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"Can you _____?"

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Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
The game is very simple:
Poster A asks a question that starts with "Can you"
And poster B answers the question above, and gives another question that starts with "Can you"
And so on...
So, let's begin!

Can you do a split?
synthwavesquid
no, i don't have the flexibility for that

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can you get me a glass of water?
Farfocele
no, but i can get you a bo'oh'o'wa'er.

Can you get me a seat with Stake F1 Team Kick Sauber?
CLICKMACHINE
No but I'll see what I can do bro trust
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Can you do a backflip?
Westonini
I've never really tried so probably no. All I know is you need to tuck your legs in while you jump. Maybe if I was doing it into something like a pool or god forbid a ball pit I could do it.

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Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
I remember trying it with friends as a joke but turns out I could actually do it. Surprised myself.. even if it's not that useful.
Osudroid96
Yes, and I can do other tricks as well. And I agree it's not useful.

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Can you swim? I mean properly, not just floating
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
No

Can you play chess?
-Izuki-
No
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Can you only sit on one leg?
Farfocele
I don't think so, no.

Can you build a custom keyboard?
CLICKMACHINE
Sadly no :[
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Can you sing very well?
Achromalia
no, but i wish...

with a different voice and texture, with a hint of technique and control, it would have been incredibly cathartic

music is immensely important to me, and there is so much i wish i could sing in the ways i've wanted to

maybe someday i'll get over it. it's a bit difficult to tolerate this existence when i can't really be "real" in the ways that matter to me

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can you find a cheap and peaceful grave for me?
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
No... Why ask me?


Can you clear a 4* in any gamemode in osu?
Farfocele
yeah

can you build a nice city in city building games?
-Izuki-
No, cuz I've never played in this

Can you clean your room rn?
synthwavesquid
no, i'm on a train

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can you order takeout over the phone?
AxisPraxisMDS
Maybe,


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Can you Play H games in Public?
Westonini
Depends on what you mean by public.

Are we talking public place as in like a library? on the bus? in the park? in a vacant parking lot? Are there going to be people around me or is there no one at all? IS THIS A BET OR AM I JUST DOING THIS PURELY FOR MYSELF?

Obviously my answer's gonna differ depending on these factors.

Though I imagine you intend to mean like in a public space occupied by other people where it would be embarrassing to do so. In which case, no I wouldn't be caught dead doing that shit, fuck that. Maybe there are some caveats here and there like if I got a huge sum of money for doing it and the bystanders there were all adults and the setting isn't too out of place for it, but obviously doing that shit in public is weird and if others around you found out what you're doing it'd probably make most of them pretty uncomfortable.

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Simple question. Can you whistle?
AxisPraxisMDS
Nah


Can you play Guitar?
synthwavesquid
well... technically i *can*, just not with any amount of skill

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can you go to the toilet?
Westonini
Well I already used it recently but I can go walk over to it and admire it, sure.

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Can you do 40 push-ups? (consistently)
CLICKMACHINE
HELL to the NAHH. I'd probably drop in 10 max.
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Can you tell me a secret?
AxisPraxisMDS
i rarely talk about secret, but yeah, but u need trusts


Can you Make ai Look dumb?
Achromalia
not right now;;

i mean.... not any more than your interpretation of it will, but it may make itself look dumb on its own from moment to moment, which i imagine you could find with some leisure and entertainment to spare

not up to me though, and i dont have the bandwidth for this because i do not currently care during the contexts and conditions of this hour during this day

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can you use me and my body really quick? i really need to escape this place and this thing for a moment
synthwavesquid
i... okay? i'm unsure what you want me to do with it... you...



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can you draw a dog?
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
I mean, yeah, I just don't have experience in that.

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Can you do quick maths?
BluJellu
I think yea

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Can you say a sentence that has never been said before?
Yami Kurosu
No, I can't, because I need to know everything that was said before

Can you teach your cat to play osu?
-Izuki-
No, because he has paws


Can you receive 1000pp at every gamemode?
Yami Kurosu
I can't do this even in one mode.

Can you draw something beautiful?
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
possibly so
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can you find a worthwhile thread to necro?
Gengar9nn
not really

can you can a can can
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
plausibility so

can you make a match box?
synthwavesquid
no, but a tin can

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can you double jump?
BluJellu
No I can't

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Can you name 2 countries that the equator crosses?
Yami Kurosu
Only one. It's Ecuador.

Сan you measure gram in amperes?
-Izuki-
uhmm no...

Can you say "Hi" in 5 diffrent languages?
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
yeah

can you make a quality shitpost?
BluJellu
No I can't

Can you run a kilometer in under 4 minutes? (6:26 mile pace for 4 minutes)
Gengar9nn
probably not

can your pet?
BluJellu
Uhhh idk what you mean
Yes I can pet things

Can you raise one eyebrow at a time?
JLuca913 891
yes

can you cook
synthwavesquid
yes. now if i can do it *well*? that's a different question

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can you do the can-can?
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
not to can can itself, but still

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can you sing well?
-Izuki-
definitely not


Can you write a little poem?
synthwavesquid
maybe

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can you read a book in a day?
MrMcMikey22
fuck no.

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can you open a can? =P
keremaru
with a can opener? yes.
with a spoon? probably.
with my bare hands? i don't think so.

can you make a "can you" question while asking for a herculean feat that can actually be easily cheesed and/or exploited due to modern technology?
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
Yes

Can you slay a 9-headed hydra?
Yami Kurosu
No. I'm afraid of it.

Can you leave your house with your eyes closed without touching the walls?
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
maybe

can you explain to me what is a monad in functional programming plz this bothers me to no end
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