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Shellghost
I smell a new avatar.
Dai

failboat wrote:

looks better
maal
Photoshop CS5 I presume?
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boat
Only pro with CS5 within painting is that it live renders the canvas in openGL, resulting in better anti-aliasing, but its quite a bit more heavy when working with big canvases and being limited to 8gB of RAM.

I have licenses for PS/IR CS2, PS/IR/I/FLASH/DW CS3 and PS/IR CS5, but i still only use PS CS3 because its a lot more lightweight and because i don't even have CS2 installed.
Bunny
Draw me

Firo Prochainezo
Pink hair now? How adorable!
-Shi_old
can you ? o.o
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boat

-Shi wrote:

] ? o.o
<(o VVV O))>




no

i don't like people who use emoticons and ~ and this and that in every single one of their posts




and i got better things to do then to draw your bullshit memes and retarded jokes


best regards, failboat
foulcoon
make me an apng avatar with colored/shaded shellghost nipple-masturbating with the sunglasses + deal with it effect above

bonus points if theres no dicks in it
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boat
apng's are for faggots, gif or gtfo
foulcoon

foulcoon wrote:

avatar
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boat
you think mine is an apng?
FrozenOG
Draw me from that other thread with the glasses on!

Wojjan
the nerve

draw anne frank on a gorgeous unicorn bashing this fucker's face in
foulcoon

failboat wrote:

you think mine is an apng?
fine a gif is okay

are you going to do it or do you hate me.
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boat
ill get to it once i get home
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boat



more requests pls

portraits are okay as long as its not a boring or very stupid reference image
foulcoon
YES
Cyclohexane
(I'd like it painted, please.)
Good luck, soldier.
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boat



fuck
Faust
Splendid work !
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boat
thanks


more requests pls
Cyclohexane
Holy crap!

that looks pooting awesome
thanks
FisHie_old
Draw a picture of some crabs and potatoes.
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boat
why not a maskburk
Ephemeral
a trap sir, you may be
but your artwork is good, for all to see
FisHie_old
En riktig maskburk ?
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boat

Ephemeral wrote:

a trap sir, you may be
but your artwork is good, for all to see
lol
Mara

FisHie wrote:

En riktig maskburk ?
theowest
you are amazing.



ilu failboat
TBTE

failboat wrote:

Ephemeral wrote:

a trap sir, you may be
but your artwork is good, for all to see
lol
Can i have a picture of me?

inb4 pictures of monkeys or some other racist thing.
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boat
send me a picture of you then
TBTE
YellowerYoshi
I think this thread could totally use some bunny ninjas. How about it?
Azure_Kite
Draw a Leopard battling a swarm of Ninja Bunnies.
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boat
guess i can just as well post this here

Kedi

failboat wrote:

guess i can just as well post this here

omagad . the fuck i love you so much, slut ♥
theowest
can you draw this?



;~;
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boat
Doesn't look like youuuu theooooo

hair is toooo loooong

but ok ill get to it right now
theowest

failboat wrote:

Doesn't look like youuuu theooooo

hair is toooo loooong

but ok ill get to it right now
i knoo but

ima brow dat hair back >:
Claudia_old
why did you change your name
WHY
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boat
because i'm a fucking idiot

wish i could change it back
theowest

swagboat wrote:

because i'm a fucking idiot

wish i could change it back
becuz u got the swag
IppE
remember kids, don't drink and browse
Verdisphena
Draw another girl dancing, but in the sea
Corin

swagboat wrote:

because i'm a fucking idiot

wish i could change it back
You can... Just ask...
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boat

Corin wrote:

swagboat wrote:

because i'm a fucking idiot

wish i could change it back
You can... Just ask...
did that yesterday already

still awaiting a proper yes or no reply
Corin

swagboat wrote:

Corin wrote:

You can... Just ask...
did that yesterday already

still awaiting a proper yes or no reply
Rena-chan got hers changed
Claudia_old
and mine didn't ohohoho
still waiting on that reply
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boat


i have to draw with my mouse now that my tablet is broken, but i think it works just as well
friendok

failboat wrote:



i have to draw with my mouse now that my tablet is broken, but i think it works just as well
lol god drawing boaty
Vext_old
Fix dat title. You are renewed.
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boat
never
Vext_old
Ok, can I have a hug instead?
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boat

Vext wrote:

Ok, can I have a hug instead?
what do i look like, a hooker?
Vext_old
Should I answer that truthfully? Also, draw a triangle.
rust45


Best picture I could find of me and I have a stupid look on my face. I'm the one with the facepaint on. May you please do a painting?
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boat
I would, but i broke my tablet, so it will take a little while before i can get back on track :(

I am sorry.
rust45
That's okay, I am a patient man.
IppE

failboat wrote:

I would, but i broke my tablet, so it will take a little while before i can get back on track :(
What did you do?
Shellghost
He tried TBTE's request.
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boat

IppE602 wrote:

failboat wrote:

I would, but i broke my tablet, so it will take a little while before i can get back on track :(
What did you do?
spilled shit for the 1000th time and too much osu!
IppE
You know those tables with a sliding thing for a keyboard? Get one of those and put the tablet there. No more accidental spills shitting up your tablet.
And hover the pen while playing osu! you big silly.
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boat
Too late for that. And im not surprised over it finally breaking, I've had it for like four years.
Vext_old
Horns to you, sir.
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boat


trying to paint with my mouse


so bad
Firo Prochainezo
Wow, that is actually quite impressive compared to most mouse-made drawings.

Awesome!
Vext_old

Vext wrote:

Also, draw a triangle.
Then there is no excuse to prolong the excitement any longer.
Kedi

failboat wrote:



trying to paint with my mouse


so bad
it supposed to be me i guess ? <3
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boat
no its boxxy
Kedi

failboat wrote:

no its boxxy
ok.

edit: yes, eyes are same. face is same. its full of boxxy
Kedi
plus: i loved my eyebrow. you made that so perfect.
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boat
>the joke


didn't try to intentionally make it bad, try making a portrait with a mouse yourself and you'll see how hard it is


No pen pressure, no pressure opacity> no ease of blending, ten times as much effort to make small details, and same goes for just varying shapes overall.
FisHie_old
><> the fish
Kedi

failboat wrote:

>the joke


didn't try to intentionally make it bad, try making a portrait with a mouse yourself and you'll see how hard it is


No pen pressure, no pressure opacity> no ease of blending, ten times as much effort to make small details, and same goes for just varying shapes overall.
i didnt say it because of that. i said because you know how much i fucking hate that girl and you keep doing your shitty jokes.
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boat
Fair enough.
Quaraezha

failboat wrote:



trying to paint with my mouse


so bad
Holy fuck, I can't even draw that amazing with just my mouse.
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boat
Its not hard, only thing that actually requires work is the values, which are a bit off too. Otherwise its just a whole bunch of shapes and scribbles.
FisHie_old
I knew someone years ago who made amazing art with MS Paint, it looked like some game screenshots... O:
Vext_old
My drawings, mspaint, shop, mouse, tablet, doesn't matter. They all look like doo doo compared to dat.
Backfire
I know right?
It's so captivating. I love failboats art.
Cristian
This please!
Thanks
foulcoon

Kedi wrote:

failboat wrote:

>the joke


didn't try to intentionally make it bad, try making a portrait with a mouse yourself and you'll see how hard it is


No pen pressure, no pressure opacity> no ease of blending, ten times as much effort to make small details, and same goes for just varying shapes overall.
i didnt say it because of that. i said because you know how much i fucking hate that girl and you keep doing your shitty jokes.
umad
TBTE

Kurisuchianu wrote:

This please!
Thanks
No
Looks too much like Canneh, failboat cwidt?
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boat
dont joke about it fag
UnderminE
A zombie.
FisHie_old

UnderminE wrote:

A zombie in a penguin suit.
Yes.
UnderminE
Exactly.
Kedi

TBTE wrote:

Kurisuchianu wrote:

This please!
Thanks
No
Looks too much like Canneh, failboat cwidt?
canneh?

do not want
Cristian
Me?, canneh?, who is this guy?
anyways this is me in the laboratory
Ephemeral
quality has slipped

goodbye valhalla
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boat
nonono im getting my new tablet in three days :<
UnderminE

FisHie wrote:

UnderminE wrote:

A zombie in a penguin suit.
Yes.
rust45

failboat wrote:

nonono im getting my new tablet in three days :<
(7 days ago)
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boat
Yeah took me up until two days ago to actually even order it. Should be here any time now tho, supposed to come within two or three workdays after that the order is placed.
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boat






live mouse painting session with people who i don't know


but yeah im going to pick up my cth670 today, so ill be able to pick up the reqests again, but only a day or two after new year
Mianki
Naaw, why did I went jogging
laport

UnderminE wrote:

FisHie wrote:

Yes.
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boat
Okay I'm back in buisness.

tablet came today

and it is so amazingly much better then my old one

Second painting attemt (yes kedi, i didn't forget, but its not finished, I need you to actually talk to be for me to be able to get it done)



Amazingly big improvement solely by getting a far better tablet :>

There isn't a lot that I can do for a late christmas gift for my mother, but hopefully she'll appreciate a framed portrait, despite that I suck at painting.

Now, feel free to give me more requests. I want to test this bitch out.
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boat
theowest: Two cupcakes fucking eachother. Make it look cute. No NFSW shit. just the sex positions
theowest: I have the picture in my head. Too bad I can't draw
swagboat: hm
swagboat: okay
swagboat: ill make it a gif
theowest: that's even better
theowest: great
swagboat: jesus christ what am i drawing
theowest: hahha
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