A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. So much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood! He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
[S] a woodchuck could ingest 361.9237001 cm3 (22.08593926 cu in) of wood per day.