Aw, fine. Let's see what I can get from here~
SPOILER
First part
If you think this is for a real Taiko and you read this, if you understand the true meaning of these words, you'll know that this receipt provided here is nothing but me putting a bunch of random Japanese text together, to make you laugh. (don't understand the rest)
Second part
More importantly, enjoy reading this badly-translated junk on this receipt together with your product.
Third part
The total sum is as shown below: 9999999 yen
And please sign your name here.

If you think this is for a real Taiko and you read this, if you understand the true meaning of these words, you'll know that this receipt provided here is nothing but me putting a bunch of random Japanese text together, to make you laugh. (don't understand the rest)
Second part
More importantly, enjoy reading this badly-translated junk on this receipt together with your product.
Third part
The total sum is as shown below: 9999999 yen
And please sign your name here.