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kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
Topic Starter
kai99
you are having a duck and you happen to remember the ducky event that happened this morning. your friend decided to throw a duck at you and call you a duckhead for having duck reflexes. not to mention that you got duck all over your new tshirt. well, the tshirt was of duck quality anyway.

so, basically, you were having a ducky day. not like the ducky weather helped you at all. feeling like duck, you wipe your duck, flush the toilet, open the ducky bathroom door that is about to fall apart, sit on your ducky sofa and open your duck laptop, in order to find somewhere to duck your duck rant on. after doing that, you proceed to post some more duck on the forums made for duck and you pick up your phone and duck on your ducky friend. unfortunately, your ducky friend is of no help. he always succeeds at making you feel duckier.

all this duck is making you feel more ducky. i guess ducky keyboards are nice.


use one swearword in your writing and replace them with animals
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers
duck you m9
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
You son of a beaver
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
ducking duck
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
looking for duck gf
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
Alflac is a duck. He like to quack and quacking his own business. One day he decided to quack in middle of the. Little does Aflac know that is the last of the quaking day.
click here to find out what happen next
FuZ
363 posts
Joined January 2011
FuZ
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
dorkcs

Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks
shrimp
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Holy seals
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz

Hyerim wrote:

dorkcs

Thats one mass ducksacre
Naimae
66 posts
Joined September 2011
Naimae

embedding :thonkang:
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Stuff that trash up your anteater imo
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
We eat duck fetuses too

KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
Is that a dinosaur?
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Baby ducknasaur

KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
W-what he's doing with that fork???
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999

KupcaH wrote:

W-what he's doing with that fork???
Lifting it into his mouth.
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Ashton
2,039 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton
I ducking hate eph he ducking exiles users for no ducking reason other than being ducking bad at posting ducking threasd even if it doesn't ducking break any ducking rules. Baka!
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye

Canadian Baka wrote:

I ducking hate eph he ducking exiles users for no ducking reason other than being ducking bad at posting ducking threasd even if it doesn't ducking break any ducking rules. Baka!

Ephemeral wrote:

after a while of being exiled and chatting relatively nicely in other people's threads, an exiled user might be returned to normal.
chatting relatively nicely in other people's threads
Ashton
2,039 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton
I ducking hate people who ducking think I actually wanna ducking be unexiled because I ducking don't bakaS!
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Then post worst in other people's threads
Ashton
2,039 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton

Hyerim wrote:

Then post worst in other people's threads
I don't ducking post in other people's thread very ducking much baka!
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Nanonii
2 posts
Joined May 2016
Nanonii

Hyerim wrote:

Baby ducknasaur

Thats balut right?
kinda want some right now...
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye

Nanonii wrote:

Hyerim wrote:

Baby ducknasaur
Thats balut right?
kinda want some right now...
Yup and it tastes good with Spicy Vinegar and Salt
abraker
Global Moderator
8,356 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker

:) <-------------------------- Gag meter ----------------O--------------> :o
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks

Hyerim wrote:

I almost cried D:
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
Topic Starter
kai99

Citremi wrote:


embedding :thonkang:
u duck at embedding ftfy
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KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
kai, that's so duck!
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
Topic Starter
kai99

KupcaH wrote:

kai, that's so duck!
so the duck went on a journey that would prove this "duck" statement wrong.

though, after all, maybe this was just duck and another duck journey.
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
?
Are you duck?
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
Topic Starter
kai99

KupcaH wrote:

?
Are you duck?
well ducks are ducks..
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks
aw duck
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
D u c c
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
For frog sake, what the frog is wrong with this frogging piece of poop. It's not frogging coming out. What the actual frog is wrong with you. It's like you frogging think you're the frogging boss, well frog you too, you motherfrogger can frogging suck'em. Frog this, I'm gonna frogging pull it out with my frogging hands. UGH, FROG, MOTHER FROGGER YOU PIECE OF FROG. Get the frog out of my frogging...FROG. Ahh FROG this trash, FROG that too, FROG your great grandma too. Who the frog cares about this frogging froghead. Frogtard. Oh, I frogging froggot. Frog my undies too, it's stained. Gotta frogging put it in the frogging washing machine, this frogging piece of trash is just frogging with my head. Oh for frog's sake. I don't give a frog anymore. Frog my life, stop frogging with me. You frog with my I'll frogging pay you double, frogwit. Ok, now I have to frogging wait for this to frogging dry. It's like things just wanna frog with me for no frogging reason. Let's hang this frogging thing on the frogging line. OH FROG, IT FELL OFF. FROG FROG FROGGITY FROG FROGGITY FROGGITY FROG THIS FROG FRROOOGGGGGGG. OH MY FROGGING GOD THE SECURITY GUARD FROGGING PICKED THAT UP. WHAT THE FROG YOU THINKING YOU FROG WIT. Ok. Now I have to frogging go down the frogging stairs just to get my frogging frog back. God frogging dammit. Stop frogging screw with me, life, I will frogging Blitz frog your ass. Ok, I'm frogging going down the stairs. Oh for frogs sake, why am I frogging doing this. Getting completely frogged over for this frogging thing...Why? Ahh, probably cus that chick bought it for me. That mother frogger, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be frogging doing this. Ok. Deep breath. FROG. Let's go. Down the stairs we frogging go. OH FROG, I MISSED THAT STEP, FROG FROG FROGGATAURS, FROGGAMAGGARUS. OH FROG, FROG THAT HURT LIKE FROG. Ok, now I have a FROGGIN bruise on my face, going to the FROGGING security guard to FROGGING get my FROGGING undies. FROG THIS. OH GOD, HE IS SMELLING IT, FROG MY LIFE, WHAT THE FROG IS HE DOING. IT'S MY FROGGING...OK, THAT'S FROGGING IT. I'M GETTING THE FROG OUT. HOLY FROGGING MOTHER OF GOD. WHAT THE FROG. FROG THIS TRASH.
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

Blitzfrog wrote:

For frog sake, what the frog is wrong with this frogging piece of poop. It's not frogging coming out. What the actual frog is wrong with you. It's like you frogging think you're the frogging boss, well frog you too, you motherfrogger can frogging suck'em. Frog this, I'm gonna frogging pull it out with my frogging hands. UGH, FROG, MOTHER FROGGER YOU PIECE OF FROG. Get the frog out of my frogging...FROG. Ahh FROG this trash, FROG that too, FROG your great grandma too. Who the frog cares about this frogging froghead. Frogtard. Oh, I frogging froggot. Frog my undies too, it's stained. Gotta frogging put it in the frogging washing machine, this frogging piece of trash is just frogging with my head. Oh for frog's sake. I don't give a frog anymore. Frog my life, stop frogging with me. You frog with my I'll frogging pay you double, frogwit. Ok, now I have to frogging wait for this to frogging dry. It's like things just wanna frog with me for no frogging reason. Let's hang this frogging thing on the frogging line. OH FROG, IT FELL OFF. FROG FROG FROGGITY FROG FROGGITY FROGGITY FROG THIS FROG FRROOOGGGGGGG. OH MY FROGGING GOD THE SECURITY GUARD FROGGING PICKED THAT UP. WHAT THE FROG YOU THINKING YOU FROG WIT. Ok. Now I have to frogging go down the frogging stairs just to get my frogging frog back. God frogging dammit. Stop frogging screw with me, life, I will frogging Blitz frog your ass. Ok, I'm frogging going down the stairs. Oh for frogs sake, why am I frogging doing this. Getting completely frogged over for this frogging thing...Why? Ahh, probably cus that chick bought it for me. That mother frogger, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be frogging doing this. Ok. Deep breath. FROG. Let's go. Down the stairs we frogging go. OH FROG, I MISSED THAT STEP, FROG FROG FROGGATAURS, FROGGAMAGGARUS. OH FROG, FROG THAT HURT LIKE FROG. Ok, now I have a FROGGIN bruise on my face, going to the FROGGING security guard to FROGGING get my FROGGING undies. FROG THIS. OH GOD, HE IS SMELLING IT, FROG MY LIFE, WHAT THE FROG IS HE DOING. IT'S MY FROGGING...OK, THAT'S FROGGING IT. I'M GETTING THE FROG OUT. HOLY FROGGING MOTHER OF GOD. WHAT THE FROG. FROG THIS TRASH.
KupcaH
2,830 posts
Joined January 2016
KupcaH
Frog is ducked
kai99
1,123 posts
Joined July 2013
Topic Starter
kai99
oh
nice
pretty cating nice
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