OT!News
There's been bullshit this morning, so make sure to bring out your bullshit umbrellas.
~john, OT climatologist
By johnmedina999
Disclaimer: The following opinions do not represent the views of the OT!News staff, except for the writer of the opinion section.
Before you complain, yes, I'm using OT!News to complain about something. But this is a dire and serious situation.
Today, I awoke to find abraker's dumb thread pinned. Why was it pinned? Should every single guide be pinned? I remember Zekks posted a guide a while back on how to get into OT!News. Why wasn't that pinned? Maybe every single metathread that takes more than ten seconds to make should be pinned. If so, why wasn't Stefan's OT Medley pinned? It was probably one of the top 10 highest effort shitposts on OT, but it wasn't pinned. abraker's thread has no right to be pinned.
The only reason why OT!Chronicles is pinned is because I organized a trade with Flanster to unpin OT!News 19 in exchange for it. I, the thread owner, explicitly gave my permission to trade pinned threads. Well, abraker's dumb thread took the place of the shitpost thread, a thread that is beloved my many and which many people fought for when it was locked. Did the thread owner approve of the switch? No, no he didn't.
I bet abraker has some pipeline with a corrupt mod or member of OT Parliament. This really isn't fair, so I plead for whoever is responsible for this to please undo it, and I will forgive you 100%. Thank you for your time.
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Credits:
We would like to take this opportunity to thankkai99 and Blitzfrog for giving us so much cancer that we needed to bleach our eyes, abraker for tidying the cancer, johnmedina999 for grammar nazi-ing, and a collaborative effort to make the cancer look nice. We also would like to give special thanks to everyone in the official Discord server for giving us the support needed not to shoot ourselves. Until next time!
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