In the interest of providing a viable product in this turbulent and dry age of prohibition, I would like to announce the newest brew from Arctic Enterprises©, OT Cider™!

johnmedina999 wrote:

Oh man, now I'm hyped up. Now I can get a substitute for my drinking pleasure cooking recipes. How much is 4 OTB in USD?

johnmedina999 wrote:

Damn I'll take 20 cases then.

abraker wrote:

I'll take a case. Here's 4 OTBucks. Keep the change.

Quibbly wrote:

Tee you done fucked with that new profile pic.

Back on topic I'll take a case. I'm pretty lightweight

levesterz wrote:

hmm ot cider sound delish

MinNin wrote:

levesterz wrote:

hmm ot cider sound delish

more like.... ot CINDER!

ha ha ha?

MinNin wrote:

REPLACE OT CIDER WITH OT ROOT BEER!

abraker wrote:

You can get plenty of drinks at Dawnsday's Off-Topic Bar that are much better than OT Cider.

MinNin wrote:

OT Cider needs to be banned.. Mostly Pure Alcohol is bad and can kill you!

TeeArctic1 wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

"Confirmed not to kill"

???

abraker wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

"Confirmed not to kill"

???

If you look under a microscope, you'll see the following:

Achromalia wrote:

as my electronic device has touchscreen zoom-in capability paired with desktop web browser zoom in, i can see that there is not fine print that states such. i accuse you of falsifying information.

Achromalia wrote:

Provide non-electronically produced evidence of said non-electronic, real, physical metal can under a real microscope that can fit the can under it. I'll consider your statement then.

abraker wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Provide non-electronically produced evidence of said non-electronic, real, physical metal can under a real microscope that can fit the can under it. I'll consider your statement then.

Have we went to total incompetence here? Cut the can so you can put the metal sheet under. Doesn't take a genius to figure that out.

Achromalia wrote:

Point still stands. Provide evidence stated under the conditions.

MinNin wrote:

Min Beer™

abraker wrote:

MinNin wrote:

Min Beer™

pls, I need a refresher.

abraker wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Point still stands. Provide evidence stated under the conditions.

If you want me to provide non-electronic evidence to you, then I will have to show it to you personally in my lab. I cannot allow anyone to come to my lab; you need OT Royal clearance, so this will never happen. The request you speak of is impossible to fulfill.

MinNin wrote:

Min Beer™

pls, I need a refresher.

MinNin wrote:

Westonini Ale™

Achromalia wrote:

Are you not capable of using a handheld camera? I suppose that would be enough to suffice. Picture the real can itself, as it is, as you have sampled it, thus you should have possession of it.

abraker wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Are you not capable of using a handheld camera? I suppose that would be enough to suffice. Picture the real can itself, as it is, as you have sampled it, thus you should have possession of it.

I'll have you know that the cameras in my possession are electronic.

Achromalia wrote:

MinNin wrote:

Westonini Ale™

please, I'd appreciate a taste of that.

abraker wrote:

MinNin wrote:

Min Beer™

pls, I need a refresher.

abraker wrote:

I shouldn't even be taking photographs in here...

MinNin wrote:

OT Cider needs to be banned.. Mostly Pure Alcohol is bad and can kill you! REPLACE OT CIDER WITH OT ROOT BEER!

abraker wrote:

MinNin wrote:

REPLACE OT CIDER WITH OT ROOT BEER!

You can get plenty of drinks at Dawnsday's Off-Topic Bar that are much better than OT Cider.

abraker wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

"Confirmed not to kill"

???

If you look under a microscope, you'll see the following:

Achromalia wrote:

Hmm.

you need better photo editing skills if you want something photorealistic.

try getting rid of the white outline, it doesn't look right with everything else.

also, the alignment of the table is off in terms of perspective.

there dont appear to be any vials elsewhere.

the vials appear 2D.

I will say, you're pretty decent at it.

TeeArctic1 wrote:

OT Cider only contains 98% alcohol, and has indeed been confirmed not to kill.

abraker wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Hmm.

you need better photo editing skills if you want something photorealistic.

try getting rid of the white outline, it doesn't look right with everything else.

also, the alignment of the table is off in terms of perspective.

there dont appear to be any vials elsewhere.

the vials appear 2D.

I will say, you're pretty decent at it.

This is how things look like in reality. If you are half asleep to realize it, then I'm sorry.

I took a photograph with the same camera during Overlord Ephemeral Farquaad's exile of AsrielDr33murr

TeeArctic1 wrote:

OT Cider only contains 98% alcohol, and has indeed been confirmed not to kill.

Both statements are true, but "confirmed not to kill" is applicable to only one condition stated in the microscopic fine print present on the can

TeeArctic1 wrote:

and I am willing to post the source material with pictures of the machines we use to design our cans.

abraker wrote:

TeeArctic1 wrote:

and I am willing to post the source material with pictures of the machines we use to design our cans.

go ahead

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TeeArctic1 wrote:

Businesses are slowly rising up in OT, both solidifying the infrastructure of OT's economy and raising the quality of life here. But how will the government react to this? Or are we facing an oligarchy?

MinNin wrote:

Forum War I

abraker wrote:

MinNin wrote:

Forum War I

Forum War II. You guys were not around during the OT Civil war.

ColdTooth wrote:

abraker wrote:

MinNin wrote:

Forum War I

Forum War II. You guys were not around during the OT Civil war.

Forum War III