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Vext hates life even more now. Discuss.
Welcome to REAL LIFE! 
Also I know how you feel, I got a benefit reduction letter today :<
Less monies...
Also I know how you feel, I got a benefit reduction letter today :<
Less monies...
Tell them you have cancer or something.
or that you're gay or otherwise impaired to make a fair decision on court case _____Shellghost wrote:
Tell them you have cancer or something.
Shiirn wrote:
or that you're gay or otherwise impaired to make a fair decision on court case _____Shellghost wrote:
Tell them you have cancer or something.
Life is good~Do what Texans do: tell them that you can tell who's a bad person "just by look'en at em' in the face" and that you wish that they'd deport all the immigrants because they're lazy.
My dad said that and they didn't pick him.
He actually feels that way.
My dad said that and they didn't pick him.
He actually feels that way.
When the lawyers are choosing the jurors, just stare intently at the defendant, rolling your eyes or furrowing your brow when the accusations are read.
just whisper "death penalty death penalty" over and over
even for civil cases
oh wait civil cases don't have juries but they totally should
even for civil cases
oh wait civil cases don't have juries but they totally should
Do it vext... Just shout "Objection" in court... Instawin any case.Azure_Kyte wrote:
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Damn good advice everyone. Damn good advice.
This! ^^ so winCorin wrote:
Do it vext... Just shout "Objection" in court... Instawin any case.Azure_Kyte wrote:
I say just go ahead and do it. It's a right, it's a duty, it's probably going to be memorable even if it sucks and there's a slim chance you might just be the one that can tip the scales of Justice the right way.
If you want a crass motive of dubious morality, you get to decide one of your fellow men's fate.
If you want a crass motive of dubious morality, you get to decide one of your fellow men's fate.
Or he might just end up with a hefty fine... but whatever, I guess you're being optimistic today~Sinistro wrote:
I say just go ahead and do it. It's a right, it's a duty, it's probably going to be memorable even if it sucks and there's a slim chance you might just be the one that can tip the scales of Justice the right way.
If you want a crass motive of dubious morality, you get to decide one of your fellow men's fate.
I'm pretty much against the idea of a jury.
I'd much rather a panel of magistrates or judges who are much more likely to know what they're doing.
I'd much rather a panel of magistrates or judges who are much more likely to know what they're doing.
As lawyer though I'd much rather speak to a crowd of emotional easily-confused rats.
Agreed. The general American isn't that well, intelligent.Shellghost wrote:
I'm pretty much against the idea of a jury.
I'd much rather a panel of magistrates or judges who are much more likely to know what they're doing.
Oh I fully agree.Lizzehb wrote:
Agreed. The generalShellghost wrote:
I'm pretty much against the idea of a jury.
I'd much rather a panel of magistrates or judges who are much more likely to know what they're doing.AmericanAustralian isn't that well, intelligent.
Let's just say everyone on the planet is retarded. Agree?
Lizzehb wrote:
Let's just say everyone on the planet is retarded. Agree?
Except for us, of course?
Us and Morgan Freeman.
He's pretty cool.
He's pretty cool.
Guilty. First thing to say, "The defendent is clearly guilty."
Are you kiddin'? There's some really dumb people here.Azure_Kyte wrote:
Lizzehb wrote:
Let's just say everyone on the planet is retarded. Agree?
Except for us, of course?
A valid point, but I do not refer to osu! (or posters in this thread) as a whole.awp wrote:
Are you kiddin'? There's some really dumb people here.