because he's too ugly to mingle.Seph wrote:
you just dont know the joys of being single...G0r wrote:
I can't be happy single.
and ready to mingle
omgAeidxst wrote:
I peed into other kids' shoes. I was the culprit.
Hika wrote:
I remembered something today. It is laugh-worthy.
When I was in second grade, my teacher wouldn't allow me to go to the restroom so I peed on myself without anyone noticing & I cleaned it up with my jacket. It was so embarrassing even though I didn't get caught.
HUE
how old you were? I did something similar, i peed on plant what we had in class.i was 8 thenWas that chick hot? And where did you hide the corpse?JFRN wrote:
I killed a chick when I was 7, accidentally.
Last time I checked you were not white with blond hair and blue eyes.Kanye West wrote:
So that's the bitch that was stealing my favorite Spider-Man pencils.
Because people are being mean to him in off-topic?DaddyCoolVipper wrote:
Why would I feel sorry for Datzuke?
holy shit that's like a song straight from the depths of hellsilmarilen wrote:
i never downloaded this map http://osu.ppy.sh/s/47563
and im not going to
I have an SS on it, I feel so dirty.kriers wrote:
holy shit that's like a song straight from the depths of hellsilmarilen wrote:
i never downloaded this map http://osu.ppy.sh/s/47563
and im not going to
( Badass mode activate )That's how you get free games. Good going, brother.Varetyr wrote:
I've "borrowed" about a dozen of Playstation games during my school days.
totally worth it.
You bastard. Go to hell.khaniexlove wrote:
It was me who stole cookie out of the cookie jar.
D': I'm sorry that the cookie were so delicious. ~Kanye West wrote:
You bastard. Go to hell.
Khanie wrote:
It was me who stole cookie out of the cookie jar.
Khanie wrote:
D': I'm sorry that the cookie were so delicious. ~
whatLiLi wrote:
I stoled my neighboor hamster when i was 12...and return it 1 year later when he died.. leaving him inside a box infront of my neighboor door...;_; RIP mr puffy.. i miss you..
that's just fucking sick oh godsilmarilen wrote:
reminds me of that woman that got the remains of her dead baby sent to her by the hospital (cut in pieces)
weirdest bonersilmarilen wrote:
reminds me of that woman that got the remains of her dead baby sent to her by the hospital (cut in pieces)
LunarSakuya wrote:
i want to sex Cookiezi
Real men always use the sixth definition of every word they type in order to get their point acrosswinber1 wrote:
LunarSakuya wrote:
i want to sex Cookiezi
he is a male. or so people say.
too bad you have to compete with valLunarSakuya wrote:
i want to sex Cookiezi
Kanye West wrote:
too bad you have to compete with everybody that plays osuLunarSakuya wrote:
i want to sex Cookiezi
don't worry about itthelewa wrote:
I think I'm becoming more and more retarded by the day.
BrokenArrow wrote:
League of Legends became my life.
Blaming on a videogame for depression? Why?kriers wrote:
I recently realized I've been depressed for the past 1,5 years. Other than myself, I think osu! is to blame.
lolDulcet wrote:
My ex and I took a bath together once and a spider came up from the water.
Guess who freaked out?
Him
But the real question is, where did the spider come from?Dulcet wrote:
My ex and I took a bath together once and a spider came up from the water.
Guess who freaked out?
Him
I assume it got in while we were waiting for the bathtub to get filled.Kanye West wrote:
But the real question is, where did the spider come from?Dulcet wrote:
My ex and I took a bath together once and a spider came up from the water.
Guess who freaked out?
Him
i know that feel man D:Blue Dragon wrote:
I kinda want to kill myself, or at least cut myself
Dunno, just feeling emo because of certain stuff.
it's like "taking what you deserve". it's not really helping, but, dunno, it's to clean up your mind about bad things you've donesilmarilen wrote:
i cant expres emotions either, but i dont understand how cutting yourself would help in any way
you can change with me !Dulcet wrote:
I wish I'm a virgin.
I'm serious.
I don't.Dulcet wrote:
I wish I'm a virgin.
I'm serious.
Yeah, that's why I wish there was never one.Kanye West wrote:
I don't.Dulcet wrote:
I wish I'm a virgin.
I'm serious.
The first time always sucks.
first time was quite awesome for meKanye West wrote:
I don't.Dulcet wrote:
I wish I'm a virgin.
I'm serious.
The first time always sucks.
high fivesilmarilen wrote:
im still a virgin, and ill probably be one for a while
as sorry as i am but i wouldnt be proud of that.....Blue Dragon wrote:
high fivesilmarilen wrote:
im still a virgin, and ill probably be one for a while
first time SUCKSDulcet wrote:
I wish I'm a virgin.
I'm serious.
have you done that too?silmarilen wrote:
yea its kinda weird to be proud of that, like being proud of having killed someone
