You know you're an otaku when...

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H_Hitachiin
.You come to the Otaku Culture Forums everyday
.90% of your osu! beatmaps are Japanese.
mathexpert
- you fap regularly to 2-dimensional girls
- you understand the jokes in parody animes like lucky star or seitokai no ichizon
Irisu
-you pay $95 for one figurine to be shipped when American figures only cost $15
- you attend every single anime convention near you
-you cosplay an anime character for Halloween
Aoriki
- you see something similar that happen in a scene and point out "OMG THAT HAPPEN IN [Insert w.e you think its from] SERIES!"
- Your wallpapers are usually from Anime series/Game series
- 80% of your music is Anime
pielak213
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Keichirou
- Using anime character picture as your avatar
Apex
You are extremely cynical and writes sublime novel-mangas that criticizes the real-life and you get a literature prize for it.

You hate boobs, dyed hair, moeshit, and intentional naked-ness because they are way too fake, the ones who have them are all dangerous, corrupted, and evil succubuses. They only want your attention and money.
reigi
- when your Hard Disk is full because of anime.
DaddyCoolVipper
I'm pretty sure that otaku don't love Japan at all. After all, that's where they live.
Jarby
When even your family is ashamed of your existence in Japanese society.
GeeNX
When your teacher let you bring your mp3 on P.E classes while you run and you listen just to openings/endings
Suzu
-When you come home and start to download new episodes of your favorite anime.
-When you say "jan...ken..pon" instead of "stone paper scissors"
Buu
-When you're cycling, and you start slowing down so you're riding down the hill the when the beat of your music (OST) drops.
South
6 of those bullet points apply to me
_Azusa_
- When you start acting like their favorite character.
- When you insult someone of "baka!" instead of "stupid!"
- When you cellphone music playlist are fulfilled of anime op's/ed's/insert/character cd songs.
- When you realize that you've seen more than 100 animes.
- When you cried with deaths and tragic moments on manga/anime.
- When you realize you know a lot about anime/manga more than your friends.
- When you see that most of the songs that you mapped are all op / ed / insert songs from anime.
Lance
When you don't post in threads saying you're an otaku
H_Hitachiin

GeeNX wrote:

When your teacher let you bring your mp3 on P.E classes while you run and you listen just to openings/endings
That.
XSCX
All of those comments apply to me :D
H_Hitachiin

XSCX wrote:

All of those comments apply to me :D
In which way?
UnderminE
When you don't have an actual life.
When you start fucking your life.
When you start being too obsessed about not-living things all the time.
When you psychologically forget that you are a living creature.
When you go outside just for anime/manga/Japanese-related stuff like buying something or going to a con.

And all. Other else are just "liking anime/manga/Japanese culture" not being otaku. I can not understand what is good about being an otaku. A person who goes to school, talks with friends, falls in love with a real girl/boy, does other things except Japanese-related stuff and still calls himself/herself as an otaku. That is not what otaku means.

WHY AM I BEING SERIOUS IN A THREAD LIKE THIS

Jarby wrote:

When even your family is ashamed of your existence in Japanese society.
Also well said.
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