Earlier today, Tode caught a squirrel in her gazebo-sized acre of a backyard. I told her to put it in her mouth, among other things. One of the other things was to throw it into the air and then shoryuken it.
15:34 <Todesengal> : Zatoichi
15:34 <Todesengal> : thank you for making today the best day of my life
15:35 <Todesengal> : for by following your instructions, today I punched a squirrel to death
15:35 <awpkun> : that's hardcore
15:35 <awpkun> : pix or u lie
15:35 <Zatoichi> : Holy fuck how was it
15:35 <Todesengal> : I cried with joy
15:35 <adam2046> : you just went beyond the call of duty tode
15:36 <adam2046> : you've been elevated from bunny boiler to squirell puncher
15:36 <Todesengal> : I went out to the trap and kicked the squirrel a couple of times to make it dizzy
15:36 <Todesengal> : so it wouldn't run away if I missed
15:36 <Todesengal> : I opened the trap, picked up the squirrel, and then threw it up in the air
15:36 <awpkun> : <caps>falcooooon</caps>
15:36 <awpkun> : <caps>paaaaance</caps>
15:36 <awpkun> : o
15:36 <awpkun> : h
15:36 <Todesengal> : then, I yelled "SHORYUKEN" as loud as I could and punched it as hard as I could
15:37 <Todesengal> : through stroke of luck and I guess how the squirrel flipped in the air, I ended up punching it in the head
15:37 <Todesengal> : so I either broke its neck or crushed its skull
I hope you get well soon <3