I'm a human.

adam2046 wrote:

I'm a human.

Can't argue with logic like that!

As you can see by how this game has been run, the Priest has rechargeable powers. This was stated in the Priest's PM as well. He can revive once in the Day or in the Night, but not both. The reason why I interpreted as such was because WW2's Priest died early so there was no actual precedent to work on; this would be the first game in which the Priest's powers are invoked.

adam complains that I'm fucking around with the rules when all I did was interpreting the rules in a way that was not congruent with some of you. As such, for the next game you will discuss with me what you think is ambiguous, and I will in turn consult AoH or go by majority consensus.

If you have any ambiguous rules you want to talk about you MAY discuss it here, but for 3-REBOOT, the Host's decision is final. I do not want to damage my spleen repeatedly getting pissed off by word games that some of you guys are playing.

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Voting Larto for obvious reasons

Hey Pasonia, I want following things in my death.

- Pancakes
- Invader Zim
- Rainbows
- Apes
- Turtles
- Eels

If you don't manage to write a story I will not accept my death.
Also, a cookie for whoever sees the hidden message.

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Pasonia wrote:

Pirate.

Damn you're good.

Also, you're making this hard for me if you're serious about the story thing -_-

Have I ever been not serious?



Get Tode to do it ^_^

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<SFG|Rh> your friends can try again to kill me tomorrow night ^_^
<Larto> Who says I still have friends
<SFG|Rh> adam does
<SFG|Rh> i know you two are great wolfie buddies
<adam2046> pachow~
<Larto> Hi adam
<Larto> wolf buddies for live mirite
<SFG|Rh> and im always looking for your friends <3
<Larto> Meaning in around an hour I won't be your buddy anymore
<Larto> ;(

Poor Larto...

ONE HOUR? Cool - I don't get a PV. Then again she's probably writing the story.

Woooowww ~ I can't believe this. So much Lartovoting going on...

Anyways, SFG seems very sure of herself in Larto, and I dun wanna kill anyone special...so...I vote...

Larto. Lots of wolfy behavior and references have been made...

EDIT: Why is Olinad so quiet these days?

nardi11011 wrote:

<SFG|Rh> your friends can try again to kill me tomorrow night ^_^
<Larto> Who says I still have friends
<SFG|Rh> adam does
<SFG|Rh> i know you two are great wolfie buddies
<adam2046> pachow~
<Larto> Hi adam
<Larto> wolf buddies for live mirite
<SFG|Rh> and im always looking for your friends <3
<Larto> Meaning in around an hour I won't be your buddy anymore
<Larto> ;(

Poor Larto...

I did it for the lulz/reply to SFGs i know you are great wolfie buddies.
Take it seriously if you have to <3

On a side note

I hate you because I love you too much...








...that's a lie, I hate you completely.

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*throws an army of turtles at Larto*
hey this is fun

This game is pretty much over :/

Todesengal wrote:

This game is pretty much over :/

Todes, you broke it, didn't you?

:<

wasn't me

it was SFG

Dusk 4
Middlenow Town Square Shopping Center
First Floor

The sun slowly set on the fourth day, and everyone awaited Lardo's imminent death. The doomed man in question was currently lounging in his room, stuffing himself with syrupy pancakes while watching an old episode of Invader Zim.

"Hee," he giggled to himself. "It's funny cuz he's an alien."

BAM! Lardo whirled in his armchair to see Pasonia standing in the doorway, a board game tucked under his arm and a turtle on his head.

"Why--" He stopped, not sure what to ask first.

Pasonia set the turtle down gently, patting its head. "Let's play a game, Larto buddy." He raised the board game and Lardo frowned.

"Eels and Escalators?" He glanced at Pasonia, who was grinning.

"I'll make a deal with you. If you win, you can leave....alive. If you lose...you die." Lardo opened his mouth and Pasonia cut him off. "No, you don't have a choice."

Lardo sighed resignedly and reached for the game.

--

"Better watch out, Lardo," Pasonia taunted. "You're getting awfully close to that hungry eel." He moved his own piece up another escalator.

Lardo swallowed, picking up the dice. "Come onnnn, escalator!" With a silent prayer, he threw the dice.

"Eels." Pasonia smirked at him as Lardo was forced to move his piece down another eel. His smirk widened when he himself went up yet another escalator.

"Come onnnn escalator escalator escalator!" Lardo practically flung the dice onto the board, rejoicing when they came up escalator. "Yes! Escalators!"

Pasonia scowled and surrepitiously pointed at the dice. As if nudged by an unseen force, the dice flipped over to eels. "Sh--"

The host hummed as he watched a despondent Lardo move closer to the Eel of Death and he moved his own piece up the next-to-last escalator. "Better watch out, Larto. If you get eels again, you lose."

With a fervent gleam in his eye, Lardo held the dice up as he shook the furiously. "ESCALATOR ESCALATOR ESCALATOR ESCALATOR--" He launched the dice onto the board. They flipped once, twice...and landed on eels.

There was a frozen moment in which Lardo could only see the damning dice in front of him. Then Pasonia chuckled.

In a flash, Lardo was up and running. The turtle snapped at him in the doorway as he ran past but Lardo ignored it in his panic. Pasonia's cackling laughter followed him down the hallway.

--

Various players let out exclamations of surprise as Lardo sprinted down the darkening street, bemused at both his panic and that he was still alive.

I just have to get out of the city, maybe get to the military, and I'll be safe, I'll be alive--
He skidded to a stop, staring. Standing in front of him in a line, blocking his path, were several angry-looking gorillas wearing rainbow-colored military uniforms and overall looking quite silly. Less silly were the bazookas pointed at him with unicorns painted on them.

(O___O)U

"Oh sh--"

FUCKBLAMO!

--

Pasonia and the others converged on the scene as the gorillas marched off. Pasonia poked the steaming pile of what had formerly been Lardo, then grinned in satisfaction.

"Nighty night, Larto! That reminds me..."
Night 4 is now.

This means you shut your trappers and talk elsewhere. Oorah?"

Pasonia looked at the remains of the carbon-based that was formerly Larto, then snickered his way back to the Resident's Area.

--

Meanwhile...

SFG emerged from the turtle---

SFG: o.o? (stares at the hole in her chest)

---spooking the just-happened-to-be-nearby Olinad to bits and pieces.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Last words

I LOVE TODE

Dawn 5
Middlenow Town Square
Resident's Area

Pasonia could feel the game change a little more as the days go by, but so does everyone. He took the trouble to personally inspect all the sleeping men and women, taking care to only look only enough to verify their lifeforce.

And then, he noticed that the one boy with a permanent snarl on his face felt different.

"Grr..."

Pasonia watched on.

"Go before they spot you."

The wolves took their cue fast, and scampered away.

***

"I knew it," said SFG.
"I knew it," said Wojjan.
"I knew it too," muttered Derekku Chan.

Not quite right. Pasonia dragged out 0_o for show. Dead.

(I don't know what possessed you guys to think you hadn't got a kill, wolfies.)
(0_o is dead and out.)

"Stop acting like you know everything, people. Go have your breakfast; I took the liberty of scouring for sausages and eggs; you will have sausages and eggs for breakfast today. Ah, and since it's morning,
Day 5 has begun.

Now open your trappers---"

SPECIAL CONDITION!

***

Day 5, 9:00AM
Middlenow Town Square
Resident's Area

"Whoa, what's with the rift in the sky? Aaaaauuuugh..."
"Shit! What the hell happened?"

Pasonia looked on. He knew something was wrong the moment the day broke.
"This is bad. This is becoming really bad now... I think some of you guys have realised what's going on for now, but for those who don't know it,
THERE WILL BE NO USAGE OF AUX/WOLF ABILITIES TODAY'S DAY PHASE.
I can barely feel my power being intact," growled Pasonia. "Yukari, why don't you just go away!"
"Chasing an unidentified object, mate. It's giving us here a problem."
"Oh yea? Now the special people here are also having their problems! You're practically disturbing my game!

Pasonia growled, against the heavy rocking of the table. There goes the remains of the breakfast.

I would like to vote myself just to see Tode's death scene, but I wont.

And now, i will reveal my notebook: SFG's Suspicion List v. 1.7! This list is brought to you by myself, Suburu, nardi, and 0_o with Echo as our special wolf informant! I hope you enjoy it!

SFG's Notebook wrote:

* 0_o - "Derekku, thepianist, Echo" CLAIM: Guardian Angel
* supergarlic - vig successor
* Agent Spin Here - no list
* Larto - suspicion list: “Two, Derekku, 0_o, Echo, Wojjan, garlic” CONFIRMED: wolf
* nardi11011 - insomniac
* Derekku Chan - "0_o, Wojjan, Larto" CLAIM: Guardian Angel SUSPECTED: wolf CONFIRMED: wolf
* Olinad - no contact
* Echo - CONFIRMED: wolf
* thepianist - no contact
* YellowYoshi1 - Echo seems to think that he is psychic (maybe) DEFINITELY pro-town
* adam2046 - contact via Echo; possible wolf "SFG, supergarlic, Derekku, Echo, neo@lex, Subi, foul, larto"CONFIRMED: wolf
* foulcoon - completely unhelpful SUSPECTED: wolf CLAIM: wolf
* Saturos-fangirl - CONFIRMED: Psychic
* m980 - villager
* LadySuburu - coroner
* kuwarudo - villager
* neo@lex - "Echo, Wojjan and 0_o" villager
* Wojjan - CONFIRMED: Priest
* Two - villager


people who seem to know about Suburu: adam, foulcoon

people who have not been cleared: ASH, Olinad, thepianist


wolfbaits in the Guardian Angel test: SFG, YellowYoshi1

other wolfbaits: nardi, LadySuburu

infiltrated wolves: Echo, Derekku

oh and also, vote adam

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seriously no more walls of text please they're ugly

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Echo wrote:

*blink*

You missed the most important line in my quote >:|

< Echo> i'm not even going to try to recover from that

tbh i forgot to record that line. i jumped on the YY part going OHEY AN ALLY!

vote adam so I can write his death

DO IT

Todesengal wrote:

vote adam so I can write his death

DO IT

Good enough for me.

Vote adam

^_^

SFG is a pro. This is why I joined up with her since I'm too dumb to play this game on my own most of the time.

Vote adam2046.

STOP RUINING PASONIA'S GAMES

Vote Adam

0_o wrote:

X_x

rofl

m980 wrote:

STOP RUINING PASONIA'S GAMES

i didnt ruin them im just too good at them D:

SFG seems like the type of person who would solve those deduction grid problem solving things from high school or whatever. ahaha :]

ADAM'S A WOLF?

Wait wha~

-.- aiyaaa Vote Adam. I trust the psychic. :]

Yay, we got us another wolfie

vote: adam
votes, boring though his mind.

Through my tummy.

oh ya, voat adam2640 or wuteva

thepianist wrote:

SFG seems like the type of person who would solve those deduction grid problem solving things from high school or whatever. ahaha :]

actually im absolutely terrible at them b/c they arent fun enough to retain my interest ;o

Day has now ended. Allow me some time to do my updates before we enter Night 6.

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why is this game still going

i'm just gonna wait this out, stop voting, and let this game run its course from now on.

Todesengal wrote:

>:(

Err... well.

Todesengal wrote:

vote adam so I can write his death

DO IT

I'm so angry at you right now it's not even funny

okay maybe a little

Dawn 6
Middlenow Town Center
Enforced Perimeter Area

Pasonia was aware that the siege had dragged on for a tag too long, and that his initial agreement with the government was starting to wear out.
"Ugh, if only it didn't have to come to this..."

But the military wouldn't take no for an answer, and around 5:00AM the forces - consisting of two Abram tanks, 3 battalions (exactly the size that almost took down Pasonia on his last trip) and a single element of commandos were knocking at the doors of the Mall.

"Pasonia, what's AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUGH!!!!!!"

Pasonia swore the wolves really didn't know where to pick a spot to kill someone, and promptly gave the wolf a major kick in the ass.

"Jeez!" He looked over to Wojjan's slumped body, now apparently dead. Not unlike some time ago, Wojjan was also stabbed clean in the heart, but this one was pretty violent; Pasonia's clothing were all splattered with the kid's blood.

"...General Traynor, I thought we had a deal? Oh fuck you, I--- what? Uh-huh. You better make sure this is right, or I will personally come over and raise hell in the Pentagon if anything fucks up around here. Yes. Sure thing. You better be sure this is only for the day."

Pasonia clicked the tone off button.

"What's this," foulcoon snickered. "Someone died before me?"
"Yea, someone died before you," blurted Pasonia lazily. Wojjan's a slump on the floor now with his life force oozing out slowly.
"Damned. I was thinking maybe I'd die a tad--- OOOOOF!"
"You shut it and listen," Pasonia wrangled foulcoon and choked him high up on a wall again. "And the same is for you guys. I've just received word from Commander of the Army, GEN Traynor Baxter. He wants me to nominate more than one person to lynch, so I have only two choices for you guys today.

Never mind Phantom Votes today. If you do not vote, you will die and you will be out of the game immediately. Any Priest resurrection will NOT work on you if this is the case.


Now get moving.

Because Day 6 has begun so you can now stop STFU'ing."

Counting from now, you have until Wednesday 12:00AM Wednesday GMT+0800...

Show spoiler for different time zones:
GMT: Tuesday 4:00PM Tuesday
EDT:Tuesday 12:00PM Tuesday
PST:Tuesday 8:00AM Wednesday

In other news...

Two woke up, groggy and wobbly. He remembered everything deathly and clearly.
Now, he has been granted another chance at this game called life, and to announce it he sprang an ambush on a terrified SFG.

That was when he realised that his clothing had rotted away, and basically cops and army boys are pointing their guns at his streakin' ass. He quickly made for the Shopping Center, ransacking the stores for suitable clothing.

Two is now alive and back with voting rights.

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why the heck does it still say its night?

/me watches everyone who voted like good citizens get modkilled for posting at night

hey now the wolves have a chance of winning cooool

I guess I'm missing something, but why are we voting foulcoon?

nardi11011 wrote:

I guess I'm missing something, but why are we voting foulcoon?

foulcoon wrote:

why is this game still going

i'm just gonna wait this out, stop voting, and let this game run its course from now on.

Because it wasn't obvious enough. ;3

foulcoon claimed wolf to let me scan a townie last night, for the first time ever. lucky me i even MANAGED to scan one, instead of finding a sixth wolf ^_^

also we need to kill Derekku t'morrow cus he's definitely a wolf. just fyi guyz

Oh, I completely missed that post.

voet falconfoulcoon

Vote foulcoon.

I think the game has been won?

foulcoon wrote:

the game was won when pasonia decided to give the priest hacks

also don't waste your votes on me, i won't be casting a vote today so i will be autolynched. have fun finishing the broken game.

um, actually even if youd killed the priest before he rez'd another person we still had a 70% chance of winning with the info i had collected. so yeah the game was won when i broke it with my hax abilities, the priest stuff only increased the odds by the last 30%

also point taken unvote vote Derekku

if foul is lying we can kill him tomorrow

Saturos-fangirl wrote:

foulcoon wrote:

the game was won when pasonia decided to give the priest hacks

also don't waste your votes on me, i won't be casting a vote today so i will be autolynched. have fun finishing the broken game.

um, actually even if youd killed the priest before he rez'd another person we still had a 70% chance of winning with the info i had collected. so yeah the game was won when i broke it with my hax abilities, the priest stuff only increased the odds by the last 30%

also point taken unvote vote Derekku

if foul is lying we can kill him tomorrow

theres a 100% chance that you're crazy... why the hell would i lie. the game is over, this thread should probably be over by now.

The game is over. SFG broke it when she hassled Pasonia :/.

not getting involved in the next game if SFG is playing

Pas broke it by not thinking through the rules of the game beforehand. It's pretty obvious the game breaks if the Priest can revive more than once.

Echo wrote:

Pas broke it by not thinking through the rules of the game beforehand. It's pretty obvious the game breaks if the Priest can revive more than once.

It was never obvious to me. Believe me when I say this. I've always thought of the Priest's role as being rechargable. Besides, I hosted this game with near-zero contextual knowledge of the Priest role, so this is one mistake.

However, stop putting the hate on me already. I've had enough of being jeered because I got the rules wrong; dare you say you don't ever make mistakes? Buzz off on that.

Pas made a mistake, it's not the end of the world, stop complaining everyone.

So uh, are we ending the game yet or just letting it run until the wolves die?

Derekku Chan wrote:

Pas made a mistake, it's not the end of the world, stop complaining everyone.

So uh, are we ending the game yet or just letting it run until the wolves die?

1. we would have won anyways

2. we're letting it run until the wolves die

ok, unvote and vote Derreku

The game wasn't broken from the rules of it, but by the fact that I already knew echo and foulcoon were wolves at the beginning of the game, then SFG found out the rest. You guys are really bad at this.

foul i was strongly tempted to edit your post b/c you are being 100% ass

stop being an ass or gtfo

I have thought long and hard about this, and I have come to the following conclusions.

1. As a result of your whining, foulcoon, which I can no longer tolerate, today's round will only lead to a MODKILL of you by me (every message starting from the last one), even if the vote swings another way by some freak stroke of miracle. Additionally, as you have proven incompetent of STFUing even after repeated warnings by the Host, also public badgering of the Host on #forumshit and here on at least two separate occasions, you will be banned from future Werewolf Games hosted by myself until I find you mature enough to not whine and cry about the game.

Reasoning: If you can't stand losing, don't play the game. The Host is always right, the players are always wrong. This should be the way and will be the way from next game onwards.

In lieu of a ban, you may contact me via forum PM with a properly-worded apology. I don't think I'm asking for too much.

2. As a further precaution, I will once again reduce the player size to sixteen on the third game (as in the first game).

3. The third game is slated to enter registration phase in approximately 2 weeks' time (i.e. the week of 20th July), with a full week of registration open and players free to question any of the rules set before the end of the game.

4. Due to point 3, it is painfully obvious that I am enforcing the "Host is right, player is wrong" rule, so any future disputes will be resolved by me, the Host, and my decision is not to be disputed and is regarded as final., carrying the penalty of a modkill on the day any protests occur.

I am hosting this game to the best of my ability, but repeated badgering and questioning me like I'm a convict is beginning to take a toll, both in the way I talk to people on #osu, and my other commitments. While I accept constructive criticism, flaming is out of the question and I should have taken steps to prevent this from occurring in the first place.

5. This game is still a go until the end. I do not accept "this is pointless" remarks and I will kill such messages on sight, starting by locking posts. No public disorder kthx.

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Can't we be above censorship, everyone?

all right get on the flameboat then and burn me into a pile of cinders

hate you guys

mod: kill me, i share fate with foulcoon

Gee guys, why all the E-Drama?

You guys are horrible, just go on playing for fucks sake, if you need to go down, do it with pride.

Dusk 6
Middlenow Town Square
Lynching area

Pasonia sighed. Despite his clearly-worded warnings, there were the dissidents and the undecided amidst the remaining survivors. That made it all the more clearer who is found wanting and who will be dead.

Oddly enough, one of them also requested a death, instead of actively trying to avoid it. Pasonia stared on with nonchalance as he finished reading through all the requests; apparently some people just cannot avoid high tension.

In the Town Square, he clearly announced the names of the people who were spared the guns, and those men were later laser-tagged by the soldiers as friendlies.

"Mr. Pasonia, I appreciate your working with the government forces. I'm sorry it had to come to this."

Pasonia returned the stare blankly. Then with rage, he slapped the soldier around with a large trout out of hammerspace.

"If you were sorry, you guys won't develop the serum in the first place."

***

The gunshots rattled on in the streets. It was a horrible sight to watch five people running for their lives, getting caught in the gunfire, as the Marines clamped down hard on them and viewing them as criminals to the gun instead of civilians.

"Sick bastards," cursed supergarlic.
"I agree with you," replied Pasonia.

At the end of the day, the bodies of m980, Olinad, Agent Spin Here, Saturos-fangirl and the vote-leading foulcoon were all found dead, lying in separate locations all over the Town Square area. The troops marched back, satisfied that they were rid of some menace.

"I thoroughly hate the military for doing this," spat Pasonia. "But, a job to be done is a job to be done, and now...
It's Night 6..
Do the necessary. I'm very tired of talking about this."

Remaining players on the list now are:

• 
  * supergarlic
  * Two
  * Derekku Chan
  * LadySuburu
  * nardi11011
  * YellowYoshi1
  * thepianist

Due to a slight, the Night is extended for a bit, until 12AM local time (12 hours from now).

Additionally, since we're left with so little people, Day-Night cycles are shorted to 1 Day and 12 hours respectively.

Dusk 7
Middl... does it matter now?
Resident's Area

Pasonia woke up to the sound of the bird chirping on the seventh day of chaos. Then he realised it's been a full week already. By now, most of the remaining seven have gotten over their shock of the death. It's like an evil addiction that grows on people, and Pasonia truly worried for the mental health of everybody.

"It's not even normal to kill like it was an act of 'supposition', jeez..."

***

"Six. So nardi's missing."
"Presumably dead," remarked Two as he casually munched a pretzel on the breakfast table - everyone's perishables were about to go and the pretzels shouldn't stay. "Let's not give this a damn, shall we?"

Pasonia's worries weren't unfounded after all, it seems. He wished the day would end quicker, but it just wouldn't.

(nardi11011's dead, and...
Day 7 has begun.)

oh noes i'm ded

this sux major ballz0rz

Vote: Two for talking during Night 6

vote derekku

Why are you guys voting for me? o.o;

Because you were confirmed a wolf.

Darn. My cover is blown. Uhhh shit think fast think fast OH I GOT IT



...



Role claim: Vigilante's Successor's Successor with a new gun

^_^?

Vote Derekku.

Because I can and it's free. Because you're a wolf.

Oh well. It's been a good game. But my vote still stands ^_^

*shows his teeth and growls*

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Unvote.
Vote Derekku.

100% votes are on me. End day plz~

As you wished, Derekku.
***
Dusk 7
Middlenow Town Square
Sunset Cafe

Dusk quickly arrived, since the decision was made pretty swiftly by the remaining people on the game.

"Today's kill will be a bit specialised," remarked Pasonia. "The government should know now NEVER to mess with my games."

Quietly, the Host signalled for everyone to stay away from Derekku Chan, who wasn't too sure why everyone was backing away from him. Then he noticed a shimmer in the sky, and thought that to be an answer of heaven.

"Oh..."

KABOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

Within the flash of an eye, a beam of light descended on Derekku, obliterating the whole of the town square. Everyone else could only watch, some wide-eyed, at how Derekku was taken.

"Oh fuck, I overdid this," Pasonia cried while slapping his palm on his head. "Now they're going to come after me for utilising too many satellites."

(Derekku Chan is dead and out of the game.)

"Additionally, guess what?
It's night time now. Night 7 has arrived.
The next day will come as soon as the wolf kill is confirmed."

A beam of light? I went to Heaven? :3

*dead*

Dawn 8
Middlenow Town Square Shopping Center
Somewhere in the rubbish dump

Pasonia stared on at Two, who fell down into the rubbish dump in an exceptional manner. Apparently, he was killed before he was thrown off, but this is just plain ridiculous.

"Legs in the air, head in the rubbish, sticking out like a sore thumb," went a descriptive by Pasonia. "Now we have, uhh... five left."

(Two is dead, out of the game.)

Everyone began looking left and right of themselves, trying not to meet Pasonia's gaze directly.

"Day 8 begins now.
Put your votes down asap.
The day ends at 12AM Sunday local time (14 hours from this post) since we only have five four people left."

As per SFG's request after death:

Vote: thepianist

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