C. Attempt to go back onto the earth
You make a deal with that guy with the horns and the pitchfork. He seems like a pretty cool guy, and decides to send you back to Earth. All you have to do is three things.
First, you must convince Benedict XVI to willingly...
- Rape an innocent Nintendo 64
- Eat at least 10 human babies
- Steal one of those little cans you find in stores where all the money goes to "charity"
- Realize the world sucks, and become an emo
- Kill the next soccer mom with two filled shopping carts standing in front of him in the line at the supermarket
- Steal Brock's penis
- Stand in front of a massive crowd, grab a microphone and shout "I AM A FURRY, AND I'M PROUD OF IT"
Second, you must make sure Uwe Boll gets an Oscar. It doesn't matter how you accomplish this, but it must be the real deal, with the ceremony and everything.
Finally, you must destroy all samples and research data for a newly developed cure for cancer. You have one month to complete all three tasks, and they can be done in any order. Fail, and your soul will be erased. Game Over, no continues.
"Piece of cake", you think, and accept this guy's offer. About ten seconds later, you find yourself back in
index.php. Vince, the Shamwow guy, is standing in front of a table a few pixel rows away, apparently trying to sell something awesome. What now?
A. Approach Vince
B. Go find the pope
C. Go find Uwe Boll
D. Find out more about this cancer cure