Long ago in a distant Off-Topic board I, Bassist Vinyl, the post-shitting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a magic Samurai warrior wielding a foolish sword stepped forth to oppose me.
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Before the final blow was struck, I twoooah open a portal from my ass and flung him into the future, where my shitposting is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is gay as shit
BOOM
BIFF
BAM
WAPOW
Before the final blow was struck, I twoooah open a portal from my ass and flung him into the future, where my shitposting is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is gay as shit