Ok so you wanna become an attention whore... this guide will be easy to understand. Quick. And effortless.
First let’s start by talking about things to avoid if you want to become an attention whore
-laughing normally. You want to build an ego for yourself. To do this you must laugh very intensely. If you laugh at a joke without making it sound like you’re dying, then you are doing something wrong.
-laughing at a joke that isn’t sexual. You can’t laugh at a joke that isn’t a sexual innuendo. No. That’s not interesting to you, so only focus on sexual jokes.
-crying. Crying shows weakness. However, you should also avoid not using crying as a way to gain attention. If you’re genuinely crying because your pet died. Stop. If your fake crying because you’re trying to frame someone’s for hurting you. Good. Make sure you ‘cry’ as loud as you can in that situation
So what are some things you should do?
-Pver exaggerates everything. Drop your pencil in class? Don’t just pick it up. Yell; “oh my god!! I totally just dropped my pencil!! (Fake laugh) so funny!!!” Make sure you say it loud. Whenever you can yell. Bump into someone? Don’t say sorry, yell “Oh my GODDDD I am like so sorry I didn’t mean to BUMP RIIIiGHT into you!!! (Fake laugh)” this is key to becoming a good attention whore.
-make stories. Make stories of how you smoked weed the other night. How you smashed 8 guys on the weekend. How you got so ‘wasted’ last night and the police had to come and arrest you but mirracously you still managed to make it to school/work that day.... making a lot of stories will help improve your massive ego. You’ll be known well if you get rumours spread about you. Don’t stop there, though. Cry like a baby (obviously Fake Andy over exaggerated) when a rumour Orr two do spread about you. Act innocent. Act like the victim.
The more you do (and don’t) do the things mentioned above. The Better of an attention whore you will be. Remember that some wise people will look through you’re fake emotions and know you’re only intentions are to get attention. Those people will simply not give it to you. Those people you MUST get rid of. Those people will hurt your ego.
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First let’s start by talking about things to avoid if you want to become an attention whore
-laughing normally. You want to build an ego for yourself. To do this you must laugh very intensely. If you laugh at a joke without making it sound like you’re dying, then you are doing something wrong.
-laughing at a joke that isn’t sexual. You can’t laugh at a joke that isn’t a sexual innuendo. No. That’s not interesting to you, so only focus on sexual jokes.
-crying. Crying shows weakness. However, you should also avoid not using crying as a way to gain attention. If you’re genuinely crying because your pet died. Stop. If your fake crying because you’re trying to frame someone’s for hurting you. Good. Make sure you ‘cry’ as loud as you can in that situation
So what are some things you should do?
-Pver exaggerates everything. Drop your pencil in class? Don’t just pick it up. Yell; “oh my god!! I totally just dropped my pencil!! (Fake laugh) so funny!!!” Make sure you say it loud. Whenever you can yell. Bump into someone? Don’t say sorry, yell “Oh my GODDDD I am like so sorry I didn’t mean to BUMP RIIIiGHT into you!!! (Fake laugh)” this is key to becoming a good attention whore.
-make stories. Make stories of how you smoked weed the other night. How you smashed 8 guys on the weekend. How you got so ‘wasted’ last night and the police had to come and arrest you but mirracously you still managed to make it to school/work that day.... making a lot of stories will help improve your massive ego. You’ll be known well if you get rumours spread about you. Don’t stop there, though. Cry like a baby (obviously Fake Andy over exaggerated) when a rumour Orr two do spread about you. Act innocent. Act like the victim.
The more you do (and don’t) do the things mentioned above. The Better of an attention whore you will be. Remember that some wise people will look through you’re fake emotions and know you’re only intentions are to get attention. Those people will simply not give it to you. Those people you MUST get rid of. Those people will hurt your ego.
goldbhe
