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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting

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AutoMedic
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AutoMedic

Granger wrote:

Sonatora i dont think you're in a posistion to say this, you're one of the bigger shitters here...
Oh hey look, an edge

You see, you dont have any position either to blast asses on my face. I admit I've done it alot of times but is it evil to tel what I think about the community itself. You dont need to apply my previous actions on that posts since it's my right to tell myview of our community. I, you, and me are a component of this community.

And take a look at your signature too. That'll help people here so that they can stop overreacting
Corin
910 posts
Joined January 2011
Corin
Lactav please fuck off from OT.
Thanks.

We didn't like you the first time you came here and we still don't like you today.
beeboy123
183 posts
Joined June 2013
beeboy123

Corin wrote:

Lactav please fuck off from OT.
Thanks.

We didn't like you the first time you came here and we still don't like you today.

inb4 locked thread and riots
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
doesn't he means Locktav? ;)

but I agree
Vish024
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Joined December 2010
Vish024
Hey Loctav's cool alright. We may have had our disagreements in the past but he's one of the lads now.
Cyclohexane
osu! Alumni
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Joined May 2009
Cyclohexane

Corin wrote:

Lactav please fuck off from OT.
Thanks.

We didn't like you the first time you came here and we still don't like you today.
tell you what I'll take Loctav over you everyday, less shitposts more locked threads
Corin
910 posts
Joined January 2011
Corin

Mr Color wrote:

Corin wrote:

Lactav please fuck off from OT.
Thanks.

We didn't like you the first time you came here and we still don't like you today.
tell you what I'll take Loctav over you everyday, less shitposts more hitler
ftfy
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh

Trash Boat wrote:

Welcome to page 1050
I don't like this page

It's full of a lot of stupid

I don't even know where to start so I'll just say you're all retarded and I'm a genius
Hika
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Joined February 2010
Hika

Brian OA wrote:

Trash Boat wrote:

Welcome to page 1050
I don't like this page

It's full of a lot of stupid

I don't even know where to start so I'll just say you're all retarded and I'm a genius
great calll now when are you in US so i can visit you
Lewder
654 posts
Joined October 2012
Lewder

Brian OA wrote:

Trash Boat wrote:

Welcome to page 1050
I don't like this page

It's full of a lot of stupid

I don't even know where to start so I'll just say you're all retarded and I'm a genius
Lewder
654 posts
Joined October 2012
Lewder
just to get it out of the way they're both on almost equal level faggotry
Vish024
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Joined December 2010
Vish024
Fuck you for posting that and having me watch it.
piruchan
753 posts
Joined October 2013
piruchan

Lewder wrote:

-video-
I was expecting some screaming, but I didn't find any :( .
Cyclohexane
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Cyclohexane

Lewder wrote:

just to get it out of the way they're both on almost equal level faggotry

I remember when friends of mine linked me that because I kept saying >android
DothThouHoist
147 posts
Joined September 2013
DothThouHoist
Theres a special place in hell for people like you... LOL xD
AutoMedic
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Joined April 2014
AutoMedic

Lewder wrote:

just to get it out of the way they're both on almost equal level faggotry
>Android
>shit

Go die in a fire
dNextGen
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dNextGen
it is indeed shit tho
Lewder
654 posts
Joined October 2012
Lewder
you're gonna hang me for this but owning an android tablet and having used both ipad and windows tablets i wish i had a windows one

not even ashamed
AutoMedic
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AutoMedic

dNextGen wrote:

it is indeed shit tho
You disgust me
Cyclohexane
osu! Alumni
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Cyclohexane
having programmed for Android I can definitely say that it is shit

Java + XML. What a great idea.
Vuelo Eluko
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Vuelo Eluko
the internet hasnt been good since kazaa and ebaumsworld
that video proves it
IppE
IppE

Mr Color wrote:

having programmed for Android I can definitely say that it is shit

Java + XML. What a great idea.
Eh, it works when you throw enough resources at it.

Apple's method is by far the most elegant, though.
Zelda
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Joined June 2012
Zelda


Beautiful.
Corin
910 posts
Joined January 2011
Corin

Mr Color wrote:

having programmed for Android I can definitely say that it is shit

Java + XML. What a great idea.
90% XML
10% Java
It's beautiful.
Trash Boat
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Trash Boat

Zelda wrote:



Beautiful.
some sort of simulator, I guess
AutoMedic
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AutoMedic

Zelda wrote:



Beautiful.
Magnificent
Vish024
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Vish024
Only in Melbourne folks.

Jazz
674 posts
Joined March 2011
Jazz
bitch please

AutoMedic
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AutoMedic

Jazz wrote:

bitch please

Pfff trains with advertisements here are the worst
Trash Boat
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Trash Boat

LaVolpe024 wrote:

Only in Melbourne folks.

hahaha

9/10
Lewder
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Lewder

LaVolpe024 wrote:

Only in Melbourne folks.

but that doesn't say cunt
Jazz
674 posts
Joined March 2011
Jazz
"This train is cunted"

that doesn't sound better
Vish024
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Vish024
"Cunt" is basically a term of endearment here so you won't find it in the same context as the word "train".
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
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Azure_Kite
They could have made it a friendly message to the community, instead of a statement.

"This train is fucked, cunt."
Vish024
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Vish024
Nah that would seem too friendly, the community would feel patronised.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
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Azure_Kite
You mean they don't already?
Lewder
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Lewder
"Train's being a cunt mate"
Yoeri
433 posts
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Yoeri
This cunt is fucked

Wait
Azure_Kite
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Azure_Kite
Australians usually say that to describe someone who has ingested too much alcohol.
AutoMedic
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AutoMedic

Lewder wrote:

"Train's being a cunt mate"
Ten outta ten
Lewder
654 posts
Joined October 2012
Lewder

Azure_Kite wrote:

Australians usually say that to describe someone who has ingested too much alcohol.
When I spent time in Scotland i quickly realised that you can turn any noun into an adjective in order to describe someone who's benched.. er, plastered.. er, hammered
piruchan
753 posts
Joined October 2013
piruchan
Just wondering, when the word "asian" is said, why the eastern asian is what on people's mind? Why not the Indian, filipino, etc? They're asian.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
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Azure_Kite
I do think of Filipinos as asian. What are you even.
Vish024
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Vish024
It depends on geography. Here in Aus saying "Asian" usually implies people of an oriental persuasion, but in other parts of the world like the UK it tends to refer to South Asians specifically.
Lewder
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Lewder
because you're Seasians :^-D
Chamelo
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Chamelo

piruchan wrote:

Just wondering, when the word "asian" is said, why the eastern asian is what on people's mind? Why not the Indian, filipino, etc? They're asian.
Probably because we have "ASEAN" (Association of SouthEast Asia Nation) so that people will remember SE Asia countries easier than others, I guess.
AutoMedic
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AutoMedic

Azure_Kite wrote:

I do think of Filipinos as asian. What are you even.
But I am asian

fuckyou
Lewder
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Lewder
join my clan called sesame street gang please
AutoMedic
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AutoMedic
This isnt funny anymore guys



stop it
Azure_Kite
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Azure_Kite

Sonatora wrote:

Azure_Kite wrote:

I do think of Filipinos as asian. What are you even.
But I am asian

fuckyou
k.

I'm sitting here chuckling at the Steam StarForge forums. The company is *this* close to going under and are laying off their most experienced staff. The fanboys really dislike the truth on how the game's turned out, though.
Vish024
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Vish024
http://www.axegaming.co.za/about-us/

I think I see why they were unwilling to tell us more.
Lewder
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Lewder 











[size=150][b][i][u][color=#FFBFFF]OUR CLAN IDEA PLEASE[/color][/u][/i][/b][/size]
[b][i][u][color=#FFBFFF]again thats sesame streetvideo gamers gang.. please we could really use it...  :)  :)  :) [/color][/u][/i][/b]
Cyclohexane
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Cyclohexane

LaVolpe024 wrote:

http://www.axegaming.co.za/about-us/

I think I see why they were unwilling to tell us more.

oh wow man I even expected a mtn dew/doritos logo in there
Azure_Kite
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Azure_Kite


Yay for advocating multi-accounting.

Inb4 ppy just wildcard deletes any names with an AxE prefix.
Vish024
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Vish024
This stuff isn't even laughable. Why is there a website and entire community dedicated to all that? Someone's hard earned money is going into that.

Probably not hard earned but nonetheless.
Azure_Kite
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Azure_Kite



This guy's taste is as bad as his clan advertisement tactics.
Lewder
654 posts
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Lewder
2 days ago
AxE Rayden has updated the beatmap "AXE GAMING TRAINING - Happy"
2 days ago
AXE GAMING TRAINING - Happy has been revived from eternal slumber.
Lewder
654 posts
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Lewder
holy fuck this is his userpage
"Howzit Everyone. Im Here to have a blast and enjoy this game with all my friends. No one can tell me i suck or i shouldnt play this game cause i wont care. Im here to stay"
AutoMedic
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AutoMedic
He's worse than Rassmus

10/10 would slam his face with a steel chair until his nose bleeds
BrokenArrow
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BrokenArrow
i'd choose him over you anytime
AutoMedic
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AutoMedic

BrokenArrow wrote:

i'd choose him over you anytime
I still dont get why you hate me tho

Pointless rambling againts my adversaries is kinda stupid ya know
Ceph23
687 posts
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Ceph23
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Nothing is loading for me except for this godforsaken forum.
AutoMedic
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AutoMedic

Ceph23 wrote:

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Nothing is loading for me except for this godforsaken forum.
Probably because your browser loves OT and ITT
Blue Stig
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Blue Stig

Ceph23 wrote:

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Nothing is loading for me except for this godforsaken forum.
Twitch and youtube not loading?

Speaking of which...

SPOILER


You complete everything supergreatfriend.
Ceph23
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Ceph23
I just wanted to know a good chicken recipe for crying out loud.
Jazz
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Jazz

BrokenArrow wrote:

i'd choose him over you anytime
Charmanders are red Squirtles are blue if you were a Pokemon I'd choose you

okay that doesn't have any connection to the conversation I need to go to sleep
BrokenArrow
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BrokenArrow
that's the most beautiful confession of love I received today
Jazz
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Jazz
yw :3c
Kappa FrankerZ
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Kappa FrankerZ
i don't really understand the nickelback hate train

i mean, their music isn't great but it isn't terrible either

why is there no hate train for other meh sounding bands?
Granger
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Granger
Its like Justin Bieber, they somehow got famous with making bad music.
While others dont get rich for being talentless, so jealousy causes the hate.
Cyclohexane
osu! Alumni
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Cyclohexane
speaking of talentless hacks how about lou reed


(it's okay guys i'm only pretending to go on /mu/)
Tanzklaue
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Tanzklaue
rollercoasters with twisters and loops and shit aren't grounded in reality or physics, but just the massively erect dick of mankinds own hubris.

seriously, those things are not for normal people.

but the rest of the themepark was very nice and reminded me how much joy life can be.
Azure_Kite
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Azure_Kite


One rollercoaster I have no intention of riding, ever.
AutoMedic
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AutoMedic
thats one hell of a ride


adress
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
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Azure_Kite
A ride of death, actually. It's specifically designed to kill it's passengers. All aboard the euthanasia train! actually don't

It's all theoretical, and hasn't been made at a usable scale, but yeah.
piruchan
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piruchan
I'm glad I quit LoL, or China is just weird.

Irate Chinese League of Legends Player Slashes Friend Over Gameplay
Tanzklaue
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Tanzklaue
naturally after such an exciting amd exhausting day at an amusementpark i sleep for 2 hours and then can't sleep for the rest of the night.
Trash Boat
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Trash Boat

piruchan wrote:

I'm glad I quit LoL, or China is just weird.

Irate Chinese League of Legends Player Slashes Friend Over Gameplay
wow
Kyonko Hizara
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Kyonko Hizara
I'll ride rollercoasters til I vomit
Granger
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Granger
The science and physics behind rollercoasters are pretty interresting.

Twisters as example are designed to have your heart as ancor point (or atleast close to it) to avoid damage to your blood network thingy.
Thats why some roller coasters have height limintations, not only to make sure that nobody too small for the holders will ride it.
Trash Boat
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Trash Boat
about rollercoasters...

Chamelo
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Chamelo

Trash Boat wrote:

about rollercoasters...



Awesome :)
DothThouHoist
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DothThouHoist

Chamelo_Th wrote:

Trash Boat wrote:

about rollercoasters...



Awesome :)
Is that the new "Oculus Rift" game console? Looks cool...
But being pushed like that (considering it's supposed to be 3D)...
Would be utterly terrifying
Chamelo
432 posts
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Chamelo
Ocurus Rift... is like putting a screen in front of your eyes.
It's not a console, it's just another gaming gear.

Here is a youtuber casting games using Oculus Rift.

And yes, it would be really terrifying. :D
Bweh
486 posts
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Bweh
I played some spooky game on the Oculus Rift once. Luckily some guys showed up to show it off at some expo center on campus.

It was pretty impressive and engaging (though somewhat disorienting), but the game seemed pretty low-end so I couldn't take it too seriously.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
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Azure_Kite
Most Oculus Rift titles are pretty barebones/low end at present. Whether that's due to the developers spending more time playing around than developing for the title or the fidelity of the optics themselves, I guess it is what it is. With the improvements in resolution for the optics in the new version of the OR, I suppose the resolution issues will be lessened.

I've been watching Markiplier play with it a little bit, and most of his chosen games look like ass.
dNextGen
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dNextGen
Oculus Rift is a real threat for humanity
Trash Boat
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Trash Boat

dNextGen wrote:

Oculus Rift is a real threat for humanity
how? It's just Virtual Reality. take it easy, dude.
Aurani
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Aurani

Trash Boat wrote:

dNextGen wrote:

Oculus Rift is a real threat for humanity
how? It's just Virtual Reality. take it easy, dude.
Trash Boat
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Trash Boat
Aurani
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Aurani
I really hope it was, else he seriously needs to see a mental health care technician. :p
dNextGen
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dNextGen
why would i need one ?

it is indeed a threat though, i can explain it in a PhD-style thesis posts but aint going to do it since no one takes thing seriously in this place
Trash Boat
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Trash Boat
we can start to
Aurani
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Aurani
Well I would take it quite seriously, but the sad thing is that I don't think that should be the focal point of any "threat" discussion. Why? Because right at this moment, people are dying in wars, starving to death, suffering immense damage from the current economic crisis, and meanwhile all the kids (both physically and mentally) are living in their Anime world behind computer screens, talking about nonsense that could "ruin" the world.

No, I'm not saying that you are a child in any way (probably because I don't know you at all and have no right to say that) and I'm only answering on why no one really should be taking anything serious in OT. God forbid we start talking about the politics, economics or history - I would get cancer during the first hour of it.
Trash Boat
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Trash Boat
what about religion vs science? same result?
Granger
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Granger

Trash Boat wrote:

what about religion vs science? same result?
Its a can of worms. Just... dont.

Any discussions religion related are shitty because it all always comes down to "I cant prove it but MY oponion is fact.". n_n

Also, hi Aurani!
Aurani
762 posts
Joined January 2013
Aurani
My point was that you SHOULDN'T discuss serious matters on OT, because it is BOUND to end up in a retarded "ermeygewd I'm God yu suk" back and forth bashing quest, because most people here lack the common sense and guts to accept defeat when they get beaten in arguments.

Yo Gran-gran~
Trash Boat
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Trash Boat
whew... I thought somebody took off the website.. like, seriously there was nobody. Zero users total, zero users online, zero billion ranked plays
Kyonko Hizara
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Kyonko Hizara

Trash Boat wrote:

whew... I thought somebody took off the website.. like, seriously there was nobody. Zero users total, zero users online, zero billion ranked plays
So you were the person that sent me that screenshot on ask
Trash Boat
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Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
what? no, i get it too. it scared me a bit
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