Last night I had the weirdest dream.
I went to fencing practice, and some of my teachers and friends from school were there, and my pool was attached to the building. A bunch of people were swimming and stuff, and one of my teachers who doesn't smoke was smoking and I took the cigarette away from him and he told me to try it. I threw it away. Then I had to get changed and so I did it in this small attached room thing but people were trying to get in because they needed to change too.
Then I remember being at my house, and I went into the pool in my backyard to clean out the leaves.
Next my dream completely changed. I was Julia Child as a flight attendant on an airplane. We landed, carried our food into this kitchen I have never seen before, and began working on the next flight's meal. There was one legit EVIL flight attendant though, and she was doing different things to try and get me fired. Except I've had this dream before, and I was able to do things so I wouldn't get fired. One, she tried to make it look like I had barfed on the floor for some reason and I cleaned it up. Then she needed another bowl and I passed her one, but she tried to put it in the microwave and it couldn't go in there so I stopped her before she did that too. Then the head flight attendant came and I didn't get fired~ But then I opened a cereal box and found a hurt puppy inside, so we took it outside.
At that point I had changed from Julia Child back into me. Various people I know from school started to crowd around and I knew that I had had this dream too. Suddenly, I don't remember what happened, but I was at the mall with some people I know and we went to a store. The store clerk had a knife and I accidentally cut myself pretty badly before my Dad who was there cut the store clerk or something. I remember returning home I think and noticing that the pain was getting worse and blood was starting to soak through. I didn't want to tell my parents for some reason, so I cleaned it up a little and put on a large band-aid I found. Then the dream turned to knight back at where the puppy was.
The people crowded around, and suddenly, they shot and killed someone. We ran with the dog, protecting it as the attacked us. I dove behind this large planter I recognized as being from my old school. They tried to shoot me, but the bullet hit the planter first and grazed me. We managed to beat them, and we went to the hospital. There I saw one of the kids who had attacked us. We calmly talked about why they did. He told me that they wanted to try and clear out the Order of the Phoenix early on. I responded that it clearly hadn't been the best time. Apparently my group I was with was the Order of the Phoenix. Then I woke up.
I checked if I had a cut where I did in my dream. I didn't.
tl;dr - I had a weird dream where a lot of confusing nonsensical shit happened.
