Ok, let's condense and organise this fun silliness a little. I hope I don't miss anything. WIP. Things are listed in roughly the order they are mentioned.
Dramatis personae:
peppy: Roughly the deity of the game world, the essence of music and rhythm that makes everything tick. His power is suppressed by Saturos when he is infected by Gabe, but he first manages to set the chosen heroes on their journey.
Gabe: The true antagonist of the game, a despised virus that shuns all logic and rhythm. He manages to infect Saturos, messing up all rhythm in the world and creating monsters such as the dreaded "Ekuaiyo".
Saturos: peppy's emissary, rhythm given physical form. Greatly respected throughout the game world. He is corrupted by the Gabe virus and is blamed for the resulting turmoil. Overkill attack is Billion Blast, where the whole planet is turned into a hit circle, which is then tapped for 1.000.000.000 points.
buraimaster1234: Saturos' second in command, a grizzled and highly efficient assassin whose ultimate attack is Shotgun Symphony. Assaults the heroes a few times throughout their journey.
Eiji: Enigmatic merchant who knows more than he lets on. Guides the heroes along on certain parts of the plot. Tends to charge ridiculously high prices for his wares.
James: An aloof, morally ambiguous character (what is gm?).
Kharl: The King of something. Saturos pressures him to rule according to Gabe's designs, so he responds by covertly trying to hand over power to Luigihann. Being King in a world where rhythm rules all, he has control over tempo and can increase, decrease, arrest or otherwise disrupt and manipulate it.
Luigihann: Leader of a band of delinquents in the rundown slums, who go around the city drawing graffiti to make it a more lively looking place.
Echo49: An engineer and inventor without peer, creator of Banchobot (well, that last part is actually true)
Sinistro: A wise sage that helps the heroes by providing information on gameplay etc. Think tutorial person + Gaspar from Chrono Trigger.
awp: A somewhat annoying, comic relief, but also destructively erratic recurring boss who doesn't really heed his superiors, may join the heroes' side later on.
Reikin and Moomanibe: The destined heroes who can keep their personal rhythm after everyone else starts losing it due to Gabe's influence. Reikin at some point has his abilities copied and the optional super hard boss is extrapolated from them.
Rolled: A devious person with a deceptively good-natured appearance. He appears to go along with Saturos/Gabe's plans but secretly plots to overthrow him.
TiZ: A nightmarish looking boss who dwells in a twisted castle with Escher architecture, guarding the entrance to Saturos's adobe. Uses darkness and void-based attacks.
AgentBA8Rookbie: A...penguin with spiky hair...who accompanies the heroes at certain parts of the game. Uses a guitar.
mtmcl: Boss who attacks by drawing enemies etc. on a..."touchbad".
Loginer: Leader of the LOL pirates, the heroes hijack his ship when they need to cross a body of water. He comes after them in a new ship he "downloaded". Uses a variety of WTF attacks, like twirling a leek rapier.
Plot, gameplay, attacks, items etc. to be added later, I guess.
Dramatis personae:
peppy: Roughly the deity of the game world, the essence of music and rhythm that makes everything tick. His power is suppressed by Saturos when he is infected by Gabe, but he first manages to set the chosen heroes on their journey.
Gabe: The true antagonist of the game, a despised virus that shuns all logic and rhythm. He manages to infect Saturos, messing up all rhythm in the world and creating monsters such as the dreaded "Ekuaiyo".
Saturos: peppy's emissary, rhythm given physical form. Greatly respected throughout the game world. He is corrupted by the Gabe virus and is blamed for the resulting turmoil. Overkill attack is Billion Blast, where the whole planet is turned into a hit circle, which is then tapped for 1.000.000.000 points.
buraimaster1234: Saturos' second in command, a grizzled and highly efficient assassin whose ultimate attack is Shotgun Symphony. Assaults the heroes a few times throughout their journey.
Eiji: Enigmatic merchant who knows more than he lets on. Guides the heroes along on certain parts of the plot. Tends to charge ridiculously high prices for his wares.
James: An aloof, morally ambiguous character (what is gm?).
Kharl: The King of something. Saturos pressures him to rule according to Gabe's designs, so he responds by covertly trying to hand over power to Luigihann. Being King in a world where rhythm rules all, he has control over tempo and can increase, decrease, arrest or otherwise disrupt and manipulate it.
Luigihann: Leader of a band of delinquents in the rundown slums, who go around the city drawing graffiti to make it a more lively looking place.
Echo49: An engineer and inventor without peer, creator of Banchobot (well, that last part is actually true)
Sinistro: A wise sage that helps the heroes by providing information on gameplay etc. Think tutorial person + Gaspar from Chrono Trigger.
awp: A somewhat annoying, comic relief, but also destructively erratic recurring boss who doesn't really heed his superiors, may join the heroes' side later on.
Reikin and Moomanibe: The destined heroes who can keep their personal rhythm after everyone else starts losing it due to Gabe's influence. Reikin at some point has his abilities copied and the optional super hard boss is extrapolated from them.
Rolled: A devious person with a deceptively good-natured appearance. He appears to go along with Saturos/Gabe's plans but secretly plots to overthrow him.
TiZ: A nightmarish looking boss who dwells in a twisted castle with Escher architecture, guarding the entrance to Saturos's adobe. Uses darkness and void-based attacks.
AgentBA8Rookbie: A...penguin with spiky hair...who accompanies the heroes at certain parts of the game. Uses a guitar.
mtmcl: Boss who attacks by drawing enemies etc. on a..."touchbad".
Loginer: Leader of the LOL pirates, the heroes hijack his ship when they need to cross a body of water. He comes after them in a new ship he "downloaded". Uses a variety of WTF attacks, like twirling a leek rapier.
Plot, gameplay, attacks, items etc. to be added later, I guess.