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silmarilen
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dNextGen


it's hard to watch 4 matches at the same time ;~;
thelewa

Azer
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
DaddyCoolVipper
silmarilen

thelewa wrote:


PERKELENENESSINA
silmarilen

Azer wrote:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
people should get banned on sight for even hinting towards this

(sorry for double post, didnt want to defile the other post with this shit)
Birdy
'attulO
Tanzklaue

thelewa wrote:


translate please
silmarilen
something about lewa being #3 in the world and he needs friends
Lucilia
test
silmarilen
it didnt work
Zeraph
looks like there's a shoutout to Mara at the bottom too.
Mianki
"thelewa (the world's #3 osu player) needs friends at osu!'s #finnish channel. With love moderator mara"

This was on the main screen here at Assembly lan party and there are a bit over 2500 peoples here.
Zeraph
I thought Mara hated #finnish
wat
dNextGen

silmarilen wrote:

Azer wrote:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
people should get banned on sight for even hinting towards this

(sorry for double post, didnt want to defile the other post with this shit)
unoriginal comment,i think someone posted similiar posts like that ages ago in a dota forum (not about Al Qaeda btw)

o right he play lol,no surprised
Cyclohexane

thelewa wrote:


why is the background not the babby
Mianki
FisHie won a drawing competition.
Foxtrot
I want to see Fishie's drawings!
silmarilen
i wish i couldve been there
Mianki

Dulcet wrote:

I want to see Fishie's drawings!
The theme was "Angry Birds loves you Assembly" so fishie drew a stripclub scene where the birds are the strippers doing the pole and the pigs are watching.
thelewa
"It's a club for patriotic gentlepigs"
Azer
stop making fun of me pls all i wanted is friends
Kanye West

silmarilen wrote:

i wish i couldve been there
yeah same

especially considering they were probably running short on niggers
Quaraezha
Good Morning.
I'm never awake around this time.

At least for non-school reasons.
Mianki

Kanye West wrote:

yeah same

especially considering they were probably running short on niggers
depends what you mean
Macacito
dont search about some russian crocodile drug on youtube please
cheesiest

Macacito wrote:

dont search about some russian crocodile drug on youtube please
it's really sad and devastating to see people's lives being so crippled.
silmarilen

Macacito wrote:

dont search about some russian crocodile drug on youtube please
been there done that, never again
Tsukimi Luna
I've been playing IB and Mad Father....
Im so scared to continue ;-;
Apex_old
I think I might be a little bit homosexual.
UnderminE
mou ikkai kocchimuite
Tsukimi Luna
I wish its Sunday morning for me too :/

Its already 12.36 am for me
cri
Work tomorrow


Here have some feels before i go to bed
Hika
morning hika
Ku... How can it be... Techniaclly, this is a legal post. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAAAAAT!
UnderminE
happy 50th page

morning 50th page
Blue Stig
hello Newman
silmarilen
oh we're at 1/20th already
Azer
wow sil our sig is so similar
DaddyCoolVipper
So is mine

#whoa
Tanzklaue
so today I decided to play football with my younger siblings since i had nothing better to do.

10 minutes in, I twisted my knee in ways it shouldn't be twisted because I slipped on mud. like, the one time I decide to do sports it bites back.

it still hurts like shit, I hope it's nothing serious.
Hika
it feels so nice to curse out a friend's mother.
Birdy
wow what a badass i bet you're a cool person irl
UnderminE
time to go out of city, 10 days of vacation
Zeraph
bye bye
Azer
rip
DaddyCoolVipper

UnderminE wrote:

time to go out of city, 10 days of vacation
I hope you have a lot of fun.

...

...

unf unf unf ♂
Aqo
ate ice cream before going to sleep

woke up with sore throat

/cri
Kanye West

Tanzklaue wrote:

so today I decided to play football with my younger siblings since i had nothing better to do.

10 minutes in, I twisted my knee in ways it shouldn't be twisted because I slipped on mud. like, the one time I decide to do sports it bites back.

it still hurts like shit, I hope it's nothing serious.
if it still hurts

see a fucking doctor thanks
Quaraezha
Posting in Page 50

EDIT: Mother Fucker


Thank the shitposting assholes.
Kanye West
SPOILER ALERT

i am godot
Quaraezha

Kanye West wrote:

SPOILER ALERT

i am godot
I like my girls how I like my coffee

With a spoon in them
Hika
i like my boys how i like my black people

dead
Birdy
I like my Hika how I like my cereals

sprinkled all over my titties
Kanye West
wow everyone except qua ruined it
Hika

Kanye West wrote:

wow everyone except qua ruined it
why aren't you in my backyard
dNextGen

Quaraezha wrote:

Kanye West wrote:

SPOILER ALERT

i am godot
I like my girls how I like my coffee

With a spoon in them
i read that as 2girls1cup realted thingy
Kanye West

Hika wrote:

Kanye West wrote:

wow everyone except qua ruined it
why aren't you in my backyard
because you're going to rape me duh
Bweh

Quaraezha wrote:

Kanye West wrote:

SPOILER ALERT

i am godot
I like my girls how I like my coffee

With a spoon in them
Quaraezha
dNextGen
big up statik nigger bird for showing me this



i feel like living in post-apocalypse era under Hitler's leadership whenever i listen to this
Birdy
wait did I show that somewhere (or are you just referring to Ektoplazm in general?)

either way, you're welcome
Quaraezha
Tanzklaue

Kanye West wrote:

Tanzklaue wrote:

so today I decided to play football with my younger siblings since i had nothing better to do.

10 minutes in, I twisted my knee in ways it shouldn't be twisted because I slipped on mud. like, the one time I decide to do sports it bites back.

it still hurts like shit, I hope it's nothing serious.
if it still hurts

see a fucking doctor thanks
b-but the only doctor who is in reach is an incredible douchebag, if you aren't a handball player (he was once affiliated with the national team I believe), a sportsplayer overall or have something ridiculously complicated (like super complicated fractures), then he will look down at you with spite and he won't do his job properly.

I am a fat nerd and I'm awkward around people, if I can avoid a confrontation with that ass I will gladly do that.
GladiOol
stop being fat and a nerd and then see the doctor.


you'll solve three problems at once, fucking win/win situation.
Cyclohexane

UnderminE wrote:

mou ikkai kocchimuite
Oh no.

UnderminE wrote:

mou ikkai
OH NO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



OH GOD HELP ME I'M STUCK AGAIN
dNextGen

Static Noise Bird wrote:

wait did I show that somewhere (or are you just referring to Ektoplazm in general?)

either way, you're welcome
FSOL aint as good as that thing though <3

Tanzklaue wrote:

b-but the only doctor who is in reach is an incredible douchebag, if you aren't a handball player (he was once affiliated with the national team I believe), a sportsplayer overall or have something ridiculously complicated (like super complicated fractures), then he will look down at you with spite and he won't do his job properly.

I am a fat nerd and I'm awkward around people, if I can avoid a confrontation with that ass I will gladly do that.
stop being fat,nerd and yell at that fucking doctor,fucking tell him to do his job properly

if you're a dude and cant do that then i suggest you to do a genital surgery
Jarby
cool misogyny bro
Bweh
Dammit Tanz, stop being a pussy and grow some balls. Otherwise you might as well lose them (physically).

As you are, you're no better than a woman; you'd fail to represent the pinnacle of white cis male privilege. I might as well just marry you right now and start oppressing you until you can bear my seed if you can't even approach a fellow male privilege for the sake of healing your own goddamn injuries.
Birdy

dNextGen wrote:

Static Noise Bird wrote:

wait did I show that somewhere (or are you just referring to Ektoplazm in general?)

either way, you're welcome
FSOL aint as good as that thing though <3
what are you implying
dNextGen
FSOL is bad Ektoplazm is good
Tsukimi Luna
sleepiness can kill

And so does this video


Mr Color wrote:



OH GOD HELP ME I'M STUCK AGAIN
GODAMMIT U INFECTDED ME EMEMDSAOCSCO
DaddyCoolVipper

Brian OA wrote:

I might as well just marry you right now

Birdy

dNextGen wrote:

FSOL is bad Ektoplazm is good
FSOL is my alltime favourite band FYI motherfucker
silmarilen
FSOL sucks (what is FSOL?)
Birdy
silmarilen
no (also reply 777)
Hika
So like, I'm doing my homework right, and I feel like I want to go outside instead of sitting in a chair all day, so I walk out the back and I notice that there's a bike next to my mother's plants. I recalled a few days ago where I was walking and I saw my brother on a bike.

The funny thing is, we don't own a bike.
silmarilen
.
dNextGen

silmarilen wrote:

you're a nigger, you own all the bikes in the world
dont forget chicken
Birdy
don't forget basketballs
don't forget watermelon
silmarilen
i broke osu
Tanzklaue

silmarilen wrote:

i broke osu
just admit that you suck
what happened?
silmarilen
dunno, at the start of the map my screen flashed black and then everything exploded
Shohei Ohtani
I'd like to congratulate Gou Matsuoka on her acceptance into the CDFA Waifu Club

Her high marks in datassery waifu qualities have made her a fine addition to this ever growing team.
Bweh
Saber is the one true waifu
Shohei Ohtani

Brian OA wrote:

Saber is the one true waifu
>Having one waifu
>2013
Bweh
>polygamy
>implying you and your waifus aren't a bunch of sluts
Shohei Ohtani

Brian OA wrote:

>polygamy
>implying you and your waifus aren't a bunch of sluts
:(

M-M-My waifus aren't sluts! D: They just all think I'm super kawaii!~
Yoeri
>implying he even cares
silmarilen
bu,per pls
DaddyCoolVipper
It's pretty bad to have multiple waifus.
Yoeri
I'm have like
the worst luck when posting.
Birdy
You're have like
the worst English when posting
Yoeri
fuck im cri
sry
Kyonko Hizara
Hi I'm back
Bweh
refer to OP

So hey, I decide to draw muh waifu in some sexy lingerie because yeah

I ask my brother to check my sketch for any mistakes. He calls me a pervert and tells everybody I was drawing porn.

I ask some Skype drones to check for any mistakes. They ask me why isn't she naked.

Where the hell is the middle ground here
DaddyCoolVipper
Send it to me, baby.
Kyonko Hizara

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

Send it to me, baby.
Birdy
h-hello, waifu >///////<
Kyonko Hizara
I have returned from the amazing convention adventures
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