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Cyclohexane
osu! Alumni
4,568 posts
Joined May 2009
Cyclohexane
Actually when someone ask me that, I answer honestly. If they keep going with like "omg but you're mr color you aren't supposed to have a favorite" then they get my permission to shut the fuck up


Happens more than you'd admit
Maybe I just hate small talk, what's the point of speaking if what you're saying is entirely pointless in an attempt to look sympathetic
Might as well discuss post-renaissance philosophy, it'll put me to sleep but at least you'll have made a better first impression
cheesiest
721 posts
Joined September 2009
cheesiest
Haha.

You don't even have the name cheesiest.

Everytime I'm in #osu, there's always someone responding to seeing my name by saying, "cheesiest your so cheesy XD" with a bunch of LOLs following it by other people

It's truly frightening.
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
Who the fuck would ask about a person their favorite colour anyway?
Zeraph
266 posts
Joined September 2012
Zeraph
hey gladi what's your favorite color cake? is it brown
Quaraezha
1,491 posts
Joined February 2011
Quaraezha
I bet no one could guess what my favorite color is.
Flanster
5,938 posts
Joined August 2010
Flanster

Quaraezha wrote:

I bet no one could guess what my favorite color is.
is it FUCHSIA?!!?!?!?111
Quaraezha
1,491 posts
Joined February 2011
Quaraezha
FUCK.
YOU SAW RIGHT THROUGH ME!
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat

Zeraph wrote:

hey gladi what's your favorite color cake? is it brown
nope. its cherry red
laport
1,240 posts
Joined June 2010
laport
spacecakes come in many colors
Zeraph
266 posts
Joined September 2012
Zeraph

laport wrote:

spacecakes come in many colors
amen
[ Pingu ]
743 posts
Joined October 2013
[ Pingu ]
why r we realy her agan?
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
because we want to know why do you have such bad grammar. lol JK. we are here to confess our sins, our achievements, our........ everything we feel we can tell here without too much judgment. and by the way, people whats your Zodiac symbol? I'm Libra
dNextGen
4,688 posts
Joined May 2010
dNextGen
its 2014 and people still believe about that zodiac shit ?
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23
Ok quick confession
I have this fear about being left behind by my friends and loved ones. Things happened during my childhood that caused me to go into this sad state whenever I feel that I am being left out or whenever I feel like I am just no longer necessary. And this happens quite often really, even what it's not the case, I still get that feeling. This is probably also the reason why I have major trust issues.

Which is why I prefer to do things alone and why I only have a small circle of friends who I trust completely.
It all sounds irrational and melodramatic, but it's just something that has always been gnawing at me.

Why I decided to post this I dunno.
Liiraye
1,354 posts
Joined December 2011
Liiraye
solution: stop watching emoshit anime and start watching quality stuff like naruto and sword art offline.

ignorant fool!

My lamp broke a few weeks ago and I still cba to change it. Instead I use this small ikea ones with a huge neck.
Chokladboll
190 posts
Joined November 2012
Chokladboll
I wish I was black
hersa37
116 posts
Joined November 2013
hersa37
I feel like punching my screen out of joy! Who cares about accuracy when you just started passing insane maps????!!:D
Hika
1,553 posts
Joined February 2010
Hika

Chokladboll wrote:

I wish I was black
are you fucking serious

might as well go die
Chokladboll
190 posts
Joined November 2012
Chokladboll

Hika wrote:

Chokladboll wrote:

I wish I was black
are you fucking serious

might as well go die
y
Liiraye
1,354 posts
Joined December 2011
Liiraye
but you are black?
Sethlied
98 posts
Joined July 2013
Sethlied

Chokladboll wrote:

I wish I was black
BIG LONG DICK but seriously though if you were I would put you in jail.
mathexpert
1,699 posts
Joined March 2011
mathexpert

Chokladboll wrote:

I wish I was black
why?
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
Fastest runners around and they get free bikes
Ven
85 posts
Joined August 2013
Ven
I once fapped when my mother was in the room. She somehow didn't notice.
SanicHegehog
SanicHegehog
im sanic
Vish024
2,640 posts
Joined December 2010
Vish024

mathexpert wrote:

Chokladboll wrote:

I wish I was black
why?
I suspect it's because he wants to be good at football and get laid every night non-stop. Like this dashing young bloke...well not so young nowadays but back then he was absolute dynamite.

Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old

SanicHegehog wrote:

im sanic
how fas ken u ran?
SanicHegehog
SanicHegehog

Apex wrote:

SanicHegehog wrote:

im sanic
how fas ken u ran?
very fas

i mesur mai speed in sanics

4 exmple 99999 mph = .01 sanic

i ken go 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...etc sanics

gota go fas
NotEvenDoomMusic
377 posts
Joined May 2012
NotEvenDoomMusic
Liiraye
1,354 posts
Joined December 2011
Liiraye
A friend told me he thought twilight was good so I decided to give it a try just to laugh at him.

I enjoyed the movies but didn't tell anyone. I still mock him for liking it.
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol

Liiraye wrote:

A friend told me he thought twilight was good so I decided to give it a try just to laugh at him.

I enjoyed the movies but didn't tell anyone. I still mock him for liking it.
fag
Liiraye
1,354 posts
Joined December 2011
Liiraye
It's not my proudest memory I must say
Zeraph
266 posts
Joined September 2012
Zeraph
a friend told me to read twilight cause it was good so i read the first book and i hated it.
then i saw the first movie.
i fucking hated it.
Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West

Zeraph wrote:

a friend told me to read twilight cause it was good so i read the first book and i hated it.
then i saw the first movie.
i fucking hated it.
you may want to reconsider your choices in friends
Zeraph
266 posts
Joined September 2012
Zeraph
no longer in america ezpz
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
you may want to get new friends
UnderminE
osu! Alumni
4,011 posts
Joined August 2010
UnderminE
damn pixels
Shellghost
543 posts
Joined March 2009
Shellghost
Pixels ruined my life.
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
then i suggest to not play any of the Bit.trip games
FireFoxZX
205 posts
Joined April 2013
FireFoxZX
i was once on a trash boat... i flipped it over with 2 people in it DX at camp
UnderminE
osu! Alumni
4,011 posts
Joined August 2010
UnderminE

Trash Boat wrote:

then i suggest to not play any of the Bit.trip games
then i suggest you to change your avatar, it hurts my eyes
Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old
Let's now talk about issues of political corruptions! 8-)
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
!faq politic
BanchoBot: Please refrain to discuss political stuff in #osu and in any forums other than GD
Tanzklaue
1,151 posts
Joined December 2010
Tanzklaue
I confess that i think that the rematered versions of the songs in cave story sound better than the original ones.
Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West

Tanzklaue wrote:

I confess that i think that the rematered versions of the songs in cave story sound better than the original ones.
BLASPHEMY
Ikikaera
149 posts
Joined January 2014
Ikikaera
I love flatchests and lolis.
Zeraph
266 posts
Joined September 2012
Zeraph
wow welcome to like the 75% or so pool of people that also enjoy fapping to little children. would you like some tea with your pedophilia?
YukinoDesuDesu
164 posts
Joined April 2012
YukinoDesuDesu
just call it pettanko
Ikikaera
149 posts
Joined January 2014
Ikikaera

Zeraph wrote:

wow welcome to like the 75% or so pool of people that also enjoy fapping to little children. would you like some tea with your pedophilia?
I never mentioned little children. Lolis aren't necessarily little children.
And flatchests aren't necessarily children either.

A few examples would be Taiga, Tsutsukakushi, Rikka, Merry nightmare, aria, kuroneko etc.
Ceph23
687 posts
Joined September 2013
Ceph23

Chris9427 wrote:

Zeraph wrote:

Lolis aren't necessarily little children.
Bullshit! You're either below 13 or you're not a loli.
Zeraph
266 posts
Joined September 2012
Zeraph
never implied flat chests = little children.
Blue Stig
378 posts
Joined November 2011
Blue Stig

Tanzklaue wrote:

I confess that i think that the rematered versions of the songs in cave story sound better than the original ones.
I confess that I switched to the old versions as soon as I heard the title screen so I can't comment on the remixes.
Except for the title screen.
That mix was heresy.
Yoeri
433 posts
Joined March 2012
Yoeri

Tanzklaue wrote:

I confess that i think that the rematered versions of the songs in cave story sound better than the original ones.
I have to agree, but just slightly. The remastered soundtrack just sounds more "full", I guess.

Chris9427 wrote:

Zeraph wrote:

wow welcome to like the 75% or so pool of people that also enjoy fapping to little children. would you like some tea with your pedophilia?
I never mentioned little children. Lolis aren't necessarily little children.
And flatchests aren't necessarily children either.

A few examples would be Taiga, Tsutsukakushi, Rikka, Merry nightmare, aria, kuroneko etc.
It's not really about how old they actually are, but about how old they look. I'm pretty sure you're not attracted to someone's age. The human brain doesn't work that way. By the way like half those characters are still underage.
Flat chests are fine, that's something different.
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen

Chris9427 wrote:

I fap to anime characters with flatchests and lolis.
fixed
Foxtrot
1,165 posts
Joined April 2012
Foxtrot
lolicon means attraction towards underage girls, not just specifically little children
Tanzklaue
1,151 posts
Joined December 2010
Tanzklaue

Kanye West wrote:

Tanzklaue wrote:

I confess that i think that the rematered versions of the songs in cave story sound better than the original ones.
BLASPHEMY
fite me IRL 1on1

i think we can all agree though that the "New" setting in music is really bad.

in other news, i got my bro cave story for his birthday today.
Saint_old
112 posts
Joined May 2012
Saint_old
i have a printed picture of peppy on my onahole that i use every night
UnderminE
osu! Alumni
4,011 posts
Joined August 2010
UnderminE
oh god
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
How truly horrifying

Vish024
2,640 posts
Joined December 2010
Vish024
I didn't even know what an onahole was until now. What the flying fuck.
UnderminE
osu! Alumni
4,011 posts
Joined August 2010
UnderminE

LaVolpe024 wrote:

I didn't even know what an onahole was until now. What the flying fuck.
You are getting old, Volpey :(
Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old

UnderminE wrote:

LaVolpe024 wrote:

I didn't even know what an onahole was until now. What the flying fuck.
You are getting old, Volpey :(
What's an onahole?
Zeraph
266 posts
Joined September 2012
Zeraph

Brian OA wrote:

ALLRIGHTT!
IppE
IppE

Apex wrote:

What's an onahole?
Fleshlight for the weeaboos.
WeedMaster_old
WeedMaster_old
Even though I am male, I have a female avatar, I am the 1%.
wanony
23 posts
Joined August 2012
wanony
Even though I am female, I have a male avatar, I am the 99%.
Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West
I'm a male and have a non-anime male avatar, I am the 0.00000001%
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol

Kanye West wrote:

I'm a male and have a non-anime male avatar, I am the 0.00000001%
Make that 0.00000002%
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
I'm a male and i switch avatar to whatever i feel like it. im the 7,777777%
777 Go for it
yurunneram
682 posts
Joined January 2012
yurunneram
I'm pudding and I like to pud people
mathexpert
1,699 posts
Joined March 2011
mathexpert

yurunneram wrote:

I'm pudding and I like to pud people
SPOILER
zeno61
111 posts
Joined December 2013
zeno61
I'm not on drugs!
And I am a humanoid built to dominate cheetos.
Sethlied
98 posts
Joined July 2013
Sethlied

zeno61 wrote:

I'm not on drugs!
And I am a humanoid built to dominate cheetos.
oh you
Ikikaera
149 posts
Joined January 2014
Ikikaera

WeedMaster wrote:

Even though I am male, I have a female avatar, I am the 1%.
More like 90%
Apex_old
736 posts
Joined May 2010
Apex_old
I am a male and the avatar is the male character I want to become, I am the 5%.
NotEvenDoomMusic
377 posts
Joined May 2012
NotEvenDoomMusic
I'm %
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper
herb
Tanzklaue
1,151 posts
Joined December 2010
Tanzklaue
I am male and i have kim pine as an avatar. everyone can go fuck themselves.
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silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
im silmarilen and i have an avatar
i am the only one
Ikikaera
149 posts
Joined January 2014
Ikikaera
I am a male and I have no problem with watching Shōjo Animes.
vipto
716 posts
Joined May 2011
vipto
haha
Tiisa
302 posts
Joined May 2013
Tiisa
I hate harem and ecchi anime
Trash Boat
4,403 posts
Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
liar
Fakiezi
16 posts
Joined July 2013
Fakiezi
I like big melons?
Yoeri
433 posts
Joined March 2012
Yoeri

mathexpert wrote:

yurunneram wrote:

I'm pudding and I like to pud people
SPOILER
Wrong GIF
- Shark -
- Shark -
I have an addiction to Lollipops covered in ham ~_~
DestinySonata
460 posts
Joined September 2011
DestinySonata
I wanted to go full alternate in taiko but it's near impossible, so I gave up. So here I am.
Kareov
349 posts
Joined July 2013
Kareov
I really don't want go to school tomorrow, who saves me plz?
Sethlied
98 posts
Joined July 2013
Sethlied

Kareov wrote:

I really don't want go to school tomorrow, who saves me plz?
Come on my child, let's go to heaven.
DaddyCoolVipper
342 posts
Joined July 2012
DaddyCoolVipper

Sethlied wrote:

Kareov wrote:

I really don't want go to school tomorrow, who saves me plz?
Come on my child, let's go to heaven.
Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West

Kareov wrote:

I really don't want go to school tomorrow, who saves me plz?
Just ditch school and smoke weed, it's how I got into med school

SPOILER: This is not actually how I got into med school. Be sure to carefully weigh the risks and benefits of ditching class before blazing it.
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Birdy
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Joined April 2011
Birdy
I did what Kanye said. Top advice, would do it again.

Anyway, I miss a lot of people who have quit, who I didn't even get to know properly. What the heck.
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
i stopped going to school, smoked weed, and now im studying physics at university

this is actually what happened, im not kidding.
note: this isnt the full story
DestinySonata
460 posts
Joined September 2011
DestinySonata

silmarilen wrote:

i stopped going to school, smoked weed, and now im studying physics at university

this is actually what happened, im not kidding.
note: this isnt the full story
awakened through the power of weed
Expository
1 post
Joined November 2013
Expository
I got a D my first try on the tutorial.
Kanye West
2,222 posts
Joined July 2011
Kanye West

Expository wrote:

I got a D my first try on the tutorial.
haha noob
Bweh
486 posts
Joined September 2012
Bweh
Tutorial stuck that D up your ass
Trash Boat
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Joined April 2013
Trash Boat
Gezo told me that in the last TWC they made some kind of ass joke. the rating of the team was like this: #1: A. #2: S. #3: S
laport
1,240 posts
Joined June 2010
laport

silmarilen wrote:

smoked weed
^
Zeraph
266 posts
Joined September 2012
Zeraph

laport wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

smoked
^
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