Had a rough day and seeking some ways to unwind? Life keepin you down? Are you hankerin for some excitement in your life? Well look no further partner, because at Westonini’s Shirtless Cowboys we’ve gotcha covered!
Here at our fine establishment we’ve got all the entertainment you’d ever desire and more!
BAR
Lookin’ for some fine wine? Perhaps a smoothie, tea, or just some cool and refreshing water? Hit up our well-furnished bar full of the absolute best and most refreshing beverages in all of OT! Our bar is a great place to sit down, relax, and converse with other fellows of culture. Share a laugh, make friends, and create new stories all while chuggin down a nice drink! OT!Bar is a rundown relic of the past. Why go there when our establishment stocks only the best alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks at affordable prices! Don’t forget to give our specialty, Westonini’s Ale, a try. Founded alongside other high-quality alcoholic beverage providers such as TeeArctic1 and MinNin of the Official Union of Drinks, Westonini’s Ale provides some of the best tasting ale that money can buy! So come on down, take a load off, and drink till the cows come home!
Always remember to drink responsibly and make plans in advance.
STAGE
Or for you folks who prefer something a little more exciting, check out our center stage where you can watch our “performers” up-close and live! All of our male performers are well-mannered and well trained with bodies to entice even the straightest of men. Oh, and did we mention that they’re all completely shirtless? You’ll be going from homophobe to homosexual faster than you can say “YEEHAW”. Guaranteed! Our shirtless cowboys are pretty as a peach and offer countless hours of entertainment for you and any of your friends' viewing pleasure. Just remember to be respectful of the dancers and those around you, keep your hands to yourself, and don’t take pictures of the dancers. Show up after dark to get a little more “intimate” with our wonderful performers. They’ll be sure to provide you with the best "experiences" you've ever had!
DANCE FLOOR
Show us your moves and let the music be your guide on our rootin’-tootin’ hoedown dance floor where both guests and performers are encouraged to let loose. Dance to the beat and sing along alongside your favorite cowboys to some of the most popular songs of our generation such as the forum-famous OT!Medley! While there you can take a look at our massive song selection and even request the DJ to play some of your favorite tunes. So don’t be shy, step onto the dance floor and show us what you’ve got. Go wild! Who knows, you might just impress yourself!
Treat yourself right and come on down to Westonini’s Shirtless Cowboys Gentlemen’s Club, where the romanticized wild west is at your very fingertips! I reckon ya won’t regret it.
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