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Azure_Kite wrote:

I'd rather not risk the paper cut.
you wont understand how much pain i went through

trick questions

people trying to steal my answers

and yes paper cuts
Kyonko Hizara

Sonatora wrote:

Azure_Kite wrote:

I'd rather not risk the paper cut.
you wont understand how much pain i went through

trick questions

people trying to steal my answers

and yes paper cuts
I wouldn't cheat off of you even if everything depended on it
kirueggy
Why do you think teachers lick their "turning paper" finger?

Sure it's nasty sometimes but better than bleeding for 6 hours
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kirueggy wrote:

Why do you think teachers lick their "turning paper" finger?

Sure it's nasty sometimes but better than bleeding for 6 hours
probably because they want to avoid paper cuts

erotic teachers are a different story
Granger
good morning
Bweh
good night
Kyonko Hizara

kirueggy wrote:

Why do you think teachers lick their "turning paper" finger?

Sure it's nasty sometimes but better than bleeding for 6 hours
It also helps to pull up the papers
Hika
i've been out the house all day long

hol e shit
UnderminE
oh it's Azure
Azure_Kite
It is :3
Ceph23
I've never seen/got a paper cut before.
I honestly thought it was a stupid made up injury that only existed in cartoons and books until a few years ago.
IppE
Lewder is being nice in GD.

The apocalypse is near.
AutoMedic
doom
Corin
Holy shit I fucking hate php
Jazz
Philippine Peso?
AutoMedic
probably the bbcode


if it's our currency, then why?
Dainesl
Who knows what it means? Nobody (Except the people who know what it means).
Azure_Kite
I'd say he's talking about the language.

php is annoying as fuck.
Corin
What Azure says, it's been so nice to me until I started with file system path sanitizing
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Azure_Kite wrote:

I'd say he's talking about the language.

php is annoying as fuck.
oh that php

now i get it
Dainesl
Have you played around with anything regarding it yet? I've heard that experimentation can be useful for learning new things, why not apply it here?!
Azure_Kite

Dainesl wrote:

Have you played around with anything regarding it yet? I've heard that experimentation can be useful for learning new things, why not apply it here?!
I used it to set up a myBB plugin for users to have customized user titles. Users would go into their preferences, and there would be four dropdown menus with Administrator defined words. The number of words a person could choose from was adjusted based on the number of posts they had.

Other than that, I have had a little experience using it at Uni, although I used it enough to determine that web development wasn't the area of expertise I had interest in.

I guess the shitty little thing in my sig also uses a tiny amount of PHP, but eh.
IppE

Sonatora wrote:

probably the bbcode
why
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How can I get started started with Unity, Azure? Is there any guides that can help me start out? I'm planning to develop some basic stuff at unity
BrokenArrow
http://unity3d.com/learn/tutorials/modules

literally 2 seconds of using google
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BrokenArrow wrote:

http://unity3d.com/learn/tutorials/modules

literally 2 seconds of using google
I'm talking about serious guides. Not some pathetic excuse of a text
Azure_Kite
Pretty much.

The tutorials are decent enough at getting you started. I tend to just use it for a heap of prototyping. One tip I will impart on you though. Never use a while loop in the Update function of a script. You will accidentally the world.
BrokenArrow

Sonatora wrote:

BrokenArrow wrote:

http://unity3d.com/learn/tutorials/modules

literally 2 seconds of using google
I'm talking about serious guides. Not some pathetic excuse of a text
did you even bother clicking the link
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Azure_Kite wrote:

Pretty much.

The tutorials are decent enough at getting you started. I tend to just use it for a heap of prototyping.
Well, if you insist.

On other note, I purchased a copy of Unity Pro. Only a month tho'.

best of luck to me
Azure_Kite
To be honest, man, the pro is a bit of a waste if you're only just getting into it. The vast majority (as in, 99.9999%) of stuff you will learn and need to learn is included within Unity free. I'm still using the free version, myself.

Pro allows for splashscreen free games, native shadows and different rendering paths. There are a few other things like occlusion culling and navmeshes, but shadows, culling and navmeshes are things you can literally do yourself with a little bit of research.
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Azure_Kite wrote:

To be honest, man, the pro is a bit of a waste if you're only just getting into it. The vast majority of stuff you will learn and need to learn is included within Unity free. I'm still using the free version, myself.
Oh, I see. It's a fine investment. People around me say I have a quick learning and attention span so I may be able to use that "Pro" feature at least for a few weeks. Since exams are over, I have a crap ton of time on my arsenal that I can spend learning Unity
Azure_Kite
Well, yeah. But you could do everything you wanted to do within free, and then when you're ready to expand, go pro and everything will be there and ready. Well, I guess you've already got it, but I think you'll find if your subscription runs out, you probably wouldn't miss much.
AutoMedic
I might be able to do something productive once in a while. I'll keep that in mind, thank you
Azure_Kite


This is what I've been working on recently :3
Lewder

IppE wrote:

Lewder is being nice in GD.

The apocalypse is near.
It's almost like I use OT as a dump to intentionally be a shitter in
Azure_Kite
Isn't that just OT, though?

Half these valhalla'd threads (There's only two at the moment, so yeah) pale in comparison to the awesomeness of older ones. Standards have dropped like a stone, yo.
Lewder
i keep hearing that but never seeing it
Azure_Kite
That's because the cool threads like "soon..." had been derelict for so long their awesomeness has been inadvertently deleted (puush's inactivity limit deciding to delete their content) or shitposted on (after the fact) into oblivion.
Lewder
so what is the "awesomeness" in pictures? photostops upon photoshops?
Azure_Kite
Nothing so trivially mediocre. Perhaps you will see, in time.
Bweh
Are you talking about content brought about by OT as a collective
Varetyr

Azure_Kite wrote:



This is what I've been working on recently :3
I just can't stop thinking about the possibilities on this kind of map.
Prepare your sick-bags <3
Oh and yeah, looks fun ~
Lewder

Azure_Kite wrote:

Nothing so trivially mediocre. Perhaps you will see, in time.

Brian OA wrote:

Are you talking about content brought about by OT as a collective
if so, brian is the only real content creator here nowadays
Corin
How corin fixes networking issues:
Buys new IP addresses because I can't be fucked to diagnose current routing issues.

Best part is it worked.
Lewder
I'm telling your clients on you I've got they motherfucekrs on speed dial just in case this happens
Corin

Lewder wrote:

I'm telling your clients on you I've got they motherfucekrs on speed dial just in case this happens
;_;
IppE

Corin wrote:

How corin fixes networking issues:
Buys new IP addresses because I can't be fucked to diagnose current routing issues.

Best part is it worked.
http://www.nux.ro/archive/2014/08/512k_ ... ryone.html
Azure_Kite
Whyever wouldn't it work!?

If a lane of traffic is out of order, simply buy a new one.
Zeraph
so how has this shithole been?

nvm still aids-topic as per usual.
Bweh

Zeraph wrote:

so how has this shithole been?

nvm still aids-topic as per usual.
Thank you for your contribution

You leave a path of intellectual and awe-inspiring posts in your wake—I can only hope to rise to your level so that I, too, can call OT a shithole and do nothing to improve it.
Trash Boat
Hi Zeraphlol

I have to start recovering my pace in the game
Zeraph
you can't improve this shit.
Azure_Kite
Protip: Your attitude hardly helps.
Yoeri
Not with that attitude
Trash Boat
and dat sig, who said that Zeraph?
Lewder
i'm not gonna lie i liked zeraph and i wish he's staying for a while :3
Bweh
That's cause you're one and the same
dNextGen
i just bought this thing and it easily beats any other headphone i've ever tried before (including the akg K1000)

grab it if you ever get the chance lads
Lewder
it's so fucking ugly though
IppE
Those are pretty good though, I've heard a lot of positive things about them.
Bweh

IppE wrote:

Those are pretty good though, I've heard a lot of positive things about them.
Is it worth the charge?
IppE
If you have that ~$300 laying around, sure. If not, I'd probably still steer for the ATH-M50s.

Or Superlux HD668B if you're really broke.
Hika

Yoeri wrote:

Not with that attitude
I had the most uncontrollable laugh holy shit.

good evening OT, I finally slept more than 3 hours, so beautiful
also Lewder-sama I'm sorry for being dead so long ;___;
Trash Boat
IppE, what do you need in exchange for that ad space?
IppE
lodsemone
Trash Boat
along with other things, this is what I found when searching for it. this may suit your needs

IppE
Mara

Trash Boat wrote:

along with other things, this is what I found when searching for it. this may suit your needs

kirueggy
I come back from disneyland and I see Azure is back although I cant really say that since I've only been here 4 months
Lewder

Hika wrote:

I'm sorry for being dead so long ;___;
so message me instead of posting here gooddddd ;~;
AutoMedic

Zeraph wrote:

you can't improve this shit.
No
Trash Boat
wow what happened to Mara? are you ok?
Corin
Obama happened
Bweh
She had fun
AutoMedic
she masturbated all day
Kyonko Hizara
Me irl
Azure_Kite
Oh my.
Kanye West
yeah yeah everyone masturbates

except me, i'm 100% pure

Kanye West
fuck, the gif didn't display

based peppy does not give a fuck
Trash Boat
somehow I managed to remember that name from somewhere idk precisely, maybe I saw it while passing by
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_West
Hika

Trash Boat wrote:

are you the real? somehow I managed to remember that name from somewhere idk precisely, maybe I hear it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_West
HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
AutoMedic
talk dirtee to me

im serious pm me now
Kyonko Hizara

Sonatora wrote:

talk dirtee to me

im serious pm me now
Trash Boat
what?
Hika

Sonatora wrote:

talk dirtee to me

im serious pm me now
"i didn't wash my hands after i went to the bathroom"

was that dirty enough?
AutoMedic

Kyonko Hizara wrote:

Sonatora wrote:

talk dirtee to me

im serious pm me now
This reminds me of my supplimentary class yesterday

yeah, did the same thing. whispered it on one of my classmates. my cheeks are all red because, guess why?

i dunt want to spoil your guesses
Kyonko Hizara

Hika wrote:

Sonatora wrote:

talk dirtee to me

im serious pm me now
"i didn't wash my hands after i went to the bathroom"

was that dirty enough?
It infected the cut on my leg
dkun

Hika wrote:

Sonatora wrote:

talk dirtee to me

im serious pm me now
"i didn't wash my hands after i went to the bathroom"

was that dirty enough?
disgusting.
Trash Boat
3:26 am.... ok that's enough for today. g' night OT see you in... 8, 9 hours
AutoMedic

dadkoon wrote:

disgusting.
10/10
Hika

dkun wrote:

disgusting.
I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAGUE?
AutoMedic
ITT : Dirty Talk

germs
Jazz

Hika wrote:

dkun wrote:

disgusting.
I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAGUE?
THE QUEUE WAS OVER 20000
we were supposed to play but everyone just went offline ;3;

edit: oh NA server is down, so no one can play anyway
Charles445
I think Scott Cawthon is going to end up being one of the nicest, funniest, and most sinister game developers we'll ever see.

http://puu.sh/aVY8p.png

Sticks an easter egg into his horror game and pretends like it's a glitch, what a guy
Shellghost
Hi Hika <3
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Shellghost wrote:

Hi Hika <3
ohmygod he's back

THE LORD OF OFF TOPIC HATH RETURNED

OH HAIL
Vuelo Eluko

Sonatora wrote:

Shellghost wrote:

Hi Hika <3
ohmygod he's back

THE LORD OF OFF TOPIC HATH RETURNED

OH HAIL
:|
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Hika

Shellghost wrote:

Hi Hika <3
yep

that was it

that's all i needed
dkun
man is it just me or is the butthurt levels through the roof today
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