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Yuudachi-kun

Aurani wrote:

Now I feel like putting my dick into something.
This can of semi-decomposed tuna will be perfect.
Have you ever heard of docking, son?
Aurani
I'll dock my battleship right into your small, unused harbour - forcefully, if I have to.
Yuudachi-kun
Kancolle is good.
-sev
Yeah, grinding like a korean sure is fun. Did it since release.

As for the anime, I wouldn't even watch it if I was forced at gunpoint.
Yuudachi-kun
All I do is play Osu.
piruchan

Kaienyuu wrote:

Yeah, grinding like a korean sure is fun. Did it since release.
It's the most enjoyable grind I've ever experienced.
DeletedUser_4041880

AutoMedic wrote:

I came

Mine tasted terrible
The taste of your cum depends on what you eat. If you eat junk food all the time as well as drink too much caffeine, it's most likely going to be bitter as fuck. Eating things such as fruits and vegetables- or basically anything high in natural sugars will make it sweeter.

#themoreyouknow
-sev

piruchan wrote:

Kaienyuu wrote:

Yeah, grinding like a korean sure is fun. Did it since release.
It's the most enjoyable grind I've ever experienced.
Yeah, grinding 20-30 minutes and x hours expeditions every day whenever they were available was pretty exciting.

And don't get me started on failed large ship construction attempts. :p
Hika
I grind on your mum.
Yuudachi-kun

Frostei wrote:

AutoMedic wrote:

I came

Mine tasted terrible
The taste of your cum depends on what you eat. If you eat junk food all the time as well as drink too much caffeine, it's most likely going to be bitter as fuck. Eating things such as fruits and vegetables- or basically anything high in natural sugars will make it sweeter.

#themoreyouknow
Mine must always be bitter.
-sev

Hika wrote:

I grind on your mum.
get off me mum m8 ill quickscope u
Yuudachi-kun
Mum is too posh, use mam.
Aurani
I swear, I'll come to Greece and personally rape you, mate.
Yuudachi-kun

Aurani wrote:

I swear, I'll come to Greece and personally rape you, mate.
You're invited to my house.
Hika
Imaginationship confirmed.
-sev

Aurani wrote:

I swear, I'll come to Greece and personally rape you, mate.
Do it.
Blue Stig

Kheldragar wrote:

I propose we rename Off-topic to FYAD. This stands for "Fuck you and die", and I feel it more accurately portrays what people are like here.
I'd say OT is more like mad max Australia.
Actually the whole of osu! is like mad max Australia.

I might just be saying this since I'm a bit hyped for Fury Road.


Modder Town
TWO MAPS ENTER! ONE MAP LEAVE!
Aurani

Kheldragar wrote:

You're invited to my house.
So many people to dearly love in the arse, so little time.

Kaienyuu wrote:

Aurani wrote:

I swear, I'll come to Greece and personally rape you, mate.
Do it.
Always remember that you're only 60 Euro away from imminent buttsex.
piruchan
Flying spaghetti monster.

Apparently that's a thing.
Hika
My friend has a bumper sticker of the flying spaghetti monster emblem.

I kinda want one ):
Aurani
He opens his mouth, but mom's spaghetti is all that comes out.
-sev

Aurani wrote:

Always remember that you're only 60 Euro away from imminent buttsex.
Sweet deal.
Aurani
That actually makes me wonder - which city do you live in? Is it next (or at least close) to a nice beach? Greece is so close and so cheap, yet I never visited it..
-sev
Fairly close. I live adjacent to two prefectures that do have beaches, I've been told they are pretty good. Though I haven't been there myself, I'm more of a mountain person.

My location shall remain hidden. :v
Aurani
Heresy! Zeus himself made those beautiful beaches. I swear, once I have enough time on my hands, I'll pack my shit and buy a ticket there, because I literally have enough money at the moment to afford a two-month vacation there, and boy will it be lovely, especially since I've heard from my lads that most of the Greeks in certain areas adore Serbs - plus, I have a lovely friend who knows Greek bloody well and she wanted to travel with me anyways. :p
-sev
Lucky you.
Aurani
When was I, the Great Emperor Aurani, not lucky?
Granger
Just make sure you get a proper house/room for rent. The first week i've spent in greece was literal hell with clouds of mosquitoes, no shower and some hole to shit in (no actual toilet).
Aurani
Wait what..... where the heck did you end up? Don't you usually ask around or at least go to a (more well-known) travel agency to inform yourself about where you'll go? :p
-sev

Granger wrote:

Just make sure you get a proper house/room for rent. The first week i've spent in greece was literal hell with clouds of mosquitoes, no shower and some hole to shit in (no actual toilet).
Let me guess, camping? Where?
Aurani
Unfair that I can't even reply, you mongrel. :p
Granger
I did not rent the house, my parents did (as did they organize the entire holydays in greece). We were visiting family there but didnt want to stay at their home so we rented a house in the neighbourhood. Was cheap priced, house looked alright. Little did we know about the mosquito nests inside nor the total lack of sanitary equipment.

The travel agency did nothing wrong, we were scammed by the people living there. On that note, watch out for scams and faux ware in general.
Trash Boat
Talking about vacations, my sister went to France a couple days ago. I wonder how's she doing. Nobody in my family traveled outside South America.
Granger

Aurani wrote:

Wait what..... where the heck did you end up? Don't you usually ask around or at least go to a (more well-known) travel agency to inform yourself about where you'll go? :p
We lived at Ofrinio while we there. (Actually had to ask, im no good with names... .-.)
AutoMedic
So this summer I'm planning to go to Japan with a friend

Probably Tokyo because my uncle owns a house in there, but I really want to check Osaka or even Kyoto (im a wood guy)
Yuudachi-kun
This spring break I plan to go nowhere on holiday.

I will sit my ass down and play osu until my fingers bleed and I reach 5k.
Trash Boat

Kheldragar wrote:

This spring break I plan to go nowhere on holiday.

I will sit my ass down and play osu until my fingers bleed and I reach 5k.
Good luck not getting RSI
Aurani

Granger wrote:

We lived at Ofrinio while we there. (Actually had to ask, im no good with names... .-.)
From what I could see from Google, that place doesn't seem bad at all... it's beautiful, even.
Yuudachi-kun

Trash Boat wrote:

Kheldragar wrote:

This spring break I plan to go nowhere on holiday.

I will sit my ass down and play osu until my fingers bleed and I reach 5k.
Good luck not getting RSI
I wonder how many cases of RSI we hear here are self-diagnosed.
Aurani
All people know of is to check Google, and what does Google have to say? *Google search "the back of my head is hurting* "You have cancer."
Vuelo Eluko
im back from my mute
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

im back from my mute
I missed you
Vuelo Eluko
avatar conveys feelings towards mods
Yuudachi-kun

Riince wrote:

avatar conveys feelings towards mods
I hate mapping too.
Trash Boat

Riince wrote:

avatar conveys feelings towards mods
No shit Sherlock
Vuelo Eluko

Kheldragar wrote:

Riince wrote:

avatar conveys feelings towards mods
I hate mapping too.
check out my latest map
https://osu.ppy.sh/s/293437
a constant reminder that only 1.5 penis sliders have managed to sneak past bats and become ranked.
Yuudachi-kun
Something is wrong with your map if auto misses on it.

piruchan
I have never been on a vacation.

I envy you people.

Edit: another new page. Been getting this a lot lately.
Aurani
You live in Indonesia, practically every day is a vacation for you.
piruchan
I want to go somewhere a bit more civilized.
Aurani
Come to me, Italy is right next door and you can enjoy proper European food. :V
IppE

yuru yuri season 3 hype

Aurani wrote:

Come to me
Granger

Aurani wrote:

Granger wrote:

We lived at Ofrinio while we there. (Actually had to ask, im no good with names... .-.)
From what I could see from Google, that place doesn't seem bad at all... it's beautiful, even.
Oh it certainly is, thats why lots of tourists come to it. The problem is, with lots of clueless tourists come beggars who ask them for money (we actually offered a woman to work for us while we were there, just washing dishes and stuff so we could do more pleasant stuff 24/7, but she refused because she did not want to work), and witty salesmen trying to scam people.

Other than that, what the place had to offer was really nice. And we lived right next to the beach too, no sea view however.
Second house we rented for the rest of the holydays was not really suited for 4 people so it was kind of thight in there but we had a actual bath and no mosquitoes there. And a tiny house doesnt even matter if you're pretty much always outside, so worth it.

IppE wrote:

yuru yuri season 3 hype
Aww yiss
Aurani
At least you had fun. :p
-sev
Tfw I've only been in Italy and Germany.
Aurani
Been 3 times in Italy and I would still need another 20 times to see even half of what I want.
B1rd
Tfw I've never been outside of Tasmania.
Birdy
tfw I want to move to northern Finland and never move anywhere else ever again.

Actually visiting a few countries wouldn't be bad but yeah.

tbh I want to move to UK so I could get Cadbury Creme Eggs.
Hika
I'm still planning my little trip to Europe within the next two years or so since I have my money situation set.

Not sure where I'd go first considering I have a lot of European friends. :v

certainly not Serbia or anything
B1rd
From what I've heard of it Finland seems like it'd be my preferred country to live.
Hika
Finland or Denmark honestly.. both sound really nice.
silmarilen
except for the cold and the being next to russia finland is an awesome country
Zelda
Denmark is quite possibly the most boring country you could ever live in. Sure it's nice here, but nothing ever happens.
Aurani
Like I'm always joking with my Scandinavian lads: if you'll live in there, convert to Orthodoxy and play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. until you know every Russian line there in your sleep, buy lots and lots of Vodka, and you'll be fine when they occupy your country.
IppE

Aurani wrote:

Like I'm always joking with my Scandinavian lads: if you'll live in there, convert to Orthodoxy and play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. until you know every Russian line there in your sleep, buy lots and lots of Vodka, and you'll be fine when they occupy your country.
Hika

Zelda wrote:

Denmark is quite possibly the most boring country you could ever live in. Sure it's nice here, but nothing ever happens.
Now, now, we wouldn't want Paris happening in Denmark. That wouldn't be very good, now, would it?
Zelda
Well, it'd be something. I didn't exactly mean terrorist attacks though, there's just not a lot going on here in general. Everything is always the same, even the weather never changes much.

At least it's predictable.
Yuudachi-kun

Static Noise Bird wrote:

tfw I want to move to northern Finland and never move anywhere else ever again.

Actually visiting a few countries wouldn't be bad but yeah.

tbh I want to move to UK so I could get Cadbury Creme Eggs.
I want to move to Austrailia so I can have infinite supplies of Tim Tams.
Aurani

IppE wrote:

Hika
Man, I wish the olympics were on every fucking year. I had a blast with the Winter Olympics last year.
DeletedUser_4041880


wtf
Vapor

Static Noise Bird wrote:

tbh I want to move to UK so I could get Cadbury Creme Eggs.
you have your priorities straight, those things are amazing
Hika
Fuck yeah they're amazing, I wish they still sold those here in America.

also vapor-sama plz
Bweh
I want to visit the Villa Mairea
IppE
Yuudachi-kun
I like Faygo.
Yuudachi-kun
Seriously you can get like half a litre for 59 cents at Fiesta. IT'S GOOD.
Trash Boat
Is it possible to convince somebody to get Steam/Origin/Desura over torrenting stuff?
Aurani
Why not both? I buy games on Steam which are on sale or those that I've played when I was little (like a plethora of strategies) and have no regrets buying, but other than that it's the pirate life for me.
AutoMedic
I only buy games that had actual multiplayer in it

eg. Garry's Mod
Zelda

Trash Boat wrote:

Is it possible to convince somebody to pay for stuff instead of getting stuff for free ?
Dunno, why don't you try ?
Bweh
Drew until my wrist hurt; kept going
Drew until my shoulder hurt; kept goin
Drew until my eyes hurt; went to bed

I'd say this spring break was a solid 7
IppE

AutoMedic wrote:

I only buy games that had actual multiplayer in it

eg. Garry's Mod
You make me sick.
Trash Boat
I mean, I think it's possible, I just need valid reasons. But it everything turns to be a matter of personal preferences, then it could be completely useless
Bweh
I mean if you have a legit reason like "I don't want to screw this developer over by pirating their work" then sure

However, torrenting is easier, cheaper, and even more convenient in most cases, so most people will go with that.
-sev

Trash Boat wrote:

Is it possible to convince somebody to get Steam/Origin/Desura over torrenting stuff?
Nope. Waste of time and effort.
Trash Boat
Let's be honest, when haven't you found a corrupt file? How long did it took you to fix it?
silmarilen
i tried to download some free mmorpg that i used to play almost 10 years ago.
they had 3 download options on their website, first 2 ended up being corrupted or just not working, third one finally worked.
then the autopatcher couldnt connect so i had to manually download the patches, of which half didnt even excist anymore.
Bweh
Which mmo are we talking about?
-sev

Trash Boat wrote:

Let's be honest, when haven't you found a corrupt file? How long did it took you to fix it?
I rarely find anything that can't be fixed.

Well, I tried having this discussion with a friend before and it went nowhere. Most of my games are bought, most of his games are torrented.

Pirates gonna pirate.
silmarilen

Brian OA wrote:

Which mmo are we talking about?
eudemons
Bweh
never heard of

Must be really old or obscure. Or both.
silmarilen
both yeah
it was pretty fun, altho slightly p2w.
Granger
Speaking of old games, Stratosphere: Conquest of Skies was fun as fuck.
Bweh
Go to bed Europe
silmarilen
not before you post a saber
Granger

silmarilen wrote:

not before you post a saber
Yoeri

Granger wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

not before you post a saber
Vuelo Eluko
-sev
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