boat wrote:

jarby

potato

love

Jarby wrote:

I

boat wrote:

jarby

potato

love

Why don't we kill three birds with one stone? Or should I say...



One potato.

boat wrote:

but where is the loooove

boat wrote:

but where is the loooove

Jazz wrote:

boat wrote:

but where is the loooove

sorry but he's mine already

Jarby wrote:

It's pretty fucking creepy that you put a girlfriend on a list of wanted possessions like that. Yes, I'll have a food item, a computer peripheral and a HUMAN FEMALE.

boat wrote:

jarby

potato

love

Why don't we kill three birds with one stone? Or should I say...



One potato.

In terms of possessions, there's not much I'd like right now: a wad of cash, a new computer I guess, though the former solves that issue. I find it odd that nobody ever asks genies for eternal happiness for all in media. All those other wishes are just roundabout ways to get to that!

-DuckLING wrote:

Also, change your clothes boy. Don't they get smelly?! D:

Jarby wrote:

-DuckLING wrote:

Also, change your clothes boy. Don't they get smelly?! D:

I haven't been wearing it since I took that photo. On the day, I had a shower after a few hours of wearing it, changed into my pyjamas and hung up the hoodie because I'd barely worn it and it's outerwear. Now I've been wearing it a bit today so I'm probably going to chuck it in the washing machine tonight.

Jazz wrote:

boat wrote:

but where is the loooove



sorry but he's mine already

Wojjan wrote:

- fluency in all languages of the world

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

-Dio's stand, "The World", under my full control

Aeidxst wrote:

- Omnilingualism
Speak, write, understand and communicate in any language including computer codes, languages that has never been heard before, sign language (even lip-reading), illegible words, and backwards speech and writing with little or no training. Even communicate with animals or read body language.

- Shapeshifting
Travel flying like a Falcon, swimming like a Sailfish, or running like a Cheetah. Eavesdrop like a fly. Slam like a Jam. Work that body, shake that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody.

boat wrote:

love

Wojjan wrote:

- fluency in all languages of the world

Anzo-nii wrote:

- money

Wojjan wrote:

-fluency in all languages of the world

Lily-Kun wrote:

Name three physical things you wish you had right now~

Lily-Kun wrote:

Name three physical things

Lily-Kun wrote:

physical

Mr Color wrote:

-A high-end Internet connection

Wojjan wrote:

- fluency in all languages of the world

DaddyCoolVipper wrote:

ya'll don't know 'bout ultimate life form cars, do ya?

SPOILER

silmarilen wrote:

why does nobody else wish for omnipotency? you can live the life you want

GladiOol wrote:

money, bitches & alcohol

bumperpower64 wrote:

GladiOol wrote:

money, bitches & alcohol

But you have those already.

bumperpower64 wrote:

GladiOol wrote:

money, bitches & alcohol

But you have those already.

silmarilen wrote:

bumperpower64 wrote:

But you have those already.

what does those have to do with it?

bumperpower64 wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

what does those have to do with it?

you are funny xDxDxDxDxDxD

dNextGen wrote:

1.good internet that isn't 512Kbps
2.good internet that isn't 512Kbps
3.good internet that isn't 512Kbps

fuck i paid $32/month for this fukin 512Kbps internet

• 1.An Portal gun.
  2.An Gravity gun.
  3.An Portal to the anime world.
  4.An Potato.
  5.Another Potato so that the first one does not feel lonely.
  6.An Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy <gotta love that one

Jeroen Mathon wrote:

My wishlist.

• 1.An Portal gun.
  2.An Gravity gun.
  3.An Portal to the anime world.
  4.An Potato.
  5.Another Potato so that the first one does not feel lonely.
  6.An Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy <gotta love that one

Jeroen Mathon wrote:

My wishlist.

• 
  3.An Portal to the anime world.

Jeroen Mathon wrote:

My wishlist.

• 1.An Portal gun.
  2.An Gravity gun.
  3.An Portal to the anime world.
  4.An Potato.
  5.Another Potato so that the first one does not feel lonely.
  6.An Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy <gotta love that one

UnderminE wrote:

immortality

Jarby wrote:

a wad of cash

wrote:

S_E_C_R_E_T

Mr Color wrote:

nethack edition

A blessed +5 rustproof silver dragon scale mail
A blessed bag of holding
The Staff of Aesculapius

dNextGen wrote:

1.good internet that isn't 512Kbps
2.good internet that isn't 512Kbps
3.good internet that isn't 512Kbps

fuck i paid $32/month for this fukin 512Kbps internet

mathexpert9981 wrote:

3. An end to corruption

Kanye West wrote:

dNextGen wrote:

1.good internet that isn't 512Kbps
2.good internet that isn't 512Kbps
3.good internet that isn't 512Kbps

fuck i paid $32/month for this fukin 512Kbps internet

I pay $5/month for 2 mbps internet

and i consider this shitty

Kanye West wrote:

dNextGen wrote:

1.good internet that isn't 512Kbps
2.good internet that isn't 512Kbps
3.good internet that isn't 512Kbps

fuck i paid $32/month for this fukin 512Kbps internet

I pay $5/month for 2 mbps internet

and i consider this shitty

Wojjan wrote:

mathexpert9981 wrote:

3. An end to corruption

I wonder how this would in practice be achieved when you wish for it.

Mr Color wrote:

I've been noticing a trend that in this thread people fail to grasp the concept of physical objects

• Candy PRADA perfume
  My old phone back
  A better internet connection

silmarilen wrote:

a device that makes it impossible for stupid people to exist