Now here’s one on transformers
Transformers 1: Pretty Cool
Transformers 2: Poorly written 3rd grader’s fanfiction somehow made it into Hollywood, directed by an equally dumb kid
Transformers 3: Ok, transformers actually got really good again, but it didn’t last for long.
Transformers 4: Same deal as transformers 2 but throw in objectifying women and some needless subplots
Transformers 5: why the fuck? Cars 2 is better than this shit! ARE YOU EVEN TRYING MICHAEL BAY?!
Transformers 1: Pretty Cool
Transformers 2: Poorly written 3rd grader’s fanfiction somehow made it into Hollywood, directed by an equally dumb kid
Transformers 3: Ok, transformers actually got really good again, but it didn’t last for long.
Transformers 4: Same deal as transformers 2 but throw in objectifying women and some needless subplots
Transformers 5: why the fuck? Cars 2 is better than this shit! ARE YOU EVEN TRYING MICHAEL BAY?!