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Foxtrot
What's even more disturbing is that most of the times we don't realize what we're doing unless someone tells us so.
Restless Spirit
YES.

And I am one of those people who tell other people what they're doing unconciously. It's funny seeing their reactions to that.
Jarby

boat wrote:

I've really been more cheerful and positive lately because of him
<3
Hika

Dulcet wrote:

What's even more disturbing is that most of the times we don't realize what we're doing unless someone tells us so.
This actually reminds me of something.

For the past few months, people have been telling me that I've been acting oddly as in the way I respond to things or the way I act on certain things. It was drawn that I was probably depressed. Only a month and a week ago have I realized that I probably am. I don't know why I'm depressed but it turns out that even my mother and stepfather have caught it and naturally, they don't pay much attention to me because I don't tell them about myself emotion wise. I've come to the conclusion that the only way to be content is to be depressed, because if you're happy, you worry a lot more than you normally would when you're depressed.

There may be random moments where when you're happy, you may wonder why you're so happy or why you even get a chance to taste this happiness. When you're depressed, there's no worrying need to be done because the damage is just there. The only thing you could possibly think about is "where is the happiness?" when you're in this position. There's just no other way to put depression and happiness as this is the way that I see it.

If I'm depressed, I wonder why I can't seem to accept it. I think I'm doing just great and I've been getting good out of life.
boat

Jarby wrote:

boat wrote:

I've really been more cheerful and positive lately because of him
<3
oh shut up you
Cyclohexane

Brian OA wrote:

When someone gets to know you more, they start to learn all your weakest points.
I have friend-zoned every girl that has known me that well.
the term friendzone has such a negative meaning stuck to it

as if friendship in itself isn't something worth a damn
Jarby

Mr Color wrote:

the term friendzone has such a negative meaning stuck to it

as if friendship in itself isn't something worth a damn
Yeah, you only really hear it from entitled losers who only consider befriending women if they can fuck them.

boat wrote:

Jarby wrote:

<3
oh shut up you
:(
Kanye West
i'm very misogynistic
silmarilen
hater
Hika
i have the exact same hatred for men and women all alike
Seph
I'm actually impressed with people who can still hold on to something that hurts them a lot. Well probably because I can't, but yeah, I find them amazing but I do hope they realize that some things aren't just meant to go their way.
Bweh

Mr Color wrote:

the term friendzone has such a negative meaning stuck to it

as if friendship in itself isn't something worth a damn
I don't really mean it in a negative way though--I'm still on pretty good terms with them.

I realize friend-zone has a negative connotation in some sense, but that's really only for people that are desperate to be in a relationship.

Seph wrote:

I'm actually impressed with people who can still hold on to something that hurts them a lot. Well probably because I can't, but yeah, I find them amazing but I do hope they realize that some things aren't just meant to go their way.

The thing about love in any form (romantic, affectionate, friendly, whatever) is that it makes you vulnerable. It can bring you lots of happiness and fun, yeah, but it can bring you just as much pain. At this point you should ask yourself whether or not it's worth it in the end. <insert famous quote by Tennyson here>
SephRaz
I friendzoned 2 girls in my past.
Kanye West
i wanna be cool too

i friendzoned my mom 8-)
Hika

Kanye West wrote:

i wanna be cool too

i friendzoned my mom 8-)
how did u do that
bidizana
Really confused p.p
I don't know
Oh, God... o////o
boat
I had a dream. I usually never have dreams.

It was INSANELY weird though.
Restless Spirit

Kanye West wrote:

i wanna be cool too

i friendzoned my mom 8-)
You did what?
Wojjan

Kanye West wrote:

i'm very misogynistic
try to be less so
Kaona

Kanye West wrote:

i'm very misogynistic
oh :[
Foxtrot

Kanye West wrote:

i'm very misogynistic
me too
Kanye West

Dulcet wrote:

Kanye West wrote:

i'm very misogynistic
me too
high five bro

we are the master race
Foxtrot
women who are taught anything but sandwich making are the ruins of our society
Kanye West
Ok maybe misogynistic is a bit strong

More like, traditional gender roles

I belong in the 1500s
Yoeri
misandry4life
Foxtrot

Kanye West wrote:

Ok maybe misogynistic is a bit strong

More like, traditional gender roles

I belong in the 1500s
i can see you wearing tights
Kanye West
Powder wigs were the shit
Tiisa
I stole a pack of bubblegum when I was 6 and burnt it in our sauna because I was so scared of getting caught by the police.
South

Tiisa wrote:

I stole a pack of bubblegum when I was 6 and burnt it in our sauna because I was so scared of getting caught by the police.
lol'd
Kanye West

Tiisa wrote:

I stole a pack of bubblegum when I was 6 and burnt it in our sauna because I was so scared of getting caught by the police.
Damn, fucking Finns

You probably dispose of corpses in your saunas too
South
blew my load on a girls back once...... then on her belly button a couple days later....

was pretty cool

judge me all you want OT
Hika

KingFloyd wrote:

blew my load on a girls back once...... then on her belly button a couple days later....

was pretty cool

judge me all you want OT
you wot mate

wtf

judged you sick fuck
Varetyr
ITT : we post sexual things that are neither funny nor interesting

Well yeah, that's cool, I guess
Tiisa

Kanye West wrote:

Tiisa wrote:

I stole a pack of bubblegum when I was 6 and burnt it in our sauna because I was so scared of getting caught by the police.
Damn, fucking Finns

You probably dispose of corpses in your saunas too
Well, it was summer so it was the only fire I was able to use.
Topic Starter
Aeidxst

Tiisa wrote:

I stole a pack of bubblegum when I was 6 and burnt it in our sauna because I was so scared of getting caught by the police.
Ahahaha what the actual fuck






I liked that.
Tanzklaue

Tiisa wrote:

I stole a pack of bubblegum when I was 6 and burnt it in our sauna because I was so scared of getting caught by the police.
it's cute because that's actually what most 6 year olds in that situation would have done I think.
Seph

KingFloyd wrote:

blew my load on a girls back once...... then on her belly button a couple days later....

was pretty cool

judge me all you want OT
...

wtf
Foxtrot

KingFloyd wrote:

blew my load on a girls back once...... then on her belly button a couple days later....

was pretty cool

judge me all you want OT
go away
boat
nevermind this is so wrong
Yoeri

KingFloyd wrote:

blew my load on a girls back once...
That's one weird fetish.
dkun
I understand this is the Confess thread, and I also understand this is Off-Topic, but please have a sense of what "safe for work" discussion is.
Cyclohexane
#toomuchinformation
#thingsiwishididntknowabout
dNextGen
safe for work discussion is boring :( :( :( pls dont yell at me dkon :(

ok i deliever sfw discussion

i cried a lot because of this song,it's such a pain in my eyes but i kinda love it,what is this all about

Topic Starter
Aeidxst

KingFloyd wrote:

blew my load
Good job.
Kanye West

Aeidxst wrote:

KingFloyd wrote:

blew my load
Good job.
Bweh

Aeidxst wrote:

KingFloyd wrote:

blew my load
Good job.
Figs don't count, King.
Cyclohexane
Can we move on already?
ZefxMeep
Well , I cheated on last examination ><
Kanye West
pff, what'd you do? peek at the other guy's paper? share test answers? write notes on your hands and arms? slip in a cheat sheet? weak stuff.

during my freshman year of high school, some kid somehow got access to a teacher's gradebook, changed his grade to an A, and never got caught. He did this from a computer lab (grades were on the school network and all you needed to get in was a teacher's login and password, yeah fucking terrible security, school fucking deserves for this to happen).
dkun

Kanye West wrote:

pff, what'd you do? peek at the other guy's paper? share test answers? write notes on your hands and arms? slip in a cheat sheet? weak stuff.

during my freshman year of high school, some kid somehow got access to a teacher's gradebook, changed his grade to an A, and never got caught. He did this from a computer lab (grades were on the school network and all you needed to get in was a teacher's login and password, yeah fucking terrible security, school fucking deserves for this to happen).
this is most schools
I TA'd for a teacher who was also one of my teachers for a core class

guess who got a free A
Zeraph

dkun wrote:

this is most schools
I TA'd for a teacher who was also one of my teachers for a core class

guess who got a free A
Teachers are lazy as hell. Letting TA's input grades on the gradebook is literally just asking for any kid with access to mess with their own grade. g-g gj dkun

ontopic in offtopic: I need to go to sleep. 6:30am. ;o;..
UnderminE

Kanye West wrote:

pff, what'd you do? peek at the other guy's paper? share test answers? write notes on your hands and arms? slip in a cheat sheet? weak stuff.

during my freshman year of high school, some kid somehow got access to a teacher's gradebook, changed his grade to an A, and never got caught. He did this from a computer lab (grades were on the school network and all you needed to get in was a teacher's login and password, yeah fucking terrible security, school fucking deserves for this to happen).
i stole Math exam questions from the teacher's bag which was on the desk. And the teacher was next to the bag. Then i got caught while i was turning back to my seat (since stupid students suddenly gathered around me), he took me to the teachers' room. i was saying "sir i didn't do it" in a shitty way of acting. Then our history teacher came and said "Hey Dilek never would do that"

Then maths teacher let me go.

Then we all passed the exam with good grades.

That teacher still hates me.

i love my history teacher.
Rantai
Why cheat when you can legitimately get A's with no effort, because the education system is so diluted.

I once stole a marble when I was young. I still have it to this day.
Cyclohexane
Cheated for many tests, never got caught.

My finest moment was probably a math test where I had my notebook ON THE TABLE next to my test sheet and the teacher didn't even tell me anything.
cheesiest

Mr Color wrote:

Cheated for many tests, never got caught.

My finest moment was probably a math test where I had my notebook ON THE TABLE next to my test sheet and the teacher didn't even tell me anything.

teachers are wonderful people
boat
Go figure, over here teachers couldn't care less if you cheat, as it's your own loss.

I cheated through all three of my college years.
Fabi
If it is school, then its not that worrying.
Varetyr

UnderminE wrote:

i stole Math exam questions from the teacher's bag which was on the desk. And the teacher was next to the bag. Then i got caught while i was turning back to my seat (since stupid students suddenly gathered around me), he took me to the teachers' room. i was saying "sir i didn't do it" in a shitty way of acting. Then our history teacher came and said "Hey Dilek never would do that"
Haha, I had a similar story, this happens quite often actually. I love it when people think I'm an angel.
Devalix_old
Am I the only one around here who has never cheated on a test?
Tanzklaue

Devalix wrote:

Am I the only one around here who has never cheated on a test?
no, though I tried it like once or twice, but didn't got anything out of it since I'm atrocious at cheating.

also I dslike cheating in any form or shape, so I'm lucky that I didn't need to cheat to go through school.
silmarilen
i cheated the useless subjects (french, german, history, dutch, geography, stuff that you will never use in your daily life and doesnt interest you)
Topic Starter
Aeidxst
i stole my penis back from the teacher's bag which was on the desk. And the teacher was next to the bag. Then i got caught while i was turning back to my seat (since horny female students suddenly gathered around my dick), she took me to the teachers' room. i was saying "bby i ain't gonna do it" in a classy way of acting. Then our history teacher came and said "give it back" while stripping.

Then I threw my dick at math teacher's face.

It also did hit the history teacher's face like a boomerang and got back to my palm.

Then three of us started to take our clothes off.

i love my history teacher.
Devalix_old
the f is wrong with you
Topic Starter
Aeidxst
You'll get used to it in no time, like the rest of the community did.
silmarilen
what the fuck aei
Kanye West
10/10 story aei would read again
UnderminE
What a stupidity
Kyonko Hizara
My anxiety problems are so bad
Topic Starter
Aeidxst

Kanye West wrote:

10/10 story aei would read again
ikr it leaves a vacancy on reader. you don't even know how to keep going in life when it ends.

oh right, no offense there, UnderminE!
UnderminE
offense my ass
boat
I would
Topic Starter
Aeidxst
NO OFFENSE MINEY PLS
UnderminE
sure why not
GladiOol
I used to be uncertain about everything. Now I'm not so sure.
Babukus

Kyonko Hizara wrote:

My anxiety problems are so bad
^

Confession: I have agoraphobia, but I'm dealing with it rather well atm.
Hika
i actually have all the answers to my physics exam because the teacher literally gives no fucks

this is probably the third time i've cheated on something and every time I cheated, it was for this class specifically

that guy hates me forever so i don't think i should care if i cheat or not
vape
Kanye West
since when was having long hair an indicator for homosexuality anyways

you can never really distinguish sexual orientation by personal appearance

you have to either take their word for it ** ***** *** **** * ****
vape

Kanye West wrote:

since when was having long hair an indicator for homosexuality anyways

you can never really distinguish sexual orientation by personal appearance

you have to either take their word for it ** ***** *** **** * ****
People shouldn't but they do. If people mistake me for a girl (frequently, from behind), and I tell them I'm a dude, it does come up sometimes.
Jarby

Kanye West wrote:

since when was having long hair an indicator for homosexuality anyways

you can never really distinguish sexual orientation by personal appearance
A lot of people substitute gay as a word for feminine, hence why you will be called gay for owning something pink, having long hair or wearing a t-shirt with a non-standard neckline; it's a fun kind of insult that doubles as homophobic AND misogynistic! All of my homosexual friends have short hair anyway, so ???
Froslass
I confess I am afraid of bees
Kanye West

Jarby wrote:

Kanye West wrote:

since when was having long hair an indicator for homosexuality anyways

you can never really distinguish sexual orientation by personal appearance
A lot of people substitute gay as a word for feminine, hence why you will be called gay for owning something pink, having long hair or wearing a t-shirt with a non-standard neckline; it's a fun kind of insult that doubles as homophobic AND misogynistic! All of my homosexual friends have short hair anyway, so ???
u gay bro??!??!!?
Jarby
Bro, I'll be your gay bro, bro.
Razer
I confess, that I'll cry if my CAT dies :D
thelewa

uguu wrote:

I originally grew my hair out for my mom who always wanted another daughter.

I like it now, though. And I'm straight.
hi
Tanzklaue

Blue Dragon wrote:

I confess I am afraid of bees
wasps, bees, hornets... they are all terrible ;_;

well, supposedly hornets are cool guys, not attacking you unless you are near their hive, and even eating wasps of the top of your cake (this really happens, hornets occasionally eat wasps that are distracted with eating your food). actually, most kinds of wasps aren't aggressive, really only german wasps and common wasps are aggressive.

but who am I to talk about stuff like that, I live in central europe, where the insects are a joke compared to the rest of the world.
Babukus

Blue Dragon wrote:

I confess I am afraid of bees
Same here. When I was in kindergarten so many kids were stung by bees and were crying so badly. This was trauma to my mind that made me afraid of bees, wasps, hornets, etc.

I've never been stung by one since I've been avoiding them, but when I need to get around them I tough it up and go right up to it, then I'm about to scream.

I feel pathetic.

I hate bees.
boat
I've been stung by a wasp. It fucking sucked.
Devalix_old
I thought being stung by insects was ment to bring happiness
thelewa
I think it's funny that people who are deathly allergic to bees and such are less afraid of them than people who aren't allergic. If my mum gets stung by a bee or a wasp or whatever (I'm not entirely well versed with the creatures) it's almost certainly bye-bye, yet she gives zero fucks.
vape
I haven't been stung by anything since 2005, when I do my face will probably explode or something.
boat
It hurts like a bitch, why wouldn't you be afraid.
Tanzklaue
people being afraid of wasps and bees just shows that their survival strategy works perfectly fine.
Devalix_old
Why would you be afraid of something that's 100 times smaller then you, and will only sting when provoked?
silmarilen
ive never been stung by a wasp/bee in my life
boat
I didn't provoke it, it stung me anyways.

Wasps are the spawn of the devil.
GladiOol
Yea same here once when I was like 6 on holidays on germany (the country of evil), I was just sitting by the pool and then i got backstabbed by one of the bitches. cancerous creatures.
thelewa
Your negative aura must have triggered some kind of world purifying instinct in the beautiful adorable little insects
GladiOol
how can a 6 year old have a negative aura. i'm not some spawn from oblivion : - (
Foxtrot
I'm also afraid of bees, because a bee stung my sister once and she cried about it for a week.

Though, she is also famous for dramatizing her pain. I dunno, still afraid of those beasts.
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