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Larto
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Create fun situations for the turtle! It can't spend its whole life going to work.


Here you can see the turtle enjoying a nice day off work. It's very interested in volcanoes.
But it is time to leave for the turtle, as the volcano already erupted and the situation might become just a bit dangerous if it doesn't leave.
The turtle luckily makes it out of there in time, and now enjoys the contents of its suitcase.
In its suitcase there are cookies and other kinds of sweets. It isn't worried about getting toothache, because turtles have no teeth.

PS: The turtle always has a good day.

(inspired by krisom)
Lilac
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Lilac
10/10 would read again...

...Wait, I already have!
Powerdrone
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Powerdrone


The turtle returned home from his volcano vacation to meet with his best friend Frank. Frank is a great white shark. Frank was very hungry when he saw the turtle, so he decided that he was going to eat lunch. Of course he told the turtle to come along. They went for a quick bite at a buffet. They both quite enjoyed their meals.
The turtle offers Frank some of the sweets that he keeps in his suitcase. Frank very much enjoys the candy, but makes sure not to eat too much. Unlike the turtle, Frank has many teeth.
However, the turtle has plans for the rest of his day, and so he says his goodbyes to Frank and makes his way to his next destination.
OzzyOzrock
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OzzyOzrock
Croaikey. That shock is hyooj.
Randy96
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Randy96
Turtle enjoys a ride with his friend/relative/elder/sibling.
Shellghost
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Shellghost
I actually love this thread.

A lot.
Dragvon
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Dragvon
Lemme try this.

Jarby
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Jarby


Jesus and pals fight over the last turtle at the dinner table. The turtle doesn't seem to mind one bit.
Krisom
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Krisom

Jarby wrote:



Jesus and pals fight overthe last turtle at the dinner table the candies at the turtle's suitcase. The turtle doesn't seem to mind one bit sharing all his candies with his new friends. At first, Peter says "But turtle! you only have one lolipop and 3 bubblegums there!", and the turtle replies "Do not fear, just share these candies with your friends", at first, it seemed the candies were not enough, but then a miracle happened, the candies didn't stop appearing from the turtle's suitcase. Everyone ate until they were filled up. Then Jesus had an idea "Let's go to a mountain near Galilea's sea just with 7 breads and some fishes!, we'll do a picnic!"
NotShinta
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NotShinta
I do believe this is the best thread I've seen in Off-Topic. I will go to work now.
Cuddlebun
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Shortly after spending time with Jesus and all his cool friends, the turtle decides to go see some entertainment. He enters a theater and who else does he see as the opening act but START POWER, the most famous up and coming band in all of Finland! Halfway through the show, START POWER invites him to come on the stage as a lucky audience member! The turtle is so flustered he can do nothing but smile--but the rest of the audience doesn't seem to mind. After the show, the turtle was signed onto several record and movie deals for his winning smile and that dashing suitcase of his.

However, the turtle has other things to do on his day off, so he will have to perform at another date.
Mashley
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Mashley
The turtle feels a surge of power within him and suddenly grows FUCKING HUGE
Ephemeral
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Ephemeral
welcome to valhalla, mr turtle
awp
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you goofball, get down from there
Sinistro
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Inspired by his stint on top of the globe, the turtle decides to get some labels and stamps on that suitcase of his by travelling around the world. First stop, Egypt!
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Our friend finds himself in the Great Pyramid. The sweltering heat doesn't bother him one bit, although it does cause the candy in his suitcase to reach a dangerously gooey consistency. Climbing slowly but surely on the worn bricks, he reaches the pyramid's capstone and basks for a while in accomplishment.

Then comes the really good bit: with the gentlest of pushes forward, our amphibious reptilian tourist speeds down the pyramid's slope, soon gaining speeds he rarely has the chance to experience. Little tears of joy stream from the turtle's deep, deep eyes, sparkling for a brief moment in the sunlight before evaporating in a puff of steam.

Eventually, the turtle reaches the bottom and ends up half buried in the hot sand. He'll be shaking it out of his shell for the rest of his journey, but it's been more than worth it.

Card N'FoRcE
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Turtle wants to bee your friend :3

Zelos
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Card N'FoRcE wrote:

Turtle wants to bee your friend :3
ICWUDT (copyright dkun)
LesTrucsRoses
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LesTrucsRoses
what a shitty situation.



YEAH, I MAKE FECES IN THE URINAL SOMETIMES, WHAT OF IT?
rust45
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rust45

LesTrucsRose wrote:

what a shitty situation.



YEAH, I MAKE FECES IN THE URINAL SOMETIMES, WHAT OF IT?
Our friend got tired and decided to take a quick shortcut through a random pipe he found and ended up in a men's bathroom urinal. He didn't mind however as the trip was restful and the urinal had just been cleaned and was lemon fresh. He then proceeded to his next destination.
Mara
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Our brave friend sneaked in peppy's house. Even though peppy found him, peppy didn't mind, since turtle didn't want to make any harm. They started to play osu! together. After this turtle had to leave, for new adventures. While turtle continued his journey, peppy had manly tears...
mekadon_old
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LunaticMara wrote:



Our brave friend sneaked in peppy's house. Even though peppy found him, peppy didn't mind, since turtle didn't want to make any harm. They started to play osu! together. After this turtle had to leave, for new adventures. While turtle continued his journey, peppy had manly tears...
I kinda lol'd
Galkan
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Galkan
I think DataCirno's post is the best in this game so far ;)
Another multiple Valhalla?
Ekaru
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Ekaru
Turtle passed through a dimensional hole and found himself in the wrong ocean. Turtle did not seem to mind, however, even as the Samurott was charging at him, because he knew he could get back through the loophole, which he was right on top of. However, right after this picture was taken the hole closed. The turtle was still not worried, however, because he had a thick shell and the horn just bounced right off of him.

"You're so thick!" said Samurott, and they became friends and played in the ocean together. Turtle wanted to share some candy with Samurott, but Samurott looked old and turtle wasn't sure if Samurott could handle it. Samurott almost attacked Turtle but just said that he's quite young and for Turtle to use better tact. Samurott ended up eating all of Turtle's candy.

They then saw Ash taking a tour of the ocean in the boat. "Hey," said Samurott, "want to have some fun?" They then proceeded to wreck the boat and drownl Ash. Turtle didn't mind, however, because he thought the boy was just sleeping. Samurott, however, was ecstatic to get rid of the asshole who enslaved his son, Oshawott, and finally got to see his son again, who was released from the Pokeball right after Ash died- err, went to sleep. He was so happy, in fact, that he accidentally knocked Turtle all the way back into his dimension.

...And this is why I'm not a writer or an Editor.

OzzyOzrock
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don't drag it onto your desktop lol, download/save the picture
Shohei Ohtani
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Ekaru wrote:

the hole closed. The turtle was still not worried, however, because he had a thick horn that just bounced right into him.

"You're so thick!" said Samurott, and they became friends and played in the ocean together. Turtle wanted to share some candy with Samurott, but Samurott looked old and turtle wasn't sure if Samurott could handle it. Samurott said that he's quite young. Samurott ended up eating all of Turtle's candy.

They then saw Ash taking a tour of the ocean in the boat. "Hey," said Samurott, "want to have some fun?" Turtle didn't mind, because he thought the boy was just sleeping. Samurott, however, was ecstatic to get the asshole of his son, Oshawott. He was so happy, in fact, that he accidentally knocked Turtle all the way back into his dimension.

...And this is why I'm not a writer or an Editor.
o-o.
Cuddlebun
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Cuddlebun

Ekaru wrote:

"You're so thick!"
Powerdrone
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The turtle popped out of the dimensional portal right onto the Red Carpet of the Golden Globe Awards! Luckily, Darren Criss was there to save the turtle from the onslaught of paparazzi. He propped the turtle right onto his shoulder and proceeded to be super awesome. The turtle offered Darren Criss some candy from his suitcase. They laughed and had a good time. But then the paparazzi started chasing them so they ran inside the actual awardy place and were safe. :3
Ekaru
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CDFA wrote:

Ekaru wrote:

the hole closed. The turtle was still not worried, however, because he had a thick horn that just bounced right into him.

"You're so thick!" said Samurott, and they became friends and played in the ocean together. Turtle wanted to share some candy with Samurott, but Samurott looked old and turtle wasn't sure if Samurott could handle it. Samurott said that he's quite young. Samurott ended up eating all of Turtle's candy.

They then saw Ash taking a tour of the ocean in the boat. "Hey," said Samurott, "want to have some fun?" Turtle didn't mind, because he thought the boy was just sleeping. Samurott, however, was ecstatic to get the asshole of his son, Oshawott. He was so happy, in fact, that he accidentally knocked Turtle all the way back into his dimension.

...And this is why I'm not a writer or an Editor.
o-o.
You only changed one word, too, and just rearranged the rest. That's some pretty damn good work right there! *applauds*

@Powerdrone: I laughed.
Pormqual
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Kitsunemimi
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Pormqual wrote:

SPOILER
:<
Mara
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Mara
Damn it Juha.
Crakila
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Crakila
Dragvon
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Dragvon
Posted in another topic, but here it's where it belongs :3
Cuddlebun
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Cuddlebun
tha--that's not a very fun situation for the turtle! :<
Shohei Ohtani
Shohei Ohtani

Cuddlebun wrote:

tha--that's not a very fun situation for the turtle! :<
It is a very fun situation!. It was cold outside, and Mr. Turtle wanted some cover so he could sleep at night!. Luckily, lizzy-sama had the perfect blanket!
TBTE
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TBTE
I can't I just Can't I have to do something sensible Right now....
TBTE
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TBTE

As the Turtle Walks out of my Avatar
It Realizes that it left it's wallet, Driven by the $127 that he left in the wallet he heroically goes back into the wilderness...
Mismagius
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Mismagius

thebesthingever wrote:


As the Turtle Walks out of my Avatar
It Realizes that it left it's wallet, Driven by the $127 that he left in the wallet he heroically goes back into the wilderness...
now this thread is over too


rip
Kitsunemimi
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Kitsunemimi

Blue Dragon wrote:

now this thread is over too


rip
:( :cry: :( :cry: :( :cry: :( :cry: :( :cry: :( :cry: :( :cry:

I actually really liked this thread too :(
Mara
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Mara
Just lock it and let it rest.
Haneii
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Haneii
:(
OzzyOzrock
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OzzyOzrock
Damn it.
Sinistro
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http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/M ... GoodToLast
NotShinta
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NotShinta
THE SB IS CANCELLED, RUBIDIUM
TBTE
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TBTE
Awwwwwww......
:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

RAGE
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Cyclohexane
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thebesthingever, you already ruined the thread.

Please stop posting in it.
Shellghost
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Seriously, my god.
Jarby
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Lybydose
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Sinistro wrote:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooGoodToLast
Why did I fall for this?
Sinistro
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Well, I guess it's derailed enough to lock now.
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