[Verse1] 聽到我饒舌 所有人都傻 跟我拼的全掛 Ting Daò Wǒ Raó Shé Suǒ Yoǔ Rén Dou Shǎ Gen Wǒ Pin Dẹ Chyuán Guà Hearing my rap, everyone was dumbfounded.Those who battle with me all lose.
哈! 會害怕嗎 看我的麻吉帽子很殺 Ha ! Hueì Haì Pà Ma Kàn Wǒ Dẹ Má Jí Maò Zịh Hěn Sha Ha! Are you scared? Look at my Machi cap,it's cool.
穿的褲子最跨 包括我的DADA鞋最大 Chuan Dẹ Kù Zịh Zueì Kuà Bao Kuò Wǒ Dẹ Dá Dá Siéh Zueì Dà I wear the loosest pants and my DADA shoes are the biggest.
到底為什麼我這麼邋遢 連拉鍊都忘記拉 Daò Dǐ Weì Shén Mẹ Wǒ Jhè Mẹ Lá Ta˙ Lián La Liàn Dou Wàng Jì La Why am I so sloppy?I even forgot to zip up my jeans.
哇! 我摸魚摸到大白鯊 爸爸的信用卡被媽拿去刷 Wa ! Wǒ Mo Yú Mo Daò Dà Baí Sha Bà Bạ Dẹ Sìn Yòng Kǎ Beì Ma Ná Chyù Shua Wa! I slack off and get a Great white shark. (paronomasia in chinese) Dad's credit card was swiped by mom.
隨便她花 一個表哥唱八卦 另外一個唱"我是為你活" Sueí Biàn Ta Hua Yì Gẹ Biaǒ Ge Chàng Ba Guà Lìng Waì Yì Gẹ Chàng "Wa Sǐ Wuì Lǐ Wà" Let her spend money.The lyrics sung by one of my cousins added gossip.Another cousin sang a song called"Wa Sǐ Wuì Lǐ Wà".
我的靈感從他們抓 我做的音樂 你們一定哈 Wǒ Dẹ Líng Gǎn Tsóng Ta Mẹn Jhua Wǒ Zuò Dẹ Yin Yuèh Nǐ Mẹn Yí Dìng Ha My inspiration comes from my cousins.You must like the music I made.
打CS要丟芭樂 把馬子要送玫瑰花喇叭花不如彈吉他 Dǎ CS Yaò Diou Ba Lè Bǎ Mǎ Zịh Yaò Sòng Meí Guei Hua Lǎ Ba Hua Bù Rú Tán Jí Ta Throw grenades when playing CS.It's better to play the guitar when pick up girls rather than give them petunia or rose.
唉呀 我肚子一直拉 吃太多麻辣加珍珠奶茶 Ai Yạ Wǒ Dù Zịh Yì Jhíh La Chih Teì Duo Má Là Jia Jhen Jhu Naǐ Chá Oh no! I have been suffering from diarrhea because I ate too much spicy food and bubble tea.
快要爆炸 快要爆炸~! Kuaì Yaò Baò Jhà Kuaì Yaò Baò Jhà ~! My anus is about to explode! It's going to explode!
啊害我中午不能吃西瓜 下午不能吃我最愛的蛋塔 Ạ ~ Haì Wǒ Jhong Wǔ Bù Néng Chih Si Gua Sià Wǔ Bù Néng Chih Wǒ Zueì Aì Dẹ Dàn Tǎ AhThis prevents me from eating watermelon at noon and my favorite egg tarts in the afternoon.
[Chorus] 我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話 Wǒ Sueí Biàn Ya Gẹ A Wǒ Pi Li Pa La Luàn Jiǎng Huà I rhyme "A" casually and talk shit like "Pi Li Pa La".
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈 Nǐ A Gong A Ma Nǐ Bà Ma Sǐ Huan Wǒ Dẹ Si Ha Your grandpa and grandma, your parents like my hip hop.
我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話 Wǒ Sueí Biàn Ya Gẹ A Wǒ Pi Li Pa La Luàn Jiǎng Huà I rhyme "A" casually and talk shit like "Pi Li Pa La".
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈 Nǐ A Gong A Ma Nǐ Bà Ma Sǐ Huan Wǒ Dẹ Si Ha Your grandpa and grandma, your parents like my hip hop.
[Bridge1] 哈哈這樣念的太慢!把速度加快一點 Ha Ha ~ Jhè Yàng Niàn Dẹ Teì Màn ! Bǎ Sù Dù Jia Kuaì Yì Diǎn ~ HahaIt's too slow!Speed up
跟你們說我表哥的八卦! Gen Nǐ Mẹn Shuo Wǒ Biaǒ Ge Dẹ Ba Guà ! Let me tell you the gossip of my cousin!
[Verse2] 立成是老大 大家拿他沒辦法 Lì Chéng Shìh Laǒ Dà Dà Jia Ná Ta Meí Bàn Fǎ Li Cheng is boss.No one can handle him.
他三十八減八歲的嘴巴不只吃幼齒呀 Ta San Shíh Ba Jiǎn Ba Sueì Dẹ Zueǐ Ba Bù Jhǐh Chih Yù Khìh Yạ His "thirty eight minus eight years old" mouth eats young girls.
用來玩嘻哈 最愛吃龍蝦 無聊不會待在家 Yòng Laí Wán Si Ha Zueì Aì Chih Lóng Sia Wú Liaó Bù Hueì Dai Zaì Jia His mouth is also used to rap and eat lobster.He will not stay at home when he is bored.
喜歡去網咖 他最會講話 Sǐ Huan Chyù Wǎng Ka Ta Zueì Hueì Jiǎng Huà He likes to go to internet cafes and good at talking to others.
因為認識胡瓜 還有一個麻吉是綜藝大哥大 Yin Weì Rèn Shìh Hú Gua Haí Yoǔ Yì Gẹ Má Jí Shìh Zòng Yì Dà Ge Dà Because he knows "Hu Gua" (Taiwan variety show host).He has another friend who is a big wheel in variety show.
捲頭髮 有很多鬍渣 沒人比他會哈拉 Jyuǎn Toú Fǎ Yoǔ Hěn Duo Hú Jha Meí Rén Bǐ Ta Hueì Ha La That man has curly hair and stubble and good at hosting show.
另外一個麻吉賣了阿爾發 最會說笑話 Lìng Waì Yì Gẹ Má Jí Maì Liaǒ A Ěr Fa Zueì Hueì Shuo Siaò Huà My cousin's another friend sold a company called "A Ěr Fa"(A music production company in Taiwan) and good at talking jokes.
我要多學學這些SUPER STAR Wǒ Yaò Duo Syuéh Syuéh Jhè Sieh Super Star I want to learn more about these superstars.
虧妹妹的嘴巴就不會那麼差 饒舌念的太慢軟趴趴 Kuei Meì Meì Dẹ Zueǐ Ba Jioù Bù Hueì Nà Mẹ Cha Raó Shé Niàn Dẹ Teì Màn Ruǎn Pa Pa So that my conversation with girls will not be so bad.Rap like a impotence guy.
好像舌頭太大 嘻哈嘻哈 我們都哈 押的韻全是阿 Haǒ Siàng Shé Toụ Teì Dà Si Ha Si Ha Wǒ Mẹn Dou Ha Ya Dẹ Yùn Chyuán Shìh A Rap like my tongue is too big.Hip hop hip hop!We all hop!The rhyming rhyme is all "A".
你們怕不怕 我都還沒用到 阿里不達 Nǐ Mẹn Pà Bú Pà Wǒ Dou Haí Meí Yòng Daò A Lǐ Bú Dá Are you guys scared?I haven't even used "A Li Bu Da"(means "no value" in chinese) in my lyrics.
阿!用到啦 繼續念吧哈哈!! A ! Yòng Daò La Jì Syù Niàn Bạ Ha Ha !! Ah!I used it!Keep going~Haha!!
[Chorus] 我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話 Wǒ Sueí Biàn Ya Gẹ A Wǒ Pi Li Pa La Luàn Jiǎng Huà I rhyme "A" casually and talk shit like "Pi Li Pa La".
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈 Nǐ A Gong A Ma Nǐ Bà Ma Sǐ Huan Wǒ Dẹ Si Ha Your grandpa and grandma, your parents like my hip hop.
我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話 Wǒ Sueí Biàn Ya Gẹ A Wǒ Pi Li Pa La Luàn Jiǎng Huà I rhyme "A" casually and talk shit like "Pi Li Pa La".
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈 Nǐ A Gong A Ma Nǐ Bà Ma Sǐ Huan Wǒ Dẹ Si Ha Your grandpa and grandma, your parents like my hip hop.
[Bridge2] 唉呀還是太慢啦 Ai Yạ ~ Haí Shìh Teì Màn La ~ Ai YaStill too slow
把速度加到一百八讓你們看看我的嘴巴多可怕! Bǎ Sù Dù Jia Daò Yi Baǐ Ba Ràng Nǐ Mẹn Kàn Kàn Wǒ Dẹ Zueǐ Ba Duo Kě Pà ! Increase the speed to 180 to show you how terrible my mouth is!
[Verse3] 怕不怕 我這個劈哩啪啦嘴巴 Pà Bú Pà Wǒ Jhè Gẹ Pi Li Pa La Zueǐ Ba Don't you scared by my Pi-Li-Pa-LA mouth?
啦哩啦塌忘了刷牙 媽媽罵 被爸爸打 La Lǐ La Ta Wàng Lẹ Shua Yá Ma Mạ Mà Beì Bà Bạ Dǎ I'm too lazy to forget to brush my teeth.Mom scolded me, Dad beat me.
發現嘴巴有八顆蛀牙 真的沒辦法 Fa Siàn Zueǐ Ba Yoǔ Ba Ke Jhù Yá Jhen Dẹ Meí Bàn Fǎ Found eight cavities in my mouth.No way dude.
找不到牙刷肯定是歌迷拿吧 Jhaǒ Bú Daò Yá Shua Kěn Dìng Shìh Ge Mí Ná Bạ It must have been taken by my fans so I can't find my toothbrush.
哎呀被懲罰 一個禮拜電動不能打 要幹嘛 Ai Ya Beì Chéng Fá Yì Gẹ Lǐ Baì Diàn Dòng Bù Néng Dǎ Yaò Gàn Mạ My parents punished me for not being able to play video games for a week.What should I do?
我嘰哩呱啦練我新的卡拉 Wǒ Ji Lị Gua La Liàn Wǒ Sin Dẹ Kǎ La I get up and practiced my new song.
嗯Do-re-mi-fa-mi-fa-so-la-so-la-si-do-mi-fa夠了吧 En Do-Re-Mi-Fa-Mi-Fa-So-La-So-La-Si-Do-Mi-Fa Goù Lẹ Bạ OK!Do-re-mi-fa-mi-fa-so-la-so-la-si-do-mi-fa.I've had enough.
哈哈好三八 要我做功課嗎 你瘋了吧 Ha Ha Haǒ San Ba Yaò Wǒ Zuò Gong Kè Ma Nǐ Fong Lẹ Bạ Haha it's so silly.Want me to do my homework?Are you crazy?
打電話 用我大哥大 可惜沒錢在易付卡 Dǎ Diàn Huà Yòng Wǒ Dà Ge Dà Kě Sí Meí Chián Zaì Yì Fù Kǎ I want to call somebody but I forgot to deposit my prepaid sim card.
要幹嘛 要幹嘛hmm-mm我知道了啦 Yaò Gàn Mạ Yaò Gàn Mạ Hmm-Mm Wǒ Jhih Daò Liaǒ La What should I do? What should I do? Hmm-mm I get it!
飛啊飛啊小飛俠 Fei Ạ Fei Ạ Siaǒ Fei Siá Fly, fly, Peter Pan!
算啦 比較喜歡蝙蝠俠 Suàn La Bǐ Jiaò Sǐ Huan Bian Fú Siá Forget it, I like Batman more.
內褲穿在外面最趴 頭上戴著絲襪 Neì Kù Chuan Zaì Waì Miàn Zueì Pa Toú Shàng Daì Jhẹ Sih Wà The coolest thing is wearing underwear outside the pants and wear stockings on the head.
毛巾當披風 好好橋一下 Maó Jin Dang Pi Fong Haǒ Haǒ Chiaó Yí Sià Towel as a cloak.Be well groomed and well dressed.
告訴我 大家準備好了嗎 跳到沙發 Gaò Sù Wǒ Dà Jia Jhǔn Beì Haǒ Liaǒ Ma Tiaò Daò Sha Fa Tell me guys! Are you ready? Let's jump to the sofa.
啊啊我的媽 我的尾巴被什麼東西插 Ạ Ạ Wǒ Dẹ Ma Wǒ Dẹ Weǐ Bạ Beì Shén Mẹ Dong Si Cha OMG!! Something stabbed my ass!
我揉一下 檢查一下 趕快把眼淚擦一下 Wǒ Roú Yí Sià Jiǎn Chá Yí Sià Gǎn Kuaì Bǎ Yǎn Leì Tsa Yí Sià I rub it and check it.Wipe my tears quickly.
褲子拉一下 藥擦一下 回到沙發來看一下 Kù Zịh La Yí Sià Yaò Tsa Yí Sià Hueí Daò Sha Fa Laí Kàn Yí Sià Put on my pants, wipe the medicine and go back to the sofa.
Boo-ya!我的牙刷 我的牙刷找到啦 Boo-Ya! Wǒ Dẹ Yá Shua Wǒ Dẹ Yá Shua Jhaǒ Daò La Boo-Ya!It's my toothbrush!I find my toothbrush!
[Chorus] 我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話 Wǒ Sueí Biàn Ya Gẹ A Wǒ Pi Li Pa La Luàn Jiǎng Huà I rhyme "A" casually and talk shit like "Pi Li Pa La".
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈 Nǐ A Gong A Ma Nǐ Bà Ma Sǐ Huan Wǒ Dẹ Si Ha Your grandpa and grandma, your parents like my hip hop.
我 隨便 押個阿 我劈哩啪啦亂講話 Wǒ Sueí Biàn Ya Gẹ A Wǒ Pi Li Pa La Luàn Jiǎng Huà I rhyme "A" casually and talk shit like "Pi Li Pa La".
你阿公阿媽你爸媽喜歡我的嘻哈 Nǐ A Gong A Ma Nǐ Bà Ma Sǐ Huan Wǒ Dẹ Si Ha Your grandpa and grandma, your parents like my hip hop.
Just in case that some guys didn't get the point of this post.
There's two speed ups during the break, and the singer actually warned about it.
First one:
哈哈這樣唸的太慢啦!把速度加快一点 (Haha, speaking like this is too slow, speed up a little bit~)
跟你們說我表哥的八卦! (Tell you guys about some gossips of my cousin!)
Second one:
哎呀還是太慢啦把速度加到一百八~ (Nah~ it's still too slow~ Boost the speed to 180~)
讓你們看看我的嘴巴多可怕! (Let you guys see how frightening my mouth is!)
But the fact is that the maximum bpm is only 165...
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