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That's not a bath tub, that's a bathing cub.
That's not a chavette, that's a chef!
that's not A Chief, that's MASTER Chief
That's not Master Chief, that's Master Chef
Non non non. That's not Master Chef, that's a Bloody Storm!
That's not a Bloody Storm, it's Jojo-level impossi-posing.
Fuhaha! That's not Jojo-level impossi-posing, that's nature at its best!
That's not nature at its best, its 2012
o_o T-that's not 2012, that's utopia 
That's not a utopia, it's dystopia
That's not a "tree", that's Garpo!
But that's not a ninja'd user, that's a shin-obi!
Ninja'd
OT: That's not a drum, that's a guitar!
But, that's not just a guitar, it's the School of Rock
That's not a checkers team silly, that's a circle.
That's not a circle, that's the Chrome Logo
thats not the chrome logo, thats the windows logo
That's not the windows logo, that's just a flag
that's not a flag, that is a drawing
That's not a drawing, that's a painting
thats not a painting, that is a sculpture
that's not a sculpture, that's just some random Guy standing perfectly still
chaee
That's not Euny being cute, that's - Magic Girl -, the Tsundere of #ctb
That's not a Magic Girl, that's a Magic Bomb.
That's not - Magic Bomb -, that's his neglected and rejected brother, -Magic Swifted-
That's not Magic Swifted, that's Taylor Swift.
That's not Taylor Swift, that's a swift tailor.
That's not a Pokémon move, that's a Digimon attack.
Of course that's not a Digimon attack, that's a digital tack.
That's no digital tack, that's an analog pin.
That's not an Analog Pin, that's a HairPin
That's not a bobby pin, that's a remote.
That's not a remote, that's a Wii-mote
That's not a wii-mote, that's a Playstation move controller
That's not that rip-off PS Move, That's a Kinect!
that's not a wii Sensor bar, that's a camera, implanted by the NSA
/me runs before they catch him
/me runs before they catch him
That's not an NSA camera, that's a regular Canon camera.
That's not a Canon camera, it's a Blackmagic camera. (I think it's great for a video camera)
That's not a blackmagic camera, that's an unmagical white camera.
that's not an Unmagical (?) White Camera, that's a ghost-detecting Camera
That's not a ghost-detecting camera, that's a ghost-possessed camera.
That's not a Possessed Camera, That's a Possessed Bowl of Spaghetti!
IDEK anymore
IDEK anymore
That's not Mom's spaghetti, that's "MOM GET THE CAMERA"
That's not "NO-ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT IN THE HISTORY OF DOTA", that's "OOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooOooo"
Thats not "OOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooOooo", that is a whole pile of onion rings
That's not onion rings, that's breaded calamari (Just finished cooking some, and is great with tartar sauce)
thats not breaded calamari, those are curly fries
Thouse aren't just curly fries, but homemade poutine. (The most carb-intensive food ever)
That's not homemade poutine, that's apple crumble (the 2nd best food ever next to pizza)
That's not an apple crumble, that's an Apple iPhone (The most expensive consumer phone ever)
thats not an iphone, thats a gold brick
That's not a gold brick, that's a gold watch (The Apple Edition "Edition")
That's not a gold watch, that's an apple watch (apple edition)
thats not an apple watch, that is an apple with a clock drawn on it
That's not an appru with a crocku drawn on it, it's an clock-shaped apple
thats not a red button, it is a red circle