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The legend of a shitpost - chapter 4

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On a search for the dankest memes and shittiest shitposts, a group of brave minds stumbled across a post so dank, it made them want to kill themselves.

But since all the people in Off-Topic lack the guts to end their own misery, they instead try to kill each other. This is where we are now. A group of people trapped in unknown terrain go all out to kill each other over the shittiest shitpost of all time.


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Episode 1 - QuillGill, Railey2
SPOILER
They were still unsure about what happened. They set out with the whole group to explore an ancient temple that was rumored to contain shitposts of the highest quality. But they underestimated what they were about to find...



QuillGill and Railey2 stumbled out of the temple, still blinded by what they just witnessed.

"It was never supposed to come to this", QuillGill cried out. "This shit.. after what I've seen, how can I possibly return to feeling like a normal human being? Why am I even alive?"

Railey2 didn't comment, he just sat down as the rest of the group made their exit. People cried, people threw up, bodies hit the floor when his friends started to fight each other. He wasn't able to say anything as he watched the group having a collective mental breakdown. His eyes were empty holes, his spirit was broken.
After the initial confusion wore off, the group scattered. Only QuillGill, who was now talking incoherently to himself, and Railey2, who had lain down, remained at the entrance of the temple.
Railey2 could hear loud voices coming from where multiple members of his group headed off to, but he couldn't bring himself to care anymore. He had given up on life.

"This needs to end", QuillGill whispered, as he unsheathed the sword that he brought with him to each of his journeys. He swiftly moved towards Railey2 and executed him with one quick blow. Railey2 didn't make a sound as he died.

Under every other circumstance, QuillGill would have been shocked by his own deed, the blood of his former acquaintance being splattered all over his own hands, looking into the empty eyes of the decapitated head that was rolling to his feet. But now, none of that mattered anymore. Nothing mattered anymore after seeing the shittiest shitpost that was hidden for who knows how long in that temple.
His only desire now was to end humanity, to prevent everyone from seeing anything that comes even remotely close to what they saw this day.

QuillGill didn't pay the corpse of Railey2 any mind as he turned around and headed towards the wasteland, where the rest of the group ran off to in their confusion.

Episode 2 - Khelly, mx04ma
SPOILER

Khelly was truly puzzled. The second he opened the secret box inside the temple, everything fell apart. Inside of the box: The shittiest shitpost of all times. Everyone ran out of the temple. Khelly, however, stayed in the temple.


As the screams of agony from outside reached his ear, he wondered what their big deal was. As far as he was concerned, the shitpost in the box was mediocre, at best. He has seen worse, way worse in his life. Some might even claim that he shitposted things that were worse himself.

So why is it that his group was now outside, going utterly insane over this shitpost? He didn't know, but he surely didn't want to be outside right now, since he suspected QuillGill and a couple others to be dangerous when their mental state was compromised.

"Oh well"
, he thought to himself. "I might as well..." It has been 3 hours since he masturbated the last time and since everyone else left the temple, this was the perfect opportunity. So he whipped out his dick and started to m... .. ... no wtf Khelly, mate. This has no place in the story. Forget everything I said.




Khelly made his exit as one of the last. He was never the fastest runner, and he was even slower after having seen something so utterly terrible. As he looked around, he saw a few people fighting. Railey2 was sitting on the ground, looking truly traumatized. QuillGill was talking to himself and looked very suspicious with that. Khelly didn't want to stay in close proximity of the temple anymore, he knew what was lurking in the shadows inside of the temple. Not to mention that everyone in front of the temple was currently losing their minds.

He ran towards a forest. Then he saw it, a crumbled, lifeless body on the floor. It was mx04ma, one of the members of his group who exited the temple as one of the first. He had killed himself with a steeled blade, having cut through his own throat. It was not a pretty sight for sure, but Khelly couldn't be fazed by anything after having seen the shitpost in the temple. "I might as well...", he said to himself, as he whipped out his d..


a fuck it. Anyways, he takes the knife and after careful consideration decides to hide in a bush to see whats going on at the temple, where Railey2 is currently being murdered. Khelly might or might have not masturbated on mx04ma's corpse, I'll leave that up to your imagination.

Episode 3 - Aomi, Abraker
SPOILER
An hour had passed since the group left the shitposting-temple. Aomi and Abraker were in no good condition after what happened. They left the scene together, which, as Aomi saw it, was a big mistake. Abraker was no longer the man he used to be. He seemed terrified, confused and kept saying incoherent stuff about himself not knowing whether he was still alive or not.

The shitpost had gotten to him. "It's no use", Aomi said to herself. "I have to leave him behind". As if to confirm her decision, Abraker suddenly started yelling.
"AOMI I THINK I AM DEAD BECAUSE HOW CAN I KNOW IF I AM STILL ALIVE?"
Shivers went down Aomi's spine. He had clearly lost his mind.

"ok then, time to go. See you later, Abraker!" Aomi just wanted to get away from him as quickly as possible now, but for some reason, Abraker was holding onto her arm.

"Aomi... I am dead but I can still talk to you.. .... so does that mean you are d-dead too? But you don't look dead to me, s-so... something is wrong here...M-Maybe it is me who has to make you l-look more dead so everything can be good again"
, Abraker whispered as he pulled out a nasty looking knife.

The second he ended his sentence, he started lashing out at Aomi. Aomi tried to get away from him, but Abraker was too strong for her. A flash of pain went through her head, then her vision went black. The last thing she felt was how the knife cut away her left cheek.



As she woke up, she found herself lying on a bed in a well lit room. Where did Abraker go? For how long was she asleep? There was a mirror on the wall next to her. She turned her head to see how she looked like since her face felt weirdly numb..

Her face was in ruins. Instead of her left cheek there was now a hole in her face through which she could see her teeth, or rather the few teeth that she still had, most of them were missing. Her nose was broken, the whole right side of her face was swollen and bloody. Her lips were bruised and swollen. One of her eyebrows was cut off and forehead was deeply cut multiple times. She was partially scalped too, how was she still alive again?
"W-where am I..", she mumbled to herself

"Welcome to the PostYouInRealLifeHospital."
An unknown voice answered. Before Aomi could ask a single question, the voice started: "You're really gorgeous ; o ; Omg you're so cute. ♥ Omg I love your hair, so cute :3 hot xxxx omfg I want to hugs you"

Aomi, reduced to tears over her utterly desolate face (she hardly looked like herself anymore), was taken off-guard as she couldn't make out even the slightest hint of irony in the voice.

And that was the moment she realized that this place was even worse than the shitposting temple.

Episode 4 - Khelly, abraker, Aomi
SPOILER

This was not what Khelly expected to see. After staying put in the bushes near to the temple, he saw Railey2 getting brutally murdered by QuillGill's sword, which prompted him to run away as fast as possible. After good 20 minutes of nonstop running, he heard two voices.


He could clearly make out Aomi's voice, the other voice sounded like it belonged to abraker, but he wasn't quite sure. If it was really abraker's voice, it had changed quite a bit since he had last heard it. It gave off a vibe of danger that he couldn't quite describe. Khelly decided to observe the two for the time being.

As he came closer, he saw that the second voice really was abraker. Something was definitely off about him, he didn't seem like the same person anymore. Khelly was always one of the most perceptive members of the group, could it be that Aomi hadn't noticed that she was in great danger? Not that Khelly cared, he was just here to observe the two. Aomi never stood a chance. Khelly stayed hidden and watched as she went down and had her face being mutilated by abraker.

It was really bad. Khelly was sure that Aomi died, and abraker seemed to assume the same when he turned his back to her limp body. This turned out to be the biggest mistake abraker made in his life.


By now it was clear that the shitpost affected people in completely different ways.
Khelly lost his empathy.
mx04ma committed suicide.
QuillGill wanted to end the world.
Railey2 stopped to care about life.
Abraker believed himself to be dead.
Aomi however.. Aomi was on a different level.

She seemed fine at first glance, because it was only her subconscious that was affected. Now Khelly was about to witness just how much the shitpost had really affected her.

As soon as she passed out, she turned into a different person. Abraker couldn't even blink, that was how fast it happened. In a fraction of a second, the unconscious Aomi stood up, closed the distance between herself and abraker, and teared out abraker's throat with her bare hands. Abraker and Aomi both collapsed on the ground, but only one of them was still breathing.

Khelly decided that he had seen enough. He thought that abraker was the dangerous one, but he was in the wrong. He slowly backed off, careful to not make a single sound.
DeletedUser_7520443
/in
Topic Starter
Railey2
Episode 1 - QuillGill, Railey2


They were still unsure about what happened. They set out with the whole group to explore an ancient temple that was rumored to contain shitposts of the highest quality. But they underestimated what they were about to find...



QuillGill and Railey2 stumbled out of the temple, still blinded by what they just witnessed.

"It was never supposed to come to this", QuillGill cried out. "This shit.. after what I've seen, how can I possibly return to feeling like a normal human being? Why am I even alive?"

Railey2 didn't comment, he just sat down as the rest of the group made their exit. People cried, people threw up, bodies hit the floor when his friends started to fight each other. He wasn't able to say anything as he watched the group having a collective mental breakdown. His eyes were empty holes, his spirit was broken.
After the initial confusion wore off, the group scattered. Only QuillGill, who was now talking incoherently to himself, and Railey2, who had lain down, remained at the entrance of the temple.
Railey2 could hear loud voices coming from where multiple members of his group headed off to, but he couldn't bring himself to care anymore. He had given up on life.

"This needs to end", QuillGill whispered, as he unsheathed the sword that he brought with him to each of his journeys. He swiftly moved towards Railey2 and executed him with one quick blow. Railey2 didn't make a sound as he died.

Under every other circumstance, QuillGill would have been shocked by his own deed, the blood of his former acquaintance being splattered all over his own hands, looking into the empty eyes of the decapitated head that was rolling to his feet. But now, none of that mattered anymore. Nothing mattered anymore after seeing the shittiest shitpost that was hidden for who knows how long in that temple.
His only desire now was to end humanity, to prevent everyone from seeing anything that comes even remotely close to what they saw this day.

QuillGill didn't pay the corpse of Railey2 any mind as he turned around and headed towards the wasteland, where the rest of the group ran off to in their confusion.
Aomi
can i be the badass
Topic Starter
Railey2
soon™

I'm going to buy some shit first, but I already have some great ideas for this. Aomi, you get your badass-role, I promise :p

Not sure if its the badass you expected to be, but I'll make it happen.

Quill stop deleting your posts, lol.
DeletedUser_7520443

Aomi wrote:

can i be the badass
as long as you don't kill me and I survive until the final episode
Yuudachi-kun
I want to join as the chronic masturbator
-[Jess]-
hi
Kappa FrankerZ
I'm in for the dank memes
FrzR
SeemsGood
mx04ma
i wish i was fucking dead
and could take everyone around with me
Topic Starter
Railey2

Khelly wrote:

I want to join as the chronic masturbator

mx04ma wrote:

i wish i was fucking dead

Episode 2 - Khelly, mx04ma



Khelly was truly puzzled. The second he opened the secret box inside the temple, everything fell apart. Inside of the box: The shittiest shitpost of all times. Everyone ran out of the temple. Khelly, however, stayed in the temple.


As the screams of agony from outside reached his ear, he wondered what their big deal was. As far as he was concerned, the shitpost in the box was mediocre, at best. He has seen worse, way worse in his life. Some might even claim that he shitposted things that were worse himself.

So why is it that his group was now outside, going utterly insane over this shitpost? He didn't know, but he surely didn't want to be outside right now, since he suspected QuillGill and a couple others to be dangerous when their mental state was compromised.

"Oh well"
, he thought to himself. "I might as well..." It has been 3 hours since he masturbated the last time and since everyone else left the temple, this was the perfect opportunity. So he whipped out his dick and started to m... .. ... no wtf Khelly, mate. This has no place in the story. Forget everything I said.




Khelly made his exit as one of the last. He was never the fastest runner, and he was even slower after having seen something so utterly terrible. As he looked around, he saw a few people fighting. Railey2 was sitting on the ground, looking truly traumatized. QuillGill was talking to himself and looked very suspicious with that. Khelly didn't want to stay in close proximity of the temple anymore, he knew what was lurking in the shadows inside of the temple. Not to mention that everyone in front of the temple was currently losing their minds.

He ran towards a forest. Then he saw it, a crumbled, lifeless body on the floor. It was mx04ma, one of the members of his group who exited the temple as one of the first. He had killed himself with a steeled blade, having cut through his own throat. It was not a pretty sight for sure, but Khelly couldn't be fazed by anything after having seen the shitpost in the temple. "I might as well...", he said to himself, as he whipped out his d..


a fuck it. Anyways, he takes the knife and after careful consideration decides to hide in a bush to see whats going on at the temple, where Railey2 is currently being murdered. Khelly might or might have not masturbated on mx04ma's corpse, I'll leave that up to your imagination.
Yuudachi-kun
If the body was still warm I would've stuck it in the pooper.
Topic Starter
Railey2
I expected nothing less
abraker
I am in
Aomi
hello where am i in this story??
railey you fucking liar )':
FuZ

Aomi wrote:

can i be the badass
you were too badass to fit in the story
Topic Starter
Railey2
next chapter will be abraker and aomi
piruchan
Can I be a magical girl?
fat pear
sign up me man
Endie-
story time
Topic Starter
Railey2
Episode 3 - Aomi, Abraker


An hour had passed since the group left the shitposting-temple. Aomi and Abraker were in no good condition after what happened. They left the scene together, which, as Aomi saw it, was a big mistake. Abraker was no longer the man he used to be. He seemed terrified, confused and kept saying incoherent stuff about himself not knowing whether he was still alive or not.

The shitpost had gotten to him. "It's no use", Aomi said to herself. "I have to leave him behind". As if to confirm her decision, Abraker suddenly started yelling.
"AOMI I THINK I AM DEAD BECAUSE HOW CAN I KNOW IF I AM STILL ALIVE?"
Shivers went down Aomi's spine. He had clearly lost his mind.

"ok then, time to go. See you later, Abraker!" Aomi just wanted to get away from him as quickly as possible now, but for some reason, Abraker was holding onto her arm.

"Aomi... I am dead but I can still talk to you.. .... so does that mean you are d-dead too? But you don't look dead to me, s-so... something is wrong here...M-Maybe it is me who has to make you l-look more dead so everything can be good again"
, Abraker whispered as he pulled out a nasty looking knife.

The second he ended his sentence, he started lashing out at Aomi. Aomi tried to get away from him, but Abraker was too strong for her. A flash of pain went through her head, then her vision went black. The last thing she felt was how the knife cut away her left cheek.



As she woke up, she found herself lying on a bed in a well lit room. Where did Abraker go? For how long was she asleep? There was a mirror on the wall next to her. She turned her head to see how she looked like since her face felt weirdly numb..

Her face was in ruins. Instead of her left cheek there was now a hole in her face through which she could see her teeth, or rather the few teeth that she still had, most of them were missing. Her nose was broken, the whole right side of her face was swollen and bloody. Her lips were bruised and swollen. One of her eyebrows was cut off and forehead was deeply cut multiple times. She was partially scalped too, how was she still alive again?
"W-where am I..", she mumbled to herself

"Welcome to the PostYouInRealLifeHospital."
An unknown voice answered. Before Aomi could ask a single question, the voice started: "You're really gorgeous ; o ; Omg you're so cute. ♥ Omg I love your hair, so cute :3 hot xxxx omfg I want to hugs you"

Aomi, reduced to tears over her utterly desolate face (she hardly looked like herself anymore), was taken off-guard as she couldn't make out even the slightest hint of irony in the voice.

And that was the moment she realized that this place was even worse than the shitposting temple.
abraker
10/10 better than expected. Nice use of satire.
DeathHydra
This is a pretty good entertainment thread
Gumpy
/in
Aomi
I was supposed to be badass wtf
Also that "you're so cute" reminded me of chaee for some reason
Topic Starter
Railey2
I quoted her actually, her and some others from the thread
Aomi
Soo.. where's the badass part?
Topic Starter
Railey2
revealed in the next chapter
IppE
DeletedUser_7520443
Chapter 4?
rip?
Lacrimae_old
im down fam
Topic Starter
Railey2
Episode 4 - Khelly, abraker, Aomi



This was not what Khelly expected to see. After staying put in the bushes near to the temple, he saw Railey2 getting brutally murdered by QuillGill's sword, which prompted him to run away as fast as possible. After good 20 minutes of nonstop running, he heard two voices.


He could clearly make out Aomi's voice, the other voice sounded like it belonged to abraker, but he wasn't quite sure. If it was really abraker's voice, it had changed quite a bit since he had last heard it. It gave off a vibe of danger that he couldn't quite describe. Khelly decided to observe the two for the time being.

As he came closer, he saw that the second voice really was abraker. Something was definitely off about him, he didn't seem like the same person anymore. Khelly was always one of the most perceptive members of the group, could it be that Aomi hadn't noticed that she was in great danger? Not that Khelly cared, he was just here to observe the two. Aomi never stood a chance. Khelly stayed hidden and watched as she went down and had her face being mutilated by abraker.

It was really bad. Khelly was sure that Aomi died, and abraker seemed to assume the same when he turned his back to her limp body. This turned out to be the biggest mistake abraker made in his life.


By now it was clear that the shitpost affected people in completely different ways.
Khelly lost his empathy.
mx04ma committed suicide.
QuillGill wanted to end the world.
Railey2 stopped to care about life.
Abraker believed himself to be dead.
Aomi however.. Aomi was on a different level.

She seemed fine at first glance, because it was only her subconscious that was affected. Now Khelly was about to witness just how much the shitpost had really affected her.

As soon as she passed out, she turned into a different person. Abraker couldn't even blink, that was how fast it happened. In a fraction of a second, the unconscious Aomi stood up, closed the distance between herself and abraker, and teared out abraker's throat with her bare hands. Abraker and Aomi both collapsed on the ground, but only one of them was still breathing.

Khelly decided that he had seen enough. He assumed that abraker was the dangerous one here, but he was in the wrong. He slowly backed off, careful to not make a single sound.
Flaus
good shit

/in?
ColdTooth
/in because I know you'll make fun of me
Topic Starter
Railey2
the return of jars of air™
DeletedUser_2024727
bad
fat pear
/in please
Lacrimae_old
/in
Rilene
wow
Aomi
god bless
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