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You insult me, I compliment you.

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Vext_old
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Vext_old
Rules.
  1. I have to use a different compliment for each person.
  2. Each compliment must apply to the following aspects.
    The Insulter's avatar/sig./name/IRL picture/Attitude/The insult/Etc.
  3. Each compliment AND insult must be different.
    If you repeat, the insult is void.
    If I repeat someone must call me on it and I must pick a new one. (If I point out it IS different it stands though)
  4. You can only insult me, not others that are posting.
I win if
  1. I survive until the thread dies.
You win if
  1. I admit defeat.
  2. I run out of compliments that are different from previous ones.
  3. A meteor crashes to earth killing me/The internet.
Notes
Be creative, not generic.
Racial slurs and menstruation jokes are never funny. (ok sometimes)
The first person to use the insult that the thread sucks wins 10 internets for the most obvious insult award.


EDIT: Thread has reached page 2 of games I hereby declare it dead, and victory is mine. Good day.
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Sleep Powder
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Sleep Powder
the thread sucks~

@ below post

ninja'd :P
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OzzyOzrock
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OzzyOzrock
this thread sucks
Vext_old
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Vext_old

animask wrote:

the thread sucks~
You read the details, I admire that.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

OzzyOzrock wrote:

this thread sucks
Too slow. :3
h3k1ru
osu! Alumni
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h3k1ru
sry but u too cute to be insulted ><
Vext_old
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Vext_old

h3k1ru wrote:

sry but u too cute to be insulted ><
<3 Nom
Firo Prochainezo
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Firo Prochainezo
I hope you die in a swarm of bees.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

I hope you die in a swarm of bees.
I admire your "In your face" attitude.
Firo Prochainezo
2,140 posts
Joined June 2010
Firo Prochainezo
pussy ass nigga

:c You're too cute.
bmin11
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Joined October 2008
bmin11

Vext wrote:

OzzyOzrock wrote:

this thread sucks
Too slow. :3
I don't call this a compliment. Don't let an ESL point it out so easily :<
and say, why an earth would you want to be insulted? are you a masochists?
Firo Prochainezo
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Firo Prochainezo

bmin11 wrote:

and say, why an earth would you want to be insulted? are you a masochists?
He's an attention whore.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

bmin11 wrote:

I don't call this a compliment. Don't let an ESL point it out so easily :<
and say, why an earth would you want to be insulted? are you a masochists?

Vext wrote:

If you repeat, the insult is void.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

bmin11 wrote:

and say, why an earth would you want to be insulted? are you a masochists?
He's an attention whore.
You are correct in your assumptions, I'm proud of you!
Firo Prochainezo
2,140 posts
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Firo Prochainezo
Stop double posting and learn to edit, retard.

Kids these days.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

Stop double posting and learn to edit, retard.

Kids these days.
You are so wise Grandma Firo.
mekadon_old
mekadon_old
What's with the question in your sig? It lacks context.
dNextGen
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dNextGen
u so funny shitlolxd
Jarby
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Jarby
Nigger, you menstruating?
Vext_old
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Vext_old

mekadon wrote:

What's with the question in your sig? It lacks context.
Your observations on derivative or unorthodox sigs shows you to be amiable yet resolute. Fantastic!

Jarby wrote:

Nigger, you menstruating?
I have heard worse, good job on not being in last place!
Tenshi-nyan
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Tenshi-nyan
Just admit that your life sucks.
Go and die, nobody will miss you.
Jarby
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Jarby
Your taste in insults is terrible.
Sleep Powder
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Sleep Powder
I hate how you love me but I would love you if you hate me.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Tenshi-nyan wrote:

Just admit that your life sucks.
Go and die, nobody will miss you.
You're really getting into it, impressive.

Jarby wrote:

Your taste in insults is terrible.
Very nice clown nose!
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Vext_old
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Vext_old

animask wrote:

I hate how you love me but I would love you if you hate me.
Your avatar is yarn kirby and it makes me smile.
Firo Prochainezo
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Firo Prochainezo
fgt
Kitsunemimi
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Kitsunemimi
Baka Vext
Vext_old
987 posts
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Vext_old

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

fgt
Less letters = Less time. Good thinking.

Kitsunemimi wrote:

Baka Vext
Excellent incorporation of the japanese language, we will all be bi-lingual in no time!
Mara
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Mara
I think you should die ASAP.
Rena-chan
Rena-chan
I dare say, it would be wonderful if you were ever so gently raped by a tentacle monster.
Bunny
41 posts
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Bunny
I fucking hate you, dumb bitch. I hope you know you'll never get married.
bmin11
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bmin11
WeegeevsWeegee posts better then you and he even has a better avatar unlike your generic anime avatar
Vext_old
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Vext_old

LunaticMara wrote:

I think you should die ASAP.
Most people don't think, you are better than them.

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

I dare say, it would be wonderful if you were ever so gently raped by a tentacle monster.
Nice hat.
Also, I agree.

Bunny wrote:

I fucking hate you, dumb bitch. I hope you know you'll never get married.
Your avatar could pull off being male or female, a difficult feat.

bmin11 wrote:

WeegeevsWeegee posts better then you and he even has a better avatar unlike your generic anime avatar
You give solid constructive criticism and even give an example to follow, an addition that most people don't put.
SargentPie
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SargentPie
i saw you and your mom doing it together you slut
Kitsunemimi
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Kitsunemimi

SargentPie wrote:

i saw you and your mom doing it together you slut
wat
Vext_old
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Vext_old

SargentPie wrote:

i saw you and your mom doing it together you slut
Well that was poorly worded and doesn't come across as much of an insult in such a way. So I'll take "slut" as the insult portion.

You choose(or have no choice but) to not get laid and stay abstinent, I respect that.

Also

Kitsunemimi wrote:

wat
dNextGen
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dNextGen
you're ugly
Ruisu-kun_old
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Ruisu-kun_old
hape you die violated by a five huge mans and burned later :B
Firo Prochainezo
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Firo Prochainezo

Ruisu-kun wrote:

hape you die violated by a five huge mans and burned later :B
I read that as "violated by a huge high five".
Sushi
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Sushi
Ohai TBTE.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

dNextGen wrote:

you're ugly


Ruisu-kun wrote:

hape you die violated by a five huge mans and burned later :B
I hope you die happily in your bed at a ripe old age, surrounded in a large mansion you own by people who love you.

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

I read that as "violated by a huge high five".
Well that's just fun.

Sushi wrote:

Ohai TBTE.
I'm going to take that as an insult, how cruel!

You've made some fantastic maps.
Rantai
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Rantai
I hope I never have the misfortune of coming anywhere near you, I'd break from your sheer repulsiveness.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Rantai wrote:

I hope I never have the misfortune of coming anywhere near you, I'd break from your sheer repulsiveness.
I hope to one day come within the vicinity of absolute radiance that is you and bask in your glory.
mekadon_old
mekadon_old
Flatchested bitches
Sarys
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Sarys
You're so dumb that even zombies won't eat your brain.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

mekadon wrote:

Flatchested bitches
I like "Flatchested bitches" I say it's a compliment!

Sarys wrote:

You're so dumb that even zombies won't eat your brain.
Your cleverness is matched only by your superior wit.
Zhanger_old
Zhanger_old
this thread is sadomasochistic O_o
Kiddo-Kun
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Kiddo-Kun
Dumbass
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Zhanger wrote:

this thread is sadomasochistic O_o
Thank you!

Kiddo-Kun wrote:

Dumbass
Your Intellect is matched only by your enormous vocabulary.
silmarilen
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silmarilen
this is so random
Remilia--_old
Remilia--_old
Oh Oh i want a insult :D
can i get one :3?
Vext_old
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Vext_old

_TeRuTeRu_ wrote:

Oh Oh i want a insult :D
can i get one :3?
Nope, you only get to insult me and get a compliment in return. :3 Unless you put a really bad insult, in which case I give you a backhanded compliment, which is almost like an insult.
Athyrionjh
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Athyrionjh
you're such a baby, that even the Care Bears are too hardcore for you
Faust
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Faust
Why do you persist to lick me, are you a dog?
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Athyrionjh wrote:

you're such a baby, that even the Care Bears are too hardcore for you
Your infallible courage is unmatched.

Faust wrote:

Why do you persist to lick me, are you a dog?
It would be an honor to be a dog, if only to serve at your side for a moment.
Remilia--_old
Remilia--_old
Im no good at speaking crap to people do D:
grr ~.~
...
Hmm...
i have to think about this xD
Firo Prochainezo
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Firo Prochainezo

_TeRuTeRu_ wrote:

Im no good at speaking crap to people do D:
grr ~.~
...
Hmm...
i have to think about this xD
But you're so good at writing!
winber1
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winber1
pfff... you suck at osu.insulting people just isn't my thing. :/
Bunny
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Bunny
You're so fat that the back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

winber1 wrote:

pfff... you suck at osu.insulting people just isn't my thing. :/
Indeed I do, when compared to your undeniable skill.

Bunny wrote:

You're so fat that the back of your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
You have a wonderfully clever sense of humor.
Firo Prochainezo
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Firo Prochainezo
How does dick taste like?
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

How does dick taste like?
Your use of improper grammar shows us that words come from the heart, not a dictionary. Quite eloquent.
Firo Prochainezo
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Firo Prochainezo
Shaddup I'm tired. ;_;
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

Shaddup I'm tired. ;_;
<3
Faust
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Faust
Next time I impale you, try not to bleed so much on me.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Faust wrote:

Next time I impale you, try not to bleed so much on me.
Damn good advice.
Athyrionjh
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Athyrionjh
You have pervert fantasies and I'm sure you make them as often as possible real
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Athyrionjh wrote:

You have pervert fantasies and I'm sure you make them as often as possible real
Your refined taste is an immaculate inspiration to one as depraved as I.
Lilac
Elite Mapper
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Lilac
*looks at signature*

I approve of this thread.
Athyrionjh
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Athyrionjh
you're annoying anyone as you can see in this thread
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Athyrionjh wrote:

you're annoying anyone as you can see in this thread
Indeed I should sign it again.

Also

Everyone adores you, including myself.
Froslass
Beatmap Nominator
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Froslass
you're worse than me
Backfire
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Backfire
I HATE YOU FOR NO REASON, YOU FUCKING CUNT.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Blue Dragon wrote:

you're worse than me
You're better than me.

Backfire wrote:

I HATE YOU FOR NO REASON, YOU FUCKING CUNT.
Nobody can hate you, you're delightful.
Kitsunemimi
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Kitsunemimi

Backfire wrote:

I HATE YOU FOR NO REASON, YOU FUCKING CUNT.
I lol'd
Hika
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Hika
How about I compliment you, you insult me.
I like your name.
Hijiri Tezuka
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Hijiri Tezuka
U RUINED EVERYTHING!
Backfire
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Backfire
DONT YOU FUCKING COMPLIMENT ME YOU BITCHCAKE EATING FUCKFACE.

*:D*
noneed_old
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noneed_old
eat cock
Sleep Powder
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Sleep Powder
This thread serves as a good way to vent anger at a masochistic individual.

Do not use specifics in names when secretly talking about other people.

Thank you.
Backfire
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Backfire
ALSO, YOU LIKE TO FUCK DOGS. DOG FUCKER.
Hika
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Hika

Backfire wrote:

ALSO, YOU LIKE TO FUCK DOGS. DOG FUCKER.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

HikariKira wrote:

How about I compliment you, you insult me.
I like your name.
ILU

Hijiri Tezuka wrote:

U RUINED EVERYTHING!
Everything you come into contact with has been immaculate.

Backfire wrote:

DONT YOU FUCKING COMPLIMENT ME YOU BITCHCAKE EATING FUCKFACE.

*:D*
Your creative words brighten up even the most bland of threads.

noneed wrote:

eat cock
You give solid advice on how healthy it is to eat chickens. (I'm sure that is what you meant by cock! ^.~)

Backfire wrote:

ALSO, YOU LIKE TO FUCK DOGS. DOG FUCKER.
Your ability to see my actions from a completely different state is vastly impressive.
Rena-chan
Rena-chan
DINNER IS RUINED.
AND IT'S YOUR FAULT.
Backfire
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Backfire
You cheery mother fucker. Stop being so ecstatic about me hating you. I WILL DESTROY YOUR PINKY FINGER, THEN HOW WILL YOU PLEASURE YOUR BOYFRIENDS ASS WHILE YOU JERK HIM OFF? HMM? OH AND I WILL CUT OFF YOUR RIGHT HAND, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE A LEFTY. YOU FUCK.
Sleep Powder
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Sleep Powder
Would an insult be you fapping to these comments? o_o"
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

DINNER IS RUINED.
AND IT'S YOUR FAULT.
Your ability to put the blame on other people is a valuable asset that will serve you well in life.

Backfire wrote:

You cheery mother fucker. Stop being so ecstatic about me hating you. I WILL DESTROY YOUR PINKY FINGER, THEN HOW WILL YOU PLEASURE YOUR BOYFRIENDS ASS WHILE YOU JERK HIM OFF? HMM? OH AND I WILL CUT OFF YOUR RIGHT HAND, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE A LEFTY. YOU FUCK.
You have an awe inspiring ability to use the caps lock key and shift key.

animask wrote:

Would an insult be you fapping to these comments? o_o"
You can insult while appearing innocent, much like a grandmother. An impressive feat.
Ekaru
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Ekaru
Nice size... for an ape, that is!
Backfire
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Backfire
I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR CHILD.
maal
maal
You are Vext.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Ekaru wrote:

Nice size... for an ape, that is!
You ability to define the difference between 2 species so similar is nothing short of amazing!

Backfire wrote:

I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR CHILD.
You know that my child will be pure evil and a menace to society, and are already making preparations. Good work!
Kitsunemimi
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Kitsunemimi
Backfire
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Backfire
ELFEN LIED, THE ANIME, WAS A PIECE OF SHIT. HOW DARE YOU FOR USING HER AS YOUR AVATAR.
Hika
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Hika
VEXT, I LOVE YOU, I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
LET'S MAKE LOVE ON MY BED.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Kitsunemimi wrote:





Backfire wrote:

ELFEN LIED, THE ANIME, WAS A PIECE OF SHIT. HOW DARE YOU FOR USING HER AS YOUR AVATAR.
Your determination and consistency is inspirational!

HikariKira wrote:

VEXT, I LOVE YOU, I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
LET'S MAKE LOVE ON MY BED.
*glomps*
Backfire
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Backfire
Vext likes penises.
Vext_old
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Vext_old

Backfire wrote:

Vext likes penises.
Your knowledge of my Likes and dislikes is the caliber of a stalker, having it without being one is impressive.
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