15:47 <mtmcl|irc> : Howdy vyt-a-bus
15:48 <vytalibus> : Hello, Mark. No heavy work for me today.
15:48 <vytalibus> : I'm sick.
15:48 <mtmcl|irc> : Aw. I hope you get well soon <3
15:49 <mtmcl|irc> : I hope you understand this means we can't have sex today.
15:50 <vytalibus> : I am fully aware of that.
15:50 <vytalibus> : >:3
15:50 <mtmcl|irc> : I know that's difficult for you.
15:50 <vytalibus> : I know that's easy for me.
15:50 <mtmcl|irc> : Oh man. That's hurtful.
15:51 <vytalibus> : Not as much as it hurts on the ass.
15:51 <mtmcl|irc> : lol
15:51 <mtmcl|irc> : Okay you win.
15:53 *vytalibus wins.

09:28 <Zekira> : So you don't even know that you're typoing rihgt now.
09:28 <Zekira> : ...
09:28 <Zekira> : *righ
09:28 <HaraIRC_> : OHH!
09:28 <Zekira> : *righta
09:28 <Zekira> : *righ
09:28 <Zekira> : *righte
09:28 <Zekira> : *righty
09:28 <Zekira> : *right
09:28 <Zekira> : .-.
09:28 <HaraIRC_> : The greyscale stuff is tails?
09:28 <Zekira> : fail.
09:28 <sakura2011> : xD
09:28 <NachoPiggy> : Careful for spam

19:48 <Zekira> : ack! *explodes*
19:48 <NachoPiggy> : Let me guess
19:48 <NachoPiggy> : appendicitis
19:49 <Zekira> : no
19:49 <Zekira> : just me exploding out of irritation/.
19:49 <NachoPiggy> : Why?
19:49 <NachoPiggy> : Oh I see
19:49 <NachoPiggy> : Carry on
19:49 *SFG|Rh_ yawns and enters the chatroom
19:49 <NachoPiggy> : Hi SFG
19:49 <SFG|Rh_> : hi NP
19:49 <adam2046> : Hi SFG
19:49 <SFG|Rh_> : hi adam
19:53 <Zekira> : ergshk, was too late to put a stone in SFG's mouth.
19:54 <NachoPiggy> : Hm?
19:54 <Pasonia> : Echo: reply on the board.
19:54 <NachoPiggy> : Hi Pasonia
19:54 <Pasonia> : hey Nachs
19:54 <Zekira> : reply on the board~ reply on the board~ reply on the board~ reply on the board~ reply on the board~ reply on
19:54 <Zekira> : the board~
19:54 <Pasonia> : (I see you really often of late.)
19:54 <NachoPiggy> : Hm new highlight time
19:54 *Pasonia smashes Zekira
19:54 <Zekira> : *explodes*
19:54 *Pasonia is blackfaced.
19:54 <BanchoBot> : (AmeNoTenshii)[http://osu.ppy.sh/u/111734] unlocked the "Catch 20,000 fruits" achievement!
19:55 <adam2046> : eheh, "blackfaced"

<JInxyjem> is listening to Wada Kouji - Hikari
<NachoPiggy> Hi Roko-don.
<JInxyjem> ^ Slowest crap ever.
<JInxyjem> ...
<NachoPiggy> Thanks
<NachoPiggy> I am pretty slow or idiotic
*Roko-don tries to rid mind of image

16:59 <BanchoBot> : (Derekku Chan)[http://osu.ppy.sh/u/91341] unlocked the "1000 Combo (any song)" achievement!
16:59 <BanchoBot> : (Derekku Chan)[http://osu.ppy.sh/u/91341] unlocked the "2000 Combo (any song)" achievement!
16:59 <BanchoBot> : (Derekku Chan)[http://osu.ppy.sh/u/91341] unlocked the "Non-stop Dancer" achievement!
16:59 <Nazo> : Holy sh!t.
16:59 <Nazo> : o_O
16:59 <Rena-chan|IRC> : Holy shit.
16:59 <Bmxant> : 2000 combo......

nothing!

CheeseWarlock wrote:

Irrelevant lines omitted.

00:36 <SFG|Rh> : hey Cheese
00:36 <CheeseWarlock> : ohai
00:36 <SFG|Rh> : are you still modding hallowed?
00:37 <CheeseWarlock> : I was. I've been sidetracked. I'm still deliberating if I should wait for awp.
00:37 <CheeseWarlock> : Why?
00:37 <SFG|Rh> : just wondering
00:37 <SFG|Rh> : i can tell him pretty much immediately, hes on msn
00:38 <SFG|Rh> : should i see if i can fetch him?
00:41 <CheeseWarlock> : All I can picture is SFG having this badass-looking phone in her basement that is the only phone
00:41 <CheeseWarlock> : capable of contacting awp via the unlisted number for his FORTRESS OF AWESOMETUDE.
00:41 <SFG|Rh> : ...wat
00:41 <LuigiHann> : she just turns on the AWP-SIGNAL
00:41 <LuigiHann> : projects a winged pigeon shadow on the sky
00:41 <SFG|Rh> : itd have to be in the attic, i dont have a basement
00:42 <SFG|Rh> : house is sitting on solid limestone and shit
00:42 <strager|irc> : Not liquid limestone?
00:42 <CheeseWarlock> : Not gaseous limestone?
00:42 <SFG|Rh> : thatd be hot
00:42 <SFG|Rh> : thatd be hotter
00:42 <CheeseWarlock> : That's what HE said.
00:42 <strager|irc> : That'd be steaming hot~
00:42 <foulcoon> : sfg is so hawt
00:43 <CheeseWarlock> : That's what I said.
00:43 <CheeseWarlock> : wait
00:43 <SFG|Rh> : lol
00:43 <LuigiHann> : wat
00:43 *Starrodkirby86 is listening to (3oh!3 - HOTT)[http://osu.ppy.sh/s/4886]
00:43 <foulcoon> : hardeehar
00:43 *Starrodkirby86 is playing (3oh!3 - HOTT [SFG's Scorchin'])[http://osu.ppy.sh/s/4886]
00:43 <SFG|Rh> : lmao
00:43 <CheeseWarlock> : "SFG's Scorchin'" just took on a whole new meaning.
00:44 <CheeseWarlock> : As did "Larto's Hard".
00:44 <strager|irc> : CheeseWarlock: And fufe's Nuts

20:17 <peppy> : !uptime
20:17 <BanchoBot> : osu!Bancho 03:17:02 up 0 days, 23:51, 342 users, 11 games
20:17 <Yuki> : oh hi peppy
20:17 <Yuki> : how was your trip?
20:18 <peppy> : !faq add japan-2009 it was great. i saw two chatmonchy concerts, met up with a few friends and saw
20:18 <peppy> : kyuushuu for the first time. i'll link photos once i get around to putting them up.
20:18 <BanchoBot> : Added to entry japan-2009

04:46	Shinde	Ival's black afro guy right? I think I saw on irl thread.
04:46	Frankytoad12	xD yea....like some of the loli backgrounds..
04:46	sonackuls	yeah mainly
04:46	NachoPiggy|Craptop	He removed his afro
04:46	sonackuls	XD
04:46	Frankytoad12	xD
04:46	Teslavi	man nacho keeps serious tabs on me
04:46	Teslavi	i'm a bit worried
04:46	Shinde	REMOVED AFRO? What the hell.
04:46		strager slaps a baseball bat with vytalibus\
04:46	strager	-\
04:46	sonackuls	dude
04:46	Shinde	You don't get rid of afros. That's like throwing money away.
04:46	NachoPiggy|Craptop	I'm harmless
04:52	Mukku	vytalibus can you bubble my map if its awesome?
04:53	vytalibus	And yes, I've played that once, matty.
04:53	matty-don	Oooh rdeally? xD
04:53	vytalibus	Mukku: I do not see the awesomeness.
04:53	NachoPiggy|Craptop	What makes a map awesome
04:53	Mukku	Weeell you wud if you played
04:53	silverthemasterwolf	Have you played mines vty?
04:53	vytalibus	matty: I lived in Asia. Did you think I wouldn't encounter it?
04:53	matty-don	Wait rip-off of Taiko?
04:53	vytalibus	NachoPiggy: Porn.
04:53	vytalibus	matty: Yes.

IRC, of course wrote:

04:39 -!- mib_u7dg5o [744dd3f4@207.192.75.252] has joined #osu
04:39 < strager|irc> <3
04:39 -!- mib_u7dg5o [744dd3f4@207.192.75.252] has quit [quit]

13:25	Cyclone|IRC	mobile?
13:25	Cyclone|IRC	fix that shit
13:25	Robbie	I can't
13:25	Cyclone|IRC	needs less mobile
13:25	Robbie	my mum won't get bband
13:25	Cyclone|IRC	and more plug into wall
13:25	Robbie	coz she sucks
13:25	Robbie	and she won't let me at anything either
13:26	Robbie	She has an irrational fear of actually installing it
13:26	Lawrence|Craptop	=(
13:26	nanaya_shiki	.........
13:26	Robbie	IMO
13:26	Lawrence|Craptop	Get a new mother :U
13:27	Robbie	I used to have access to wifi but I've lost that now
13:27	Robbie	used it too much
13:27	Robbie	<caps>lol @ np</caps>
13:27	nanaya_shiki	what is....
13:27	nanaya_shiki	.....
13:28	Remmy	Lawrence|Craptop: i lol'd

15:26	Zekira	My left hand got raped. Maybe it's time I stop. >_>
15:27	Loginer	@Zekira: When people start to rape your hands, you've got bigger problems than a video game addiction.

18:40	yuuiti3	きみーだけおおおおお
18:40	yuuiti3	すきでーーーーいたよおおお
18:40	Amodeus	Okay...
18:40	m980	!faq jap
18:40	BanchoBot	it was great.  i saw two chatmonchy concerts, met up with a few friends and saw kyuushuu for the first time.  i'll link photos once i get around to putting them up.
18:40	m980	huh
18:41	Amodeus	wth? oO
18:41	Seibei4211	Way to go, m980.
18:41	m980	!faq japanese
18:41	BanchoBot	日本語での会話の場合、#japanese 以外はご遠慮ください
18:41	m980	shaddap

NachoPiggy wrote:

04:52	Mukku	vytalibus can you bubble my map if its awesome?
04:53	vytalibus	Mukku: I do not see the awesomeness.
04:53	NachoPiggy|Craptop	What makes a map awesome
04:53	vytalibus	NachoPiggy: Porn.

08:00 <emperormzj>   i dont know english

vytalibus wrote:

I think what NachoPiggy was trying to highlight was:

NachoPiggy wrote:

04:52	Mukku	vytalibus can you bubble my map if its awesome?
04:53	vytalibus	Mukku: I do not see the awesomeness.
04:53	NachoPiggy|Craptop	What makes a map awesome
04:53	vytalibus	NachoPiggy: Porn.

NachoPiggy wrote:

18:40	yuuiti3	きみーだけおおおおお
18:40	yuuiti3	すきでーーーーいたよおおお
18:40	Amodeus	Okay...
18:40	m980	!faq jap
18:40	BanchoBot	it was great.  i saw two chatmonchy concerts, met up with a few friends and saw kyuushuu for the first time.  i'll link photos once i get around to putting them up.
18:40	m980	huh
18:41	Amodeus	wth? oO
18:41	Seibei4211	Way to go, m980.
18:41	m980	!faq japanese
18:41	BanchoBot	日本語での会話の場合、#japanese 以外はご遠慮ください
18:41	m980	shaddap

16:53 <Seibei4211> : Anyway...
16:54 <Seibei4211> : I was thinking about mapping something, but I don't know what I'd map.
16:54 <m980> : <caps>jizz-- in-- my pants</caps>
16:54 <RemmyX25> : ^
16:54 <Seibei4211> : Well, since there are absolutely no suggestions and I don't have any clue whatsoever, I guess I shall just
16:54 <Seibei4211> : have to not make a map.
16:54 <Seibei4211> : So sad.
16:55 <m980> : ok
16:55 <Seibei4211> : I don't have an mp3 of Jizz in My Pants, so I guess I can't map that.
16:55 <RemmyX25> : i can send you one
16:55 <Seibei4211> : Darn.
16:55 <m980> : gg

14:10 JInxyjem strager, what do you think of the 74xx maps?
14:10 strager|irc JInxyjem: Blame not me
14:10 strager|irc xD
14:10 JInxyjem btw, can you access 7460?
14:10 JInxyjem in osu direct the thread exists
14:10 strager|irc I dunno, I'm really tired atm
14:11 strager|irc can't do much
14:11 strager|irc =X
14:11 JInxyjem in internet it does not exist

#forumshit wrote:

21:16 < nardi11011_> i'm wondering if there are any osu! players that go to Ohio State University

11:39	BanchoBot	(Zekira)[http://osu.ppy.sh/u/36749] unlocked the "Don't let the bunny distract you!" achievement!
11:39	BanchoBot	(Zekira)[http://osu.ppy.sh/u/36749] achieved rank #1 on (A map you dont need to know about [Hard])[Insert link here] (osu!)
11:39	Zekira	...um
11:39	Zekira	<caps>naughty bancho</caps>
11:39	Zekira	LOL
11:39	Zekira	<caps>wahahahaha</caps>
11:39	Zekira	FFS!
11:40	NachoPiggy|Craptop	Bancho just told an achivment
11:40	NachoPiggy|Craptop	*achivement
11:40	Zekira	Lol
11:40	Zekira	Nuke bancho. Now.

Zekira wrote:

20:57 <SkyE-> But SFG came, and gave me a great cookie
20:57 <SkyE-> It was yum :3

JInxyjem wrote:

Zekira wrote:

23:15 <NachoPiggy> : there's a manga about my balls

Is it me, or is this line fucking old?

JarJarJacob wrote:

JInxyjem wrote:

<iluvstrawberryJ> -insert more spam I dont want to type out-

/savelog

Zekira wrote:

09:52 <Cyclone|IRC> : vyt play me
...
09:53 <Cyclone|IRC> : coming vyt?

LuigiHann wrote:

[23:03] <Metroid|W7> I hate my lag, fuck you DSL
[23:03] <vytalibus> Please do not fuck your modems.
[23:03] <strager|irc> vytalibus: I fuck my mom all the time
[23:03] <strager|irc> er

Freudian slip?

Zekira wrote:

09:52 <Cyclone|IRC> : vyt play me
...
09:53 <Cyclone|IRC> : coming vyt?

#mod wrote:

22:00 < Shinde> strager I'm afraid to mod your map. You're too intimidating.
22:00 < strager> Shinde: Wha
22:00 < ztrot> what
22:00 < ztrot> are you serouis
22:00 < strager> ?
22:00 < strager> How am I intimidating D=
22:00 < strager> Is it because I'm gay?
22:00 < ztrot> strager is anything but intimidating
22:01 < ztrot> wait your gay?
22:01 < Shinde> Really? Hmm.. Maybe I'm just easily intimidated.. What does being gay have to do with intimidation though?
22:01 < strager> uh
22:01 < strager> I was just askin'
22:01 < ztrot> cool i know a homo
22:01 < ztrot> sry
22:01 < ztrot> that was rewal offseve
22:02 < strager> rewal offseve.
22:02 < strager> Yes.
22:02 < ztrot> i aplogize
22:02 < ztrot> you may kill me now starger

Otium wrote:

o:!

18:18 < peppy> also yesterday
18:18 < peppy> i figured out a HUGE mystery at my house
18:18 < peppy> in gyakuten styles
18:19 < peppy> i wanna make a case of it now

18:19 < peppy> it was the perfect scenario
18:19 < peppy> revolves around our bath's drain being blocked
18:19 < peppy> i accused my sister
18:19 < peppy> the strangest thing was
18:19 < peppy> there was purple hair in the drain
18:19 < peppy> and only since last night
18:19 < peppy> and i'm like wtf who has purple hair -.-;

18:19 < peppy> so i was thinking about it all day
18:20 < peppy> my sister was selling clothes at a store that day
18:20 < peppy> so when i discussed with my parents they were like oh she probably washed something
18:20 < peppy> in the bath
18:20 < peppy> then it ALL CLICKED

18:20 < peppy> the night before i had 5 friends over
18:20 < peppy> and one got very drunk
18:20 < peppy> in the morning we found his jacket and blanket he was using outside drenched
18:20 < peppy> and he was sleeping in a different place
18:21 < peppy> we had nfi how the blanket got outside, or why
18:21 < peppy> assumed it was soaked in the rain
18:21 < peppy> because it was raining pretty heavy
18:21 < peppy> he was sleeping in the same room as another guy
18:21 < peppy> and that guy asked if he was okay when he hopped up to goto the toilet
18:21 < peppy> and he sounded pretty sick and said "it's probably best you don't turn the lights on"
18:22 < peppy> and in the morning we were like... why? everything is clean
18:22 < peppy> does it click now?

18:22 < peppy> hint: the blanket was purple

18:22 < peppy> SERIOUSLY is that a gyakuten feasible story or what
18:22 < peppy> there's a few more minor parts i can add to that even
18:22 < peppy> that kinda blew my mind though












And the answer:

18:23 < peppy> puked more like it

9:19	syun_chiba0321	何？
19:19	Pasonia	!where syun_chiba0321
19:19	BanchoBot	syun_chiba0321 is in Japan
19:19	Pasonia	!faq japan
19:19	BanchoBot	it was great.  i saw two chatmonchy concerts, met up with a few friends and saw kyuushuu for the first time.  i'll link photos once i get around to putting them up.
19:19	Pasonia	<caps>peppppppy</caps>
19:20	Pasonia	!faq japanese
19:20	BanchoBot	日本語での会話の場合、#japanese 以外はご遠慮ください

19:22	peppy	!faq rem japan
19:22	BanchoBot	Entry not found
19:22	peppy	!faq remove japan
19:22	BanchoBot	Entry not found
19:22	peppy	!faq rem japan-2009
19:22	BanchoBot	Removed faq entry japan-2009

Saturos-fangirl wrote:

awp wrote:

Echo wrote:

I've never seen a squirrel before.

I can't go anywhere on campus without seeing them. Do you want me to film some in their natural habitat, the student campus?

my brother can catch a squirrel with his bare hands on campus. theyre so tame that all he has to do is pretend to have a nut and do the "squirrel dance" and he can summon a shitload of them

foulcoon wrote:

Zekira wrote:

So far I've seen 3 BATs that have fallen victim to the japan-2009 entry: m980, Pasonia, and foulcoon.

Blatant lies.

#osu wrote:

03:33 < Dakeyrus|irc> How was Japan btw peppy?
03:33 < NachoPiggy> Errrr. don't let the 360 move while playing to avoid scratches
03:34 < foulcoon> !faq japan
03:34 < BanchoBot> it was great. i saw two chatmonchy concerts, met up with a few friends and saw kyuushuu for the first time. i'll link photos once i get around to putting them up.
03:34 < Zomgheals|irc> NachoPiggy|osu: it never did move
03:34 < Zekira> ...lol
03:34 < Dakeyrus|irc> lol.
03:34 < Zekira> two down.
03:34 < NachoPiggy> lol
03:34 < Lolicon-Xiuyi> TAT
03:34 < Lolicon-Xiuyi> lose...
03:34 -!- deepseafk is now known as deepopiposea
03:35 < foulcoon> "hey guise how was osu!con"

Zatoichi wrote:

14:09 <Nazo> : I laughed out loud. Literally. xD

14:00 <peppy> : Aqua92: read guidelines
14:00 <Aqua92> : yeah but sfg said i should maybe speak with you
14:02 <peppy> : read criteria
14:02 <peppy> : !faq criteria
14:02 <BanchoBot> : Entry not found!
14:02 <Larto> : lol
14:02 <SFG|Rh> : nice
14:02 <Aqua92> : failed...^^

14:02 <Larto> : !faq list
14:02 <Metroid> : Adding new !faq i guess
14:02 <Larto> : I think we- Yeah
14:02 <peppy> : !faq add ranking-criteria viewtopic.php?f=6&t=439
14:02 <BanchoBot> : Added to entry ranking-criteria
14:02 <Larto> : We don't ha- Oh hi
14:02 <Larto> : I got ninja'd TWICE
14:02 <Larto> : horrible.

17:51 <awpkun> you can mape it, it just won't need to be included
17:51 <awpkun> map
17:51 <Dewgong> mape
17:51 <awpkun> can't tyyyyype
17:51 <awpkun> rape that map
17:51 <Dewgong> i'll mape you.
17:51 <Takuma> awp is se-
17:51 <awpkun> mape that rap
17:51 <Neokun> I suggest mape.

23:23 <adam2046> : who does EVA-X play?
23:23 <Pasonia> : me
23:23 <Pasonia> : and I got served

23:18	Agent_Spin_Here	Guys I have I mapping problem
23:18	commandhat	what is your I mapping problem
23:18	Agent_Spin_Here	fuck you
23:18	Zekira-Katsu	owned.

#multiplayer wrote:

<haishi_> i like nuts ^^

16:16 <foulcoon> : none of the lol@irc are funny lately
16:17 <foulcoon> : because i'm not in them

<Zatoichi> People will never stop talking about MJ.
<Moonwing> Who?

02:40 <Todesengal|PSO> : oh I'm a slut
02:40 <Todesengal|PSO> : I'm a big slutty slut
02:40 <Todesengal|PSO> : I just can't get enough of penis