1/8 piece of watermelon
Not so active.
Use other channels.
hans5958.github.io
Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined
December 2013
Critical Dude
2015-05-16T10:01:38+00:00
That's not 1/8 of a watermelon, that's a time machine!
Hey! My blood is black you know.
Voodoo Girl
0 posts
Joined
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Voodoo Girl
2015-05-20T00:00:51+00:00
That's not a time machine, that's a flamethrower!
Treekii
245 posts
Joined
October 2012
Treekii
2015-05-20T00:09:40+00:00
That's not a flamethrower, that's a torture device for trees (please don't use it)
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FillinFaye
25 posts
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FillinFaye
2015-05-20T00:23:50+00:00
Thats not a torture device for trees, that is a paper stating no pizza for a month!
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Joined
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c[[ [ c[[ [ c[[
2015-05-21T19:36:54+00:00
That's not a paper stating no pizza for a month, it's a paper stating pizza for a month!
Aiona
165 posts
Joined
December 2014
Aiona
2015-05-21T19:38:11+00:00
That's not a paper stating pizza for a month, it's a paper stating you have free food for a year!
FillinFaye
25 posts
Joined
November 2014
FillinFaye
2015-05-21T20:51:42+00:00
Thats not a paper stating you have free food for a year, thats a fake coupon
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2015-05-21T21:12:49+00:00
That's not a fake coupon, it's free tickets to heaven!
-SayaKai
1,847 posts
Joined
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-SayaKai
2015-05-22T07:07:10+00:00
That's not a free tickets to heaven, It's Apple!
Spamming katface is good though.
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2015-05-22T07:08:49+00:00
That's not Apple, it's Microsoft!
-SayaKai
1,847 posts
Joined
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-SayaKai
2015-05-22T07:10:43+00:00
That's not mircrosoft, it's Purple Hat!
Spamming katface is good though.
ElliottB1
28 posts
Joined
December 2013
Topic Starter
ElliottB1
2015-05-23T14:29:15+00:00
That's not Purple Hat, that's Black Hat!
Aomi
1,993 posts
Joined
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Aomi
2015-05-23T14:35:17+00:00
That's not a black hat, it's a black cat!
You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.
Hans5958
24 posts
Joined
May 2015
Hans5958
2015-05-23T14:35:24+00:00
That's not (a) Black Hat, that's (a) White Hat!
That's not a black cat, that's a black dog!
(Did anyone know that Aomi sends when I send?)
Not so active.
Use other channels.
hans5958.github.io
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