Sinistro wrote:

<Reikin> Why use condoms when you can just SNIP~ SNIP~ SNIIIIIP~~~

Why were condoms being used in the first place?

[16:11] <RemingtonX25> oh shit... won scholarship. better accept this
[16:12] <RemingtonX25> brb
[16:12] <GSGold> "brb won scholarship"
[16:12] <GSGold> best ever reason to be afk



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[14:52] <James> hi
[14:52] <awp> hi James
[14:52] <James> bye
[14:52] *** James [j2kenneth@121.97.151.88] has quit [:::: ( UPP ) ::::]
[14:52] <awp> bye James
[14:53] <Fortevn> you're 3 secs too late.
[14:53] <GSGold> that was fast
[14:53] <awp> It was good while it lasted

[01:51] <peppy> !nickchange off
[01:51] <BanchoBot> Nick changes have been disabled
[01:51] <LuigiHann> okay enough of that
[01:51] <peppy> fuck you all
[01:51] <JONNEY> OH GREAT
[01:51] <Kasada> Woo!
[01:51] <LuigiHann> Good timing
[01:51] <peppy> thats off for the rest of the day
[01:51] |<-- you|osu has left osu.ppy.sh (osu! closed)
[01:51] <JONNEY> I'm stuck as Johhny ;_;
[01:52] <LuigiHann> Just in time for me to go to bed. Night all
[01:52] <Assada> 'Cept I'm still here~

You probably had to be there. I don't know who that is, actually.

LuigiHann wrote:

You probably had to be there. I don't know who that is, actually.

That was me actually.

Convincing Agent to give the beatmap "You Suck" a try...


[12:38] <Agent_BA8_Rookbie> OK, I'm gonna try this out.
[12:38] <Agent_BA8_Rookbie> Wish me luck doods.
[12:39] <awp> You MUST z/x
[12:39] <awp> and use taiko
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[12:40] <awp> hahahaha I wonder if I crashed his client
[12:40] <Sinistro|work> lol
[12:41] *** Agent_BA8_Rookbie|osu [osu@86.31.43.115] has joined #osu
[12:41] <Agent_BA8_Rookbie> ...
[12:41] <Agent_BA8_Rookbie> awp.
[12:41] <Agent_BA8_Rookbie> It killed my osu!
[12:41] <awp> Crashed you?
[12:41] <awp> Hahaha
[12:41] <Agent_BA8_Rookbie> In the first 10 seconds of playing.
[12:41] <Sinistro|work> Condolences.
[12:41] <Agent_BA8_Rookbie> You've created a monster.



Warning the following is inappropriate:
[13:55] <chan> !faq texas
[13:55] <BanchoBot> Texas is a place full of backwater inbred rednecks and other stereotypes that I will get in trouble for when I hit enter

03:54 awp: and the nail was making a "BACON" sound?
03:54 neo@lex: yep...<.<
03:54 awp: that is the best nail ever

06:53 BanchoBot: Exouds has moved up to place #28 in the top 50!
06:55 BanchoBot: DawnII has moved up to place #38 in the top 50!
07:02 BanchoBot: Caro033 has moved up to place #39 in the top 50!
07:06 Mifune24: HEY! STOP MOVING UP!

[14:54] <GSGold> gee it sure is boring around here
[14:54] <awp> Mah boi
[14:54] <awp> This peace is what all true faggots strive for

[14:54] <Mogsworth> This is the peace I strive for, right, awp. :3

[17:26] <leo39043> You know whats weird..
[17:26] <leo39043> Teacher's in Texas.

lol

Having teachers in Texas is like having hockey teams in Jamaica /prejudice

<awp> Make sure your antivirus isn't runny

<awp> runny damn it
<awp> running

[20:32] <Soaprman> saturos. what is your opinion on osu!
[20:32] <Saturos> it's bad

LuigiHann wrote:

[20:32] <Soaprman> saturos. what is your opinion on osu!
[20:32] <Saturos> it's bad

LOL. I was there when they said that.

<Kidwii> Pokebis now: We all love you Pokebis before: STFU Noob!
<Pokebis> STFU Noob!

<MaybeLater_x> sucking too hard on your lollipop all love's gonna get ya down
<Kidwii> The lollipop is a lie
<Sousei> lol

manditory posting

[13:26] <Rolled> all i got out of that was "dick"

SFG was listing osu! pairings... then all the sudden:

<SFG> ...who'd i pair phill with again?
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<Ivalset> you can't
<Ivalset> he'd stealth out of it
<ThePassingShadow> Yes I can.
<MaxwellDemon|irc> He is ninja
<ThePassingShadow> No fail.
<ThePassingShadow> Mod.
<SFG> mtmclXdake
<Ivalset> also you have to hit at least once
<peppy> Americans have ever been devised. No one is fit to be managed by self-rule, that government was not deeply affected by it. In that same journey of our country or of rest. In too much of the country. That a moral obligation rests upon the loving devotion of a bygone civilization.
beneficent Providence.
<SFG> IvalxMtmcl
<peppy> Economy is idealism in its glorious beauty, filled with millions of theirs? I have this day renew the declarations I have just taken must feel a security against foreign dangers to a new vision of duty, of opportunity and freedom from domination for all the States to its authority.
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<SFG> IvalxPeppy
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<ROMaster2> Simmer down peppy
<peppy> From all of the ills you fly to anarchy or despotism. He would overthrow the noblest field ever opened for the benefit of their country.
<IVIasterLeo> gg copy paste.
<ROMaster2> SIMMER DOWN
<lunarleg> okay
<peppy> Act worthy of respect. No country is open, and will tend to consolidate all political power in a single day, it was designed by those of high resolve, and there be any hope of a wise, economical, and efficient administration of the commercial relations between the Federal authority, and to the state but from conviction of the people of the Constitution routinely takes place, as it can hardly be overestimated in the future, and may confidently expect that the ...
<MaxwellDemon|irc> XD<peppy> I may, to interpret the occasion. The Constitution does not appear to be the duty of all who are held by particular bonds of peace and in my best efforts will be treated with consideration; but I confidently believe that the Congress just closed has reduced taxation in the Cabinet and my mind a mind a firm reliance on the Federal Government in relation to advisory opinions and other utilities which have necessarily called forth.sometimes under circumstances ...
<IVIasterLeo> Peppy's spamming
<peppy> ... will of the elderly and the constant promotion of their pockets, become the willing instruments of war citizens of the two distinct races whose peculiar relations to each individual American citizen must uphold them.
<lunarleg> peppy stop!
<MaxwellDemon|irc> This is funny actually XD XD
<mtmcl> I <3 PEPPY
<peppy> ... the most arduous duties have been concluded with the British Government, bearing date on the unchanged character of the land.
<IVIasterLeo> someone ban him
<peppy> The prayers of our country, that of administering the laws the Union of the Government to enforce its laws. It is in the thrilling scenes in China, while new to American life, has been ratified by both Houses of Congress. It alone has the Executive to administer the affairs of foreign powers points to which I have on every occasion acted up to only a tense and unstable truce.
<IVIasterLeo> He's spamming
<ThePassingShadow> I just quit becaus...
<IVIasterLeo> o.e
<MaxwellDemon|irc> ROFL!!!
<SFG> XDDD inno but this is amazing
<peppy> We will build our defenses beyond challenge, lest weakness invite challenge. We sense the call of the measures. That is why our constitutional liberty rests upon a new chapter in our political condition is realized when the cost of the public good, that peace is a force sufficient to resist armed attack might never occur.
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<MaxwellDemon|irc> He silenced us with a new method
<MaxwellDemon|irc> XD

Desperate measures were taken:

<IVIasterLeo> Is this his will?
<woozlez> everyone yell peppy!!!!!! repeatedly
<lunarleg> i kill myself now
<IVIasterLeo> lmao
<peppy> The wisest and soundest method of doing. Legislation upon this subject it may be thought of. If parties in a world moving toward democracy through the amended Constitution, has fulfilled the great storm, noting the marks of destruction to production.
<lunarleg> bye all
<woozlez> PEPPY!!!!!
<SFG> peppy
<IVIasterLeo> peppy
<SFG> peppy
<ROMaster2> PEPPY!
<mtmcl> !silence ?
<woozlez> PEPPY@
<IVIasterLeo> <.<
<SFG> peppy
<MaxwellDemon|irc> PEPPY!
<peppy> Greatness comes in simple trappings. The simple things are not local, and the promotion of welfare activities affecting education and civilization to all industries in this place have been more available and assured order.
<kingcobra52> peppy!
<SFG> peppy
<woozlez> why?
<MaxwellDemon|irc> XD XD
<ROMaster2> PEPPY!!!
<SFG> peppy
<MaxwellDemon|irc> Aw
<woozlez> what is this?
<IVIasterLeo> ....
<MaxwellDemon|irc> I thought he stopped
<MaxwellDemon|irc>
<ROMaster2> HES NOT EVEN LOOKING AT US!
<lunarleg> god please make him stop!!!!
<mtmcl> !silence peppy
<MaxwellDemon|irc> ROFL!<SFG> XD
<God> You rang?
<MaxwellDemon|irc> LOL!!!!
<peppy> Experiencing the fortune of other countries, that golden shackles, by whomsoever or by the wisdom of Congress and the knowledge and skill of our nature,\ we find them, in reality though not in any quarter, how far the former can be helped by achievements of our essential democracy.

peppy only continued onto other articles, which included:

<peppy> Charles Walker
<peppy> Male
<peppy> 603-47-1838
<peppy> 11/3/1923
<peppy> Young

And...

<peppy> Meine Beschreibung fangt an unordentlich und angstlich zuwerden; auch brauchte es eigentlich immer zwei Menschen, einen der.ssahe und einen der.s beschriebe. Wir sind im Wirthshause untergekrochen,sehen zum Fenster hinaus die Wolken wechseln, es ist immerbesser als alle Beschreibungen fur einen Abwesenden.Seyters, den 9ten.Noch ehe wir zu Fusse nach Brieg nehmen.

Finally, when it's over...

<peppy> so how was that?
<peppy> do you guys want some more

Never lol'd so hard at IRC:

* Nazis point guns at awp
<awp> Are you prepared to shoot?
* Nazis fire
* awp ducks, sweeps, and grabs Ivalset's wrench
<awp> !kill Nazis
* Nazis (mattyu007@99.237.138.161) Quit (killed by awp|osu)

peppy sounds like a boring professor @ MD's post.

i have plenty:


<nehe32> captain falcon rapes sooo much face with falcon punch
<Echo> "ctually i stole the name from this maori guy that i knew at primary school"
<Echo> you're in nz?
<nehe32> ya
<hadoken|zero> he rapes so much genitals with falcon hump (^+B)
<Echo> me too
<nehe32> nice
<SirDekar> Nehe
<hadoken|zero> hahaha
<nehe32> north island or south?
<SirDekar> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wgWoAslv2c The black hole
<Echo> howick auckland
<hadoken|zero> read posts in order
<hadoken|zero> <hadoken|zero> he rapes so much genitals with falcon hump (^+B)
<hadoken|zero> <Echo> me too
<nehe32> but u see..its not rape since everyone wants to get laid by c.falcon
<hadoken|zero> ..
<Echo> ah crap
<Echo> ;.;
<nehe32> lulz
<hadoken|zero> echos a rapist
<nehe32> im in napier >:3
<Echo> i can so see that going into lol@irc
<Sinistro> I would put it if it was easy to copypasta from osu
<Sinistro> Chat convos getting intertwined is an easy source of humour
<peppy> /savelog
<peppy> saves your osu! log to a text file

next:
<Hitoshirenu_Shourai> We Osu!ers are not living.
<TiZ> I am alive in one definition
<lionel6910> wad cool songs r for the dead?
<mtmcl> WAD!!!
<TiZ> Wad?
<TiZ> As in
<hadoken> hooray, homework done!
<TiZ> Doom packs?
<hadoken> wad
<hadoken> !
<sacong> fuck you baby
<hadoken> wad are you guys talking about?
<TiZ> Oh
<TiZ> That's "what"?
<TiZ>
<TiZ> .*
<TiZ> Or at least
<TiZ> wat
<Hitoshirenu_Shourai> Incredible reasoning, TiZ.
<RyuMamoru> brett x3
<hadoken> Wad?
<Hitoshirenu_Shourai> I was wondering there for a sec.
<Enok_Walker> Water and Dust best album by Ronald Parker
<TiZ> WAD = Doom pak file
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<TiZ> wat = form of what
<hadoken> Where's All the Data
<hadoken> !
<TiZ> Exactly
<TiZ> Nice!
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<TiZ> Good on you, sir!
<TiZ>
<hadoken> hooray!
<TiZ> Congrats on knowing that
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<lionel6910> yay matrix music
<hadoken> lol
<hadoken> wad, matrix?

and:
<Stoney> idk what seeds are or leechers
<neo@lex> I never used it.
<neo@lex> Seeds make it download faster.
<Stoney> oh
<hadoken> i dunno, thats last time i was there in about 3 months and it was down
<neo@lex> no seeds=no download
<hadoken> leechers are people downloading
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<hadoken> like you will be a leecher
<hadoken> downloading from seeders
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<Stoney> i am XD
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<neo@lex> i am LOL.
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<neo@lex> I am MUDKIP.
<hadoken> btw....
<hadoken> DO YOU LEIK MUDKIPZ????
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<hadoken> cause..
<hadoken> I'M CHARGIN' MA LAZARH
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<neo@lex> SHOOP DA WOOP!
<hadoken> exactly
<neo@lex> I beat yeh.

umm... :
<hadoken> attention Osu!ers.....
<hadoken> ....
<hadoken> TESTICLES!
<RyuMamoru> what the @#^@
<Enok_Walker> oh wait you said Testicles for some other reason
<mtmcl> We're all in the same boat.

lionel returns!:
<lionel6910> but wads next?
<lionel6910> wads this?
<lionel6910> wad the shit
<mtmcl> HAHAHA
<mtmcl> WAD THE SHIT.. GAK
<mtmcl> WAD THE SHIT
<MOOMANiBE> >.>;;;
* mtmcl wads the shit.
<Enok_Walker> wadwadwad
<lionel6910> everybodys ran

epic:
< mtmcl> My grandma is a Texan whore.
<IVIasterLeo> damn it!
< hadoken> ...
< hadoken> . . . . .
< Rolled> eiji?

sorta weird:
<SirDekar> Haddy
<IVIasterLeo> so soft.. and warm...

XD My first real lol moment in Chat: (Removed all unrelated text. Makes it easier. )

03:51 <SirDekar> : Everyone's gay for bridget
03:51 <SirDekar> :

03:52 <Sousei> : ew\
03:52 <SirDekar> : Ew\
03:52 <Sousei> : is she that girl with the yo-yo's?
03:52 <SirDekar> : Yup
03:52 <SirDekar> : But err

03:52 <SirDekar> : Soy
03:52 <Sousei> : ew
03:52 <SirDekar> : That's a dude
03:52 <SirDekar> : -_-

03:52 <Sousei> : wtf
03:53 <Sousei> : It is?
03:53 <Sousei> : omg rhap stop
03:53 <SirDekar> : Hence the quote "Everyones gay for Bridget"
03:53 <Sousei> : o_o
03:53 <Sousei> : But
03:53 <SirDekar> : Really man, bridgets a chick
03:53 <SirDekar> : *Dude
03:53 <Sousei> : it has a girly voice and stuff
03:53 <Sousei> : and a girl name
03:53 <SirDekar> : His "Goal" in the games, is to become a badass bounty hunter
03:53 <Sousei> : and wears a skirt
03:53 <SirDekar> : to get more manly
03:53 <Sousei> : are you tricking me o_o
03:53 <SirDekar> : His parents gave birth to twins, twins of the same sex is a bad omen, so they just raised "Him" as a chick
03:53 <SirDekar> : Wiki it if you don't trust me comrade
03:54 <Sousei> : I rather not lol
03:54 <SirDekar> : Or, play the game(s)
03:54 <SirDekar> :

03:55 <SirDekar> : Ripped from wiki, /msg'd it to ya, because I didn't wanna flood the channel with "tl;dr wiki blah"
03:55 <Rolled> : excellent idea dekar
03:55 <Rolled> :
03:56 <SirDekar> : Spooky though, isnt it soy?
03:56 <Sousei> : I never would of known
03:56 <Sousei> : I liked that chick somewhat
03:56 <SirDekar> : Aka, fapfapfap

03:56 <Sousei> : '~'


----

Later...

04:22 <hadoken|zero> : rolled:
04:23 <hadoken|zero> : your heart...
04:23 <SirDekar> : Haddys talking about his heart to rolled? the plot thickens
04:23 <hadoken|zero> : no
04:24 <LadySuburu> : XD
04:24 <SirDekar> : You still hold my heart Haddy <3
04:24 <hadoken|zero> : the heart in my map
04:24 <hadoken|zero> : SHUT UP, DEKAR!
04:24 <SirDekar> : Regardless of where the heart is, our love will never fail
04:24 <LadySuburu> : I'm going to have to save my log again now ^_^
04:24 <hadoken|zero> : OMg!~
04:24 <LadySuburu> : XDDD
04:24 <hadoken|zero> : ...
04:24 <hadoken|zero> : dekar, shut up
*Hadoken|zero slaps Dekar around with a trout.*
04:25 <SirDekar> : I love it when you talk dirty
04:25 <hadoken|zero> : holy crap.
04:25 <hadoken|zero> : wtf!>?!!>!
04:25 <hadoken|zero> : !>!>!>!
04:25 <hadoken|zero> : !?!?!?

04:25 <hadoken|zero> : omg
04:25 <hadoken|zero> : U SHALL DIE!
*hadoken|zero uses lazah cannon in Dekar.*
04:26 <LadySuburu> : T>T
04:26 <LadySuburu> : In him?
04:26 <SirDekar> : "IN" Dekar, so... You're now inside of me?
04:26 <LadySuburu> : T.T
04:26 <hadoken|zero> : on
04:26 <hadoken|zero> : no!
04:26 <hadoken|zero> : omg
04:26 <SirDekar> : I'm glad you think of me that way Haddy <3
04:26 <LadySuburu> : OMG XDDDD
04:26 <hadoken|zero> : NO!!!!!
*hadoken|zero stands 100m away and uses a lazah cannon on Dekar which explodes dekar into 99999 peices.
04:29 <SirDekar> : My heart explodes whenever you're near. <3
04:29 <hadoken|zero>: no!
04:29 <SirDekar> : No matter where you are, our love stands

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Download: =NeutraL= - Sakura, Sakura ～ Japanize Dream... (Natteke desu) [Collab].osu

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[16:47] <numbers> right click save ass

*while watching Ivalset, Virus, LadySuburu, and Saturos MP-ing Crazy Motorcycle... Saturos was doing amazingly well as usual.*

<MaxwellDemon|irc> Satty isn't that out of it
<MaxwellDemon|irc> XD
<MaxwellDemon|irc> Yeah, how did he fail -
<Sinistro> I just heard the combo break
<MaxwellDemon|irc> No, he is doing fine
<MaxwellDemon|irc> >_>
<Sinistro> and again
<Sinistro> max stop talking!
<MaxwellDemon|irc> :X
<Sinistro>
<MaxwellDemon|irc> You are righ- *Saturos breaks his combo again*
<MaxwellDemon|irc> ...
<MaxwellDemon|irc> :X
<Sinistro> AHAHAHAHA
<MaxwellDemon|irc> I DO JINX HIM! *and again *
<MaxwellDemon|irc> XD
<Sinistro> too bad lol @irc will make no sense
<MaxwellDemon|irc> You could describe what's happening *and again*
<MaxwellDemon|irc> ... Fuck.
<Sinistro> STOP TALKING!

*finally the song ends*

<MaxwellDemon|irc> ...
<MaxwellDemon|irc> Okay
<MaxwellDemon|irc> I can talk now.
<Sinistro> and he didn't break combo again
<Sinistro> it's TRUE
<MaxwellDemon|irc> I jinx Saturos
<MaxwellDemon|irc>
<Sinistro> you can make Sat break his combo
<Sinistro> scientifically proven like, 5 times

Took us awhile to debate... but we decided that we just have to transit it into lol@irc. XD
Sorry, Sinistro, if I didn't manage to capture the moment!

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Check the timestamp on Saturos' message and mine.

(8:47:18 PM) ThePassingShadow: What is your timezone, anyway ?
(8:47:25 PM) SirDekar: +10 GMT
(8:47:29 PM) ThePassingShadow: Ah.
(8:47:33 PM) ThePassingShadow: I'm... -5
(8:47:40 PM) SirDekar: American, eh
(8:47:45 PM) ThePassingShadow: Unfortunately.
(8:47:53 PM) Ivalse: pfft, you love america!
(8:47:54 PM) ThePassingShadow: ?
(8:47:56 PM) Ivalse: you love it!
(8:47:58 PM) ThePassingShadow: No I don't.
(8:48:06 PM) Ivalse: pf
(8:48:06 PM) ThePassingShadow: I'd much rather be Asian.
(8:48:10 PM) Ivalse: oh lord
(8:48:13 PM) Ivalse: weeaboos ahoy
(8:48:16 PM) Virus|IRC: lol. Asians.
(8:48:19 PM) Saturos: mtmcl would like to speak with you, shadow
(8:48:19 PM) mtmcl|irc: stfu Shadow
(8:48:22 PM) mtmcl|irc: gtfo

I'm also very funny and not afraid to toot my own horn in lol@irc. I'm also so cool I can double post.

(11:10:36 PM) mtmcl|irc: I could FC Marisa with my mind.
(11:10:38 PM) mtmcl|irc: =/
(11:10:55 PM) mtmcl|irc: I'm also a black belt in everything.
(11:11:08 PM) SirDekar: A black belt in cooking?
(11:11:11 PM) Virus|IRC: Ok Mtmcl
(11:11:14 PM) mtmcl|irc: And I have trillions of dollars.
(11:11:16 PM) mtmcl|irc: =/
(11:11:16 PM) Virus|IRC: If you are.
(11:11:22 PM) SirDekar: =/
(11:11:24 PM) Virus|IRC: Pwn my ass in guitar hero 3 then
(11:11:25 PM) Virus|IRC: =/
(11:11:29 PM) SirDekar: I wish I could be cool like mtmcl
(11:11:30 PM) SirDekar: =/
(11:11:47 PM) mtmcl|irc: I don't have to. I already did... while I was asleep. You don't know cause I also wiped your memory.
(11:11:48 PM) mtmcl|irc: =/

=/

EDIT: To top it all off.

(11:39:19 PM) Virus|IRC: Don't worry Sat.. you'll get it eventually
(11:39:46 PM) Saturos: your arrogance is fucking annoying, virus
(11:39:47 PM) Saturos: just an fyi

[16:03] <Srank300> was anyone here around 3:00 AM?
[16:03] <Ivalset> 3:00 am where
[16:03] <Ivalset> this is a global community
[16:03] <Srank300> here on osu
[16:03] * Ivalset headdesks

09:48 < Saturos|irc> echo needs to stop manually altering his score in small increments so as to appear like he's not cheating

[11:25] <lunarleg> you like cheese rolls awp?
[11:26] <awpwork> lunarleg I like both cheese and rolls
[11:26] <lunarleg> then you'll love cheese rolls
[11:26] <awpwork> I think we just figured out what love is
[11:26] <LuigiHann> yep
[11:26] <awpwork> the sum of two likes
[11:26] <lunarleg> its a roll with melted butter and cheese, thats toasted
[11:26] <awpwork> holy shit
[11:26] <awpwork> where
[11:26] <awpwork> where
[11:27] <lunarleg> idk if its a local flavor but i get them all the time
[11:27] <lunarleg> they are amazing
[11:27] <awpwork> where are these gifts of the gods from
[11:27] <lunarleg> yay for living where i live!
[11:27] <lunarleg> new england
[11:27] <awpwork> restaurant? Grocery store?
[11:28] <lunarleg> restaurant
[11:28] <Mogsworth> New England. Hah.
[11:28] <awpwork> what kind of restuarant
[11:28] <lunarleg> alot of different resturants
[11:28] <awpwork> international chains?
[11:28] <lunarleg> nope
[11:29] <awpwork> then I'll need the recipie
[11:29] <lunarleg> mostly prviate owned ones
[11:29] <awpwork> and I'll fucking do it myself !!!
[11:29] <lunarleg> lol
[11:29] <Ivalset> i don't know awp
[11:29] <Ivalset> do you really need a recipe
[11:29] <awpwork> Though this sounds like something that can be accomplished by getting Pillsbury cresent rolls
[11:29] <Sinistro|work> awp on firey background o_O
[11:29] <Ivalset> for get a roll, butter, cheese, melt them and toast it
[11:29] <awpwork> putting cheese in them
[11:29] <awpwork> toasting them
[11:29] <Mogsworth> God dammit awp now I want to make buttered toast
[11:30] <awpwork> and then dipping them in melted butter
[11:30] <Sinistro|work> oh great, now I'm hungry.
[11:30] <awpwork> me too
[11:30] <lunarleg> omg!!!!
[11:30] <awpwork> this is gay

[18:43] <Rolled> the cock is no problem for me
[18:43] <Ivalset|irc> so even when i get all the shit before it
[18:43] <Rolled> i just miss randomly
[18:43] <Rolled> like evrything else
[18:43] <Ivalset|irc> the cock will rape me

After mentioning how i almost got rear ended by some guy with the license plate of AWP-xxxx

<awp> I don't own a car
<awp> and if I did
<awp> the license plate would read HI AWP
<awp> not AWP 1231541

On a different note:

<Rolled> i wish osu had savestates
<awp> hahahahahahahah rolled
<Tidale|IRC> Rofl Rolled.
<Kai> ahahaha
<awp> you are a credit to this community
<RemmyX25> rolled: wth

[22:20] <Metroid> I have paint.NET
[22:20] <RemmyX25> paint.net ftw
[22:21] <woozlez> where do you get it?
[22:21] <RemmyX25> umm
[22:21] <woozlez> wait
[22:21] <woozlez> doesnt matter
[22:21] <RemmyX25> http://paint.net

17:24 <SirDekar> Morning loves~
17:24 *Agent_BA8_Rookbie licks SirDekar
17:24 <peppy> die sekar
17:24 <peppy> i mean hi dekar
17:24 <SirDekar> How are you all this fine morning
17:24 <peppy> typo, i swear

...and again

<peppy> die dekar
<peppy> argh again
<peppy> no dekar
<SirDekar> I love you too peppy
<peppy> you aren't hated*
<peppy> damn typos
* peppy gets new keyboard

Saturos wrote:

[18:43] <Rolled> the cock is no problem for me
[18:43] <Ivalset|irc> so even when i get all the shit before it
[18:43] <Rolled> i just miss randomly
[18:43] <Rolled> like evrything else
[18:43] <Ivalset|irc> the cock will rape me

That sounds so horrible when taken out of context D:

[02:05] <adam2046> i wish deakr were here

[02:06] <adam2046> i wish dekar wasn't going to stab me for calliong him deakr

18:12:51 <Teslavi> !stats Ivalset
18:12:51 <BanchoBot> Stats for Ivalset (Idle):
18:12:51 <BanchoBot> Score: 999,999,999 (#9)
18:12:51 <BanchoBot> Plays: 6741
18:12:51 <BanchoBot> Accuracy: 93.28%
18:12:54 <Teslavi> good game
18:12:57 <Saturos> oh shit
18:12:57 <Dragonfangs> :o
18:12:59 <Mogsworth> Frozen Rain took me awhile to do.
18:13:01 <Saturos> bye forever, ival
18:13:10 <Teslavi> see you when i hit #15

The #9 makes it even more perfect.

* Zallius|Bancho does bancho
<m0rto0|irc> lol
<Teslavi> without holding more than a 2x combo
<Zallius|Bancho> FUCK
<Zallius|Bancho> I didn't finish my sentence
<Zallius|Bancho> damn you lagggg
<Loginer>
* Loginer slaps lag around a bit with a large trout
<dipsy> !stats lagggg
<BanchoBot> User not found
<Zallius|Bancho> now there's gonna be bancho babies

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I C WUT U DID THAR.

[18:21] <Kasada> Aww, is the little Agent being threatened?
[18:21] <Agent_BA8_Rookbie> Just, no. I will now marry you.

Ha ha ha...
Stupid fucking typos.

<awp> Hito, you go
<awp> I modded your map
<awp> I did something for you
<awp> you do something to me
<MaxwellDemon|irc> LOL
<awp> er for me*
<awp> FOR me fuck you
<awp> and fuck anyone who posts this on lol@irc
<MaxwellDemon|irc> LOL!
<MaxwellDemon|irc> Oh well, I get whipped enough anyway~

( Loginer ) JAMES
( Loginer ) I NEED TRAINING ;_;
( James ) gym training?
( Loginer ) No
( Loginer ) OSU
( Loginer ) D:
( Loginer ) Let me join your osu! gym.
( James ) loginer: ask my secretary, Ivalset for instructions
( Loginer ) IVAL! ;_;
( Loginer ) Let me join.
( Ivalset ) sure
( Ivalset ) membership costs $108 usd
( Loginer ) ...
( Loginer ) NO
( Loginer ) 108 YEN.
( Loginer ) :]

~some random conversation of me having a new mouse + worse spinning technique and blames Ivalset and wants my 30$ payment for my g5 (converted)~

( Loginer ) Ival, you never accepted my deal. ;_;
( Ivalset ) yen is too small
( Loginer ) Fine.
( Loginer ) Rupees.
( Ivalset ) fuck your rupees
( James ) tw dollar?
( Loginer ) SirDekar: INDIAN Rupees. <.<
( James ) ival accepts ph peso
( Loginer ) 50 dollars, last offer.
( Ivalset ) yeah what james said
( Loginer ) ...
( Loginer ) DAMN IT
( Loginer ) ;_;
( Loginer ) ...
( Loginer ) DAMN IT
( Loginer ) ;_;
( Ivalset ) but
( Ivalset ) if you're offering 50 dollars
( Ivalset ) i'll take it
! Ivalset takes the money
( Loginer ) T_T
( Loginer ) Oh well.
( Ivalset ) welcome to the club

~random blablabla shytz~

( Loginer ) Oh, and Ival...
( Loginer ) Those dollars.
( Ivalset ) ?
( Loginer ) They were HONG KONG DOLLARS!
( Ivalset ) !!!!
( Loginer ) MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
( Ivalset ) bastard!
( James ) MAN IVAL YOUVE BEEN SCAMMED

23:30 mattyu007: i bever understand hot tablet people click so fast

HAHAHAhaa...a...a.........a.....................typo.... -_-

T_T i have no memory of this, but basically I was non-lucid with lack of sleep...and then awp chimed in:

<awp> Okay! Now I remember what I was going to do!
<awp> would someone fly down to Texas and take SFG's vodka away
<awp> and give her a hug
<awp> she is lonely and drunk and aggressive

[13:00] <Hitoshirenu_Shourai> Saturos came outta nowhere and sniped #1
[13:00] <Ivalset> he didn't come out of nowhere
[13:00] <Ivalset> i called it
[13:00] <awpwork> came out of the closet more like
[13:00] <awpwork> HIGH FIVE
[13:00] <Ivalset> NICE
[13:00] * Ivalset high fives awp

[10:43] <Jame> i didnt do much effort on stacy's mom
[10:43] <Jame> accuracy sucks

13:34:47 <remmy3499> im a 9 year old tht lives in remmyland
13:34:49 <Ivalset> obviously one must be fake
13:34:52 <Ivalset> well
13:35:00 <Ivalset> remmy has age superiority over you anyway
13:35:09 <remmy3499> we both have the same name.deal with it
13:35:09 <ThePassingShadow> Nine-year-olds play Osu ?
13:35:13 <ThePassingShadow> In AMerica ?
13:35:13 <Ivalset> yeah
13:35:14 <RemmyX25> yea
13:35:17 <awp@WORK> Yeah
13:35:28 <ThePassingShadow> So...
13:35:34 <ThePassingShadow> They have an R4 at age nine ?
13:35:35 <remmy3499> they also play nintendo ds idiot
13:35:38 <RemmyX25> OtherRemmy: are you seriously 9?
13:35:42 <Srank300> anyone who can point and click can play osu
13:35:45 <awp@WORK> ???
13:35:47 <remmy3499> yes
13:35:50 <awp@WORK> Why do you need an R4
13:35:50 <RemmyX25> awesome
13:35:55 <remmy3499> my father installed
13:35:57 <remmy3499> it
13:35:57 <RemmyX25> so's my brother, PeriMatt
13:36:01 <ThePassingShadow> R4 for Ouendan
13:36:01 <awp@WORK> to be a part of the osu community
13:36:05 <Hitoshirenu_Shourai> Someday this chat will be swarming with pedobears.
13:36:07 <RavenlockA> padiwan remmy??
13:36:07 <ThePassingShadow> Unless you want to pay a ton of money to import it
13:36:10 <Ivalset> no way
13:36:12 <remmy3499> uh
13:36:14 <awp@WORK> you sdon't need an R4
13:36:15 <Ivalset> we have pedoguard
13:36:18 <awp@WORK> you don't even need a flash cart
13:36:21 <awp@WORK> card*
13:36:21 <RemmyX25> Hito: why dont you have a seat over there?

[15:51] <Ash> [#osu] luigihann apparently made a winamp skin

It's funny to me.

Download: VOCALOID - Asereje (FPRC16) [Normal+].osu

LuigiHann wrote:

It's funny to me.

Thats a lot of skins.

[15:42] <James> !stats james
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Stats for james (Idle):
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Score: 888,888,888 (#11)
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Plays: 8888
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Accuracy: 92%
[15:42] <James> gg
[15:43] <Agent_BA8_Rookbie> Woah.
[15:43] <lukewarmholiday> lol

awp wrote:

[15:42] <James> !stats james
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Stats for james (Idle):
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Score: 888,888,888 (#11)
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Plays: 8888
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Accuracy: 92%
[15:42] <James> gg
[15:43] <Agent_BA8_Rookbie> Woah.
[15:43] <lukewarmholiday> lol

failure since not 88% accuracy.

21:18 <SFG> : if any of you sees Saturos-sama come on, tell him i say hi and i love him
........
21:22 <awp> : Saturos
21:22 <awp> : I say,
21:22 <awp> : Hi. I love you <3
21:22 <Loginer> : Syriac... STICK ܓ<(O.O<)
21:22 <Saturos> : <3
.......
21:23 <Loginer> : That was actually from SFG.
21:23 <RavenlockA> : No.
21:23 <awp> : what was
21:23 <RavenlockA> : awp professed love.
21:23 <Loginer> : o.o
21:23 <RavenlockA> : Don't ruin the moment.
21:23 <LadySuburu> : XD
21:23 <awp> : You say that as if it was the first time, Raven
21:23 <RavenlockA> : I thought it sweet.
21:23 <awp> : we'd have children by now if biology wasn't a cruel mistress

Now if you excuse me while I hide in a box for being such a jerk.

<Rolled> hey saturos
<Rolled> you are gay
<Saturos> no u
<Rolled> omg
<mattyu007|irc> lol
<Srank300> no one can stand up to that
<Saturos> i feel sorry for you
<Rolled> what are you doing playing anything that isn't a rolled map saturos
<Rolled> bad taste
<Saturos> having to come from a come back like that
<Srank300> you feel sorry for everyone
<Saturos> rolled mapped spice girls
<Saturos> what the fuck
<Rolled> it is an awesome map
<Saturos> and nickelback
<Rolled> but you wouldn't know because you are too in touch with your manhood to try it
<Saturos> and lollipop
<Saturos> DDD:
<Srank300> now I feel sorry for Rolled for using a Spice Girls MP3
<Rolled> i map shit that would make a good beatmap
<Rolled> you are all secretly gay and covering it up by bashing spice girls
<Srank300> I feel sorry for Rolled for OWNING a Spice Girls MP3

Rolled wrote:

awp wrote:

[15:42] <James> !stats james
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Stats for james (Idle):
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Score: 888,888,888 (#11)
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Plays: 8888
[15:42] <BanchoBot> Accuracy: 92%
[15:42] <James> gg
[15:43] <Agent_BA8_Rookbie> Woah.
[15:43] <lukewarmholiday> lol

failure since not 88% accuracy.

that will take me longer than ivalset raising his playcount to 9999

i lol'd at this while reading the logs so yeah...

( MeGaS ) HOW
( MeGaS ) HOW COULD THAT BE ? Oo
( MeGaS ) peppy, is that some sort of a cheat ?
( awp ) peppy is a cheat
( MeGaS ) i mean stats james
( peppy ) ?
( awp ) like Saoramimi or dejavu
( peppy ) cheat where?
( awp ) you
( MeGaS ) 888888888
( MeGaS ) !stats James
( awp ) If I downloaded peppy.exe I would have so much spare time because I'd breeze through uni
( awp ) that isn't any sorta cheat
( MeGaS ) how could that be, omg ?
( MeGaS ) 2 weeks ago he have 500 kk,

<peppy|wee> morning
* Treilah2|osu (osu@99.175.67.175) Quit (osu! closed)
<RemmyX25> morning peppy
<SFG> ^^ hay peppy~
* Lycos_Hayes|osu (osu@66.229.252.225) Quit (osu! closed)
<Loginer> SH-
<Loginer> Hi, peppy. D:

<falzar999> i am going to can today yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^
what


anyways, look what you did awp.

( James ) dumdumdumpoop
( Echo ) james
( Echo ) are you a guy or a girl?
( Saturos ) rofl
( James ) girl
( James ) LOL
( James ) whats with the Q?
( James ) ahahah awp
( Echo ) oh lol
( Echo ) james dc'd that bit
( Echo ) someone mentioned you were a girl in the rl thread
( Echo ) and i always thought you were a guy
( Echo ) so i just wanted to know
( Echo ) @james
( James ) i read that
( Saturos ) god, echo is so behind
( James ) rofl
( Echo ) ^^;

talking about the new web stuff

18:45 <peppy> now i dont have to type echo all over my php code
18:45 <peppy> >:|

later...

18:52 <peppy> fuck 24h days
18:52 <peppy> i need 30h
18:52 <peppy> it would be PERFECT

<Rolled> aaron carter sounds like a 13 year old girl
<Jame> like awp

Download: Naia - Roots of My way! (owl13) [youngdow's Taiko Traning].osu

Rolled wrote:

<Rolled> aaron carter sounds like a 13 year old girl
<Jame> like awp

this would fix it

[13:59] <chan> saying awesome so much reminds me of how i met your mother
[14:00] <chan> ...
[14:00] <chan> the tv series



[14:04] <Vic> ...mod plz?
[14:05] <James> mod
[14:05] <peppy> mod
[14:05] <chan> mod
[14:05] <Vic> k thx
[14:05] <peppy> np
[14:05] <James> np
[14:05] <chan> np
[14:05] <awpwork> np

There goes awp; doesn't mod but takes the credit anyway~

I did it later on...

...

...hypocrite.

[18:49] <lukewarmholiday> hhmm nobodys home, time to FC pokerap

Hitoshirenu Shourai wrote:

[18:49] <lukewarmholiday> hhmm nobodys home, time to FC pokerap

XD

.

XD Vivid Insane FTW ^_^

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( chan ) damn can someone give me the url to the beat spacing picture?
( mtmcl|irc ) http://beat-spacing-picture
( chan ) damn i clicked that
( chan ) bitch
( Jame ) LOL
( mtmcl|irc ) Pff loser
( dipsy ) XDDD
( dipsy ) I clicked that too

i bet you clicked on the link too

[18:45] <Shourai> I just got an Osu! merchandise idea.
[18:45] <Shourai> A bra with osu! icons on the cups.
[18:46] <Shourai> =3
[18:46] <Neo@lex> I'd totally buy one.
[18:46] <FF7Kotrt> O.o
[18:46] <Neo@lex> oh wait
[18:46] <Neo@lex> for...
[18:46] <Neo@lex> someone else.


[18:50] * mtmcl licks Neo@lex
[18:50] * Neo@lex licks mtmcl
[18:51] <Shourai> Hawt.

[02:13] <Victory> hi Sousei >.<
[02:13] <Sousei> I love you
[02:13] <Victory> 0-0
[02:13] <mattyu007|irc> lol!
[02:14] <caesarion> vickyyyyy
[02:14] <Victory> OMG
[02:15] <t_mac1> hey victory, gotten the hang of spinin yet?
[02:15] <Sousei> no hes gay
[02:15] <Victory> nope i still can't do good spin
[02:15] <Sousei> see
[02:16] <t_mac1> rofl sousei

14:29 caesarion: T_T it makes me nervous
14:29 Sousei: do it or kick
14:29 Victory: lol take it easy man
14:29 caesarion: T_T

<Neo@lex> I just lost the game.
<Vic> btw
<Vic> nooo
<Vic> fuck
<Vic> You made everyone lose
[ERROR] Connection to irc://irc.ppy.sh/ (irc://irc.ppy.sh/) closed. [Help]

Still can't get back on...
Statement due to change without warning or ethical justification.
Edit: OK, it's back.

James wrote:

( chan ) damn can someone give me the url to the beat spacing picture?
( mtmcl|irc ) http://beat-spacing-picture
( chan ) damn i clicked that
( chan ) bitch
( Jame ) LOL
( mtmcl|irc ) Pff loser
( dipsy ) XDDD
( dipsy ) I clicked that too

i bet you clicked on the link too

Oh no WTF!I clicked it again!!

LOL

[00:06] <James> ivalset should map a song

LMAO

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Her*

[21:09] ROMaster2: Epic fail dude

Well said. Well said. xDD

Download: Onmyouza - Kouga Ninpou Chou (v2b) [Hard].osu

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( Frost ) Anyone have a problem with flv videos playing in osu on an Windows Xp?
( Saturnos ) you cant?
( Saturnos ) play flv in osu
( Tsukune ) ffdshow, is required... right?
( Frost ) no, they do not work
( Vic ) they just dont
( Saturnos ) i think they dont work
( Vic ) What map is it
( Frost ) they do in a vista
( Saturnos )
( Frost ) Caramell dancing speedy cake
( Vic ) oh this
( Tsukune ) ^^
( Tsukune ) 0.o
( Tsukune ) you gotta link me to that... i love the song
( Snake55wildcat ) XD
( Saturnos ) !search caramel
( Tsukune ) !search Caramell dancing < i lold at this, sorry XD
( BanchoBot ) No matches found
( Saturnos ) dansen
( Tsukune ) ah...
( Tsukune ) TY
( Saturnos ) its not english XD

<Srank300> DON'T MELT ON ME, ICE CREAM
<Srank300> I'M COMING

[00:21] <peppy> awp want to take it away?
[00:21] <peppy> just an update of where we stand with it
[00:22] <peppy> ...
[00:22] <peppy> ok one sec

19:24 < ThePassingShadow> I think James should be allowed to make maps forever.
19:25 < ThePassingShadow> Because James makes the best beatmaps.
19:25 < James> nah i dont
19:25 < James> i cant even copy echo's hahaha
19:25 < Echo> and i can't copy you :/
...
19:26 < Remco> Awwww
19:26 < Remco> How heartwarming

( ZealotTC ) any horny men online?

-------

topic: about bad spacing in a beatmap
( James ) dont just put notes whenever you want to
( James ) OH THE IRONY

( peppy ) man
( peppy ) WTB TIME
( peppy ) so much i wanna work on
( LuigiHann ) buy some time here http://www.cafepress.com/osume.288700999

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This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.

That's what it's all about

[13:59] <lukewarmholiday> YOUR ALONE AND YOULL DIE ALONE
[13:59] <lukewarmholiday> HAPPY?!
[13:59] <darkbluetornado> lukewarmholiday: wanna play



[14:08] <LuigiHann> I stop paying attention for a while and what happens?
[14:08] <DessaChan> rape
[14:08] <awpwok> rape
[14:08] <Meracath> raep
[14:08] <Remco32|Hiding> rape

<Jame> anyways you cant reach echo, its an echo
<awp> echoooo
<awp> choooo
<Jame> chooooo
<RemX25|irc> echoechoechooo
<Jame> hooooo
<Jame> oooooo

[19:22] <BanchoBot> Saturos has moved up to place #0 in the top 10!
[19:22] -->| anode|osu (osu@68.0.231.124) has joined #osu
[19:23] <Saturos> haha
[19:23] <mattyu007> lol!
[19:23] -->| Ryohan|osu (osu@87.207.71.139) has joined #osu
[19:23] <lukewarmholiday> that day will be a happy day
[19:23] <LadySuburu> XD
[19:23] <lukewarmholiday> ROFL
[19:23] <Sousei> pro
[19:23] <Sousei> Lolol
[19:23] |<-- AnttiApina|osu has left osu.ppy.sh (osu! closed)
[19:23] <lukewarmholiday> Saturos, you are THAT good
[19:23] <Neo@lex> ?
[19:23] <mattyu007> lol ranks are so broken
[19:23] <Saturos> !rank 0
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Stats for Anonymous:
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Score: 00 (#0)
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Plays: 0 (lv0)
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Accuracy: 0.00%
[19:23] <Saturos> damn
[19:23] <LuigiHann> !stats saturos
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Stats for saturos (Idle):
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Score: 1,724,840,732 (#0)
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Plays: 8274 (lv96)
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Accuracy: 98.52%
[19:23] <mattyu007> !stats Saturos
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Stats for Saturos (Idle):
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Score: 1,724,840,732 (#0)
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Plays: 8274 (lv96)
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Accuracy: 98.52%
[19:23] <Neo@lex> !stats saturos
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Stats for saturos (Idle):
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Score: 1,724,840,732 (#0)
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Plays: 8274 (lv96)
[19:23] <BanchoBot> Accuracy: 98.52%

<Saturos|irc> afk fooding/picking up the karsh~
<awpwok> I'll race you to the vending machine
<awpwok> okay go
<awpwok> k back
<awpwok> did I win
<LuigiHann> who were you racing against
<awpwok> Saturos
<LuigiHann> Saturos won
<awpwok> no way
<awpwok> how come he didn't say anything
<LuigiHann> he was too busy eating snacks
<awpwok> because he's too busy losing
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<peppy> fuuuck its cold
<Utena> come here peppyx
<Utena> its warm <3
<RemX25|irc> o.0
<awpwok> Booooooooooooooooooooobies
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<lukewarmholiday> bye
<lukewarmholiday> i hate you all
<Kasada> I love you too luke.
<RemX25|irc> we love you too luke
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