Once upon a time I woke up in a glowing sacred forest. A little white fox woke me up and brought me a dead rat. It could speak some languages, and I was disorientated and apparently knew English and 1337 speak. The fox licked my face and told me to eat the rat. I said "lol no wai noob y i eat no cookde rat i look dum?" The fox didn't understand why I didn't like non-cooked rats. Then the fox told me to follow it. So I staggered around a bit after pulling myself to my feet. I was a bipedal creature with fur in various places such as the head and others that will go unmentioned for now. So the fox started scampering across rocks and logs and stuff looking back at me every once in a while to see if I was following. The way it hopped around kind of looked like it was a dragon (it's tail followed after it's hops). I followed the fox around the forest and we passed a beautiful waterfall and stuff. The humidity of the wonderfully cool water licked my skin. I felt alive and enjoyed being alive and stuff. Soon after following the fox for about 30 more seconds the world around me faded away. I was in darkness kinda like that background you can use in the Spore Creature Creator. I could still feel a ground and I still stood on it and stuff. After a second or two of confusion two goblin-like creatures stood before me and the fox. They had swords and shields and were dressed in steel battle-worn armour and stuffz. One of the goblins stepped forward and said "Azzerath, we have come to slay you."
The fox said "What do you want with me?"
"You cannot stop the masters plans, Azzerath, you must die now"
The other goblin mentioned another creature in the void, I think he was reffering to me."
I thought the fox must be cool or something so I challenged them a fight for the fox's life to the death, and all that jazz.
The goblins raised their swords and charged at me with a powerful force.
Fortunately for me I had the powers of uber-micro on my said.
I let out an amazing battle cry with echo and stuff like in dragon balls super saiyans and stuff.
"LOL PWNT!"
Soon the goblins were lying on the ground in front of me lacking heads.
On the upper-right of the blackness I saw a score counter that said Pokebis *headshot symbol* Goblin1 and Pokebis *headshot symbol* Goblin2.
The sacred forest faded back and stuff.
The fox turned around and said it owed me it's life and I have it's deepest gratitude or something. I said "k."
After walking some more we found a kingdom. Apparently the fox recognized it as the Kingdom of Fastefulize. Apparently this wasn't the fox's destination, but we went in anyways because we're cool like that. Then we had an epic adventure and stuff that involved ninjas, pirates, cyborgs, and germans. Then eventually we got into the heavily guarded kings chamber.
"Who dares bother my kinglyness?" Said an incredibly large silhouette.
"It is I, Azzerath," said the white fox.
"Me," was my reply.
The silhouette immediately ordered a bunch of haxing n00bs on us. But they were no match for my l33t skillz.
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WHAT!?!?" Scremed the silhouette.
I said "lol n00b u suck i pwn u lololollloolololol."
Then I pwnt him.
The world faded again except this time it was white and all sparky.
A farie-like creature flew down from somewhere really high or something.
"Pokebis, you have defeated Fastefulize."
I said "lol wut?"
Apparently my name was Pokebis.
I was also the chosen hero and stuff and was all epic and awesome and 1337 and stuff.
So then I was teleported to Earth to serve the role of a human being.
My nickname online has been Pokebis ever since.
EDIT: I'm the hero of 1337ness BTW