Finally done with that piece of worthless junk. Crap, Monstrata, when you started making things like Sasageyo and Goodbye to a world, I actually started getting my hopes up that you were finally going to break out of your terrible Taki and Mitsuha stage and start cranking out truly admirable maps. Even though Yume Tourou raised a red flag or two, I still had high hopes. And then this self-indulgent pretentious abomination gets vomitted onto the site. This is not only your worst map, but possibly the worst map I have ever seen. Why? Others were bad as satire, ignorance, age, or inexperience. You qualify for none of these categories, you have no excuse.
Believe me, I have nothing against sesame street, be it Elmo, Cookie Monster, or Ernie. And I have no problem with someone in the osu community championing the genre as a flagship of broadening horizons. What I do have a problem with is that you, the person championing it, have absolutely no respect for the music or its structure. At the slightest "cookie" or "butter", you are more than happy to start disregarding the music and just throwing triangles where you just make the distance and position anywhere you feel like, no matter how awful the end result is.
This vulgar excuse for a map reeks of every stupid and arrogant Monstrataism the community has had to bear witness to: Triangle jumps with no musical reasoning, sky high DS at random times, triangles that just decide to jump to some random part of the playing field with no warning, buckshot spread patterns with no cohesive structure, triangles that space out to absurd degrees, rampant abuse of SV changes and BPM modification to cover up lazy mapping, triangle jumps that clearly are just cases of Ctrl+H and Ctrl+J abuse, and worst of all, using the music genre as your own little shield to justify every little moment of "I map like this because fuck you, I'm Monstrata" you can stuff in your pathetic and self-subservient maps.
Stop using songs as canvases for your abhorrent "artistry", stop using your cult of personality to force your lazy work on others, and stop thinking that maps are good just because a computer designed to perfectly perform with flaw can manage to beat it.
